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(Sun Sentinel)   Concerned citizen wants an elected official who's been living in sin with an unmarried partner for eight years to be arrested for violating state cohabitation laws. This is not a repeat from 1916   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 18
    More: Florida, elected officials, City Attorney Lynn Whitfield, cohabitations, Hallandale Beach, soul mate, citizen wants  
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2012-10-15 02:38:24 PM  
7 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.

Mine have been cited in three divorce petitions and six blackmail indictments.


AIE?.
2012-10-15 02:40:56 PM  
3 votes:

Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.

  There we go.
2012-10-15 02:55:48 PM  
2 votes:
What is the odds on Linda Takahashi being a small government type.
2012-10-15 02:54:24 PM  
2 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Why do we have laws on the books we never have any intention of enforcing, just so we can have that threat there?


Why do dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving? Different species, same sort of intelligence.
2012-10-15 02:44:13 PM  
2 votes:
MOR FREEDUMB
2012-10-15 01:41:11 PM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.


Mine have been cited in three divorce petitions and six blackmail indictments.
2012-10-15 12:39:28 PM  
2 votes:
I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.
2012-10-15 06:07:45 PM  
1 votes:

Wouldn't cohabitation effect college dorms that are co-ed? Even if the sleeping arrangements aren't co-ed the bathrooms are. ZOMG! SIN!! SATAN!!!

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2012-10-15 03:34:06 PM  
1 votes:

Nem Wan: pute kisses like a man: to me, it's similar to the states that still outlaw sodomy and oral sex... thanks to texas v. loving (i think, could be wrong), all of those laws are unconstitutional. legislatures forget about them and never revoke them.

Lawrence v. Texas, and yes, it's a rational assumption that under that ruling any private, adult sexual relationship would also have to be legal under the 14th Amendment's protection of liberty. A law that takes away liberty has to have a better reason than a majority doesn't like what you do.


aww crap.... loving was the marriage case, lawrence was the sodomy case.
2012-10-15 03:25:24 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know who I hate more, Concerned Citizens or Worried Residents.
2012-10-15 03:17:45 PM  
1 votes:
"I don't think this law goes far enough. Obviously it hasn't been updated for a while, but now we need to think about all of the new sex that we don't want happening. That is why I call for single 6ft by 6ft cells for each and every living thing. We can't have men living with other men. What if they liked the man sex? Upon expulsion from the womb all children should be removed from their homes and kept in complete isolation for the safety of their souls and ours. And pets... seriously who hasn't thought of banging their mastiff? I know I have. Thats why I leave temptations like that in his own shed on his own private property. That way I won't be tempted from Jesus."

-Linda Takahashi
[citation needed]
2012-10-15 03:11:20 PM  
1 votes:

ABQGOD: Wonder if there's an old law discriminating against foreigners still on the books. "Takahashi" don't sound very 'murrican to me. Maybe her ancestors violated some interracial law in the past.


I was going to suggest a surprise mattress inspection. If those little tags aren't all there, she's toast. 

/Nobody expects a surprise mattress inspection
2012-10-15 03:00:14 PM  
1 votes:
IF IT IS AGAINST THE LAW elected officials (of all people) should not do it. Plain and simple.
2012-10-15 02:59:03 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: theknuckler_33: thatboyoverthere: olddeegee: Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.  There we go.

Think about how many women and people in general who should always be clothed.

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Harry Freakstorm: Ankle Thread!

Can't post sexy ankles from work. The Internet Cops have my IP address and IPCONFIG /renew does nothing.

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/moo means moo


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2012-10-15 02:53:15 PM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: thatboyoverthere: olddeegee: Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.  There we go.

Think about how many women and people in general who should always be clothed.

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Harry Freakstorm: Ankle Thread!

Can't post sexy ankles from work. The Internet Cops have my IP address and IPCONFIG /renew does nothing.


images1.parentsconnect.com

/moo means moo
2012-10-15 02:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Why do we have laws on the books we never have any intention of enforcing, just so we can have that threat there?


yep, that is about it. They can be usefl for selective enforcement of people you don't like.
2012-10-15 02:48:49 PM  
1 votes:
Ankle Thread!

Can't post sexy ankles from work. The Internet Cops have my IP address and IPCONFIG /renew does nothing.
2012-10-15 01:17:59 PM  
1 votes:
Call me when you moral crusader nitwits press for the prosecution of Governor Mark Sanford, since infidelity is still illegal according to SC state law.
 
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