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(WTSP)   Tampa's Mystery Monkey's days might be numbered as officials warn residents 'not to make eye contact' with him. "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"   (wtsp.com) divider line 54
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2012-10-15 12:26:48 PM  
Someone taunting Dynamite Monkey again?
 
2012-10-15 12:59:26 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 01:00:11 PM  
Sounds like a job for:

cache.gawker.com
 
2012-10-15 01:03:08 PM  
First $cientologists, then the GOP, now this.

Haven't they suffered enough!
 
2012-10-15 01:04:18 PM  
"If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"

Trust me, anyone who thinks that such actions are "playful" from a wild animal, are the probably the type of people whom are not deserving of a warning in the first place.
 
2012-10-15 01:04:50 PM  
Really? People need to be told this?

Anyone who is not a primatologist who deliberately approaches, lingers around or tries to interact with a nonhuman primate deserves to watch videos of little apes making big messes out of objects a strong human could barely dent.
 
2012-10-15 01:05:18 PM  
Hmm. Read that headline as " ...Mitt Romney's...".
 
2012-10-15 01:05:41 PM  
I'd like to hear Karl's view on this.
 
2012-10-15 01:07:01 PM  
Monkey hate clean
 
2012-10-15 01:09:07 PM  
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!
 
2012-10-15 01:11:51 PM  
"Pray for Mojo"
 
2012-10-15 01:12:59 PM  

oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!


He was wearing a cowboy hat and made his getaway on the back of a dog.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 01:15:32 PM  

Walker: oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!

He was wearing a cowboy hat and made his getaway on the back of a dog.

[img.photobucket.com image 400x373]


EVEN BETTER!!
 
2012-10-15 01:33:43 PM  
www.dlisted.com

Don't let the smile fool ya
 
2012-10-15 01:37:13 PM  
 
2012-10-15 01:41:40 PM  
A few years back, a monkey of some sort escaped from a local lady's house. She was running some kind of primate rescue operation. The local news issued the "do not make eye contact" warning. Kind of like the old game of telephone (I'm old), by the time the word of mouth story got to my wife, she called me and asked "What's this about a monkey being loose, and if you look at it, it will kill you?".

/yes, honey it's true
//better put on a blindfold just in case
 
2012-10-15 01:47:29 PM  
Introduce panthers to the area, problem solved.
 
2012-10-15 01:49:54 PM  
Skunk Ape.
 
2012-10-15 01:56:16 PM  
We had a neighborhood monkey near Tampa when I was a kid. It lived in the palm trees behind our house, until a neighbor shot it in the head with a wristrocket.
 
2012-10-15 01:59:59 PM  
Is it ravenous? Better wrap a towel around your head, just in case.

/daft as a brush
//very very ravenous
 
2012-10-15 02:05:56 PM  
Zap em with the siren, There's mines over there, and over there too, and watch out those gd monkeys bite too.
 
2012-10-15 02:06:37 PM  
If you run into a monkey, about the only thing you can do is fling poo at it.

/it's the universal language.
 
2012-10-15 02:10:00 PM  
 
2012-10-15 02:11:12 PM  
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We had a neighborhood monkey near Tampa when I was a kid. It lived in the palm trees behind our house, until a neighbor shot it in the head with a wristrocket.

I'm guessing your neighbor eventually wound up in prison.
 
2012-10-15 02:12:33 PM  

Snarfangel: If you run into a monkey, about the only thing you can do is fling poo at it.

/it's the universal language.


I can't wait until election season is over

/unless it was like deer season
 
2012-10-15 02:14:56 PM  
Obligatory.

www.hodbin.com

Safer if he wears a tie.
 
2012-10-15 02:18:27 PM  

Walker: oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!

He was wearing a cowboy hat and made his getaway on the back of a dog.

[img.photobucket.com image 400x373]


(yawn)
www.hahastop.com
 
2012-10-15 02:29:34 PM  
fark monkeys. The whole lot of those base, evil bastards. If you see one, get the fark away from it. If it's in a zoo, stay as far away as you deem necessary to avoid flung poo and semen. If you can stomach the initial stench, that is. Oh and those mother farking Howlers. W...T...F...

You know what, all primates are bad news.
 
2012-10-15 02:31:06 PM  

meathome: "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"

Trust me, anyone who thinks that such actions are "playful" from a wild animal, are the probably the type of people whom are not deserving of a warning in the first place.


A few years ago a woman got mauled by a gorilla. She used to be a regular visitor to the monkey complex because the gorilla always smiled so nice when she was looking right at him. Long story short, gorilla managed to get over the moat and climb the wall to beat and bite the living crap out of her.

Good times.
 
2012-10-15 02:35:55 PM  
Does your minkey bite?

media.tumblr.com

/It is not my minkey
 
2012-10-15 02:37:10 PM  

SapperInTexas: Is it ravenous? Better wrap a towel around your head, just in case.

/daft as a brush
//very very ravenous


Cover your eyes! As Daft as it is, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

/damned Bugblatter Beasts
 
2012-10-15 02:38:21 PM  
cant stand the little bastards.
Get their attention with a cat toy -
AND SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD WITH A .45

nearly pathological hatred.
No idea why


except for that time in a card game in Singapore.
Little bastard took everything off the table and ran out the farging window
 
2012-10-15 02:40:20 PM  
Frogs should definitely be scared.
 
2012-10-15 02:40:55 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Introduce panthers to the area, problem solved.


But then how do we get rid of the panthers, hmmm? I say water buffalo. Water buffalo to trample the panthers should take care of it. Problem solved.
 
2012-10-15 02:46:12 PM  
Hope that bastard isn't wearing a hoodie.

yeah I went there
 
2012-10-15 02:55:12 PM  
Just give him some dates

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Bad dates
 
2012-10-15 03:03:17 PM  

jfivealive: Just give him some dates

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x246]

Bad dates


Yea, but how is taking someone to Sizzler going to kill him?
 
2012-10-15 03:05:37 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Hope that bastard isn't wearing a hoodie.

yeah I went there


I was wondering why it took people that long.
 
2012-10-15 03:16:13 PM  
Im with Marcintosh...I hate monkeys.

We have been hearing about this thing for years, amazed it took this long for someone to get hurt by it. Also a little bit surprised no one has shot it.
 
2012-10-15 03:19:10 PM  
Best of luck, little dude.
 
2012-10-15 03:19:50 PM  

SearchN: jfivealive: Just give him some dates

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x246]

Bad dates

Yea, but how is taking someone to Sizzler going to kill him?


Volkswagen?
 
2012-10-15 03:27:46 PM  
I dunno. If it's my time to go, fist-fighting a monkey is as good a method as any.

Shot in a robbery = forgotten in a month
Fought a monkey = legend
 
2012-10-15 03:31:51 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Hope that bastard isn't wearing a hoodie.



Or a hat.

cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2012-10-15 03:40:50 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: fark monkeys. The whole lot of those base, evil bastards. If you see one, get the fark away from it. If it's in a zoo, stay as far away as you deem necessary to avoid flung poo and semen. If you can stomach the initial stench, that is. Oh and those mother farking Howlers. W...T...F...

You know what, all primates are bad news.


I would like to kick the fark out of a monkey. They don't expect that cause everybody runs away from them, but I would like to go to town on one's mug with a pair of brass knuckles.
 
2012-10-15 03:57:37 PM  
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 04:53:41 PM  
FTA: "Along the wooden fence where many golfers say they see him sitting..."

Hmmm....I think I've discovered an easy way for the mystery monkey to be dispatched.
 
2012-10-15 05:01:35 PM  
www.bitcandy.com
 
2012-10-15 05:16:43 PM  
GO MONKEY GO!  
 
2012-10-15 05:19:28 PM  
daveintexas.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-15 05:48:39 PM  
I dunno....around here staring at macaque is encouraged.
 
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