robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 360x350]He didn't go Full Delhomme.
eddievercetti: [www.gatesqueens.com image 600x450]TOUCHDOWN GATES!
MBTAhole: My favorite face is John Elways' "I'm pissed off we won because now I can't bench Tebow" face[l2.yimg.com image 310x200]
kteela: Tickle Mittens: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Yeah. Redskins too, because that's my brother's team. I promised DiAtribe a couple of years ago that I'd let go my Cowboy Hate for Super Bowl XII, and ONLY because she's so awesome (gorgeous too), I have forgiven them (a little).Of course, if Di owned the Cowboys I would hate them even less./Saw Rivers interview, he's lost, is he?If I owned the Cowboys, I'd hire a GM so I could just be drunk in the owner's suite all the time.Also, I'd change the sign on the door to "OWNER'S SWEET" because I'd be the boss of everything and I said so. And then you guys can come over and play MarioKart on the big screen.Wow. I would actually have to stop being contemptful of the Cowboys. Don't take that joy away from me.There is as much joy in your own team making Tony Romo cry like a leetle girl as there is in any of life's pleasures.
muck4doo: RminusQ: So yeah, I'm looking via pro-football-reference for Delhommes of any type. Underrated fact: In the first game of the 2009 season, having had all spring and summer to think over his birthday achievement, Jake himself had 4 picks and a fumble lost for a TD before he was pulled. The third string QB threw a fifth INT for a combined Full-Del.I also missed a Gus Frerotte Full-Del on 10/14/2007, and a particularly epic attempt by Daunte Culpepper in September 2005 where he had five INTs and TWO fumbles lost--but BOTH lost fumbles were overturned on defensive offsides.That's as far back as I feel like looking tonight. So since 2005:Romo 10/7/2007Frerotte 10/14/2007Delhomme 1/10/2009 (playoff)Warner 11/1/2009Joe Theismann was the first I know about. He threw 5 interceptions on his birthday in 1987.
JDawgNJ: I haven't seen 35 unanswered like that since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.
knbber2: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Right click on it. Select "Save as".Thanks, now I have to figure out how to get it into my profile.
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kteela: Heh, not a chance. You'll come to our side, player by player. Team by team. It is in the air.
davidphogan: As good news, the Chargers are both tied for the lead in the AFC West, and tied for third in the AFC. So they have that going for them. Which, golly gee that's nice.
FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: HE DID IT, HE DID IT, RIVERS DID IT[2.bp.blogspot.com image 366x334]
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Okay, I"m convinced. From now on, he's "The Sheriff".
ongbok: Don't ever mention that game again in my presence.
Di Atribe: "This bananas game" gave me the giggles. I'm easy like that, though.
becksellent: Intel154: How come manning can talk shiat to the line judge?'Cause he's Peyton Manning?
Intel154: How come manning can talk shiat to the line judge?
xaks: how in the farking HELL is that offensive pass interference?????
dletter: MBTAhole: Norv Turner always knows how to get the Chargers demotivated at halftime[bighugelabs.com image 750x600]
Sunrazor: davidphogan: Sunrazor: What exactly is a turkey hole? A backwoods glory hole?Have you ever had stuffing on Thanksgiving? It's, well, it's kind of... You'll figure it out.Goddammit so much. Now I'll never look at the turkey the same way again...
Sunrazor: Tickle Mittens: Sunrazor: When has going for the kill shot on a player going down ever worked out for the tackler? It seems that every time that happens a defensive player goes out. I mean, reallyPatrick Willis injured Hasslebeck for a few games, resulted in him coming back for the playoffs against New Orleans.Well, besides that one time?/Lupus//It never is///Until...never mind
becksellent: kteela: becksellent: Linkster: Denver is ALWAYS DrunkI hear the altitude does that to you. :PHeya becks. It is easier to drink up here, but what it *really* does is it makes it fun to out drink friends at sea level.Go Broncos!!!!!W00000000000000T! Confirmed!Hey kteela! :D I bet that is fun, lol./We're rooting for the same team tonight, does that mean that the world is going to end? :P
Di Atribe: Well helllloooooo.... I got in just as the game went to halftime. Scrolled through the thread looking for funny pictures. From the absence of funny Rivers pictures and the presence of a lot of downtrodden pony pics, I can only surmise that.... *looks at score*...... good gravy y'all, WHAT HAPPENED?
FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: [www.gatesqueens.com image 600x450]TOUCHDOWN GATES!I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.
AliceBToklasLives: davidphogan: davidphogan: AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?Oh, they had a four month overlap. I thought Eli was younger than that. And I thought Bob Marley died before I was born.I'm thinking something of a Who Shot Mr. Burns kinda thing.
ariseatex: bulldg4life: When the f*ck did everyone start calling Peyton the sheriff?When everyone started calling Eli the deputy?
becksellent: Hai guise what's going on in this thread?
FriarReb98: So does Novak randomly piss on the sidelines to make everyone feel like it's Kaeding there?
Polish Hussar: davidphogan: Polish Hussar: davidphogan: Polish Hussar: seventypercent: expobill: whats with the special teams coach of the chargers?He's sky high on crystal meth.A gentleman in that state ran past my middle school, nude. It made Fark.You're in middle school?I was, 15 years agoLinkThat Fark Headline happened right behind my Junior High and High School.Sometimes one wonders how certain stereotypes got started, and then Fark provides the answer.
WhyteRaven74: There needs to be a special award for Sanchez's achievement yesterday, 82 yards passing.
bulldg4life: Ray Lewis, such an amazing guy.You know, except for the murder.
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