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(Fark)   I'm thinking of leaving sticky notes for people in returned Redbox movies. What would you write on them?   (fark.com) divider line 306
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2012-10-16 03:30:36 PM
"Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?"

"Keep it up, you're almost there... wherever 'there' may be... probably nowhere."

"Isn't it funny how everyone you get close to ends up leaving?"

"This doesn't look right, not right at all."

"Blech. If my kid looked like that, I'd abandon it too."

/ not mine and not obscure in the least.
 
2012-10-16 03:31:38 PM
Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.
 
2012-10-16 03:31:52 PM
WARNING -- DO NOT REMOVE THIS NOTE.

THIS NOTE CONTAINS AN ACCESS CODE AND IS NECESSARY FOR THE DVD TO PLAY

⇑ PLEASE INSERT INTO DVD PLAYER IN THIS DIRECTION ⇑
 
2012-10-16 03:32:32 PM
I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.
 
2012-10-16 03:33:39 PM
5 % of your rental has gone to the "Free Wesley Snipes tax relief fund"

"thank you! Come again!"
 
2012-10-16 03:33:41 PM
A DVD for Redbox pretty much always stays in the same geographical area, right? I mean, you're not going to rent one and then take it across state lines, right?

I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.
 
2012-10-16 03:33:51 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"


Is that you Carl?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-16 03:34:00 PM
"I'm being held hostage
He's going to kill me
CALL THE POLICE!
"


/Include a few drops of blood from a pack of ground beef, and you're golden.
//Sadly, this is probably illegal.
 
2012-10-16 03:34:37 PM
how about "I'm lonely and trying to connect."

Also there is a guy who stands at the red box down the street and always tries to see people drugs so you could do something with that (My neighborhood is kind of the ghetto)
 
2012-10-16 03:34:37 PM
For Sale: One used BetaMax. $200 or best offer.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:14 PM
print out random craigslist ads
 
2012-10-16 03:36:37 PM
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:42 PM

PacManDreaming: "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."


+infinity
 
2012-10-16 03:36:54 PM
I'm watching you. Nod if you understand.

Wait there for further instructions.
 
2012-10-16 03:37:02 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.



I like this very much. Do you think kids would follow the clues in these sad times?
 
2012-10-16 03:37:05 PM
In crayon: please make Ron stop. Mommy doesn't believe me
 
2012-10-16 03:37:21 PM
Shiatcock. The answer is always shiatcock.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 03:37:27 PM

Tyrosine: Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.


I call dibs on writing the headline when the article about it is published.
 
2012-10-16 03:37:48 PM
dabbletech

That's it. I'm doing this on every rented DVD.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:01 PM

Endive Wombat: If you are serious about this, create a twitter account specific to this endeavor and encourage people to tweet you back.


That's not a bad idea. I would maybe leave a business card or a link to my biz Facebook page. I like unorthodox methods of advertising.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:02 PM

Mr_Fabulous: DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?

It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.



i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-16 03:38:23 PM
I would draw a map to a treasure in an isolated location.

And then wait.....
 
2012-10-16 03:38:28 PM
It's a cookbook!!


Or leave one of those fake winning lottery scratch offs.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:29 PM
"wwww.thepiratebay.se"
 
2012-10-16 03:39:11 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: A DVD for Redbox pretty much always stays in the same geographical area, right? I mean, you're not going to rent one and then take it across state lines, right?


On long road trips, we'll take our lap top and hit up red boxes along the way for the passengers to watch. We've rented a movie in one state and returned it several states over. It's kinda fun since red boxes are pretty much everywhere.

/csb
 
2012-10-16 03:39:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 03:39:39 PM
Hey creepy basement guy, stop putting me in your laserdisc player.
 
2012-10-16 03:39:52 PM
Remember to call (415) 504-2054 to have sticky note jammed in DVD player removed....
 
2012-10-16 03:40:50 PM

fireclown: TaterTot_HotDish: I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.


I like this very much. Do you think kids would follow the clues in these sad times?


I think it depends on where you are. In a small town like where we lived, we would have followed the clues. We also had bikes and the freedom to move around unsupervised. In a neighborhood full of helicopter parents, maybe not...
 
2012-10-16 03:41:29 PM
An arrow pointing to the hole in the middle

"Not a good penis hole"
 
2012-10-16 03:41:38 PM
`I had this disc spinning on my left nipple for 40 minutes before returning it to the case. Awesome or what?'
 
2012-10-16 03:41:45 PM
This DVD has a virus.  Do not play it!
 
2012-10-16 03:42:08 PM
be sure to set up a fake email where people could respond to you. I've always had a similar idea about creating a fake detective agency on facebook then post flyers that say "________ Agency. Do you have a problem that needs to be solved? Send an email to _______ and see if we can help." I'm curious what kind of questions I would get
 
PJ-
2012-10-16 03:42:35 PM
'Jesus masturbated daily'
 
2012-10-16 03:43:07 PM

dabbletech: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x667]


dabbletech, want to know how I know you are lying about being straight? Pick a different movie next time. :)
 
2012-10-16 03:43:21 PM
"They are going to take you. You have five, maybe ten very important seconds."
 
2012-10-16 03:43:52 PM
Error 404 Movie Not Found
 
2012-10-16 03:43:55 PM

PJ-: 'Jesus masturbated daily'


Are you suggesting the son of god was an underachiever?
 
2012-10-16 03:45:35 PM
CDs make good tampons.
 
2012-10-16 03:47:24 PM

Lundah: "Dear Red, If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend, Andy Dufresne"


Perfect on "The Usual Suspects"

On the Shawshank DVD: "Kint is 'Kaiser Soze'".
 
2012-10-16 03:47:57 PM
"I miss my job at the fortune cookie plant"
 
2012-10-16 03:51:13 PM

DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?


Ask your mom.

And tell her I'm sorry.
 
2012-10-16 03:51:25 PM
Thank you for renting this. I now have your credit card information which I have used to steal your identity. By the time you see this, it's to late.
 
2012-10-16 03:52:26 PM
Superglue a Romney/Ryan sticker to the data side...
 
2012-10-16 03:54:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder


Someone's knoooockin' at your door...
 
2012-10-16 03:54:49 PM

netizencain: "She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"


I don't get the last three.
 
2012-10-16 03:54:59 PM
'Call Me Maybe'
 
2012-10-16 03:55:37 PM

Why not a little doodle?

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-16 03:55:50 PM
Welcome to The Netzwerk. We hope you provide us an entertaining challenge.
 
2012-10-16 03:58:55 PM
Put a dollar in it and write "pay it forward" after 3 or four months re-rent the movie - it SHOULD be stuffed with cash!
 
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