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(ESPN)   Tonight on Monday Night Football it's the Denver Broncos vs. the San Diego Chargers, with Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Needless to say, there's going to be more Face than in a Dirk Benedict and Bradley Cooper slashfic. 8:30 on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1516
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2012-10-15 11:07:36 PM
So is Von Miller the only mutherfocker on our Defense?
 
2012-10-15 11:07:40 PM

Sunrazor: davidphogan: Sunrazor: What exactly is a turkey hole? A backwoods glory hole?

Have you ever had stuffing on Thanksgiving? It's, well, it's kind of... You'll figure it out.

Goddammit so much. Now I'll never look at the turkey the same way again...


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 11:07:56 PM
What in Hannah's hell is going on here? I stepped away to play some Borderlands, and now it's a game?

Sweet!
 
2012-10-15 11:08:17 PM

MadeuLaTerestrian: is there some way to magically convince the broncos that it's always the second half?


Yes, let the Saints defense play for them until half time...wait a minute....
 
2012-10-15 11:08:30 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'd like to see the Lions and Broncos play. The score would be 3-3 after 3 quarters and end up with a final of 35-34


With Jason Hanson nailing the game winning field goal as time expired.
 
2012-10-15 11:08:37 PM
No. Nononosonuvab*tch!
 
2012-10-15 11:08:52 PM

Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.


That explains the taste.
 
2012-10-15 11:09:37 PM

Captain Steroid: No. Nononosonuvab*tch!


I assume it's Miller. The radio guys were postulating that it could have something to do with his aggravated hip pointer.
 
2012-10-15 11:09:57 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: So you're sayin' there's a chance...


I was looking for my Jim Carrey jpg to match this.... but I found this instead. Also fitting.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-15 11:10:24 PM

Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.


I grew up in boulder and that grimy hole of a factory was my "almost home from the mountains" landmark. Not to mention there's a prison like ten minutes up the road.
 
2012-10-15 11:10:28 PM
Not anymore I guess! Elvis, Please pick up the blue phone!
 
2012-10-15 11:10:52 PM

dletter: MBTAhole: Norv Turner always knows how to get the Chargers demotivated at halftime

[bighugelabs.com image 750x600]


thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

This sandwich is delicious! Applebees has the best burgers! Told you we could leave at the half.

Hey server, can you flip on ESPN, I want to see what the score is.
 
2012-10-15 11:11:19 PM
That should be grounding!
 
2012-10-15 11:11:25 PM
Hold the line! HOOOOOLD IT!
 
2012-10-15 11:11:29 PM

Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.


Clear Creek was just down the street from us. It was foul. I once had to wade out to my neck in it to recover an Estes rocket. When we got home, my mom just threw my clothes away.
 
2012-10-15 11:11:32 PM

eddievercetti: Don't call it a comeback, the Ponies have been here for years!


No, I think this is definitely a comeback.
 
2012-10-15 11:11:34 PM

Linkster: So is Von Miller the only mutherfocker on our Defense?


drummerville, Miller is back!
 
2012-10-15 11:11:37 PM
PICKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2012-10-15 11:11:47 PM
RIVERSCEPTION AGAIN
 
2012-10-15 11:11:50 PM
Oh my.
 
2012-10-15 11:11:50 PM

MadeuLaTerestrian: Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.

I grew up in boulder and that grimy hole of a factory was my "almost home from the mountains" landmark. Not to mention there's a prison like ten minutes up the road.


A buddy of mine from law school grew up in Golden and went to the Colorado School of Mines for undergrad, he spoke many times of the Coors brewery tour.

Riversception!
 
2012-10-15 11:12:02 PM
Goddamnit.
 
2012-10-15 11:12:03 PM
i49.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 11:12:04 PM
RIVERSPICK!
 
2012-10-15 11:12:05 PM
RIVERCEPTION!!!
 
2012-10-15 11:12:08 PM

Di Atribe: Incorrigible Astronaut: So you're sayin' there's a chance...

I was looking for my Jim Carrey jpg to match this.... but I found this instead. Also fitting.

[i.imgur.com image 192x108]


It never ceases to amaze me that someone in a suit will go out in public with hair like that.

Also, DEN INT!
 
2012-10-15 11:12:10 PM
Holy shiat, another interception? By the same guy?

/epic Riversface
//sorry davidphogan :(
 
2012-10-15 11:12:14 PM
YES!
whooooooo-pie do!
 
2012-10-15 11:12:14 PM
Philip Rivers, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0

2 INT, FUM (FUM returned for TD)
 
2012-10-15 11:12:15 PM
Zing!!! Seriously though Rivers, hit up Russell Wilson for some pointers on how to dragon.
 
2012-10-15 11:12:17 PM
I just got back from the bar. Holy cow has this game turned around.
 
2012-10-15 11:12:23 PM
HOLY shiat THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL CATCH wrong team though.... or.... was it the RIGHT team?
 
2012-10-15 11:12:24 PM
Phillip Rivers.

No I didn't misspell his name. He deserves an extra 'L' for LOSER.
 
2012-10-15 11:13:01 PM
Moutheyesception!

He looks mad. Or at least I think he does. Does having three tongues sticking out signal anger or is it just two?
 
2012-10-15 11:13:10 PM
Philupception
 
2012-10-15 11:13:25 PM

robsul82: Philip Rivers, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0

2 INT, FUM (FUM returned for TD)


A challenger appears
 
2012-10-15 11:13:51 PM
I'm Luvin' IT!
 
2012-10-15 11:14:02 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Markoff_Cheney: i love it here.
although lancer lounge just closed, best dive bar ever to exist ever.
and i am only stumbling distance from there... shame. we had a blowout last open night.

It sucks that you lost your waterhole. We had a place just around the corner from us named Jack & Teeny's. 30 steps from our back gate. I doubt that one still exists either.


it wasnt just a legendary dive.
im talking 8oz pour on a 6.50 shot of jamo.
they didnt give a fark. they let us smoke in there after the law.
i am going to miss that dive.

|ALSO HOLY fark YES.

Sunrazor: Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.

That explains the taste.


yes it does.

MadeuLaTerestrian: Markoff_Cheney: oh farkign coors plant.
drive down 58, smells like brewery then you get a bit further... and the shiat processing plant is ACROSS THE GODDAMNED HIGHWAY.
hilarious.
also, i hope they dont use the clear creek water, its laced to the tits with arsenic from mining.

I grew up in boulder and that grimy hole of a factory was my "almost home from the mountains" landmark. Not to mention there's a prison like ten minutes up the road.


yeah, i finished growing up... up golden gate canyon. that was our almost home to the city for the hillbillies.

ALSO FARK YEAH
 
2012-10-15 11:14:10 PM

Captain Steroid: i1182.photobucket.com


Want to get worse? Don't Google the bucking bronco, double donkey punch toboggan ride.
 
2012-10-15 11:14:33 PM
Sheriff - DRINK!
 
2012-10-15 11:14:43 PM
Rivers-ception? Chargers are shaitting the bed like a 80s Charger again.
 
2012-10-15 11:14:50 PM
Not a good second half offensively for Rivers and the Chargers, you say? I wonder what that ass-hat makes per understatement.
 
2012-10-15 11:14:55 PM
McGahee turning on beast mode right now.
 
2012-10-15 11:14:58 PM
Nicely done, McGehee.
 
2012-10-15 11:15:08 PM
I posted ITSOVER.jpg earlier.
god, please, i take it back.
 
2012-10-15 11:15:11 PM
They call him The Sheriff because he LAYS DOWN THE LAW ON EVERY PLAY!

/no seriously, that's what i googled
 
2012-10-15 11:15:18 PM

Captain Steroid: Hold the line! HOOOOOLD IT!


Love isn't always on time.

No no no.
 
2012-10-15 11:15:39 PM
GOOOO CHARGERS AND TAKE THE PADRES WITH YA>

//I'm kidding
 
2012-10-15 11:15:46 PM
its at least a tie from here if we dont fark it up.
 
2012-10-15 11:15:52 PM
I'm going home for Thanksgiving Willis, DO NOT FUMBLE THAT BALL!!
 
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