God Is My Co-Pirate: If that is a euphemism for their sex life, I have every sympathy for her.
JFarker131: Jeez give the guy a break, he was just trying to put a little spark in the relationship.
Well I use Mac/Linux...: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180] That was a fun mission.
LesterB: Well I use Mac/Linux...: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180] That was a fun mission.Don't forget to save your new girlfriend!
Leeds: She's a redhead?
Slaves2Darkness: Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.
ayretise: [www.nicaliving.com image 520x642]/hot if done right
Bacontastesgood: Slaves2Darkness: Best bet is to mix a little motor oil in the gasoline, soak the rag in kerosene, and hurl that bastard as hard as you can.The key is to only half- or third-fill the bottle with unleaded. My guess is this guy went with 100 proof in a nice thick liquor bottle like a true douchebag.On Burn Notice they would grind up some metal and throw some household chemicals in a hollowed out fire extinguisher (for irony points), then ignite it with a taser duct taped to a mobile phone and the whole house would be disintegrated, leaving the good people unhurt and the bad guys knocked out cold but not badly injured, ready for the cops to take them away.
Jument: And also Fiona started to look alarmingly emaciated. Seriously, not sexy.
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