LemSkroob: Too bad his cable car's wire didn't snap and sending it careening down the hill towards the harbor, slamming into a class of 4th graders on a field trip before breaking through the guardrails and into the water.
LesserEvil: Paging NakedReporta and his soaking shoes...
funk_soul_bubby: So he peed in both shoes?
Cyberluddite: He is to baseball announcing as Mitt Romney is to politics--an untalented, privileged prick who got where he is solely because of the luck of being born the son of a famous and much more talented dad. I'm not surprised that he pissed in a Farker's shoes just to be an asshole.
LemSkroob: IAmRight: LemSkroob: Too bad his cable car's wire didn't snap and sending it careening down the hill towards the harbor, slamming into a class of 4th graders on a field trip before breaking through the guardrails and into the water.I find this offensive only because you randomly needed 4th graders to get hit. Can't they just watch as he goes by and cheer?Not random at all. This way, whenever someone thinks of Joe Buck, they also think of all those 4th graders that died at the same time. Then, Joe Buck would be forever associated with a horrific tragedy.
Mrtraveler01: when they're not making typos on the graphics of course:
bglove25: I think what I most miss is the John Smoltz, Cal Ripken pairing in the NY-Bal. series. That was awesome, two smart, personable players informing the audience and each other. Great stuff.
whizbangthedirtfarmer: born_yesterday: I want Monday Night Football to go back to a three announcer format.I want Joe Buck.I want Jon Gruden.I want Chris Berman.No one has died just from watching a football game. Not yet.Add Dennis Miller in there with Rush Limbaugh on pregame commentary, and you'll wipe out a few states' worth of people.
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