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(Gainesville Sun)   Normally if you're celebrating your birthday at a Frankie and Benny's restaurant and you start making funny faces after drinking some whiskey, it's not newsworthy. But it is if you're there celebrating your second birthday   (gainesville.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-16 10:09:27 AM
It's an old fashioned remedy for teething or just plain orneriness.
 
2012-10-16 10:09:30 AM
Somebody needs to sponsor that kid for Totalfark.
 
2012-10-16 10:10:17 AM
With all due respect to the mother, there's no way she could tell the baby was intoxicated. They act like that all the time. Being a baby is like being drunk all the time. They cry a lot, pass out, and shiat themselves. God knows I've been there.
 
2012-10-16 10:11:34 AM
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2012-10-16 10:11:56 AM
The mom knew he was intoxicated because "he looks just like he normally does at home".
 
2012-10-16 10:13:56 AM
In all fairness he's Welsh. It's not like it's the first time he's been drunk.
 
2012-10-16 10:14:16 AM
Why do I get the feeling that some of these mistaken alcohol drinks to toddlers stories resulted from some dumbass teenaged server, for the 'lulz'?
 
2012-10-16 10:15:24 AM
OTOH, I had quite the penchant for brandy when I was a toddler, so....
 
2012-10-16 10:16:54 AM
This is stupid everyone knows that children prefer Jager.
 
2012-10-16 10:17:30 AM

CapeFearCadaver: I had quite the penchant for brandy when I was a toddler, so....


Most toddlers really enjoy the taste of alcohol - something about the human brain, taste buds, maybe?

When they get just a little older, however, it usually swings back the other way. (Like someone's mom?)
 
2012-10-16 10:20:50 AM
I wonder what will happen at his 3rd birthday party....
 
2012-10-16 10:22:27 AM
As long as he had a DD, who cares.
 
2012-10-16 10:28:29 AM
In the restaurant's defence, the incoherent babbling of a small child does sound a lot like the Welsh language.

`Gibba-goo-goo-PLTYTCGVHGYUFTKVPLNJKLG!'

`One whisky coming up.'

`PLYBBJKLHGFGFGJHFJKLKLKTD!!'

`Alright - keep your shirt on! It's coming!'
 
2012-10-16 10:28:53 AM
My favorite drunken baby tourist video.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw
 
2012-10-16 10:36:40 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Why do I get the feeling that some of these mistaken alcohol drinks to toddlers stories resulted from some dumbass teenaged server, for the 'lulz'?


It's possible but unlikely. When I was a server, whenever anyone wanted to try and sneak an alcoholic drink from the bar they would use one of the kid cups, because they were small paper cups that weren't transparent, unlike the larger plastic cups used for regular sodas. My guess is during many of these cases are a result of an employee's special kiddie cup getting mistaken for a real one.

Of course, not every restaurant works the same. Some may not use non-transparent cups for the kids and/or not let the employees use them for their personal drinks. One pretty universal truth to every restaurant though is 95% of the employees are huge drunks. At least amongst the servers and bar staff. Kitchen staff has it's drunks too, but a higher percentage are potheads.

/ be wary of partying with restaurant workers, they party hard
 
2012-10-16 10:40:27 AM
1. Serve toddlers alcohol.
2. ???
3. Profit
 
2012-10-16 10:41:16 AM

brap: My favorite drunken baby tourist video.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw


I had not seen that before. That made my morning!
 
2012-10-16 10:46:16 AM
1. Should have gotten a Florida Tag.
2. Should have given the kid MALORT.
 
2012-10-16 10:55:54 AM
I can't wait to see this story puked up by all the Facebook mommys
 
2012-10-16 11:12:55 AM
Not mine but seems appropriate:

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2012-10-16 11:18:16 AM

Milk D: 1. Should have gotten a Florida Tag.


Why, is it on vacation in Wales?
 
2012-10-16 11:54:39 AM

The Slush: Milk D: 1. Should have gotten a Florida Tag.

Why, is it on vacation in Wales?


touche. reading something like this from the Gainsville Sun didn't seem that far fetched it happened in Florida.
 
2012-10-16 12:16:38 PM
That baby's so drunk he can't even walk.
 
2012-10-16 01:17:10 PM
Lois: My baby's drunk!
Peter: No I'm not! Oh, Stewie? Yeah, he's a real lightweight.
 
2012-10-16 01:56:46 PM
Could have been a distracted server putting the wrong drink in front of the kid, or a Machiavellian plot by the mother to score a payday. Either or.
 
2012-10-16 06:25:26 PM
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brap

same kid today
 
2012-10-17 04:42:43 AM
Look, I've had the last 3 months to click the link and read this hot and fresh story about a baby accidentally given liquor at a restaurant. What makes you think I'll click it THIS time?
 
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