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(The Daily Beast)   Eight things that Obama needs to do in tonight's debate - aside from having a pulse   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 9
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2012-10-16 10:49:42 AM
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I think Obama should fart loudly every time Romney tries to speak. I've used this technique in several arguments with Mrs. Henry and have had good results.
2012-10-16 11:52:28 AM
1 votes:
Be a rude, loud mouth, jack ass who laughs inappropriately at his opponents statements. That's a sure fire way to win.
2012-10-16 10:33:27 AM
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I_C_Weener: My best prognostication:
 
Both will have some wins and some losses in this debate.   Those will depend more on the questions asked than the answers given (abortion, Big Bird, Libya).   Nothing serious will change.  The polls will continue to tighten.


Don't pull any muscles Nostradamus.
2012-10-16 10:25:27 AM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Mitt Romney is an empty suit buffoon who got lucky. Obama's got this.


Like he did last time? Obama was the empty suit last time. There are some worried mother farkers out there regarding this debate tonight. I fear for Chris Matthews mental health should Obama play dead again. He may stroke out right on live TV.
2012-10-16 10:09:09 AM
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UberDave: He should show up on stage with a two-handed sword and stab it into the stage right next to the podium between he and Romney. Considering how the right-wing agenda news will spin this no matter what the outcome, I don't think a big ass sword will make much of a difference to them but it will sure throw Romney off.



Bring a small DVD player.  Place it on the chair behind him.  Just leave it there.  Romney will wonder what he's ready to play even if he never touches it all night.
2012-10-16 10:05:29 AM
1 votes:
He should show up on stage with a two-handed sword and stab it into the stage right next to the podium between he and Romney. Considering how the right-wing agenda news will spin this no matter what the outcome, I don't think a big ass sword will make much of a difference to them but it will sure throw Romney off.
2012-10-16 10:02:49 AM
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Teknowaffle: Yeah, but if he gets too agressive he will be considered an uppity angry negro, and cause good white wimmins to faint.


And bad white wimmins to moisten.
2012-10-16 09:42:34 AM
1 votes:
If he doesn't break open Romney's skull and feast on the goo then I'm going to vote for Bob Barr.
2012-10-16 09:35:16 AM
1 votes:
he also needs to have balls and not look at the shine on his shoes all night.
 
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