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(610 WIOD)   'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through the house, OMG SANTA HAS A PIPE   (610wiod.com) divider line 139
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2012-10-15 12:32:27 PM
They can edit out the pipe, but still can't do anything about the fact that Santa Claus is a big fat Sandusky-like pedophile who gets children to sit on his lap in exchange for gifts.
 
2012-10-15 01:14:19 PM
So, that actions of a single, self publishing, person are about to become the battle cry against the evil LIberals and their War On Christmas.

Thank goodness that Fox News is out there on the front lines, letting us all in on the devastating new secret weapon of the Jesus haters.

It is apparently very easy to get noticed by Fox.
 
2012-10-15 01:33:14 PM
Santa Claus wore a red suit. One of the earliest known tea party Republicans.

He rode around in an unlicensed sled. No insurance. No tags. He lived at the north pole and flew into foreign countries with no visa.

He was an illegal alien who brought unlicensed, untested toys to minors, CHILDREN, by breaking into homes illegally.
 
2012-10-15 01:41:36 PM
Damn you, subby. I was expecting an article about a mall santa or something running around with a metal pipe, not a War on Christmas bullshiat article from Fox News.
 
2012-10-15 01:43:09 PM
You know who else used to fire up a bowl after dinner.....

My wife thinks it's not PC to read this to our 3 year old son but she does anyway....(harrumph)

pipeology.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-15 01:44:20 PM
War on Christmas® is off to a late start this year...
 
2012-10-15 01:44:54 PM

ChipNASA: You know who else used to fire up a bowl after dinner.....

My wife thinks it's not PC to read this to our 3 year old son but she does anyway....(harrumph)

[pipeology.files.wordpress.com image 540x406]


Don't you have to smoke a bowl before you eat? Unless I'm thinking glaucoma.
 
2012-10-15 01:45:33 PM
But at least he wasn't drinking a Coke(TM).

How about changing the tobacco in his pipe to medical marijuana and explaining it as treatment for the back problems caused by carrying a sack with toys for 2.6 billion children in it?

Because I am pretty sure that Santa is higher than a kite by the time the elves have hitched up the reindeer. It's the only explanation.
 
2012-10-15 01:45:35 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: War on Christmas® is off to a late start this year...


i hope we win this time.
 
2012-10-15 01:46:55 PM
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2012-10-15 01:47:20 PM
And.....

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listoracle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-15 01:47:51 PM
Santa is an obese smoker who drinks too much - his cheeks and nose are *always* red.

I say, bring back the Krampus

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2012-10-15 01:48:51 PM

brantgoose: But at least he wasn't drinking a Coke(TM).

How about changing the tobacco in his pipe to medical marijuana and explaining it as treatment for the back problems caused by carrying a sack with toys for 2.6 billion children in it?

Because I am pretty sure that Santa is higher than a kite by the time the elves have hitched up the reindeer. It's the only explanation.


I thought it was his magic dust
 
2012-10-15 01:49:18 PM
My parents have old decorations that have santa smoking a pipe. I never thought twice about it.
 
2012-10-15 01:49:47 PM
A couple of years ago a musical opened up here in Chicago (I think it was Jersey Boys) that had some of the cast members smoking as part of their role. This went on or a while until some do-gooder who saw the show complained that they were smoking. Turns out this was a violation of the City's no-smoking laws and they would not grant an exemption for the theater. I hope that the person who complained gets second hand cancer.
 
2012-10-15 01:49:48 PM
..not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT, the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two by two cover formation.
 
2012-10-15 01:51:08 PM
PC people like this are so fricken gay.
 
2012-10-15 01:52:08 PM

stampylives: Vegan Meat Popsicle: War on Christmas® is off to a late start this year...

i hope we win this time.


I keep waiting for someone to tell me where the front lines are so I can join in, but it's the damnedest thing... only time I see marching orders they're for the christians...
 
2012-10-15 01:52:22 PM
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i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 01:52:26 PM

vernonFL: Santa is an obese smoker who drinks too much - his cheeks and nose are *always* red.

I say, bring back the Krampus

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Are you sure that's Krampus, and not an artistic interpretation of Sandusky?.
 
2012-10-15 01:53:52 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
HO HO HO!
Damn-straight Santa has a pipe!
10"! Right, kiddies?
HO HO HO!
 
2012-10-15 01:54:08 PM

ChipNASA: You know who else used to fire up a bowl after dinner.....

My wife thinks it's not PC to read this to our 3 year old son but she does anyway....(harrumph)

[pipeology.files.wordpress.com image 540x406]


Curious George: A child's introduction to Stockholm syndrome
 
2012-10-15 01:54:18 PM

Godscrack: Santa Claus wore a red suit. One of the earliest known tea party Republicans.

He rode around in an unlicensed sled. No insurance. No tags. He lived at the north pole and flew into foreign countries with no visa.

He was an illegal alien who brought unlicensed, untested toys to minors, CHILDREN, by breaking into homes illegally.


Santa is a libertarian. Don't insult him by calling him a Republitard.
 
2012-10-15 01:55:47 PM
wow that was inception level of linking.

We need to go deeper. To NYPost.com
 
2012-10-15 01:56:11 PM
Something something the children something something something War on Christmas something something something evil corporations something Philip Morris something something Obama something.
 
2012-10-15 01:56:49 PM
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
 
2012-10-15 01:57:17 PM
sounds like my ex-mother-in-law...she would not watch the news-it was negative and upsetting.
she didn't want my son to play with guns (play guns) at her house but one day i put him in a highchair gave him a cracker he proceeded to bite off a corner and point it like a gun saying bang,bang...now we know who was in the real world

not seeing it does not make it go away
 
2012-10-15 01:58:15 PM

Nilatir: ChipNASA: You know who else used to fire up a bowl after dinner.....

My wife thinks it's not PC to read this to our 3 year old son but she does anyway....(harrumph)

[pipeology.files.wordpress.com image 540x406]

Curious George: A child's introduction to Stockholm syndrome


You know, I never thought of it that way..
Now it's all educational and shiat
 
2012-10-15 01:58:26 PM

CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: You know who else used to fire up a bowl after dinner.....

My wife thinks it's not PC to read this to our 3 year old son but she does anyway....(harrumph)

[pipeology.files.wordpress.com image 540x406]

Don't you have to smoke a bowl before you eat? Unless I'm thinking glaucoma.


No no no, you eat off your buzz that way.

/was also thinking "lead pipe rampage" when I clicked
 
2012-10-15 01:59:09 PM
So what's next? An anorexic Santa?
 
2012-10-15 01:59:29 PM
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2012-10-15 02:00:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: They can edit out the pipe, but still can't do anything about the fact that Santa Claus is a big fat Sandusky-like pedophile who gets children to sit on his lap in exchange for gifts.


CygnusDarius:

Are you sure that's Krampus, and not an artistic interpretation of Sandusky?.


Can you people stop bringing that shiat up? He's been convicted. I'd like to go an hour reading fark without some obsessive reference to pedophilia.
 
2012-10-15 02:03:54 PM
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gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-15 02:03:57 PM
We are becoming such a bunch of prissy little wussies in this world.
ZOMG he smokes (or drinks, or said something no PC, etc).

We are becoming so collectively anally-retentive we have made it impossible to laugh at our own missteps and foibles.
 
2012-10-15 02:04:18 PM
I bet santa's a pedobear.
 
2012-10-15 02:04:51 PM
Could be worse.....

Behold.......ZWARTE PIET!!!

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2012-10-15 02:05:00 PM
PC police destroy 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Of for Chrissakes, EABOD assholes. It was some uptight ninny from Canada... who give a flyin' fark!!!!
 
2012-10-15 02:05:58 PM
because everyone knows that Santa is a pipe-head.
 
2012-10-15 02:06:15 PM

theknuckler_33: PC police destroy 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Of for Chrissakes, EABOD assholes. It was some uptight ninny from Canada... who give a flyin' fark!!!!


What.

The.

Fark.
 
2012-10-15 02:07:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-15 02:07:01 PM

Obama4Life: theknuckler_33: PC police destroy 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Of for Chrissakes, EABOD assholes. It was some uptight ninny from Canada... who give a flyin' fark!!!!

What.

The.

Fark.


/oops. Wrong thread

/carry on
 
2012-10-15 02:08:16 PM

El Farquistador: ..not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT, the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two by two cover formation.


Just wound them.
 
2012-10-15 02:08:24 PM
i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 02:08:41 PM

Obama4Life: theknuckler_33: PC police destroy 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Of for Chrissakes, EABOD assholes. It was some uptight ninny from Canada... who give a flyin' fark!!!!

What.

The.

Fark.


They have their crazies, too. I mean, look at Quebec.
 
2012-10-15 02:09:18 PM

Obama4Life: Obama4Life: theknuckler_33: PC police destroy 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Of for Chrissakes, EABOD assholes. It was some uptight ninny from Canada... who give a flyin' fark!!!!

What.

The.

Fark.

/oops. Wrong thread

/carry on


Hmm, now I kinda want to post my comment in whatever thread you thought you were in.
 
2012-10-15 02:12:13 PM
Hey this is a great idea instead of banning books we should have people just write their own whitewashed PC versions of them. So much easier and you won't run aground of pesky first amendment arguments
 
2012-10-15 02:14:50 PM
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/mandatory
 
2012-10-15 02:19:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: So, that actions of a single, self publishing, person are about to become the battle cry against the evil LIberals and their War On Christmas.

Thank goodness that Fox News is out there on the front lines, letting us all in on the devastating new secret weapon of the Jesus haters.

It is apparently very easy to get noticed by Fox.


At least members of the GOP don't have the terms "indicted" or "facing indictment" prefixing all their names. At least no Republican President has landed our economy in ruins as has the left-wing, socialist government presently in office.

At least Republican wars are only against enemy countries and not about Liberal "wars" such as whether a Christmas..whoops..."All Presents Day"...presentation can include a christmas tree or a star, or whether The Fighting Sioux is an offensive team name (Answer: It isn't).
 
2012-10-15 02:19:26 PM
HIGH-HIGH...uh...I mean......HO-HO-HO kids!


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2012-10-15 02:20:35 PM

i.imgur.com
The pipe is how Santa keep his biatches in line!
 
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