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2012-10-16 11:13:38 AM
"naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"
 
2012-10-16 11:13:41 AM
Snape kills Dumbledore
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:16:32 AM
"I rented this while contagious."
"If you only knew where this disc had been."
"It turns out I can hold up 29 of these without using my hands."
"The spots on this disc are not from Pepsi."
"It turns out you really can pick things up with your ass cheeks."
 
2012-10-16 11:16:36 AM

YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"


"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself
 
bow
2012-10-16 11:17:20 AM
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
 
2012-10-16 11:18:21 AM
Smear a little ketchup or fake blood.

"I'm so sorry."
 
2012-10-16 11:18:55 AM
You should do random factoids, like Snapple caps.
 
2012-10-16 11:20:58 AM
Sure, lay on the couch and watch another movie......fatty.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:21:35 AM
"Some assholes on the internet made me write this"
 
2012-10-16 11:22:00 AM
Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he played Chong Li in Bloodsport.

Instead of watching this, you should watch Kill Bill 2.

Halfway through this movie, we hit pause and had sex.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:04 AM
Draw a comic, but one panel at a time. Soon, people will rent every movie in that redbox to see how the comic ends and redbox will see a huge growth in video rentals and will figure out it was you and will give you a cut of the money.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:06 AM
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
so fark off.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:13 AM
Look behind you.

Alternatively -

Pay no attention to the man hiding outside your window.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:47 AM
I'd write spoilers to other movies.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:13 AM
Sorry about the jizz stains inside this case... smear some mayo in it...
 
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
Just print out the Plot from the movie's Wiki page. It usually ruins the movie if you haven't seen it yet.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
Coupons or ads for Netflix.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:39 AM
Please be kind. Rewind.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:42 AM
If you play this movie, I'll be able to see and hear everything you do forever.
 
2012-10-16 11:24:42 AM
Property of US Government Tracking Agency 
 
2012-10-16 11:25:13 AM
"You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape... and what they say is, 'You will die in seven days.'"
 
2012-10-16 11:25:21 AM
Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.
 
2012-10-16 11:25:52 AM
Be Kind, Rewind.

Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.
 
2012-10-16 11:26:11 AM
I'm thinking you need to get a hobby.
 
2012-10-16 11:26:51 AM

wambu: YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"

"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself


That's exactly the sort of DVDs that you would want to leave those types of comments in.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:09 AM
On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:10 AM
How about: "You still own a DVD player? You must be poor, or my grandparents"
 
2012-10-16 11:27:17 AM

Rev.K: Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.


heh
 
2012-10-16 11:27:26 AM
If you are serious about this, create a twitter account specific to this endeavor and encourage people to tweet you back.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:30 AM
There's A sale at pennys.
 
2012-10-16 11:28:11 AM
If you like Tron, you're gonna love this. Maybe.
 
2012-10-16 11:28:54 AM
"This movie is cursed"

"I'd put some gloves on if I were you"

"Hi my name is (someone you don't like) and I ate all my boogers"

"Zoophile? Zoocurious? Call (# for fbi field office)"
 
2012-10-16 11:29:16 AM
"tits/gtfo"
 
2012-10-16 11:29:37 AM
Help! My name is Timmy O'Toole. He took me.
 
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM
"Your fingerprints are on this disc. You are now an accessory to murder."
 
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM

JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.


That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.
 
2012-10-16 11:29:48 AM
Ignacio,
I'm glad you found your clue. Now you know that I've hidden the money in all of the Dane Cook movies in this Redbox knowing that no one else will rent them."
 
2012-10-16 11:30:17 AM
"Start Dark Side on the third lion's roar."
 
2012-10-16 11:30:21 AM
You know how every once in awhile you get a DVD that is so badly scratched it doesn't work? Well this is one of those, but I want you to know I'm not the one who did it.
 
2012-10-16 11:30:24 AM
"You don't want to know where this disc has been. ;) "
 
2012-10-16 11:31:03 AM
"The butler did it."
 
2012-10-16 11:31:24 AM
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN DVD
 
2012-10-16 11:31:51 AM
Guess why this DVD is sticky.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:57 AM
"Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.
 
2012-10-16 11:32:18 AM
"There's a nude scene at 24:32!" But stick the note onto a family-friendly movie like "Tangled!"...
 
2012-10-16 11:32:56 AM
I know you selected Avatar, but I figured you'd like Bridesmaids better...
 
2012-10-16 11:32:59 AM
"I viciously abuse my wife and children. Please help me stop."
 
2012-10-16 11:33:15 AM

soosh: Please be kind. Rewind.


Classic.

Well played
 
2012-10-16 11:33:29 AM
If you also enjoy jerking it to Disney movies, let's meet up on Reddit.
 
2012-10-16 11:33:39 AM
Write Laffy Taffy jokes on the notes. Everybody loves those.
 
2012-10-16 11:33:59 AM

shivashakti: "There's a nude scene at 24:32!" But stick the note onto a family-friendly movie like "Tangled!"...


That's pretty stupid.

Everyone knows the nude scene in Tangled is at 37:12.
 
2012-10-16 11:34:03 AM
Greetings From Mettle Ismaila,

I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me and i don't know you too. My name is Mettle Ismaila Mohamed, i am 23 years old girl and an orphan. My late father was the deputy general manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan who was killed alongside with my beloved mother and our family house burnt down by the rebels during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house,and this was what sent me away from my country to Burkina Faso as i made my escape only by God's special grace.

You can read more about my country in the bbc news.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)
When my father died, i was living with my step mother happily until when thing changed and she wanted me to be fooling around, and when she found out that the was a money willed to me she asked me to travel with her to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited so that i can withdraw the money since i am the next of kin, but i refused because she was bringing in men to our house and doing all sorts of things. And she begged me but i refused, and she threatened to kill me, that is why i ran away and came to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited as a refugee, and i went to the bank and they confirmed that the money is there and that i am the next of kin, but they also asked me to bring a trustee that will stand on my behalf,because that is what my late father instructed them.

Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me to relocate to western world for a better life; i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people. Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instant still tells me that you could be true to me. Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent. I have a substantial amount of $5.6 Million which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. I have contacted the Bank and they told me that i am free to come and claim the money as the only daughter of my late father as i have the secret number my father gave me. Now, i am presently living in Christ De king Mission camp as a refuge.

I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.
 
2012-10-16 11:34:18 AM

EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.


White powder
 
2012-10-16 11:34:25 AM
FREE MARC EMERY!
 
2012-10-16 11:35:20 AM
"This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."
 
2012-10-16 11:36:43 AM

stpauler: Ignacio,
I'm glad you found your clue. Now you know that I've hidden the money in all of the Dane Cook movies in this Redbox knowing that no one else will rent them."


I like this one.
 
2012-10-16 11:37:17 AM
I cleaned the CD with my man juice
 
2012-10-16 11:37:18 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder


And a little note that says "allah akbar"
 
2012-10-16 11:37:19 AM
Oh Christmas, I should have known.
 
2012-10-16 11:38:52 AM
"The money is safe, but I had to hide the suitcase full of panda meat at (insert address of Applebee's)."
 
2012-10-16 11:39:21 AM
"She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"
 
2012-10-16 11:40:50 AM
This movie contains a secret code and web address. if you can figure it out, you win $1,000,000! Good luck.
 
2012-10-16 11:40:55 AM

Ponzholio: JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.

That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.


Or give them coordinates where the treasure is buried...in the middle of the ocean. Or Afghanistan. Or in the driveway of the white house :)
 
2012-10-16 11:41:08 AM
Or just go cut body parts (PG parts only) out of magazines and write in names on each one. Arm=Jen, neck=Jessica, leg=Carolyn.

Drop one in with each movie over the span of a few months.
 
2012-10-16 11:41:22 AM
B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
 
2012-10-16 11:43:42 AM
"This movie totally syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon."
 
2012-10-16 11:43:55 AM

NuttierThanEver: B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E


It's a goddamn commercial?!?
 
2012-10-16 11:46:02 AM
I would just leave them little doodles.

homiegfunk.com
(btw, I believe that is KotC there)
 
2012-10-16 11:46:53 AM
Need weed? Call (Carlsjr #)
 
2012-10-16 11:52:09 AM
Don't open the DVD case. I trapped a fart inside it.
 
2012-10-16 11:52:37 AM
THIS IS SPECIAL TRACKING PAPER
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HAVE BEEN LOGGED
 
2012-10-16 11:53:33 AM
"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."
 
2012-10-16 11:54:43 AM
See that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass.
 
2012-10-16 11:55:24 AM
'I nailed your wife last night'
 
2012-10-16 11:57:29 AM
Get the butter
 
2012-10-16 11:58:25 AM

EviLincoln: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder

And a little note that says "allah akbar"


This.

This is also why I always used my roomate's credit card to order the redbox movies.

/I wonder how he's doing down there in Gitmo....
 
2012-10-16 12:04:37 PM
The question you have to ask yourself is, "can you catch hepatitis from a DVD?" I don't know the answer, but if you do find yourself symptomatic you should probably call a doctor.
 
2012-10-16 12:07:04 PM

soosh: Please be kind. Rewind.


I see my work here is done.
 
2012-10-16 12:09:12 PM

netizencain: "She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"


I love that!
"The body on the floor gets up at the end of the movie"
"The house is on sacred burial ground"
"The caller is inside the house"
 
2012-10-16 12:13:17 PM
EVERY Man's Wish •• EVERY Boy's Fantasy •• EVERY Husband's Secret•• CANDY$150 half hour/$250 hour Incall only CALL xxx-xxxx

/have fun and be creative inserting number
 
2012-10-16 12:17:33 PM
Stickers of this
solacesystems.com
 
2012-10-16 12:26:03 PM

BusketsMcBride: Snape kills Dumbledore


And we finished in 2.
 
2012-10-16 12:26:24 PM
For a good time call 867-5309.
 
2012-10-16 12:47:31 PM
Cthulu loves you.
 
2012-10-16 12:52:10 PM
I hope you don't turn around now because I'm right behind you
 
2012-10-16 12:53:21 PM
Be kind, Rewind
 
2012-10-16 12:53:50 PM
It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours
 
2012-10-16 01:03:52 PM
"This movie is bad and you should feel bad"
 
2012-10-16 01:08:28 PM

mryoop789: I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.


Dear Mettle,

Is that you at 32:46?
 
2012-10-16 01:16:21 PM
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2012-10-16 01:17:57 PM
You can't get back the money you spent on this movie, but you don't have to waste the next 2 hours of your life watching this tripe.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
2012-10-16 01:29:36 PM
It insists upon itself.
 
2012-10-16 01:43:18 PM
Not for oral use
 
2012-10-16 01:55:35 PM
I know where you live, biatch.
 
2012-10-16 02:25:35 PM
Do you like Gladiator Movies?
 
2012-10-16 02:29:06 PM
Call the police! Someone stuck me inside this box and I can't get out.
 
2012-10-16 02:31:18 PM

Bathia_Mapes: For a good time call 867-5309.


Ballistic earworm.

/did you see Amazon's Deal of the Day, Bathia? Dark Shadows complete set for $200...
 
2012-10-16 03:01:02 PM
"The Angels have the Phone Box"
 
2012-10-16 03:03:32 PM
Tonight. You.
 
2012-10-16 03:05:35 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Or a good old, "I know what you did."
 
2012-10-16 03:06:28 PM
"no film will ever alter your pathetic existence"
 
2012-10-16 03:06:34 PM

Tziva: I would just leave them little doodles.

[homiegfunk.com image 217x190]
(btw, I believe that is KotC there)


Doodles win!!!!
 
2012-10-16 03:07:38 PM
www.pitch.com
 
2012-10-16 03:07:46 PM
Leave an actual sticky note.
 
2012-10-16 03:07:47 PM
I want my two dollars!
 
2012-10-16 03:08:40 PM

Jekylman: "This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."


threeandahalfthumbs.files.wordpress.com

Butthead.
 
2012-10-16 03:09:08 PM
All you 'Be Kind, Rewind' people beat me to it.
 
2012-10-16 03:09:45 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-16 03:09:55 PM
Make it as official looking as possible but glue to the inside:

"Thank you for renting Up. People that have rented this movie have also rented:

Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Free My Willy
Monster's Inc
Behind the Green Door
Cars
Wall-E
Womb Raider
Sorest Rump
Cars 2
Throbin Hood
 
2012-10-16 03:11:01 PM
What exactly is a "Redbox"?
 
2012-10-16 03:11:15 PM
Not a bad movie. Gave me something to watch while I was waiting out my Ebola treatment.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:05 PM
Random quotes from Clerks.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:33 PM
"The Dog Dies."

Especially effective in movies without dogs.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:58 PM
This would be for a small target audience but still worth it. - I told you I'd find you Karen!
 
2012-10-16 03:15:53 PM

Rev.K: On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.


Have to love the nonsense...
 
2012-10-16 03:15:59 PM
https://couchpota.to/
 
2012-10-16 03:16:14 PM
"Dear Red, If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend, Andy Dufresne"
 
2012-10-16 03:16:15 PM
"Find special features Easter Egg by setting player to Region 2"
 
2012-10-16 03:16:23 PM
Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.
 
2012-10-16 03:16:25 PM
I'd give this film two thumbs up if my wrists weren't so sore from the masturbating!
 
2012-10-16 03:16:56 PM
'You know what would make a really good movie? People that rent the movie (insert title here) from Redbox are found mysteriously murdered within minutes of returning movie. That would make a good movie'
 
2012-10-16 03:17:06 PM
"I'm watching you, you biatch! You're gonna die tonight!"
 
2012-10-16 03:17:09 PM
Couldn't fap to this
 
2012-10-16 03:17:22 PM
fark you
 
2012-10-16 03:18:18 PM
"This note intentionally left blank."
 
2012-10-16 03:18:59 PM
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
 
2012-10-16 03:19:12 PM
It'd be more fun to tyler durden it, recode then print a new label.
 
2012-10-16 03:19:59 PM
Key. 4th & Vine, under post box.

(then, just for kicks, actually tape one of those quarter locker keys under the post box)
((really for kicks, put something hilarious in that locker))
 
2012-10-16 03:20:32 PM
I've actually done this to warn viewers not to watch the movie because it was SOOOOO Bad.
I wrote "90 minutes you will never get back, return it now and thank me later."
I affixed it to this "film":
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1307002/

I have since used this movie as a measuring bar for terrible movies, and wish that Redbox had a movie review feature.
 
2012-10-16 03:20:46 PM
"DVD would not play"
 
2012-10-16 03:21:07 PM

hugheric: This would be for a small target audience but still worth it. - I told you I'd find you Karen!


Nice XKCD reference
 
2012-10-16 03:21:19 PM
url: spaceghetto.st
 
2012-10-16 03:21:45 PM

SFSailor: [i50.tinypic.com image 247x247]


Nice!

"Too much is always better than not enough."
"Thank-you for reading this notice."
"Do not eat."
 
2012-10-16 03:22:26 PM
How about a simple "Guess what I did with this case?"
 
2012-10-16 03:22:39 PM

DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?


It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.

/sorry, had to
 
2012-10-16 03:23:17 PM
LyrialZander , as long as they didn't put the review feature ON the vending machine. Lord, people are slow enough just picking out a movie there without a review to thumb through.
 
2012-10-16 03:24:01 PM
"We know."
 
2012-10-16 03:24:02 PM
7 days
 
2012-10-16 03:25:18 PM
"I masturbated to this."
 
2012-10-16 03:25:29 PM
You will find happiness with a new love.
 
2012-10-16 03:26:12 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours


that spoiler burns!
 
2012-10-16 03:26:12 PM

Ba'boon: Look behind you.

Alternatively -

Pay no attention to the man hiding outside your window.


Do this with a few dozen movies, and make notes with some sort of vague continuity ("This time I'm in the backyard.") Eventually someone's going to get like 3 of these in 3 weeks, and then HAW HAW, AWESOME!

/Except for the part where someone lives in abject fear for weeks
//And the part where they find a way to make a charge of "domestic terrorism" stick
 
2012-10-16 03:26:34 PM
What's that on your shirt?
 
2012-10-16 03:27:15 PM
Apply directly to the forehead
 
2012-10-16 03:27:19 PM
"Guess why this note is sticky."
 
2012-10-16 03:28:02 PM
The ending to a different movie
 
2012-10-16 03:28:02 PM
How is babby formd
 
2012-10-16 03:28:50 PM

pute kisses like a man: Apply directly to the forehead


Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
 
2012-10-16 03:29:00 PM
"help me "
 
2012-10-16 03:29:19 PM
"look behind you."

or

"nobody will believe you, slut"
/wrong thread?
 
2012-10-16 03:30:36 PM
"Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?"

"Keep it up, you're almost there... wherever 'there' may be... probably nowhere."

"Isn't it funny how everyone you get close to ends up leaving?"

"This doesn't look right, not right at all."

"Blech. If my kid looked like that, I'd abandon it too."

/ not mine and not obscure in the least.
 
2012-10-16 03:31:38 PM
Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.
 
2012-10-16 03:31:52 PM
WARNING -- DO NOT REMOVE THIS NOTE.

THIS NOTE CONTAINS AN ACCESS CODE AND IS NECESSARY FOR THE DVD TO PLAY

⇑ PLEASE INSERT INTO DVD PLAYER IN THIS DIRECTION ⇑
 
2012-10-16 03:32:32 PM
I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.
 
2012-10-16 03:33:39 PM
5 % of your rental has gone to the "Free Wesley Snipes tax relief fund"

"thank you! Come again!"
 
2012-10-16 03:33:41 PM
A DVD for Redbox pretty much always stays in the same geographical area, right? I mean, you're not going to rent one and then take it across state lines, right?

I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.
 
2012-10-16 03:33:51 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"


Is that you Carl?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-16 03:34:00 PM
"I'm being held hostage
He's going to kill me
CALL THE POLICE!
"


/Include a few drops of blood from a pack of ground beef, and you're golden.
//Sadly, this is probably illegal.
 
2012-10-16 03:34:37 PM
how about "I'm lonely and trying to connect."

Also there is a guy who stands at the red box down the street and always tries to see people drugs so you could do something with that (My neighborhood is kind of the ghetto)
 
2012-10-16 03:34:37 PM
For Sale: One used BetaMax. $200 or best offer.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:14 PM
print out random craigslist ads
 
2012-10-16 03:36:37 PM
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:42 PM

PacManDreaming: "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."


+infinity
 
2012-10-16 03:36:54 PM
I'm watching you. Nod if you understand.

Wait there for further instructions.
 
2012-10-16 03:37:02 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.



I like this very much. Do you think kids would follow the clues in these sad times?
 
2012-10-16 03:37:05 PM
In crayon: please make Ron stop. Mommy doesn't believe me
 
2012-10-16 03:37:21 PM
Shiatcock. The answer is always shiatcock.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 03:37:27 PM

Tyrosine: Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.


I call dibs on writing the headline when the article about it is published.
 
2012-10-16 03:37:48 PM
dabbletech

That's it. I'm doing this on every rented DVD.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:01 PM

Endive Wombat: If you are serious about this, create a twitter account specific to this endeavor and encourage people to tweet you back.


That's not a bad idea. I would maybe leave a business card or a link to my biz Facebook page. I like unorthodox methods of advertising.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:02 PM

Mr_Fabulous: DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?

It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.



i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-16 03:38:23 PM
I would draw a map to a treasure in an isolated location.

And then wait.....
 
2012-10-16 03:38:28 PM
It's a cookbook!!


Or leave one of those fake winning lottery scratch offs.
 
2012-10-16 03:38:29 PM
"wwww.thepiratebay.se"
 
2012-10-16 03:39:11 PM

TaterTot_HotDish: A DVD for Redbox pretty much always stays in the same geographical area, right? I mean, you're not going to rent one and then take it across state lines, right?


On long road trips, we'll take our lap top and hit up red boxes along the way for the passengers to watch. We've rented a movie in one state and returned it several states over. It's kinda fun since red boxes are pretty much everywhere.

/csb
 
2012-10-16 03:39:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 03:39:39 PM
Hey creepy basement guy, stop putting me in your laserdisc player.
 
2012-10-16 03:39:52 PM
Remember to call (415) 504-2054 to have sticky note jammed in DVD player removed....
 
2012-10-16 03:40:50 PM

fireclown: TaterTot_HotDish: I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.


I like this very much. Do you think kids would follow the clues in these sad times?


I think it depends on where you are. In a small town like where we lived, we would have followed the clues. We also had bikes and the freedom to move around unsupervised. In a neighborhood full of helicopter parents, maybe not...
 
2012-10-16 03:41:29 PM
An arrow pointing to the hole in the middle

"Not a good penis hole"
 
2012-10-16 03:41:38 PM
`I had this disc spinning on my left nipple for 40 minutes before returning it to the case. Awesome or what?'
 
2012-10-16 03:41:45 PM
This DVD has a virus.  Do not play it!
 
2012-10-16 03:42:08 PM
be sure to set up a fake email where people could respond to you. I've always had a similar idea about creating a fake detective agency on facebook then post flyers that say "________ Agency. Do you have a problem that needs to be solved? Send an email to _______ and see if we can help." I'm curious what kind of questions I would get
 
PJ-
2012-10-16 03:42:35 PM
'Jesus masturbated daily'
 
2012-10-16 03:43:07 PM

dabbletech: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x667]


dabbletech, want to know how I know you are lying about being straight? Pick a different movie next time. :)
 
2012-10-16 03:43:21 PM
"They are going to take you. You have five, maybe ten very important seconds."
 
2012-10-16 03:43:52 PM
Error 404 Movie Not Found
 
2012-10-16 03:43:55 PM

PJ-: 'Jesus masturbated daily'


Are you suggesting the son of god was an underachiever?
 
2012-10-16 03:45:35 PM
CDs make good tampons.
 
2012-10-16 03:47:24 PM

Lundah: "Dear Red, If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend, Andy Dufresne"


Perfect on "The Usual Suspects"

On the Shawshank DVD: "Kint is 'Kaiser Soze'".
 
2012-10-16 03:47:57 PM
"I miss my job at the fortune cookie plant"
 
2012-10-16 03:51:13 PM

DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?


Ask your mom.

And tell her I'm sorry.
 
2012-10-16 03:51:25 PM
Thank you for renting this. I now have your credit card information which I have used to steal your identity. By the time you see this, it's to late.
 
2012-10-16 03:52:26 PM
Superglue a Romney/Ryan sticker to the data side...
 
2012-10-16 03:54:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder


Someone's knoooockin' at your door...
 
2012-10-16 03:54:49 PM

netizencain: "She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"


I don't get the last three.
 
2012-10-16 03:54:59 PM
'Call Me Maybe'
 
2012-10-16 03:55:37 PM

Why not a little doodle?

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-16 03:55:50 PM
Welcome to The Netzwerk. We hope you provide us an entertaining challenge.
 
2012-10-16 03:58:55 PM
Put a dollar in it and write "pay it forward" after 3 or four months re-rent the movie - it SHOULD be stuffed with cash!
 
2012-10-16 03:59:03 PM
Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the gun.
 
2012-10-16 04:00:11 PM

CeroX: An arrow pointing to the hole in the middle

"Not a good penis hole"


Alternatively

"I fit my penis in this hole, can you?"
 
2012-10-16 04:00:42 PM
King of the Cheese asked me to send you a joke. You have to talk to him.
 
2012-10-16 04:00:58 PM
You really should wash your hands after holding this.
 
2012-10-16 04:01:14 PM
When Aladdin is on the balcony and the tiger comes out there is a backmasking message that says "Paul is dead miss him miss him"
 
2012-10-16 04:01:22 PM

Porous Horace: Nice!


Annnnd this thread now officially combines two things that make Fark addictive - nearly unending LOLs and Nothing Is Obscure.

In a Disney DVD: "Daddy says I didn't pick a sexy enough movie. I don't like it when he cries."

An idea for those willing to rent several movies:

"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"GOOSE"
 
2012-10-16 04:04:13 PM
The Book Was Better
 
2012-10-16 04:04:45 PM
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
 
2012-10-16 04:04:55 PM
i686.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 04:04:57 PM

Netropolis: Put a dollar in it and write "pay it forward" after 3 or four months re-rent the movie - it SHOULD be stuffed with cash!


Like those old emails where you send each of the people on the list $5, and then add your name to the list. Then you just sit back and count money from that day forward.
 
2012-10-16 04:05:59 PM
'Play it backwards and find out who really is the walrus'
 
2012-10-16 04:07:25 PM
Drawing of a spider and a demand for $100 as payment for said drawing.

/excellent thread
 
2012-10-16 04:07:55 PM
Its hard working inside this RedBox giving you the movie you asked for. Could you bring me back a drink? Something stiff.
 
2012-10-16 04:08:54 PM
DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
 
2012-10-16 04:09:02 PM
Don't do a note, take some time to make some kind of Chick Tract level derpy insert and stick it in. Or if you aren't good with photo shop, just do it all in text like some random family values group rant. bonus points for having a template you can personalize based on the movie.

Or rent stuff like Alien and then praise it for conveying a good Christian message in your tract.

/actually that would be a fun Fark PS contest, making fake Chick Tracts to stick in stuff
 
2012-10-16 04:09:52 PM

TheMysticS: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder

Someone's knoooockin' at your door...


Somebody's ring the bell...
 
2012-10-16 04:10:02 PM
HELP HELP IM TRAP INCIDE THIS REDBOX PLS CALL 911 HELP
 
2012-10-16 04:10:28 PM
Take the sticky note, fold it in half and tape up the sides to make a little envelope. On the outside write "This is for the ladies." Fill the envelope with your pubes and seal it up.
 
2012-10-16 04:11:22 PM
better yet: "This note is copyrighted and by reading it you have accepted our licensing agreement which requires that you pay me $25 and pass it on to a friend who is also bound by this agreement."

/see you in Tahiti.
 
2012-10-16 04:12:28 PM
"Why are you renting movies on DVD instead of downloading them for free off the Internet like a normal person? Jeez, get with the program already."
 
2012-10-16 04:12:36 PM
"You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.
 
2012-10-16 04:13:05 PM

trappedspirit: Shiatcock. The answer is always shiatcock.
[i.imgur.com image 601x233]


Careful, since that rule is never enforced I didn't know and then got an "evading the filter" wtf.
 
2012-10-16 04:13:07 PM
"We have a very severe bedbug infestation at our house, how about you guys?"
 
2012-10-16 04:13:51 PM
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2012-10-16 04:13:58 PM
That is not soap on the DVD.
 
2012-10-16 04:14:04 PM
On Eat Pray Love:

"Your Mother Was Right, You Will Die Alone"

The only issue is actually having to rent the movie.
 
2012-10-16 04:15:22 PM
CROATOAN
 
2012-10-16 04:15:37 PM

ModernPrimitive01: be sure to set up a fake email where people could respond to you. I've always had a similar idea about creating a fake detective agency on facebook then post flyers that say "________ Agency. Do you have a problem that needs to be solved? Send an email to _______ and see if we can help." I'm curious what kind of questions I would get


It'd be like an updated version of the old Alan Ladd radio show, "Box 13". Writer puts a weekly ad in his local paper seeking adventures that he can write about, and every week, he ponders why does he do it.
 
2012-10-16 04:16:27 PM

hugheric: This would be for a small target audience but still worth it. - I told you I'd find you Karen!


Well done! But I would use Jennifer.
 
2012-10-16 04:17:04 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.


"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."
 
2012-10-16 04:17:05 PM
I'm down in the cheese vault

counting out my cheese
 
2012-10-16 04:17:18 PM
Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.

*shhhhhk*
 
2012-10-16 04:17:24 PM
I can fit my your penis in this hole, can you?

FTFY
 
2012-10-16 04:19:04 PM
"You Killed Blockbuster"
 
2012-10-16 04:19:57 PM

DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is...


For reals?

couponcravings.com
 
2012-10-16 04:20:10 PM
imageshack.us

Tear out a random page from a random book, they're going to have to learn about sexus sooner or later.
 
2012-10-16 04:23:00 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
 
2012-10-16 04:26:03 PM

major_accuracy: [i.imgur.com image 600x431]

 

ADVENTURE TIME!
 
2012-10-16 04:26:06 PM
"I put this note on this movie case in the hopes you will have left your car running and I am lurking in the bushes hoping to steal your car, if you have left your children in the car I will leave them at the nearest Wal-Mart in the toy department with a bunch of toys, candy and caffeinated drinks. Thank you for your stupidity and not driving a beat up piece of shiat. If you are driving a beat up piece of shiat please ignore this note and have a nice evening."
 
2012-10-16 04:27:06 PM

cambie: How about: "You still own a DVD player? You must be poor, or my grandparents"


RedBox has Blu-Rays too, but I guess you could put that note in the DVD cases.
 
2012-10-16 04:31:17 PM
Put a goofy, wallet sized yearbook picture of either yourself or someone else and write your number on the back.
 
2012-10-16 04:32:09 PM

jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."


Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."
 
2012-10-16 04:34:44 PM
"They are coming."
 
2012-10-16 04:35:32 PM
You'll understand the true meaning of this movie if you put it on mute and play the Thriller album instead.
 
2012-10-16 04:36:09 PM
Inside of G.I. Joe "The Viper is Coming"
 
2012-10-16 04:36:27 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."


If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 04:36:35 PM
Help I'm being held hostage in a Chinese cookie factory
 
2012-10-16 04:37:43 PM

Stoj: Just print out the Plot from the movie's Wiki page. It usually ruins the movie if you haven't seen it yet.


Movie watchers don't read.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 04:38:00 PM
"The money is buried under the big dubya"
 
2012-10-16 04:39:17 PM
Put on any Horror movie like saw or hostel

" better love story then twilight"
 
2012-10-16 04:39:23 PM

WienerButt: Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."

If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.


Err...whut?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 04:39:36 PM
"Use code (smudgies) to take over the innernets"
 
2012-10-16 04:45:05 PM
"Bring the gun, that biatch dies tonight."

"Jesus died for your porn."

"Blue dots taste best."

"Hastur! Hastur! Haustur!"

"More Blood for the Blood God!"

"Miami will win the Super Bowl."

"Black 47"

"35 20 19.3554 by -90 48 3.4922"
 
2012-10-16 04:45:51 PM
"Really? It took you that long to decide on this movie? You know that guy behind you just wanted to return his movie for the past 8 minutes"
 
2012-10-16 04:46:00 PM

NuttierThanEver: It insists upon itself.


I read that in Peter's voice.
 
2012-10-16 04:46:19 PM
7 days
 
2012-10-16 04:47:35 PM
i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE
 
2012-10-16 04:48:13 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-10-16 04:48:55 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: WienerButt: Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."

If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.

Err...whut?


We had dry erase marker boards on all the dorm doors. They would have our names as a way to help everyone meet people their first year away at college. Ultimately you can imagine how that went after the move in date passed. People would write all sorts of stupid shiat, or just write their numbers on it.
 
2012-10-16 04:49:29 PM
While you're watching this I'm banging your mother
 
2012-10-16 04:50:38 PM

bungle_jr: i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE


Redbox is everywhere that's open 24/7 here. Blockbuster has a similar box at our local supermarket (limited hours), but last I heard, netflix was taking over that as well.
 
2012-10-16 04:51:15 PM
please don't mind the stain. it was just the last little dribble. she swallowed the rest.
 
2012-10-16 04:51:37 PM

probesport: Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.


And write a "for a good time call..." message on that bill. Kindness with a twist.
 
2012-10-16 04:54:38 PM

WienerButt: bungle_jr: i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE

Redbox is everywhere that's open 24/7 here. Blockbuster has a similar box at our local supermarket (limited hours), but last I heard, netflix was taking over that as well.


perhaps you misread my actual question/statement. the redboxes in walmart are actually colored blue. REDbox is BLUE. why?

and yes, i know blue is a prominent color in walmart, but to have BLUE "Red"boxes just boggles the mind
 
2012-10-16 04:55:29 PM

Canton: probesport: Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.

And write a "for a good time call..." message on that bill. Kindness with a twist.


sounds like a really strange form of prostitution
 
2012-10-16 05:01:10 PM
Thanks for making me lose my job at Blockbuster asshole!

/got a couch I can sleep on?
 
2012-10-16 05:02:03 PM
If you find this note I am dead and you are your nation's only hope. The DVD has the U.S. missile launch codes encrypted in it and must be returned to the Pentagon in Washington DC by you. You are your nation's only hope. Oh and by finding this you are in extreme danger so watch your back and do not trust anybody.
 
2012-10-16 05:11:52 PM
Hand drawn rendering of my majestic dude junk.
 
2012-10-16 05:16:45 PM

dcigary: [dl.dropbox.com image 200x200]


Anything is possible
 
2012-10-16 05:18:22 PM

Rev.K: Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he played Chong Li in Bloodsport.


He was only 42! Stop screwing with me!
 
2012-10-16 05:20:15 PM
Send police to (insert local address). This is not a joke. Please help me!
 
2012-10-16 05:32:50 PM
So you've already wasted a buck renting this movie, but unlike me you can still avoid wasting 90 minutes of your life. Stuff it back into the RedBox machine and go for a walk, or read a book instead.
 
2012-10-16 05:33:45 PM
"Please call Myra Maines at (insert number of your local morgue)"
 
2012-10-16 05:35:51 PM
"4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"

"Be kind, rewind."
 
2012-10-16 05:43:06 PM
You didn't get away with it because there was one witness, me.
 
2012-10-16 05:53:37 PM
Well, I guess you can take solace in the fact you didn't rent a movie from a library this time. I hope things in your life turn around real soon, champ. Your Friend In Christ.
 
2012-10-16 05:54:22 PM
I have been stuck inside this box for two days, can you please send help....
 
2012-10-16 05:56:29 PM

Parthenogenetic: I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.


This is why you use prepaid credit cards for Redbox.

I've never actually used Redbox (I have the internet, after all), but one of my coworkers told me how he loaded up on movies and video games from Redboxes using prepaid credit cards. He said Christmas only cost him $10 last year and he had very happy nieces and nephews.
 
2012-10-16 05:59:57 PM
imageshack.us

Draw that on there with a Sharpie.
 
2012-10-16 06:01:58 PM
This movie happened and we all let it.
 
2012-10-16 06:03:50 PM
All the words of "The Cosmic Shame" by Tenacious D.
 
2012-10-16 06:56:09 PM
I would also leave quotes from comedians. Nothing vulgar, just funny.
 
2012-10-16 07:01:14 PM
A link to this thread.
 
2012-10-16 07:04:24 PM
Help. I'm stuck in this machine
 
2012-10-16 07:12:51 PM
"Dear Friend,

Facebook.com has just purchased Redbox. However, because the cost of acquisition is so high, in order to offset it, Facebook will no longer be a free service. However you can prevent this by copying this note in protest and placing it in 10 other Redbox movies. If you do, then the executives at Facebook will see the error of their ways and abandon their plans to charge a monthly fee for Facebook. If you do not, then you will be charged $11.99 or more per month, retroactively to the month you joined, for your Facebook account.* Please help fight against a monthly fee for Facebook. Because, let's face it, nobody wants to go back to Myspace.

Sincerely,
A concerned Facebooker and Redboxer.

*Also, you may be hit by a bus."
 
2012-10-16 07:17:03 PM
Rosebud was his sled.
 
2012-10-16 07:23:56 PM

Lachwen: Parthenogenetic: I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.

This is why you use prepaid credit cards for Redbox.

I've never actually used Redbox (I have the internet, after all), but one of my coworkers told me how he loaded up on movies and video games from Redboxes using prepaid credit cards. He said Christmas only cost him $10 last year and he had very happy nieces and nephews.


I knew someone who did that as well. My wife, who uses redbox on occasion told me they no longer accept the pre-paid cards.

/Could be wrong on that, 3rd hand information and all.
 
2012-10-16 07:24:58 PM
This note didn't come from the factory sticky. Just sayin.
 
2012-10-16 07:33:07 PM
Congratulations: You Are A Winner

Visit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

For Instructions To Collect

Your Prize 
 
2012-10-16 07:53:56 PM
I fapped?
 
2012-10-16 08:19:55 PM
Zombo.com was an inside job
 
2012-10-16 08:26:33 PM
Condoms Prevent Minivans
 
2012-10-16 08:28:22 PM
"If I'm lonely enough to write you notes in redbox movies, I'm lonely enough to remember you brush your hair for exactly 7 minutes and 30 seconds each tuesday.."
 
2012-10-16 08:37:48 PM

The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: For a good time call 867-5309.

Ballistic earworm.

/did you see Amazon's Deal of the Day, Bathia? Dark Shadows complete set for $200...


Yes. Alas, can't afford.

Right now I'm more interested in getting "House of Dark Shadows" (1970) on DVD. My VHS copy is so worn that it's unwatchable. I was hoping that with the release of the Tim Burton "Dark Shadows" movie, which I haven't seen yet (damned Netflix making me wait), they'd finally release both "House of Dark Shadows" and "Night of Dark Shadows" on DVD and they did. They'll be available just before Halloween.
 
2012-10-16 08:42:10 PM

downstairs: This DVD has a virus.  Do not play it!


lulz

I like that.
 
2012-10-16 08:47:35 PM
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ME TO TELL YOU : WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T RENT THIS MOVIE, IT'S A MAJOR TURD
 
2012-10-16 09:06:27 PM

DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.


Dear god, if this isn't a meme, it oughta be.
 
2012-10-16 10:59:23 PM
I didn't wash my hands after I took one of the biggest craps of my life. Enjoy the film.
 
2012-10-16 11:00:38 PM

whackamac: I didn't wash my hands after I took one of the biggest craps of my life. Enjoy the film.


Oh and put the sticky under the disk. :)
 
2012-10-16 11:32:19 PM
Rosebud is his sled.
 
2012-10-17 12:42:16 AM
...seven days....
 
2012-10-17 01:10:30 AM

Superjoe: Rosebud is his sled.


It was a vagina.
 
2012-10-17 01:55:07 AM
Actual post-it notes I had printed up. Most Farkers would not approve.
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-17 02:07:50 AM
Don't turn around. Act like this is a normal DVD and put it in the DVD player. Just do it.

Lick this paper. Enjoy the show.

Don't touch me you damn dirty ape! (Wash your hands.)

This was a great movie to watch while I had a cold.

Vote Gary Johnson.

-
Objects to stick in:
A condom. (New of course.)
Globe Life advertising you got from a cable bill.
Fresh stick of gum.
Chewed gum (Because you are an asshole.)
An extra CD from AOL.
Origami.
Confetti.
Expired coupon.
Dead roach. (No, don't. Please.)
BB's.
Nice pictures, like birds, or dogs.
 
2012-10-18 12:39:52 PM
If I rented movies from Redbox I'd totally farm a bunch of these and do that.
 
2012-10-19 01:17:56 AM

SearchN: Lachwen: Parthenogenetic: I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.

This is why you use prepaid credit cards for Redbox.

I've never actually used Redbox (I have the internet, after all), but one of my coworkers told me how he loaded up on movies and video games from Redboxes using prepaid credit cards. He said Christmas only cost him $10 last year and he had very happy nieces and nephews.

I knew someone who did that as well. My wife, who uses redbox on occasion told me they no longer accept the pre-paid cards.

/Could be wrong on that, 3rd hand information and all.


Wouldn't surprise me at all if they stopped taking prepaid cards over exactly that kind of thing. Why we can't have nice things, etc.
 
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