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(ESPN)   Tonight on Monday Night Football it's the Denver Broncos vs. the San Diego Chargers, with Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Needless to say, there's going to be more Face than in a Dirk Benedict and Bradley Cooper slashfic. 8:30 on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1516
    More: Interesting, Denver Broncos, Monday Night Football, Philip Rivers, Chargers, Peyton Manning, Dirk Benedict, Broncos, power rankings  
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2012-10-15 10:02:22 PM  
i6.photobucket.com 
FFS
 
2012-10-15 10:02:29 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 10:02:39 PM  
Lol who ever needed 45, you may yet get it
 
2012-10-15 10:02:46 PM  
24 point gimme. That's about right.
 
2012-10-15 10:02:54 PM  
24-0 San Diego, 0:24 2nd
 
2012-10-15 10:03:06 PM  
So, what's the broncos gameplan. If you're going to beat us you're not going to do it with meachum! You'll have to do it with gates
 
2012-10-15 10:03:14 PM  

Linkster: FUK TEBOW WITH A CRUCIFIX!!


Surely I can't be the only one who remembers the "Jackhammer Jesus" from "Insomniac with Dave Attell?"
 
2012-10-15 10:03:15 PM  
I see San Diego finally said "Damnit we are going to actually try to lock up the division early this year".
 
2012-10-15 10:03:26 PM  
Yeah, you may have made that extra point, Novak, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a dirty urinator.
 
2012-10-15 10:03:27 PM  

becksellent: davidphogan: Norv, you slut. I know you think you know what you're doing, but start managing the clock.

OK, those phrases together = me seriously misreading the second one. O.o

/perhaps I should start drinking, at least then I'd have an excuse for the weird thoughts going through my head :P


You'd at least be on the same page as me. I took a bit off drinking last week, so three beers and a rum and root beer have me pretty farking happy. Well, plus 24-0.

Suck it Ponies. Suck it.
 
2012-10-15 10:03:35 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Linkster: I know who is going to be running and nothing else for all two-a-days this week.

/Wanna Know?

Pats safeties?


Them too!
 
2012-10-15 10:03:36 PM  
Gruden: When you get Gates 1 on 1 with Leonard, "It's over."

... until Leonhard intercepts it?
 
2012-10-15 10:03:37 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-15 10:03:49 PM  
www.gatesqueens.com
TOUCHDOWN GATES!
 
2012-10-15 10:04:20 PM  

becksellent: davidphogan: Norv, you slut. I know you think you know what you're doing, but start managing the clock.

OK, those phrases together = me seriously misreading the second one. O.o

/perhaps I should start drinking, at least then I'd have an excuse for the weird thoughts going through my head :P


Yes, start drinking. You are suffering withdraws. I suggest you do 2 shots and 1 beer in the next 20 minutes. That should help the delusions from interacting at full force.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:24 PM  
Well... isn't Peyton's record 0-Infinity when he's trailing by more than 20 pts at halftime?
 
2012-10-15 10:04:27 PM  

Sunrazor: expobill: [imageshack.us image 383x599]

I do enjoy ancient history.

/Chiefs fan
//Haven't been since the Ordivician
///Why do I cheer for them again?


i forgot to re-size the gif for this thread...i saw one here, so i decided to make an elway one.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:27 PM  
i49.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 10:04:43 PM  
I'm just glad Shanahan isn't here anymore. I dunno if I could stand seeing ManningFace and ShanahanFace.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:49 PM  
24-0 San Diego, halftime.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:51 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2012-10-15 10:04:52 PM  
I see the Ponies have been downgraded to a Mustang II

bangshift.com
 
2012-10-15 10:04:57 PM  

seventypercent: Yeah, you may have made that extra point, Novak, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a dirty urinator.


I probably don't want to know the answer to this, but is there any such thing as a clean urinator?

MBTAhole: So, what's the broncos gameplan. If you're going to beat us you're not going to do it with meachum! You'll have to do it with gates


Epic second-half comeback. Book it. Done. :)
 
2012-10-15 10:05:00 PM  
WORSE HALF EVER DONKEYS!!!

postmediaprovince.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-15 10:05:18 PM  
Good Celestia, 23-0, SD. What the holy hell, Denver?
 
2012-10-15 10:05:20 PM  
HALFTIME IN SAN DIEGO!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 10:05:20 PM  
Go in the locker room and get your farking heads screwed back on, Denver. You're embarassing us.
 
2012-10-15 10:05:32 PM  
Fark ESPN, they focus on Manning more than the Bronocs!
 
2012-10-15 10:06:04 PM  

eddievercetti: I see the Ponies have been downgraded to a Mustang II

[bangshift.com image 640x480]


Everything about that car says FAIL
 
2012-10-15 10:06:12 PM  
OH, to be in the Donkos locker room for the next 120 minutes!
 
2012-10-15 10:06:26 PM  
It creeps me out that berman likes powder blue so much.
 
2012-10-15 10:06:31 PM  

MBTAhole: So, what's the broncos gameplan. If you're going to beat us you're not going to do it with meachum! You'll have to do it with gates


Overflow. When the Chargers hit 128, their next TD will roll them over to -122. Presto, Ponies win 0 to -122+ there's no way they Chargers can score another 19 TD in a quarter with all their players cramping up. It's fool proof, I tell you!
 
2012-10-15 10:08:23 PM  
Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-15 10:08:33 PM  
Quote of the day: "Sometimes you have to be really high to see how small you really are, I'm going home now."
 
2012-10-15 10:08:43 PM  
"Beat the man to be the man"

He forgot the WHOOOOO!
 
2012-10-15 10:08:49 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.gatesqueens.com image 600x450]
TOUCHDOWN GATES!


I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:37 PM  

Zoomaster: Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500]


Thanks, I think I will.

This game blows.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:55 PM  

Zoomaster: Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500]


Don't know about the show, but I would like her bathed and brought to my quarters.
 
2012-10-15 10:10:09 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Yes, start drinking. You are suffering withdraws. I suggest you do 2 shots and 1 beer in the next 20 minutes. That should help the delusions from interacting at full force.


After the Broncos beat my Steelers in the season opener, I took five shots of rum in about a minute and a half.

/at least I think it was five
//the next morning was not fun
///gloating Broncos fan coworker + the closest thing to a hangover I've ever had = not the most fun Monday of my life. :P
 
2012-10-15 10:10:29 PM  

Zoomaster: Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500]


A young, shallow, spoiled, stuck-up, no titted, twig of a biatch? No Thanks!
 
2012-10-15 10:11:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: [www.gatesqueens.com image 600x450]
TOUCHDOWN GATES!

I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.


www.dennismillerinfo.com
 
2012-10-15 10:12:06 PM  
I don't see this one hitting the over unfortunately. Denver won't do their part. At least its looking that way right now.
 
2012-10-15 10:13:00 PM  
So who was the designer that did the Prius, the Boy Scout Pinewood Derby Champ?
 
2012-10-15 10:13:55 PM  

Zoomaster: Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500]


her face does not match the body, great person, nice knees.
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-15 10:14:08 PM  
Ok, you only get 3 chances a day to pass this question on the concussion test, Jahvid.

What is your name?

Java breast.

No. Jahvid best, what is your name?

JarJar breast.

No, Jahvid best, what is your name?

Robert Paulson

Sorry, Coach Scwartz. He's still on the PUP.
 
2012-10-15 10:14:27 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: [www.gatesqueens.com image 600x450]
TOUCHDOWN GATES!

I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.

[www.dennismillerinfo.com image 235x349]


Dennis Miller's horrible commentary was the whole reason I started doing lines like that.
 
2012-10-15 10:16:55 PM  
This is how I feel about the Broncos O and the Broncos D
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-10-15 10:16:56 PM  

Linkster: Zoomaster: Hawaii Five-0 just started if you want to see something more entertaining

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500]

A young, shallow, spoiled, stuck-up, no titted, twig of a biatch? No Thanks!


================

I would Fark her in half a second

/and that is all it would take
//plus she isn't the only "entertainment" on the show
 
2012-10-15 10:17:32 PM  

Dinobot: This is how I feel about the Broncos O and the Broncos D
[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 122x100]


Awwww. :( *hugs*

/epic second-half comeback...believe! :)
 
2012-10-15 10:19:18 PM  

Linkster: FUK TEBOW WITH A CRUCIFIX!!


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
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