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(Sun Sentinel)   Concerned citizen wants an elected official who's been living in sin with an unmarried partner for eight years to be arrested for violating state cohabitation laws. This is not a repeat from 1916   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 18
    More: Florida, elected officials, City Attorney Lynn Whitfield, cohabitations, Hallandale Beach, soul mate, citizen wants  
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2012-10-15 01:17:59 PM  
6 votes:
Call me when you moral crusader nitwits press for the prosecution of Governor Mark Sanford, since infidelity is still illegal according to SC state law.
2012-10-15 02:55:50 PM  
2 votes:

JesseL: Some puritanical harridan wouldn't shut up about it 100 years ago and it was either pass a law or have her killed.


It was passed over a century again, but the puritanical harridans have kept it going as recently as 1 year ago.

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2012-10-15 02:45:35 PM  
2 votes:
Remember this the next time you see furor over repealing "sodomy" laws. Everytime it comes up to remove the old anti-gay statutes from the books, the argument is "why waste time on this... no one will ever prosecute it anyway".

Please. We're only 2-3 election cycles away from a groundswell christian authority. Not saying it WILL happen, just that it's possible. And of course, their excuse will be "see? It's already on the books, and has been for 100 years! It's our tradition!"
2012-10-15 02:38:24 PM  
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.

Mine have been cited in three divorce petitions and six blackmail indictments.


AIE?.
2012-10-15 06:07:45 PM  
1 votes:

Wouldn't cohabitation effect college dorms that are co-ed? Even if the sleeping arrangements aren't co-ed the bathrooms are. ZOMG! SIN!! SATAN!!!

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2012-10-15 03:46:33 PM  
1 votes:
Listen this needs to be said more. MIND. YOUR. OWN. DAMN. BUSINESS. for farks sakes.
2012-10-15 03:44:04 PM  
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Why do we have laws on the books we never have any intention of enforcing, just so we can have that threat there?


It's the American way. Make everything illegal and prosecute selectively.
2012-10-15 03:00:51 PM  
1 votes:
This does remind me; it has been awhile since I last remember seeing a submission on the all of the zany state laws still on the books.

/In Marshalltown, Iowa, it is illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.
2012-10-15 02:55:48 PM  
1 votes:
What is the odds on Linda Takahashi being a small government type.
2012-10-15 02:53:56 PM  
1 votes:
In other news, Florida still has a law against living in sin. Also criminal offenses: living in open adultery, any "unnatural and lascivious act" (even private), and not telling your parents if you're "sexted".
2012-10-15 02:51:41 PM  
1 votes:
Can I get my ex-wife stoned to death for cheating while we were married?
2012-10-15 02:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Why do we have laws on the books we never have any intention of enforcing, just so we can have that threat there?


yep, that is about it. They can be usefl for selective enforcement of people you don't like.
2012-10-15 02:48:49 PM  
1 votes:
Ankle Thread!

Can't post sexy ankles from work. The Internet Cops have my IP address and IPCONFIG /renew does nothing.
2012-10-15 02:47:51 PM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: Christ... that's just up the road from friggin' Miami beach. Shouldn't she be more worries about illegals and gays?

m1ke: This woman sounds like kind of a dick.

Ayup!


The man is gay.
2012-10-15 02:46:11 PM  
1 votes:
Why do we have laws on the books we never have any intention of enforcing, just so we can have that threat there?
2012-10-15 02:45:01 PM  
1 votes:
This would give them standing to sue in court over the law, but old laws should be removed from the books anyways. I want to tie my pet alligator to a fire hydrant.
2012-10-15 02:43:19 PM  
1 votes:

olddeegee: Cythraul: I also want legislation against women wearing clothing that shows their ankles. Those sexy ankles, they're responsible for all the debauchery in the world.  There we go.


Think about how many women and people in general who should always be clothed.
2012-10-15 01:07:03 PM  
1 votes:
Why not? If it's good enough for the gays, its good enough for the straights.

/waiting for divorce to be outlawed
 
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