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(Bitten and Bound)   Man who reeled in Scarlett Johansson says she's not a keeper, decides to throw her back into the ocean   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 86
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2012-10-16 09:02:44 AM  
Can we infer anything about her from this? Hmmmm....
 
2012-10-16 09:13:33 AM  
But did he Naylor?
 
2012-10-16 09:24:21 AM  
He was just her Sean Penn rebound guy.
 
2012-10-16 09:50:19 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2012-10-16 09:53:27 AM  

flucto: Can we infer anything about her from this? Hmmmm....


That she's beautiful and that she needs to date me.
 
2012-10-16 09:53:37 AM  

Sybarite: He was just her Sean Penn rebound guy.


If that's not enough to get someone to shoot themselves I dont know what is.

Plus:
img845.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-16 10:14:48 AM  
My worm is dangling for here to put in her mouth
 
2012-10-16 12:17:10 PM  
Nothing is worse than a chick with a smoking bod but is shiat in bed (see the Kim Kardasian sex tape).
 
2012-10-16 12:22:11 PM  
We're stuck in our basements with nachos and Mountain Dew and THIS GUY screws it up with Scar Jo?!

He should be put on trial. What a travesty.
 
2012-10-16 12:24:48 PM  
Jared Leto looks terrible with a beard.
 
2012-10-16 12:25:07 PM  
Scarlett you have impeccable timing, my wife and i split this weekend. call me.
 
2012-10-16 12:26:02 PM  
i think from this point forward that everyone who has sex with scar jo and does not sneakily make a sextape should be punished...
 
2012-10-16 12:26:31 PM  

Diogenes: But did he Naylor?



Scarlett Johansson and Boyfriend Nate Naylor Split


He sure did, apparently splt her!
 
2012-10-16 12:28:41 PM  

Decillion: We're stuck in our basements with nachos and Mountain Dew and THIS GUY screws it up with Scar Jo?!

He should be put on trial. What a travesty.


I don't know, she went for Leto from the sounds of it. I don't know what a girl sees in a guy with one arm and a bad drug habit.
 
2012-10-16 12:28:49 PM  
www.bittenandbound.com
Dudes, she couldn't suck soda through a straw!
I'm dropping the flag and taking my hipster-beard outta here!
 
2012-10-16 12:29:26 PM  
She is a real looker, but anyone who has seen/heard her speak knows that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. I'm sure the sex would be really fun for me, but i don't know that i could listen to her talk long enough to have a relationship with her.
 
2012-10-16 12:37:04 PM  

flucto: Can we infer anything about her from this? Hmmmm....


She woke up one day and said "I can do better?"
 
2012-10-16 12:37:13 PM  

oldfarthenry: [www.bittenandbound.com image 500x500]
Dudes, she couldn't suck soda through a straw!
I'm dropping the flag and taking my hipster-beard outta here!


Is that a hipster beard? Looks like Rasputin
 
2012-10-16 12:37:52 PM  

jaybeezey: She is a real looker, but anyone who has seen/heard her speak knows that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. I'm sure the sex would be really fun for me, but i don't know that i could listen to her talk long enough to have a relationship with her.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-16 12:38:57 PM  
Scarlett is a peach. A peach so ripe that you can push your thumb through the
skin. The aroma fills your nostrils and is so sweet it makes you dizzy. The juice
runs down your chin and drips onto your chest. The space between your fingers
gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you
wash your hands, the smell of the sweet juice still clings to your skin. If no one is
watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue
floods back. Scarlett is like that.

img254.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-16 12:42:24 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The space between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them


Well... yeah
 
2012-10-16 12:42:31 PM  

thecpt: I don't know, she went for Leto from the sounds of it.


With his music talent combined with hers, they could make the absolutely worst album ever recorded!!
 
2012-10-16 12:43:32 PM  
Make way for the Samsquamch.
 
2012-10-16 12:45:20 PM  

EyeballKid: thecpt: I don't know, she went for Leto from the sounds of it.

With his music talent combined with hers, they could make the absolutely worst album ever recorded!!


Not as long as there is Nickelback & John Tesh
 
2012-10-16 12:48:30 PM  

jaybeezey: She is a real looker, but anyone who has seen/heard her speak knows that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. I'm sure the sex would be really fun for me, but i don't know that i could listen to her talk long enough to have a relationship with her.


That's not fair. To the bag of hammers.

/She is far better looking then said hammers though.
 
2012-10-16 12:49:16 PM  
I'd show her a good time...long walk on the beach, candle light dinner with freshly microwaved bagel bites, followed by a few hits of ether.

/Classic Romantic.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:34 PM  

jaybeezey: She is a real looker, but anyone who has seen/heard her speak knows that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. I'm sure the sex would be really fun for me, but i don't know that i could listen to her talk long enough to have a relationship with her.


If her mouth is free to talk your doing something wrong!
 
2012-10-16 12:56:39 PM  
It's almost like she's a real person and has faults that may be too much for someone.
 
2012-10-16 12:56:45 PM  
I was way too amused by the fairly random Jared Leto photo at the bottom.
 
2012-10-16 12:57:12 PM  
I last read she loves sitting.around watching tv and eating chicken wings.
I'm ok with this.

/Bag of hammers? Grace Park is that way.
//watched her try to answer a questions during a Con and she forgot the questions while answering it. She started talking about how pretty sunsets were and some more weird things.
 
2012-10-16 01:00:44 PM  

Zombie DJ: //watched her try to answer a questions during a Con and she forgot the questions while answering it. She started talking about how pretty sunsets were and some more weird things.


that sounds more interesting than the pre-scripted answers to promote something at some con.
 
2012-10-16 01:04:06 PM  
Not gonna lie, would totally spoil her and be completely whipped.
 
2012-10-16 01:10:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 01:12:13 PM  

jaybeezey: She is a real looker, but anyone who has seen/heard her speak knows that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. I'm sure the sex would be really fun for me, but i don't know that i could listen to her talk long enough to have a relationship with her.


Eh, we could just sit around listening to Tom Waits records when we're not boning.
 
2012-10-16 01:15:31 PM  
he probably couldn't get over her willingly having sex with sean penn.

she lost serious hot points for that one
 
2012-10-16 01:21:47 PM  
 
2012-10-16 01:23:25 PM  
Man, i could deal with a lot of crazy for her... Scarjo, over here
 
2012-10-16 01:26:18 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Picture that used to be cool but now gets a time out for the poster.  (NSFF)


That gets a time out now? That picture made up like 20% of Fark for a while.
 
2012-10-16 01:28:35 PM  

Detinwolf: Wellon Dowd: Picture that used to be cool but now gets a time out for the poster.  (NSFF)

That gets a time out now? That picture made up like 20% of Fark for a while.


It's happened to me twice. I assumed the first time was a mistake but I was wrong.
 
2012-10-16 01:31:18 PM  
This guy has earned some major cred, but the greatest dumping cred ever goes to Justin Timberlake. Long, long ago, back when Britney Spears was new, hot, and not over-exposed, he hit it and quit it. This wasn't the head-shaving, car-bashing, roller-coaster-weight, diva-esque Britney whose vaj has been seen by everyone on the internet... this was new-car-smell Britney. Cheers to you JT.

Scarlett just needs to find the right guy to take care of that soft-focus-perfection body and clearly high-maintenance mind.
 
2012-10-16 01:33:41 PM  
Is she is far more crazy than hot. I can't imagine anyone who has heard her interviews still consider her interesting in any way.
 
2012-10-16 01:34:38 PM  

Bigedmond: Man, i could deal with a lot of crazy for her... Scarjo, over here


Ditto. I've had crazy, it can be unbelievably frustrating. Then they get horny and you forget all about it.
 
2012-10-16 01:35:10 PM  

pkellmey: Is she is far more crazy than hot. I can't imagine anyone who has heard her interviews still consider her interesting in any way.


We're supposed to listen to her?
 
2012-10-16 01:36:45 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: It's almost like she's a real person and has faults that may be too much for someone.


How dare you bring that filth into this thread. Now hit that keyboard and give me five "Five miles of broken glass" and ten "Chunks of corn out of her crap!"
 
2012-10-16 01:37:03 PM  
Hmm. Like a car, looks great on the outside, but when you check under the hood.
with your.......probe......

You know it possible her pelvic floor muscles aren't very strong
plus she might have too much cimumference around her loving parts.

And she wont consider alternative entry points.

That would make for shiatty sex. End of relationship.
 
2012-10-16 01:38:28 PM  
I think Woody Allen screwed her up. Started her talking all that pseudo intellectual New York radical chic, ethnic restaurant and jazz and negro baseball league crap.

Now she will not shut up talking a to know about things she has no business talking about.

I want to know what happen to Thora Birch from Ghost World ,not Obama economic plans for post industrial America.

Send her to Jamie Foxx for some deprogramming. Or Michael Bisping?
 
2012-10-16 01:43:42 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Jared Leto looks terrible with a beard.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-10-16 01:52:16 PM  

memtastic: The My Little Pony Killer: Jared Leto looks terrible with a beard.

I see what you did there.


I do, too, NTTIAWWT...
 
2012-10-16 01:54:27 PM  
Know a girl who looks a lot like Scar Jo (and get's PISSED when people tell her that). She also likes "metaphyics" and space-unicorns and crap.

Trust me, you'll put up with a LOT of what you'd otherwise consider to be "beneath you" conversation to be with a girl like that.

/plus, her lips 'down there', when engorded, were shaped like a perfectly symmetrical butterfly. Shiat you not, never seen anything like it. Perfect.
 
2012-10-16 02:02:42 PM  

GRCooper: /plus, her lips 'down there', when engorded, were shaped like a perfectly symmetrical butterfly. Shiat you not, never seen anything like it. Perfect.


If ever a citation was needed, this would be it...............
 
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