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(Fark)   I'm thinking of leaving sticky notes for people in returned Redbox movies. What would you write on them?   (fark.com) divider line 306
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2012-10-16 11:13:38 AM
"naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"
 
2012-10-16 11:13:41 AM
Snape kills Dumbledore
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:16:32 AM
"I rented this while contagious."
"If you only knew where this disc had been."
"It turns out I can hold up 29 of these without using my hands."
"The spots on this disc are not from Pepsi."
"It turns out you really can pick things up with your ass cheeks."
 
2012-10-16 11:16:36 AM

YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"


"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself
 
bow [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:17:20 AM
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
 
2012-10-16 11:18:21 AM
Smear a little ketchup or fake blood.

"I'm so sorry."
 
2012-10-16 11:18:55 AM
You should do random factoids, like Snapple caps.
 
2012-10-16 11:20:58 AM
Sure, lay on the couch and watch another movie......fatty.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:21:35 AM
"Some assholes on the internet made me write this"
 
2012-10-16 11:22:00 AM
Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he played Chong Li in Bloodsport.

Instead of watching this, you should watch Kill Bill 2.

Halfway through this movie, we hit pause and had sex.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:04 AM
Draw a comic, but one panel at a time. Soon, people will rent every movie in that redbox to see how the comic ends and redbox will see a huge growth in video rentals and will figure out it was you and will give you a cut of the money.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:06 AM
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
so fark off.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:13 AM
Look behind you.

Alternatively -

Pay no attention to the man hiding outside your window.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:47 AM
I'd write spoilers to other movies.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:13 AM
Sorry about the jizz stains inside this case... smear some mayo in it...
 
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
Just print out the Plot from the movie's Wiki page. It usually ruins the movie if you haven't seen it yet.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
Coupons or ads for Netflix.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:39 AM
Please be kind. Rewind.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:42 AM
If you play this movie, I'll be able to see and hear everything you do forever.
 
2012-10-16 11:24:42 AM
Property of US Government Tracking Agency 
 
2012-10-16 11:25:13 AM
"You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape... and what they say is, 'You will die in seven days.'"
 
2012-10-16 11:25:21 AM
Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.
 
2012-10-16 11:25:52 AM
Be Kind, Rewind.

Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.
 
2012-10-16 11:26:11 AM
I'm thinking you need to get a hobby.
 
2012-10-16 11:26:51 AM

wambu: YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"

"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself


That's exactly the sort of DVDs that you would want to leave those types of comments in.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:09 AM
On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:10 AM
How about: "You still own a DVD player? You must be poor, or my grandparents"
 
2012-10-16 11:27:17 AM

Rev.K: Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.


heh
 
2012-10-16 11:27:26 AM
If you are serious about this, create a twitter account specific to this endeavor and encourage people to tweet you back.
 
2012-10-16 11:27:30 AM
There's A sale at pennys.
 
2012-10-16 11:28:11 AM
If you like Tron, you're gonna love this. Maybe.
 
2012-10-16 11:28:54 AM
"This movie is cursed"

"I'd put some gloves on if I were you"

"Hi my name is (someone you don't like) and I ate all my boogers"

"Zoophile? Zoocurious? Call (# for fbi field office)"
 
2012-10-16 11:29:16 AM
"tits/gtfo"
 
2012-10-16 11:29:37 AM
Help! My name is Timmy O'Toole. He took me.
 
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM
"Your fingerprints are on this disc. You are now an accessory to murder."
 
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM

JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.


That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.
 
2012-10-16 11:29:48 AM
Ignacio,
I'm glad you found your clue. Now you know that I've hidden the money in all of the Dane Cook movies in this Redbox knowing that no one else will rent them."
 
2012-10-16 11:30:17 AM
"Start Dark Side on the third lion's roar."
 
2012-10-16 11:30:21 AM
You know how every once in awhile you get a DVD that is so badly scratched it doesn't work? Well this is one of those, but I want you to know I'm not the one who did it.
 
2012-10-16 11:30:24 AM
"You don't want to know where this disc has been. ;) "
 
2012-10-16 11:31:03 AM
"The butler did it."
 
2012-10-16 11:31:24 AM
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN DVD
 
2012-10-16 11:31:51 AM
Guess why this DVD is sticky.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:57 AM
"Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.
 
2012-10-16 11:32:18 AM
"There's a nude scene at 24:32!" But stick the note onto a family-friendly movie like "Tangled!"...
 
2012-10-16 11:32:56 AM
I know you selected Avatar, but I figured you'd like Bridesmaids better...
 
2012-10-16 11:32:59 AM
"I viciously abuse my wife and children. Please help me stop."
 
2012-10-16 11:33:15 AM

soosh: Please be kind. Rewind.


Classic.

Well played
 
2012-10-16 11:33:29 AM
If you also enjoy jerking it to Disney movies, let's meet up on Reddit.
 
2012-10-16 11:33:39 AM
Write Laffy Taffy jokes on the notes. Everybody loves those.
 
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