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(WTSP)   Tampa's Mystery Monkey's days might be numbered as officials warn residents 'not to make eye contact' with him. "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"   (wtsp.com) divider line 8
    More: Followup, Tampa, wildlife rescue, teeth  
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3145 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2012 at 12:57 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-15 01:04:50 PM  
2 votes:
Really? People need to be told this?

Anyone who is not a primatologist who deliberately approaches, lingers around or tries to interact with a nonhuman primate deserves to watch videos of little apes making big messes out of objects a strong human could barely dent.
2012-10-15 06:22:29 PM  
1 votes:

heavymetal: Being it is Florida, I am surprised the monkey hasn't already been shot and turned into dinner.


Mmmm...rhesus pieces.
2012-10-15 05:48:39 PM  
1 votes:
I dunno....around here staring at macaque is encouraged.
2012-10-15 02:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
fark monkeys. The whole lot of those base, evil bastards. If you see one, get the fark away from it. If it's in a zoo, stay as far away as you deem necessary to avoid flung poo and semen. If you can stomach the initial stench, that is. Oh and those mother farking Howlers. W...T...F...

You know what, all primates are bad news.
2012-10-15 01:47:29 PM  
1 votes:
Introduce panthers to the area, problem solved.
2012-10-15 01:41:40 PM  
1 votes:
A few years back, a monkey of some sort escaped from a local lady's house. She was running some kind of primate rescue operation. The local news issued the "do not make eye contact" warning. Kind of like the old game of telephone (I'm old), by the time the word of mouth story got to my wife, she called me and asked "What's this about a monkey being loose, and if you look at it, it will kill you?".

/yes, honey it's true
//better put on a blindfold just in case
2012-10-15 01:04:18 PM  
1 votes:
"If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"

Trust me, anyone who thinks that such actions are "playful" from a wild animal, are the probably the type of people whom are not deserving of a warning in the first place.
2012-10-15 12:26:48 PM  
1 votes:
Someone taunting Dynamite Monkey again?
 
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