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(Film School Rejects)   Hey Vern, Ernest got laid. Sex tape, thankfully, was mislaid   (filmschoolrejects.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-16 10:01:55 AM
Paul Ryan is Ernest Jr.
 
2012-10-16 10:02:39 AM
That is unfortunate.
 
2012-10-16 10:05:06 AM
How does Roberto Benigni feel about this?
 
2012-10-16 10:05:15 AM
Hey Vern, it's Ernest. Was every bit as off the deep end as peewee's playhouse, but without the now obvious sexual innuendo. Great show to watch hungover.

Existo the ... Marginally Passable.
 
2012-10-16 10:06:07 AM
I'd watch Earnest Gets Laid.
 
2012-10-16 10:13:08 AM
I just hope they cast Jamie Kennedy for the part. He was so good in "Son of the Mask", that I didn't know it wasn't Jim Carrey till I read the credits.
 
2012-10-16 10:14:42 AM
Dr. Otto inconsolable.
 
2012-10-16 10:14:53 AM
I loved the hell out of those movies when I was little. I'd watch it. Know-what-I-mean, Vern?
 
2012-10-16 10:17:07 AM
I don't care what anyone says, I saw "Ernest Saves Christmas" when it was theaters and watch it every year. It's silly fun.
 
2012-10-16 10:29:08 AM
I love Ernest, and I'm not afraid to admit it. A couple of weeks ago, the wife bought me one of the three DVD sets with Scared Stupid, Goes to Jail and Goes to Camp.

Anyone remember Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam? That's an old Jim Varney movie that's damn near impossible to find now.

As far as the reboot...I don't know about that. Varney was Ernest. I could see them doing a movie in the same style with a different actor. Just don't attach the name Ernest to it.
 
2012-10-16 10:29:58 AM
Jim Varney just wanted to make people laugh. He was the nicest person in the world off-camera, too. The world is worse off without him.
 
2012-10-16 10:34:18 AM
Ernest didn't get laid. There was a mix-up and he went to a Sperm Bank for his annual check-up.

They never released Ernest Goes to the Sperm Bank, however, despite it having some of the best gags of his career.
 
2012-10-16 10:35:40 AM
Fun fact: Jim Varney studied Shakespeare at the Barter Theatre
 
2012-10-16 10:46:26 AM
I once rented a video of Ernest ads, dozens of them. They were all hilarious and I laughed nonstop for hours.
 
2012-10-16 10:55:59 AM

brantgoose: Ernest didn't get laid. There was a mix-up and he went to a Sperm Bank for his annual check-up.

They never released Ernest Goes to the Sperm Bank, however, despite it having some of the best gags of his career.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-10-16 10:56:21 AM

brantgoose: Ernest didn't get laid. There was a mix-up and he went to a Sperm Bank for his annual check-up.

They never released Ernest Goes to the Sperm Bank, however, despite it having some of the best gags of his career.


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2012-10-16 10:58:05 AM

stupiddream:

I see what you did there.


*shakes tiny fist of rage*

That's what I get for taking the time to link the picture.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:01 AM
His kids show was a scream and worth the effort to watch.

/heh heh...air brakes
 
2012-10-16 11:36:23 AM

johnny queso: Hey Vern, it's Ernest. Was every bit as off the deep end as peewee's playhouse, but without the now obvious sexual innuendo. Great show to watch hungover.

Existo the ... Marginally Passable.


Agreed.

Complete series is also available on DVD for less than $5
 
2012-10-16 11:45:17 AM

Snapper Carr: Fun fact: Jim Varney studied Shakespeare at the Barter Theatre




And even with the money and success of Ernest he was really frustrated that he got pigeonholed in that role. Always wanted to do more but people only saw him as Ernest.
 
2012-10-16 12:18:56 PM
I always LOVED Ernest Rides Again as a kid. I will never get the image of him riding the cannon out of my head...
 
2012-10-16 12:42:36 PM
No, you can't recast Ernest. Unpossible. Don't sully his good name.

Tsar_Bomba1: And even with the money and success of Ernest he was really frustrated that he got pigeonholed in that role. Always wanted to do more but people only saw him as Ernest.


Though his turn as Jed was pretty good
 
2012-10-16 01:11:53 PM

Snapper Carr: Fun fact: Jim Varney studied Shakespeare at the Barter Theatre


Little tidbits like that make me smile.

Just like discovering that George "The Animal" Steele was a teacher in his nonrasslin life.
 
2012-10-16 01:17:49 PM

bhcompy: No, you can't recast Ernest. Unpossible. Don't sully his good name.


IIRC, there's already been a guy doing Ernest local commercials as far back as, say, 2005. And they had the same guy do the voice for a CGI Ernest.

Of course, there should be no new movies.
 
2012-10-16 01:19:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: bhcompy: No, you can't recast Ernest. Unpossible. Don't sully his good name.


IIRC, there's already been a guy doing Ernest local commercials as far back as, say, 2005. And they had the same guy do the voice for a CGI Ernest.

Of course, there should be no new movies.


I remember the CGI Ernest, but I thought they just used voice samples. The replaced him in Cerritos Auto Square commercials with Super Dave after he passed, then went to CGI Ernest for a while
 
2012-10-16 01:19:19 PM
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2012-10-16 01:21:09 PM
I loved Earnest. He had a Saturday morning show once and it was genius.

/Did a Halloween show where a subplot had everybody showing up to a Halloween party dressed up as a chicken. Earnest would throw handfuls of candy corn on the floor and his guests would bend over and start scratching and pecking.
 
2012-10-16 02:39:00 PM

DanZero: johnny queso: Hey Vern, it's Ernest. Was every bit as off the deep end as peewee's playhouse, but without the now obvious sexual innuendo. Great show to watch hungover.

Existo the ... Marginally Passable.

Agreed.

Complete series is also available on DVD for less than $5


The one that sticks in my mind involved Dr. Otto and his doomsday device. The entire show was Otto maniacally counting down to the end of the world between the usual existo and sound effects guy. At the end Otto gets to zero and it cuts to a toaster and toast pops out. The end.

Dadaist genius on a Saturday morning kids show.
 
2012-10-16 04:02:04 PM
I watched his Saturday morning show as a young'un. Also, he was great on Fernwood 2Nite.
 
2012-10-17 12:56:59 AM
"Ernest Scared Stupid" is quite possibly the greatest movie title of all time.

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/I have never seen the movie
 
2012-10-17 09:53:47 AM
I bought my kids an Ernest DVD. It has Ernest goes to Camp, Ernest goes to jail, and Scared Stupid. My son is eleven and had never heard of Ernest before. He has watched those movies at least a dozen times in the last two months. He would probably watch a new Ernest movie, but he also enjoyed Son of the Mask, so his tastes in movies is questionable.
 
2012-10-17 10:31:16 AM

Amy78: I bought my kids an Ernest DVD. It has Ernest goes to Camp, Ernest goes to jail, and Scared Stupid. My son is eleven and had never heard of Ernest before. He has watched those movies at least a dozen times in the last two months. He would probably watch a new Ernest movie, but he also enjoyed Son of the Mask, so his tastes in movies is questionable.


It's time to sit him down to Aliens, Predator, and Robocop.

I will only accept Ernest Jr. if they have him do Braum's commercials.
 
2012-10-17 12:53:42 PM
 
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