oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!
Walker: oldfarthenry: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE tell me the monkey is wearing a rad sleeve-less denim jacket - with gang colours on it!He was wearing a cowboy hat and made his getaway on the back of a dog.[img.photobucket.com image 400x373]
Snarfangel: If you run into a monkey, about the only thing you can do is fling poo at it./it's the universal language.
meathome: "If you encounter the monkey, his behavior from showing teeth to lunging at you should not be thought of as playful"Trust me, anyone who thinks that such actions are "playful" from a wild animal, are the probably the type of people whom are not deserving of a warning in the first place.
SapperInTexas: Is it ravenous? Better wrap a towel around your head, just in case./daft as a brush//very very ravenous
Evil Mackerel: Introduce panthers to the area, problem solved.
jfivealive: Just give him some dates[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x246]Bad dates
Psycoholic_Slag: Hope that bastard isn't wearing a hoodie.yeah I went there
SearchN: jfivealive: Just give him some dates[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x246]Bad datesYea, but how is taking someone to Sizzler going to kill him?
Psycoholic_Slag: Hope that bastard isn't wearing a hoodie.
Wasilla Hillbilly: fark monkeys. The whole lot of those base, evil bastards. If you see one, get the fark away from it. If it's in a zoo, stay as far away as you deem necessary to avoid flung poo and semen. If you can stomach the initial stench, that is. Oh and those mother farking Howlers. W...T...F...You know what, all primates are bad news.
GO MONKEY GO!
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