AverageAmericanGuy: It goes 'la de da de da. la de da de da'..
Britney Spear's Speculum: AverageAmericanGuy: It goes 'la de da de da. la de da de da'..Here
skinink: The cure is grape jelly.
Spartacus Outlaw: Luckily, I am repulsed by peanut butter. Vile, vile stuff.
SpaceBison: "I had eaten peanut butter like three days in a row and I had just gotten so sick," she said. "I mean, seriously, this is a big deal."Why do you keep eating it if it is making you sick? Farkin' idiot.
Dr_Gene: I call fraud!I checked the list of recalled peanutty foods and a lot of them are "organic".If they're really organic, then they can't be contaminated with Salmonella, and they can't be processed in the same plant as regular non-organic foods.Right?Right?Oh, BTW, why haven't Ric Romero and his ilk said anything about the organic connection? If there were any GMO peanuts in the batch, that would've been the lead story, with no mention of non-GMO peanuts ivolved at all.Right?
Biv: Spartacus Outlaw: Luckily, I am repulsed by peanut butter. Vile, vile stuff.Communist.
LiberalEastCoastElitist: Greetings from Amazon.com.
wantingout: bacteria doesn't grow in peanut butter. so where is the salmonella coming from? sounds like yet another BS 'foodborne illness' outbreak to drive yet another company out of business, and cause further regulation for the rest of them.
verbal_jizm: Wait ... you're trolling, right?
ParallelUniverseParking: wantingout: bacteria doesn't grow in peanut butter. so where is the salmonella coming from? sounds like yet another BS 'foodborne illness' outbreak to drive yet another company out of business, and cause further regulation for the rest of them.Don't feed the troll./with peanut butter//because it might contain salmonella
illannoyin: Oh no! It's come true just now!Link
wildcardjack: Anyone else notice they didn't issue a recall on anything until it came to end of shelf life?Maybe this is the reply to the creationist?Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!
fusillade762: You got your salmonella in my peanut butter!You got your peanut butter in my salmonella!And we just got over the whole mango chicken thing. Ricotta still deadly, though.I guess it's nothing but red wine and chocolate for dinner this week.
swingerofbirches: We've been buying Costco's peanut butter for several years that was recalled and supposedly this recall is for products going back quite a number of years. I'd go through a jar a week (I'm vegetarian, what can I do . . .).
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