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(Starpulse)   Danny DeVito had a miniature casting couch   (starpulse.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Danny DeVito, casting couch, Rhea Perlman  
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9802 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Oct 2012 at 5:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-15 04:30:41 PM  
I really didn't need to read that.
 
2012-10-15 04:30:46 PM  
 
2012-10-15 04:36:47 PM  
Gee, looking at him I never would have guessed he'd do something like that. He seems so trustworthy.
 
2012-10-15 04:39:40 PM  
I think that's known as a love seat

/appropriately enough in this instance
 
2012-10-15 04:58:18 PM  
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2012-10-15 05:07:15 PM  
...I like to imagine DeVito hiring the guy who played John Burns in season 1 of Taxi to drive him and his date around in an old Sunshine cab, trying his best to not look in the mirror and see DeVito as he climbs on top of the latest starlet, his tiny hairy bobbing man ass filling the rear view, with the entire scene looking like a Chihuahua going to town on a German Shepherd.
 
2012-10-15 05:38:17 PM  

Mugato: Gee, looking at him I never would have guessed he'd do something like that. He seems so trustworthy.


SAPS!

/contractually obligated to say it
 
2012-10-15 05:38:26 PM  

gopher321: I really didn't need to read that.

 
2012-10-15 05:44:23 PM  
I guess Danny was looking for......

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

..... a little(r) pussy.

/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-10-15 05:48:29 PM  
Gross.
 
2012-10-15 05:52:13 PM  
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2012-10-15 05:56:42 PM  

Triumph: Obligatory


I always wondered if every actor on Taxi tried to sleep with Marilu Henner.
 
2012-10-15 05:59:14 PM  
Here's my impression of Reverend Jim taking Marilu Henner from behind while she's blowing Latka.....

.....well you can't see it but it's hilarious.
 
2012-10-15 06:00:54 PM  

skinink: Triumph: Obligatory

I always wondered if every actor on Taxi tried to sleep with Marilu Henner.


Great Scott!! I just produced 1.21 gigawatts of electricity in my pants.
 
2012-10-15 06:03:24 PM  
FTA: It was sad to see her pretending to really like him when really it was just because of who he was. And worse, Danny preying on vulnerable young girls like that."


Both of those sentences can't be true. Either she's a vulnerable young girl being taken advantage of, or she's a star-f*cker trying to get famous. They're both getting something out of it, which is the basis for every relationship, even materialistic ones.
 
2012-10-15 06:03:32 PM  

Mugato: Here's my impression of Reverend Jim taking Marilu Henner from behind while she's blowing Latka.....


Thank you very much
 
2012-10-15 06:03:54 PM  
I loathe the word "canoodle".
 
2012-10-15 06:06:44 PM  
Well, who was it? I want names!
 
2012-10-15 06:08:29 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: It was sad to see her pretending to really like him when really it was just because of who he was. And worse, Danny preying on vulnerable young girls like that."


Both of those sentences can't be true. Either she's a vulnerable young girl being taken advantage of, or she's a star-f*cker trying to get famous. They're both getting something out of it, which is the basis for every relationship, even materialistic ones.


i1247.photobucket.com

Just the thought......
 
2012-10-15 06:09:36 PM  
I'll only believe it if he took a picture of her canoodling with his foot.
 
2012-10-15 06:09:52 PM  
Its always sunny in the back of DeVito's limo.
 
2012-10-15 06:10:18 PM  

ChrisDe: Well, who was it? I want names!


Yeah someone go down the list and figure it out, I'm too sick to do that.
 
2012-10-15 06:10:21 PM  
i thought that was the reason that people got famous. to abuse their fame. i mean, if you're not abusing your fame, than fame is a really shiatty thing.
 
2012-10-15 06:11:29 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: It was sad to see her pretending to really like him when really it was just because of who he was. And worse, Danny preying on vulnerable young girls like that."


Both of those sentences can't be true. Either she's a vulnerable young girl being taken advantage of, or she's a star-f*cker trying to get famous. They're both getting something out of it, which is the basis for every relationship, even materialistic ones.


She can be a star farker and still be a vulnerable girl being taken advantage of. It's strongly suggested that this person never got anything out of the relationship, not even a boost in her career.
 
2012-10-15 06:11:41 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: It was sad to see her pretending to really like him when really it was just because of who he was. And worse, Danny preying on vulnerable young girls like that."


Both of those sentences can't be true. Either she's a vulnerable young girl being taken advantage of, or she's a star-f*cker trying to get famous. They're both getting something out of it, which is the basis for every relationship, even materialistic ones.


It would be a better article if we found out if she ended up winning an Academy Award...
 
2012-10-15 06:13:29 PM  
Okay, all the visuals you're getting....more or less revolting if he wears the Penguin suit?
 
2012-10-15 06:13:54 PM  
You don't even know how long I've been waiting for a Danny devito porno.
 
2012-10-15 06:16:42 PM  

ChrisDe: Well, who was it? I want names!


Just the shot list please
 
2012-10-15 06:17:23 PM  
Short list. Goddamnitsomuch why the fark can't I typoe today?
 
2012-10-15 06:19:49 PM  

Mugato: more or less revolting if he wears the Penguin suit?


Less. I can't see past the open umbrella.
 
2012-10-15 06:23:36 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Short list. Goddamnitsomuch why the fark can't I typoe today?


I thought you mean "shot list" as in you're hoping there's a sex tape and you want the run down of all the shots and camera angles in the movie. Sick bastard.
 
2012-10-15 06:28:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: ChrisDe: Well, who was it? I want names!

Just the shot list please


Oh. I thought you had it right the first time.
 
2012-10-15 06:29:49 PM  
/googles Rhea Pearlman

...oh! That's why the 3 foot, butt- ugly man pulled an overtime casting session.

Ah, Hell. I think this is my stop...
 
2012-10-15 06:30:54 PM  
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2012-10-15 06:34:10 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: She can be a star farker and still be a vulnerable girl being taken advantage of.



No she can't. Whether it pays off or not has nothing to do with whether she's been taken advantage of. She's screwing him only because he's famous, and he's screwing her only because she's hot. There is no victim in this story, although there is a high level of sleaze.
 
2012-10-15 06:34:27 PM  
Poke in the whiskers.

poke in the whiskers
 
2012-10-15 06:35:14 PM  
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2012-10-15 06:36:05 PM  
sure seems like john c reilly's career sure took off after hoffa...just sayin...
 
2012-10-15 06:36:53 PM  

Mugato: Smeggy Smurf: Short list. Goddamnitsomuch why the fark can't I typoe today?

I thought you mean "shot list" as in you're hoping there's a sex tape and you want the run down of all the shots and camera angles in the movie. Sick bastard.


Wait, such things exist? Now I do want it
 
2012-10-15 06:40:48 PM  
Well that's sad. I was hoping this wasn't the reason why his marriage fell apart, but suspected it was. Poor Rhea.
 
2012-10-15 06:40:57 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Mugato: Smeggy Smurf: Short list. Goddamnitsomuch why the fark can't I typoe today?

I thought you mean "shot list" as in you're hoping there's a sex tape and you want the run down of all the shots and camera angles in the movie. Sick bastard.

Wait, such things exist? Now I do want it


Well DeVito is a filmmaker. I'm sure his sex tape would have a director and it would be story-boarded out before they roll. He does have a reputation to maintain.
 
2012-10-15 06:43:27 PM  
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I imagine that is the line he used to woo the young starlet
 
2012-10-15 06:43:31 PM  
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2012-10-15 06:45:04 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: B.L.Z. Bub: She can be a star farker and still be a vulnerable girl being taken advantage of.


No she can't. Whether it pays off or not has nothing to do with whether she's been taken advantage of. She's screwing him only because he's famous


AND she expects a boost in her career. If she doesn't get that, she's being taken advantage of.
 
2012-10-15 06:46:20 PM  
Dude, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed! That a man like that could pull any tail through any means... Virgins the world over should be shamed. Shamed!
 
2012-10-15 06:47:45 PM  
Good thing he didn't try anything with Henry Rollins.

Link
 
2012-10-15 06:57:03 PM  
With all due respect, the allegation during Hoffa, dude was directing and co-starring with Jack Nicholson. I think he DESERVED a little casting couch action. The movie, itself, was a solid B+.
 
2012-10-15 07:01:35 PM  

hervatski: You don't even know how long I've been waiting for a Danny devito porno.


www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
 
2012-10-15 07:02:35 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-15 07:03:05 PM  
There was only one guy in the history of this garage who didn't cheat on his wife. And that was James Caan. And he'll be bottom. Ooooh, will he be bottom.
 
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