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(WTKR)   Worst boyfriend ever launches 4 Molotov cocktails at girlfriend's front door, can't even do that right as 3 fail to ignite and the fourth just singes some bushes   (wtkr.com) divider line 34
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2012-10-16 09:17:59 AM
If that is a euphemism for their sex life, I have every sympathy for her.
 
2012-10-16 11:21:54 AM
Talk about burned bush.
 
2012-10-16 11:21:57 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: If that is a euphemism for their sex life, I have every sympathy for her.


Well done. I re-read it and chuckled.
 
2012-10-16 11:26:13 AM
He needs to reread his Tunisian Highlights for Kids.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:12 AM
Jeez give the guy a break, he was just trying to put a little spark in the relationship.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:31 AM
No, the worst boyfriend ever would have forgotten her birthday as well.
 
2012-10-16 11:32:24 AM
i4.ytimg.com 

That was a fun mission.
 
2012-10-16 11:33:39 AM
"Worst boyfriend ever launches 4 Molotov cocktails at girlfriend's front door, can't even do that right as 3 fail to ignite and the fourth just singes some bushes"

willdurrant.com 

/amateur
 
2012-10-16 11:35:28 AM

JFarker131: Jeez give the guy a break, he was just trying to put a little spark in the relationship.


UGH
 
2012-10-16 11:35:43 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180] 

That was a fun mission.


Don't forget to save your new girlfriend!
 
2012-10-16 11:37:57 AM
Burning Love...
 
2012-10-16 11:41:55 AM
He just wants to keep the home fires burning.
 
2012-10-16 11:43:55 AM
She's a redhead?
 
2012-10-16 11:44:43 AM

LesterB: Well I use Mac/Linux...: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180] 

That was a fun mission.

Don't forget to save your new girlfriend!


No doubt. You know I only take her to the finest fast food joints, and always try to hit it afterwards.
 
2012-10-16 11:45:35 AM
Molotovs are actually hard to get right. Having experimented with such devices I'm betting he went with pure gasoline, a gasoline soaked rag, and a thick glass bottle or jar. The failure was probably the container itself failed to break as he did not throw it hard enough.

Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.
 
2012-10-16 11:45:58 AM

Leeds: She's a redhead?


I wonder if her pubes match her front door
 
2012-10-16 11:59:02 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.


The key is to only half- or third-fill the bottle with unleaded. My guess is this guy went with 100 proof in a nice thick liquor bottle like a true douchebag.

On Burn Notice they would grind up some metal and throw some household chemicals in a hollowed out fire extinguisher (for irony points), then ignite it with a taser duct taped to a mobile phone and the whole house would be disintegrated, leaving the good people unhurt and the bad guys knocked out cold but not badly injured, ready for the cops to take them away.
 
2012-10-16 12:11:48 PM
FAIL tag taken out back and asploded by bomb disposal robot.
 
2012-10-16 12:12:15 PM
Dear Groucho; I am sending you another photo to singe. The last one came back all signed.
 
2012-10-16 12:13:59 PM
Don't you know that molotov cocktails are supposed to be in WINE bottles not beer
what a tool
 
2012-10-16 12:40:51 PM
Afterward he yelled "Miss ya babe!"
 
2012-10-16 12:51:03 PM
Don't you mean EX-girlfriend?
 
2012-10-16 01:31:24 PM
That's why I always use genuine Pakistani-made molotovs. They light the first time, every time.
 
2012-10-16 02:14:59 PM
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Not impressed.
 
2012-10-16 02:17:24 PM
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/hot if done right
 
2012-10-16 02:19:59 PM
Lucky girl. Most boyfriends don't care enough to do this.
 
2012-10-16 04:21:28 PM
Dude its over let her go
 
2012-10-16 04:29:54 PM
Dude is just a bush league terrorist
 
2012-10-16 04:30:09 PM

ayretise: [www.nicaliving.com image 520x642]

/hot if done right


I was always told that actually sticking the rag in the bottle was a really good way to immolate yourself. I've heard that the correct method is to tie the rag to the outside of the bottle and to leave the bottle capped.
 
2012-10-16 04:48:59 PM

Bacontastesgood: Slaves2Darkness: Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.

The key is to only half- or third-fill the bottle with unleaded. My guess is this guy went with 100 proof in a nice thick liquor bottle like a true douchebag.

On Burn Notice they would grind up some metal and throw some household chemicals in a hollowed out fire extinguisher (for irony points), then ignite it with a taser duct taped to a mobile phone and the whole house would be disintegrated, leaving the good people unhurt and the bad guys knocked out cold but not badly injured, ready for the cops to take them away.


One of the reasons I stopped watching Burn Notice is that it started to remind me of the A Team just a little too much.

And also Fiona started to look alarmingly emaciated. Seriously, not sexy.
 
2012-10-16 05:19:22 PM
check the guy's "to do" list. if it includes "run over her father," he's seen "Endless Love" way too many times. unless she goes to visit him in jail, of course.

/another flick that never should have made it to the silver screen.
 
2012-10-16 05:54:29 PM
She failed to use her safe word....
 
2012-10-16 09:00:59 PM

Bacontastesgood: Slaves2Darkness: Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.

The key is to only half- or third-fill the bottle with unleaded. My guess is this guy went with 100 proof in a nice thick liquor bottle like a true douchebag.

On Burn Notice they would grind up some metal and throw some household chemicals in a hollowed out fire extinguisher (for irony points), then ignite it with a taser duct taped to a mobile phone and the whole house would be disintegrated, leaving the good people unhurt and the bad guys knocked out cold but not badly injured, ready for the cops to take them away.


hells yeah they would. and they would look quite handsome / beautiful while doing it, too. god i love that show. mmm, Fiona.
 
2012-10-17 09:44:06 PM

Jument: And also Fiona started to look alarmingly emaciated. Seriously, not sexy.


Yeah. My SO laughs when I see a scene coming up where Fi will be in a bikini, and I'm like "NOOOO!!!!" and reaching for the remote.

It does have its moments, and good actin, but I think they could keep it to 10 episodes a year, and stop repeating the same themes over and over and cut back on the mcgyver bullshiat.
 
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