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2012-10-16 11:33:59 AM  

shivashakti: "There's a nude scene at 24:32!" But stick the note onto a family-friendly movie like "Tangled!"...


That's pretty stupid.

Everyone knows the nude scene in Tangled is at 37:12.
 
2012-10-16 11:34:03 AM  
Greetings From Mettle Ismaila,

I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me and i don't know you too. My name is Mettle Ismaila Mohamed, i am 23 years old girl and an orphan. My late father was the deputy general manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan who was killed alongside with my beloved mother and our family house burnt down by the rebels during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house,and this was what sent me away from my country to Burkina Faso as i made my escape only by God's special grace.

You can read more about my country in the bbc news.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)
When my father died, i was living with my step mother happily until when thing changed and she wanted me to be fooling around, and when she found out that the was a money willed to me she asked me to travel with her to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited so that i can withdraw the money since i am the next of kin, but i refused because she was bringing in men to our house and doing all sorts of things. And she begged me but i refused, and she threatened to kill me, that is why i ran away and came to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited as a refugee, and i went to the bank and they confirmed that the money is there and that i am the next of kin, but they also asked me to bring a trustee that will stand on my behalf,because that is what my late father instructed them.

Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me to relocate to western world for a better life; i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people. Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instant still tells me that you could be true to me. Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent. I have a substantial amount of $5.6 Million which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. I have contacted the Bank and they told me that i am free to come and claim the money as the only daughter of my late father as i have the secret number my father gave me. Now, i am presently living in Christ De king Mission camp as a refuge.

I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.
 
2012-10-16 11:34:18 AM  

EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.


White powder
 
2012-10-16 11:34:25 AM  
FREE MARC EMERY!
 
2012-10-16 11:35:20 AM  
"This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."
 
2012-10-16 11:36:43 AM  

stpauler: Ignacio,
I'm glad you found your clue. Now you know that I've hidden the money in all of the Dane Cook movies in this Redbox knowing that no one else will rent them."


I like this one.
 
2012-10-16 11:37:17 AM  
I cleaned the CD with my man juice
 
2012-10-16 11:37:18 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder


And a little note that says "allah akbar"
 
2012-10-16 11:37:19 AM  
Oh Christmas, I should have known.
 
2012-10-16 11:38:52 AM  
"The money is safe, but I had to hide the suitcase full of panda meat at (insert address of Applebee's)."
 
2012-10-16 11:39:21 AM  
"She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"
 
2012-10-16 11:40:50 AM  
This movie contains a secret code and web address. if you can figure it out, you win $1,000,000! Good luck.
 
2012-10-16 11:40:55 AM  

Ponzholio: JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.

That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.


Or give them coordinates where the treasure is buried...in the middle of the ocean. Or Afghanistan. Or in the driveway of the white house :)
 
2012-10-16 11:41:08 AM  
Or just go cut body parts (PG parts only) out of magazines and write in names on each one. Arm=Jen, neck=Jessica, leg=Carolyn.

Drop one in with each movie over the span of a few months.
 
2012-10-16 11:41:22 AM  
B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
 
2012-10-16 11:43:42 AM  
"This movie totally syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon."
 
2012-10-16 11:43:55 AM  

NuttierThanEver: B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E


It's a goddamn commercial?!?
 
2012-10-16 11:46:02 AM  
I would just leave them little doodles.

homiegfunk.com
(btw, I believe that is KotC there)
 
2012-10-16 11:46:53 AM  
Need weed? Call (Carlsjr #)
 
2012-10-16 11:52:09 AM  
Don't open the DVD case. I trapped a fart inside it.
 
2012-10-16 11:52:37 AM  
THIS IS SPECIAL TRACKING PAPER
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HAVE BEEN LOGGED
 
2012-10-16 11:53:33 AM  
"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."
 
2012-10-16 11:54:43 AM  
See that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass.
 
2012-10-16 11:55:24 AM  
'I nailed your wife last night'
 
2012-10-16 11:57:29 AM  
Get the butter
 
2012-10-16 11:58:25 AM  

EviLincoln: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder

And a little note that says "allah akbar"


This.

This is also why I always used my roomate's credit card to order the redbox movies.

/I wonder how he's doing down there in Gitmo....
 
2012-10-16 12:04:37 PM  
The question you have to ask yourself is, "can you catch hepatitis from a DVD?" I don't know the answer, but if you do find yourself symptomatic you should probably call a doctor.
 
2012-10-16 12:07:04 PM  

soosh: Please be kind. Rewind.


I see my work here is done.
 
2012-10-16 12:09:12 PM  

netizencain: "She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"


I love that!
"The body on the floor gets up at the end of the movie"
"The house is on sacred burial ground"
"The caller is inside the house"
 
2012-10-16 12:13:17 PM  
EVERY Man's Wish •• EVERY Boy's Fantasy •• EVERY Husband's Secret•• CANDY$150 half hour/$250 hour Incall only CALL xxx-xxxx

/have fun and be creative inserting number
 
2012-10-16 12:17:33 PM  
Stickers of this
solacesystems.com
 
2012-10-16 12:26:03 PM  

BusketsMcBride: Snape kills Dumbledore


And we finished in 2.
 
2012-10-16 12:26:24 PM  
For a good time call 867-5309.
 
2012-10-16 12:47:31 PM  
Cthulu loves you.
 
2012-10-16 12:52:10 PM  
I hope you don't turn around now because I'm right behind you
 
2012-10-16 12:53:21 PM  
Be kind, Rewind
 
2012-10-16 12:53:50 PM  
It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours
 
2012-10-16 01:03:52 PM  
"This movie is bad and you should feel bad"
 
2012-10-16 01:08:28 PM  

mryoop789: I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.


Dear Mettle,

Is that you at 32:46?
 
2012-10-16 01:16:21 PM  
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2012-10-16 01:17:57 PM  
You can't get back the money you spent on this movie, but you don't have to waste the next 2 hours of your life watching this tripe.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
2012-10-16 01:29:36 PM  
It insists upon itself.
 
2012-10-16 01:43:18 PM  
Not for oral use
 
2012-10-16 01:55:35 PM  
I know where you live, biatch.
 
2012-10-16 02:25:35 PM  
Do you like Gladiator Movies?
 
2012-10-16 02:29:06 PM  
Call the police! Someone stuck me inside this box and I can't get out.
 
2012-10-16 02:31:18 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: For a good time call 867-5309.


Ballistic earworm.

/did you see Amazon's Deal of the Day, Bathia? Dark Shadows complete set for $200...
 
2012-10-16 03:01:02 PM  
"The Angels have the Phone Box"
 
2012-10-16 03:03:32 PM  
Tonight. You.
 
2012-10-16 03:05:35 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

Or a good old, "I know what you did."
 
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