brantgoose: Ernest didn't get laid. There was a mix-up and he went to a Sperm Bank for his annual check-up.They never released Ernest Goes to the Sperm Bank, however, despite it having some of the best gags of his career.
stupiddream: I see what you did there.
johnny queso: Hey Vern, it's Ernest. Was every bit as off the deep end as peewee's playhouse, but without the now obvious sexual innuendo. Great show to watch hungover.Existo the ... Marginally Passable.
Snapper Carr: Fun fact: Jim Varney studied Shakespeare at the Barter Theatre
Tsar_Bomba1: And even with the money and success of Ernest he was really frustrated that he got pigeonholed in that role. Always wanted to do more but people only saw him as Ernest.
bhcompy: No, you can't recast Ernest. Unpossible. Don't sully his good name.
FirstNationalBastard: bhcompy: No, you can't recast Ernest. Unpossible. Don't sully his good name.IIRC, there's already been a guy doing Ernest local commercials as far back as, say, 2005. And they had the same guy do the voice for a CGI Ernest.Of course, there should be no new movies.
DanZero: johnny queso: Hey Vern, it's Ernest. Was every bit as off the deep end as peewee's playhouse, but without the now obvious sexual innuendo. Great show to watch hungover.Existo the ... Marginally Passable.Agreed.Complete series is also available on DVD for less than $5
Amy78: I bought my kids an Ernest DVD. It has Ernest goes to Camp, Ernest goes to jail, and Scared Stupid. My son is eleven and had never heard of Ernest before. He has watched those movies at least a dozen times in the last two months. He would probably watch a new Ernest movie, but he also enjoyed Son of the Mask, so his tastes in movies is questionable.
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