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(WTSP)   Tampa's Mystery Monkey's days might be numbered as officials warn residents 'not to make eye contact' with him. "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Tampa, wildlife rescue, teeth  
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3164 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2012 at 12:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-15 12:59:26 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-15 01:07:01 PM  
2 votes:
Monkey hate clean
2012-10-15 02:55:12 PM  
1 vote:
Just give him some dates

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Bad dates
2012-10-15 02:31:06 PM  
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meathome: "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"

Trust me, anyone who thinks that such actions are "playful" from a wild animal, are the probably the type of people whom are not deserving of a warning in the first place.

A few years ago a woman got mauled by a gorilla. She used to be a regular visitor to the monkey complex because the gorilla always smiled so nice when she was looking right at him. Long story short, gorilla managed to get over the moat and climb the wall to beat and bite the living crap out of her.

Good times.
2012-10-15 01:12:59 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!

He was wearing a cowboy hat and made his getaway on the back of a dog.

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2012-10-15 01:11:51 PM  
1 vote:
"Pray for Mojo"
2012-10-15 01:05:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to hear Karl's view on this.
2012-10-15 01:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm. Read that headline as " ...Mitt Romney's...".
2012-10-15 01:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
First $cientologists, then the GOP, now this.

Haven't they suffered enough!
2012-10-15 01:00:11 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a job for:

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2012-10-15 12:26:48 PM  
1 vote:
Someone taunting Dynamite Monkey again?
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