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(ESPN)   Tonight on Monday Night Football it's the Denver Broncos vs. the San Diego Chargers, with Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Needless to say, there's going to be more Face than in a Dirk Benedict and Bradley Cooper slashfic. 8:30 on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1516
    More: Interesting, Denver Broncos, Monday Night Football, Philip Rivers, Chargers, Peyton Manning, Dirk Benedict, Broncos, power rankings  
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2012-10-15 09:50:35 PM
It's awesome watching SD be able to play some farking defense well again.

Welcome back to San Diego, Peyton. Career 75.8 rating against SD, and some of that goes back way before Norv and Philip. He's even worse since those two came to town.
 
2012-10-15 09:50:53 PM

eddievercetti: becksellent: /I was just talking about seeing him on the field, lol, but NO COMPLAINTS HERE! :D

Geez, you girls and arise are gooey for everyone.

STAY GOOEY FOR KLUWE!


If you wanna abbreviate my sn, call me ari. Here's where it comes from:

arizona
seattle
texas

/first three places I lived
//probably should be ariseatexcalmar now
///slashies come in threes
 
2012-10-15 09:51:07 PM

Markoff_Cheney: so is this going to be like the rest of the season, halftime comes and they finally sweat off their hangovers and try to farking play the goddamned game?


Now now, you know they can't start playing until they're down by at least 20 or more points, the field goal on this upcoming drive should take care of that though.
 
2012-10-15 09:51:08 PM
FUK TEBOW WITH A CRUCIFIX!!
 
2012-10-15 09:51:17 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?


Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?
 
2012-10-15 09:51:31 PM

SamFlagg: Steelers Ravens Crippling Injury Hug Fest!

*cries a little*


That Hug Fest just knocked out three more starters on each team. I hope you're happy, jerk! :P

/*cries too*
 
2012-10-15 09:51:33 PM

Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(


At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD
 
2012-10-15 09:51:59 PM

AliceBToklasLives: davidphogan: ariseatex: bulldg4life: When the f*ck did everyone start calling Peyton the sheriff?

When everyone started calling Eli the deputy?

Someone broke the Sheriffs neck, but they did not break the Deputy.

Eli shot Bob Marley?


Eli decided to Stir It Up?
 
2012-10-15 09:52:01 PM
Holy hell! I come in late and see this mockery of a football game! And I am loving it! Bring on the Manning Face
 
2012-10-15 09:52:35 PM

ariseatex: eddievercetti: becksellent: /I was just talking about seeing him on the field, lol, but NO COMPLAINTS HERE! :D

Geez, you girls and arise are gooey for everyone.

STAY GOOEY FOR KLUWE!

If you wanna abbreviate my sn, call me ari. Here's where it comes from:

arizona
seattle
texas

/first three places I lived
//probably should be ariseatexcalmar now
///slashies come in threes


Heh, I always read it as "Arise Atex", though it was admittedly a mystery as to what the fark Atex was.
 
2012-10-15 09:52:42 PM
I have the overwhelming urge to fark a midget....

/I have no idea why
//Welcome to my monday night
///Go ponies
 
2012-10-15 09:52:45 PM

Linkster: FUK TEBOW WITH A CRUCIFIX!!


i199.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 09:52:51 PM

Linkster: FUK TEBOW WITH A CRUCIFIX!!


But how do you really feel? Don't hold back.
 
2012-10-15 09:53:08 PM

Dinobot: Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(

At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD


Tempe can't mount anything. Jesus said that's wrong.
 
2012-10-15 09:53:11 PM

davidphogan: AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?

Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?


Oh, they had a four month overlap. I thought Eli was younger than that. And I thought Bob Marley died before I was born.
 
2012-10-15 09:53:44 PM
"chucklef*cks"

That is an outstanding word
 
2012-10-15 09:54:02 PM
2 MINUTE WARNING!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 09:54:30 PM

Princess0825: Dinobot: Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(

At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD

Tempe can't mount anything. Jesus said that's wrong.


*Tebow. Farking phone...
 
2012-10-15 09:54:37 PM
Coors, Sex on the Beach!
 
2012-10-15 09:54:45 PM

MadeuLaTerestrian: Markoff_Cheney: so is this going to be like the rest of the season, halftime comes and they finally sweat off their hangovers and try to farking play the goddamned game?

Now now, you know they can't start playing until they're down by at least 20 or more points, the field goal on this upcoming drive should take care of that though.


then get elways ass out there, he was the king of that shiat. oh wait, he is a crotchety old man nowadays.
 
2012-10-15 09:54:49 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-15 09:55:31 PM

davidphogan: davidphogan: AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?

Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?

Oh, they had a four month overlap. I thought Eli was younger than that. And I thought Bob Marley died before I was born.


I'm thinking something of a Who Shot Mr. Burns kinda thing.

/oops spoiler!
 
2012-10-15 09:55:40 PM

Dinobot: Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(

At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD


And possibly, your mother.
 
2012-10-15 09:56:28 PM

eddievercetti: becksellent: /I was just talking about seeing him on the field, lol, but NO COMPLAINTS HERE! :D

Geez, you girls and arise are gooey for everyone.

STAY GOOEY FOR KLUWE!


ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY GOOEYNESS, SIRRAH?! :P

ariseatex: If you wanna abbreviate my sn, call me ari. Here's where it comes from:

arizona
seattle
texas

/first three places I lived
//probably should be ariseatexcalmar now
///slashies come in threes


Huh, I always thought it was "arise a tex" too (although not sure what that last part would mean, lol). :)

themoreyouknow.jpg

/I can't call you ari though, that's what I call fat aristotle. :P
 
2012-10-15 09:57:07 PM

SamFlagg: Dinobot: Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(

At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD

And possibly, your mother.


Which is more than what Peyton can mount at this point.
 
2012-10-15 09:57:26 PM

AliceBToklasLives: davidphogan: davidphogan: AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?

Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?

Oh, they had a four month overlap. I thought Eli was younger than that. And I thought Bob Marley died before I was born.

I'm thinking something of a Who Shot Mr. Burns kinda thing.


SPOILERS: It was you.

splitsider.com
 
2012-10-15 09:57:46 PM

AliceBToklasLives: I'm thinking something of a Who Shot Mr. Burns kinda thing.

/oops spoiler!


You didn't need to give me another reason to hate Eli Manning. The only reason I like him is he's really good at beating the Patriots.
 
2012-10-15 09:58:12 PM

Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(


Can Mike Trout play footballs?
 
2012-10-15 09:58:13 PM

Princess0825: Princess0825: Dinobot: Captain Steroid: Dinobot: We want TEBOW!!!!

We NEED Tebow! :-(

At least he knows how to mount 4th quarter comebacks... XD

Tempe can't mount anything. Jesus said that's wrong.

*Tebow. Farking phone...


Given how often Sun Devils get shiatfaced, you might've been right the first time.
 
2012-10-15 09:58:22 PM
Manning Face!
 
2012-10-15 09:58:32 PM

seventypercent: Heh, I always read it as "Arise Atex", though it was admittedly a mystery as to what the fark Atex was.


I read it as Ari Sea Tech. An Ocean Biologist nick-named Ari.

/What do I know
//I'm a JAF (Just Another Farker)
///Have no idea why we have to have 3 slashies
 
2012-10-15 09:58:36 PM
Highly emo Manningface there.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:04 PM
Damnit Norv.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:22 PM
THE MANNING IS DISPLEASED.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:33 PM
Mongo only pawn in game of life
 
2012-10-15 09:59:44 PM
Mr Popadopalis
 
2012-10-15 09:59:44 PM
Farewell Mongo.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:52 PM
Norv, you slut. I know you think you know what you're doing, but start managing the clock.
 
2012-10-15 10:00:10 PM

robsul82: Highly emo Manningface there.


Is there any other kind?

/I'm going to regret asking that, aren't I?
 
2012-10-15 10:00:28 PM
I know who is going to be running and nothing else for all two-a-days this week.

/Wanna Know?
 
2012-10-15 10:00:56 PM

robsul82: Highly emo Manningface there.


I hope deadspin makes that thing he was doing with his mouth a gif.
 
2012-10-15 10:00:59 PM

little big man: Farewell Mongo.


Mongo only pawn of game of life.
 
2012-10-15 10:01:31 PM

Linkster: I know who is going to be running and nothing else for all two-a-days this week.

/Wanna Know?


Pats safeties?
 
2012-10-15 10:01:32 PM

becksellent: robsul82: Highly emo Manningface there.

Is there any other kind?

/I'm going to regret asking that, aren't I?


I don't know, that just seemed really sad. Like "geez, maybe I shouldn't have broken up the IND string on the back of my trading card for this" sad, lol.
 
2012-10-15 10:01:32 PM

davidphogan: Norv, you slut. I know you think you know what you're doing, but start managing the clock.


OK, those phrases together = me seriously misreading the second one. O.o

/perhaps I should start drinking, at least then I'd have an excuse for the weird thoughts going through my head :P
 
2012-10-15 10:02:00 PM
Well, shiat.
 
2012-10-15 10:02:04 PM

expobill: [imageshack.us image 383x599]


I do enjoy ancient history.

/Chiefs fan
//Haven't been since the Ordivician
///Why do I cheer for them again?
 
2012-10-15 10:02:08 PM
Norv, you slut. That wasn't a bad finish. And how the fark did you train up Harris so fast?

GATES TD!
 
2012-10-15 10:02:10 PM
TD San Diego Super Chargers
 
2012-10-15 10:02:19 PM
Sweet Tebow's Ghost this is gonna get out of hand.
 
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