Wellon Dowd: My penis got stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
Sybarite: It happens.[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
Mugato: "A coyote dragged my pet goat into the woods"[t3.gstatic.com image 237x212]
Babwa Wawa: I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help
Endive Wombat: The last company I worked for and the one I currently work for were VERY specific about enjoying life outside of work. It was and is understood that sometimes, you just need a Thursday off to do some shiat or just to hang on the couch all day in your boxers for a mental break. Silly excuses are a manifestation of the American hard working ethic and the almost impossible expectations of bosses, corporate initiatives, sales/production goals, etc.My company understands that if you need a day - go for it. Because, there are going to be random times where you will have to work all weekend.
fat boy: I saw that episode of Emergency.
Maturin: A baby ate my dingo.
Harry Freakstorm: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 793x599]Ohhh Rob!"Paging Chris Hansen, Paging Mr. Chris Hansen, White courtesy telephone."
Mugato: "A coyote dragged my pet goat into the woods Operation Northwoods"
Perducci: My hovercraft is full of eels.
cochlear: " Mother-in-law's funeral".one week later...." mother-in-law's funeral".following week....."mother-in-law's funeral". The boss finally asked WTF.( yes, she did have 3, sort-of)
Hyppy: My last job was pretty absurd about their paid time off. One year, they decided that all sick time would be abolished. You just had to take the vacation time (which wasn't increased).So, everybody just started to come in when they were sick. This led to some mini-pandemics in the office and nearly killed a few of the elderly employees/managers that couldn't handle the petri dish our office had become.
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