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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)   Pacific Ocean apparently unwell, "marine vomit" found all over Drakes Estero. Could have been the oysters   (pressdemocrat.com) divider line 32
    More: Strange, Drakes Estero, invasive species, Inverness, Park Service, Marin County, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar  
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2012-10-15 05:56:12 PM  
*whew* left california just in time.... Now I'm high up enough that I can't get Pacific Ocean puke on my shoes.
 
2012-10-15 05:58:22 PM  
D. vex, known to science for about 10 years, has cropped up in New Zealand, northern Europe, British Columbia and both U.S. coasts.

shiat, that isn't even enough time to get an environmental impact study done.

I suspect it's just something they haven't noticed before.
 
2012-10-15 06:02:51 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-15 06:03:32 PM  
Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
 
2012-10-15 06:04:25 PM  
The sea was angry that day.
 
2012-10-15 06:05:31 PM  
Ambitwistor: Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

Shakes tiny fist
 
jvl
2012-10-15 06:07:27 PM  
So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.
 
2012-10-15 06:11:31 PM  
Jarheads can be pretty nasty, especially when they've been drinking
 
2012-10-15 06:24:03 PM  
Best oysters in Carmel: AW Shucks
Best oysters in Monterey: Abolanettis
 
2012-10-15 06:26:40 PM  

crotchgrabber: Best oysters


Those words don't belong together.
 
2012-10-15 06:33:58 PM  

jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.


Very true. This has been an ongoing battle. The National Park Service has been pushing for a while, to the point of falsifying studies and other less than honest tactics.
 
2012-10-15 06:50:44 PM  

Evil High Priest: crotchgrabber: Best oysters

Those words don't belong together.


How about mountain oysters?.
 
2012-10-15 06:59:58 PM  
Marine vomit, that's what jarheads toss over the side when they go to sea.
 
2012-10-15 07:07:22 PM  
It was... the salmon mousse!
 
2012-10-15 07:08:05 PM  
images.wikia.com

/approves
 
2012-10-15 07:08:42 PM  

lenfromak: The sea was angry that day.


Also:
Hate the Drake!
 
2012-10-15 07:09:16 PM  
Who had the fish?
 
2012-10-15 07:13:37 PM  

ISITTHATOBVIOUS: It was... the salmon mousse!


Heh... just watched that a couple of weeks ago
 
2012-10-15 07:25:01 PM  
"I'd vomit too if I lived in you," heard by passerby in the surf.
 
2012-10-15 07:33:07 PM  
How do they know it was marine vomit? I mean, you can't dust for vomit, now can you.
 
2012-10-15 07:37:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Evil High Priest: crotchgrabber: Best oysters

Those words don't belong together.

How about mountain oysters?.


Or prairie oysters ?
 
2012-10-15 07:41:16 PM  

capt.hollister: CygnusDarius: Evil High Priest: crotchgrabber: Best oysters

Those words don't belong together.

How about mountain oysters?.

Or prairie oysters ?


Tree oysters?
 
2012-10-15 08:06:27 PM  

jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.


Marin nimbys though, jesus christ they're the worst.
"Fark you! I moved in before you did!"
He says, as the Miwok glowers at him from across the room.
 
2012-10-15 08:18:39 PM  
ahhh where's fukishima when you need it?
 
2012-10-15 08:31:18 PM  

gunther_bumpass: jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.

Marin nimbys though, jesus christ they're the worst.
"Fark you! I moved in before you did!"
He says, as the Miwok glowers at him from across the room.


They screwed with my high school mascot. Fark'em

/We are the INDIANS not the red tailed hawks.
//Marinite
 
2012-10-15 08:39:39 PM  

Crazymuthafarker: gunther_bumpass: jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.

Marin nimbys though, jesus christ they're the worst.
"Fark you! I moved in before you did!"
He says, as the Miwok glowers at him from across the room.

They screwed with my high school mascot. Fark'em

/We are the INDIANS not the red tailed hawks.
//Marinite


I know, right? How dare they? So inconvenient.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:34 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Crazymuthafarker: gunther_bumpass: jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.

Marin nimbys though, jesus christ they're the worst.
"Fark you! I moved in before you did!"
He says, as the Miwok glowers at him from across the room.

They screwed with my high school mascot. Fark'em

/We are the INDIANS not the red tailed hawks.
//Marinite

I know, right? How dare they? So inconvenient.


As long as no one messes with Mama's cafe everything will be fine.

/my tongue was firmly planted in cheek at the mascot change. The initial design for the hawk though, made it look like it was having feminine issues.
//gross
 
2012-10-15 08:59:28 PM  

Crazymuthafarker:

/my tongue was firmly planted in cheek at the mascot change. The initial design for the hawk though, made it look like it was having feminine issues.
//gross


ha ha. That sounds.. i don't know what that sounds like .. funny?
 
2012-10-15 09:42:29 PM  

jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.


I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-10-16 08:07:35 AM  

jvl: So environmentalists want an oyster farm removed, and now they discover an organism which might become disastrous to the environment there and the only cure is to remove the oyster farm.

I'm an environmentalist, and really hate it when nimbys make stuff up to get their way. It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.


Same. If there is one thing that will put me off a cause it is when the people promoting the cause turn out to be doing it for their own benefit/glory or lying about what will be the result of inaction simply to get people to do what they want. Or like in this case `magically finding` something which matches their preconceived desires...

As you say, It's bad for the reputation of actual environmentalism.
 
2012-10-16 09:06:49 AM  

Evil High Priest: crotchgrabber: Best oysters

Those words don't belong together.


Who else is in favour of renaming them "sea clits"?
 
2012-10-16 07:47:46 PM  
i didn't even realize i had an estero.
 
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