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(Talking Points Memo)   "Ryan disavows Romney's defense spending plan" This campaign will self destruct in five seconds   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 9
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2012-10-15 11:24:20 AM
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Mentat: So Romney won't build 15 new naval ships a year, including 3 submarines?


The second Gerald Ford class aircraft carrier,coont9, will be named the Willard Mitt Romney. Its GPS will be programmed so that any time it is ordered to head to war, it instead sails to the sunny coast of France.
2012-10-15 10:57:28 AM
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indylaw: sammyk: FTFA:Ryan, along with all Republican leaders, have disavowed the defense sequester they voted for, and blamed its looming, across-the-board defense cuts on President Obama.

Sadly that is working with the uninformed voters. I had one of my politically incurious friends tell me over the weekend that Obama wants to cut the military. My friend had the impression that the Obama platform was to cut the military to have more money to spend on welfare.

I told him to be sure and make it to the polls Nov. 7th

This is why I hate politics. It's completely cynical - politicians, and particularly those from a certain party, know never to bet against the stupidity of the average voter. How do you combat that? If you resort to facts and figures, you're an out-of-touch egghead. If you point out lies, the media blinks like cattle.

Some days I wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a king.


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2012-10-15 12:21:32 PM
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Monkeyhouse Zendo: indylaw: Some days I wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a king emperor.

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me! And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists Islamists.

The Jedi liberal progressive rebellion has been foiled and the remaining Jedi liberals will be hunted down and defeated. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic American Empire for a safe and secure society.


I mean, think about all the jobs that were created when the Emperor constructed not one, but two Death Stars. Good, high paying jobs.

And talk about projecting strength - who does Obama have that can choke a biatch from 1000 light years away, with his midichlorians mind?

Democracy was a neat experiment, but like Deism, classical music and reading, perhaps it's just another Enlightenment-era meme that has jumped the shark.
2012-10-15 11:34:41 AM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Wow. The fark filter doesn't like the official Navy designation for aircraft carriers apparently.


I thought you were just calling Romney a coont. I'm OK with that.
2012-10-15 10:56:58 AM
1 votes:
Romneys plans are all retarded, but it's Obama's fault so vote for Romney and then his plans will suddenly all be really awesome too bad libs
2012-10-15 10:51:11 AM
1 votes:
If there's one thing that we need it's moar defense spending.

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2012-10-15 10:46:08 AM
1 votes:

sammyk: But I don't think Obama wants to cut the military. I think it is simply on the table and has to be if you are going to approach balancing the budget like an adult.


And therein lies the issue in Washington...
2012-10-15 09:14:21 AM
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hillbillypharmacist: sammyk: My friend had the impression that the Obama platform was to cut the military to have more money to spend on welfare.

"It's what Democrats do!"


It's the only way they can get votes. I for one would not vote for Obama if I didn't get my awesome Obama phone.
2012-10-15 08:22:30 AM
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FTFA:Ryan, along with all Republican leaders, have disavowed the defense sequester they voted for, and blamed its looming, across-the-board defense cuts on President Obama.

Sadly that is working with the uninformed voters. I had one of my politically incurious friends tell me over the weekend that Obama wants to cut the military. My friend had the impression that the Obama platform was to cut the military to have more money to spend on welfare.

I told him to be sure and make it to the polls Nov. 7th
 
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