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(Daily Mail)   Photoshop rule #6: Thighs should be wider than arms   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-10-15 08:40:06 PM
I could shave with her knees.
 
2012-10-15 09:17:09 PM
 
2012-10-15 09:20:39 PM
Not if you're photoshopping Popeye

/just sayin'...
 
2012-10-15 11:00:24 PM
very-bored.com

Disagrees.

/ hot
 
2012-10-15 11:00:53 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-15 11:02:23 PM
Quick! To the ThighMobile!

www.solid-gains.com

theabsgym.com

NSFW?  

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-15 11:02:34 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
The one on the right will eat your soul.
 
2012-10-15 11:02:54 PM
Thighs should be thick and wrapped around my head
 
2012-10-15 11:03:58 PM
Not according to Rob Leifeld.
 
2012-10-15 11:04:36 PM

MindStalker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x385]
The one on the right will eat your soul.


Opps, wrong article, meh, still scary!
 
2012-10-15 11:04:42 PM

bhcompy: Thighs should be thick


You like thick thighs too? We should hang out.
 
2012-10-15 11:05:57 PM
I think this company is on to something. I mean, tattoo's and body piercings are so... DONE. Designer asymmetrical limb atrophy will be all the rage! You'll see! Everyone will be wanting a creepy, withered extremity next fashion season.
 
2012-10-15 11:08:47 PM
Because her thighs are so fat in the first place?
 
2012-10-15 11:09:59 PM

MindStalker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x385]
The one on the right will eat your soul.


i.dailymail.co.uk

The one on the left here will too.
 
2012-10-15 11:10:45 PM

Victoly: [very-bored.com image 300x319]

Disagrees.

/ hot


I knew that guy, he was a trainer at Big Steve's in Austin. He died one night when he stopped on the side of the road to help someone and a car hit them.
 
2012-10-15 11:11:38 PM
I think it's great they hired a victim of polio to model their clothing.
 
2012-10-15 11:14:06 PM

Vector R: MindStalker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x385]
The one on the right will eat your soul.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x457]

The one on the left here will too.


Why do they look like they're human centipeding each other's wangs??
 
2012-10-15 11:17:06 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Vector R: MindStalker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x385]
The one on the right will eat your soul.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x457]

The one on the left here will too.

Why do they look like they're human centipeding each other's wangs??


Ok, I'm giggling right now
 
2012-10-15 11:17:35 PM
There are a couple of girls at my college who have legs nearly that thin, it's really kind of scary. As far as I can tell though, they aren't like starving themselves (don't see boney outcroppings so far as I've just passed them in the hallway a few times). The two girls I've seen are African-American and they seem to be of that particular heritage that is just REALLY tall and skinny, the 'supermodel' body I guess you'd call it, except they're more like 5'6" instead of over 6'.
 
2012-10-15 11:18:50 PM
For research purposes, here is a (presumably) less Photoshopped image

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-15 11:19:31 PM

MindStalker: The one on the right will eat your soul.


Or, do battle with He-Man for the power contained within castle Grayskull.
 
2012-10-15 11:19:38 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Why do they look like they're human centipeding each other's wangs??


That may be the elusive Triple-Reverse Dutch-Rudder.
 
2012-10-15 11:19:50 PM
I'm so oiled up I slipped out of my crab pose and into a DOMINATOR!
 
OH YEAH, I'M FEELING SO MANY THINGS DURING THIS, MY CROWNING MOMENT!
 
GIVE ME MY SASH NOW BEFORE I HAVE THE NEED TO KILL YOU FOR IT!
 
2012-10-15 11:21:59 PM

jaytkay: For research purposes, here is a (presumably) less Photoshopped image

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 494x640]


Is she the one on the left?
 
2012-10-15 11:23:29 PM

R5D4: Quantum Apostrophe: Why do they look like they're human centipeding each other's wangs??

That may be the elusive Triple-Reverse Dutch-Rudder.


Yeah, and the fruity(er) one in the middle plucked his eyebrows for the occasion.
 
2012-10-15 11:24:37 PM
Why do these incredibly thin women need to be photoshopped to look even thinner?! I don't understand this.
 
2012-10-15 11:34:01 PM
"Thighs should be wider than arms"

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-15 11:34:26 PM
www.who-sucks.com
Agrees
 
2012-10-15 11:36:49 PM
dear fark and whomever, that is called a "calf." I realize that bothers you because it is related to cows, but it's still called a "calf."
 
2012-10-15 11:42:03 PM

jaytkay: For research purposes, here is a (presumably) less Photoshopped image

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 494x640]


Unimpressed cat is unimpressed.
 
2012-10-15 11:56:49 PM

shaymlss: dear fark and whomever, that is called a "calf." I realize that bothers you because it is related to cows, but it's still called a "calf."


You do realize they're talking about the upper part of the leg right? You know, the part known as a "thigh"? The calf is the lower part of the leg.

/can't tell if I'm being trolled or not these days. There's always someone willing to play the part of ignorant asshat to fish for the responses they so desperately want.
 
2012-10-15 11:58:26 PM

jaytkay: For research purposes, here is a (presumably) less Photoshopped image

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 494x640]


Gratuitous pussy shot. Nice.
 
2012-10-15 11:59:50 PM

MindStalker: The one on the right will eat your soul.


So, you're saying you'll die soulless and happy.

Works for me.
 
2012-10-15 11:59:55 PM
ts3.explicit.bing.net
 
2012-10-16 12:04:33 AM

Drummer: "Thighs should be wider than arms"

[i50.tinypic.com image 685x720]


... As a naturally/genetically eX-Ubber-Skinny-Person, I can bier witness that lucky-genetics can be a Real biatch To Bare... B/C Nobody likes a boney gal!...NOBODY!
The normal-sized girls, & their mommas, want you dead; and their stupid boyfriends & daddy's are always trying to f*ck you or pit you against their women for a stupid chick-fight, and any chance that you have at normal psychological development is way-layed by the next asshole that says...
"No, really, anything more than a handful is a waste!"

/LOLz
//Seriously, ROTFLMAOooooooo...
///BTW, .... Legalize it, Now.
 
2012-10-16 12:06:31 AM
Quick, someone alert Robert Crumb. He'll know what to do.
 
2012-10-16 12:16:22 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Quick! To the ThighMobile!
\

NSFW?  

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]


Holy Crap is that Six?
 
2012-10-16 12:18:07 AM

Bfett20: Quantum Apostrophe: Quick! To the ThighMobile!
\

NSFW?  

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

Holy Crap is that Six?


Yes, yes it is. She developed quite the ass after that show ended.
 
2012-10-16 12:19:06 AM
ed2962.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-16 12:22:14 AM

shaymlss: dear fark and whomever, that is called a "calf." I realize that bothers you because it is related to cows, but it's still called a "calf."


I can't tell if you're stupid, crazy, or both.
 
2012-10-16 12:29:12 AM

jaytkay: For research purposes, here is a (presumably) less Photoshopped image

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 494x640]


It's just as Photoshopped, but the work was done by a more competent editor.
 
2012-10-16 12:32:20 AM
anongallery.org
 
2012-10-16 12:33:30 AM

Victoly: [very-bored.com image 300x319]

Disagrees.

/ hot


I knew a guy with a build somewhat similar. His upper body was enormous (not as large as this guy) but he looked like his legs were going to give out on him at any moment.

www.mikanyyssola.fi
 
2012-10-16 12:34:37 AM

shaymlss: dear fark and whomever, that is called a "calf." I realize that bothers you because it is related to cows, but it's still called a "calf."


dear shaymiss and whatever, take another look at the photo. we're talking about her thigh, which appears to be even thinner than her calf. sorry to piss on your cow parade.
 
2012-10-16 12:38:24 AM

ladyfortuna: There are a couple of girls at my college who have legs nearly that thin, it's really kind of scary. As far as I can tell though, they aren't like starving themselves (don't see boney outcroppings so far as I've just passed them in the hallway a few times). The two girls I've seen are African-American and they seem to be of that particular heritage that is just REALLY tall and skinny, the 'supermodel' body I guess you'd call it, except they're more like 5'6" instead of over 6'.


I regularly see this gorgeous African-American girl at the coffee shop on campus. She's tall (maybe 6'1"), skinny (maybe 120 pounds), lithe, etc. Every time I see her I want to ask if she models.
 
2012-10-16 12:41:24 AM

Thresher: Victoly: [very-bored.com image 300x319]

Disagrees.

/ hot

I knew that guy, he was a trainer at Big Steve's in Austin. He died one night when he stopped on the side of the road to help someone and a car hit them.


Gregg Valentino is dead?
 
2012-10-16 12:51:03 AM
Also, the boobs should be bigger than the hands. Preferably bigger than the head.
 
2012-10-16 12:57:11 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Quick! To the ThighMobile!

[www.solid-gains.com image 700x411]


Dear God, her lower extremities are turning into seal flippers right before our eyes!
 
2012-10-16 12:58:46 AM

tbyte: Thresher: Victoly: [very-bored.com image 300x319]

Disagrees.

/ hot

I knew that guy, he was a trainer at Big Steve's in Austin. He died one night when he stopped on the side of the road to help someone and a car hit them.

Gregg Valentino is dead?


Then maybe not the same guy. This guy was Mr Texas and some other titles. Nothing national I don't think. Then again maybe I am just an idiot. Wouldn't surprise my ex-wife.
 
2012-10-16 12:59:19 AM
Chun Li frowns on your shenanigans
 
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