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(Huffington Post)   Glenn Beck releases his own line of jeans, giving you the comfort to Herp, while you Derp. All for the low, low price of $129.99 a pair. Yes, you read that correctly   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 100
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2012-10-16 09:41:44 AM  
I'll give Beck credit, it seems the jeans are actually made in America. The rebadged label is actually slightly cheaper than Cone Denim White Oak jeans from Bonobo's, which is the company that actually makes them. It seems that American-made jeans made from or with materials from Cone Denim's White Oak factory are in the $130-200 range.

That's farked up.
 
2012-10-16 09:44:55 AM  
I'm surprised they don't have some sort of American flag design on the crotch.
 
2012-10-16 09:49:30 AM  
I assume given Beck's demographic the waistband comes up to just below the chest.
 
2012-10-16 09:55:58 AM  
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2012-10-16 10:00:33 AM  
Do you have to pay for them with gold?


And if gold is the only safe investment for when Obama crashes the entire world economy, then why are the companies that sell it accepting U.S. currency?
 
2012-10-16 10:15:54 AM  
Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?
 
2012-10-16 10:19:03 AM  
the video is hilarious

i'm still not convinced it's not a joke.
 
2012-10-16 10:20:19 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?


Try as I might, I can't find any stores that carry codpieces.
 
2012-10-16 10:30:35 AM  
Yeah, but does it have a diamond gusset in the crotch (where you need it most)?

Blue Diamond Gusset Jeans
 
2012-10-16 10:52:46 AM  
Something something fool something parted.
 
2012-10-16 10:54:29 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?


Thanks. That mental image has insured I won't be getting hard for at least a week.
 
2012-10-16 10:54:53 AM  
He should know his demographic a little better and just sell 4XL sweatpants and muumuus
 
2012-10-16 10:55:13 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?


Ann Coulter's Clothing Line Has Been Around for a While
 
2012-10-16 10:55:38 AM  
Considering how much denim is needed to properly cover most Glenn Beck fans... I'd expect it to be double that price.
 
2012-10-16 10:55:55 AM  
Made me laugh subby.
 
2012-10-16 10:56:09 AM  

Citrate1007: Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?

Ann Coulter's Clothing Line Has Been Around for a While


Ann Coulter's Clothing Line Has Been Around for a While 

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2012-10-16 10:56:10 AM  
Needs an elastic waistband and suspenders.
 
2012-10-16 10:56:39 AM  

FlashHarry: the video is hilarious

i'm still not convinced it's not a joke.


Kind of reminds me of that one Simpsons episode where Homer tries to build a pool. "Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."
 
2012-10-16 10:57:01 AM  
And each pair is baptized in the name of Supply Side Jesus in the crocodile tears of a pandering tool.
 
2012-10-16 10:57:27 AM  
I'm sorry, who's the elitist, again?
 
2012-10-16 10:57:57 AM  

FlashHarry: the video is hilarious

i'm still not convinced it's not a joke.


Ok, it ends with him running like a biatch, so yeah...that's about right.
 
2012-10-16 11:01:17 AM  
"Each pair of jeans has been painstakingly constructed by America's most skilled denim craftsmen to create an honest pair of jeans"

'Cletus! Ya dun makin' them there jeans yet?'

`I'm yellin' at these dang Chinese sweat-shop labourers tuh hurry but I don't think they understand 'mericun!'
 
2012-10-16 11:01:28 AM  
The ad dosen't mention shrinkage.
 
2012-10-16 11:01:31 AM  
I'll give Beck this; he's damn good at getting people without a lot of money to think that giving it to him is a good idea.
 
2012-10-16 11:01:39 AM  
Considering how much fabric is needed to cover his average viewer, that seems pretty reasonable.
 
2012-10-16 11:02:06 AM  
"Freedom Jeans"

I think if any fault is to be found in all of this it's that he priced them outside of the realm of where Wal-Mart would sell them.
 
2012-10-16 11:02:55 AM  
Will the denim be the kind that blood and/or semen can be washed out of easily? You know, in case somebody plans to "party" like it's 1990...
 
2012-10-16 11:03:16 AM  
Are they stained with his tears?
 
2012-10-16 11:03:48 AM  

OneTimed: Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?

Thanks. That mental image has insured I won't be getting hard for at least a week.


Works if you're on a diet too.

Blech.
 
2012-10-16 11:04:41 AM  
Grandpa jeans!!! I've been looking for Grandpa jeans forever! My grandpa used to wear Wrangler from Wal-Mart but lately the cut of Wrangler has just been too hip, too young. I was despairing of ever finding a pair of jeans that would perfectly convey what it meant to be Pappy, but now I have! Thanks Glenn Beck! A true American Hero!
 
2012-10-16 11:05:57 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'll give Beck this; he's damn good at getting people without a lot of money to think that giving it to him is a good idea.


BINGO. I would bet a dollar that Beck is a raging Liberal at home. Probably has a picture of Marx next to his bed. He's milking idiots for all their worth with vile bullshiat spewed from various outlets. They've made him rich. Hell, I could pull the same scam if I didn't have a soul.
 
2012-10-16 11:06:57 AM  
classic....nope
straight....nope
....
tea party cut...oh yeah! 

www.hogwild.net
 
2012-10-16 11:08:26 AM  

Bloody William: I'll give Beck credit, it seems the jeans are actually made in America. The rebadged label is actually slightly cheaper than Cone Denim White Oak jeans from Bonobo's, which is the company that actually makes them. It seems that American-made jeans made from or with materials from Cone Denim's White Oak factory are in the $130-200 range.

That's farked up.


My wife loves these: Texas Jeans

Made in the USA and $100 less than Beck's.
 
2012-10-16 11:10:42 AM  

trotsky: He's milking idiots for all their worth with vile bullshiat spewed from various outlets. They've made him rich. Hell, I could pull the same scam if I didn't have a soul.


upload.wikimedia.org

To be fair, he has been learning from a master con-man for some time now.
 
2012-10-16 11:11:24 AM  
Made to be worn beneath your doughy beer gut and accentuate your dumpy flat ass. Looks fantastic with a tucked-in polo shirt, dirty old cross trainers, and a cell-phone holster!
 
2012-10-16 11:12:16 AM  
Does it come with Big Business already in the right pocket, or do you have to supply your own?
 
2012-10-16 11:12:55 AM  
In related reading...

cigarboxlabels.com
 
2012-10-16 11:13:21 AM  
and every time you Fart you can say: did you say something, glenn?
 
2012-10-16 11:14:13 AM  

James!: I'm surprised they don't have some sort of American flag design on the crotch.



it does, but its placement is over the anus area.
 
2012-10-16 11:15:32 AM  

give me doughnuts: Do you have to pay for them with gold?


And if gold is the only safe investment for when Obama crashes the entire world economy, then why are the companies that sell it accepting U.S. currency?



nope, just give beckerhead your mind (and vote for his political party) and the jeans are "free".
 
2012-10-16 11:16:43 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?



she'll have jock straps in the men's section. for the extra hung man who needs added support.
 
2012-10-16 11:17:45 AM  

FlashHarry: the video is hilarious

i'm still not convinced it's not a joke.


I love how he sprints away from the rocket and never stops. WTF? Does it make more sense with audio?
 
2012-10-16 11:17:50 AM  

Linux_Yes: and every time you Fart you can say: did you say something, glenn?


LULZ!!
 
2012-10-16 11:17:59 AM  
Is it $129.99 for his "12 values" and "9 principles"?

Also, incidentally, I wonder if his "1791.com" company is a reference to the Whiskey Rebellion -- which was almost violently put down by George Washington himself until the rebels decided to disband.
 
2012-10-16 11:18:55 AM  

FlashHarry: the video is hilarious

i'm still not convinced it's not a joke.



glenn always did have a fixation on Phallic symbols.
 
2012-10-16 11:18:56 AM  
American Apparel's jeans are $40 less and I doubt Beck is going to use porn stars in his ads.
 
2012-10-16 11:20:18 AM  

quatchi: Something something fool something parted.



yea, at 130 smacks a pair, ole' glenn won't need to sell gold commercials anymore. that's a nice margin mark up.
 
2012-10-16 11:21:10 AM  

Citrate1007: Citrate1007: Coco LaFemme: Does this mean we'll be seeing Ann Coulter's lingerie line in stores soon?

Ann Coulter's Clothing Line Has Been Around for a While

Ann Coulter's Clothing Line Has Been Around for a While 

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nice work!! you get the day off tomorrow.
 
2012-10-16 11:24:09 AM  

bullwrinkle: The ad dosen't mention shrinkage.


The Ann Coulter lingerie took care of that.
 
2012-10-16 11:24:52 AM  
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already has a pair.
 
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