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(ESPN)   Tonight on Monday Night Football it's the Denver Broncos vs. the San Diego Chargers, with Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Needless to say, there's going to be more Face than in a Dirk Benedict and Bradley Cooper slashfic. 8:30 on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1516
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2012-10-15 08:37:04 AM
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FOOTBALL.
 
2012-10-15 09:21:05 AM
More face than an A-Team convention, foo.
 
2012-10-15 10:49:29 AM
Let's rock this biatch, Chargers.
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2012-10-15 01:39:41 PM
A bunch of Broncos fans on my FB feed were totally down on Tebow leaving. This year, they're like, "Tebow who?"
 
2012-10-15 02:10:10 PM
Pony thread.
 
2012-10-15 02:27:06 PM

Twitch Boy: Pony thread.


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2012-10-15 02:46:59 PM
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2012-10-15 02:47:10 PM
Well, we know at least one pony is a Charger fan:

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2012-10-15 02:52:51 PM

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Yep!

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2012-10-15 03:01:27 PM
Can someone post moutheyes for me? I'm posting from my phone, can't link it.
 
2012-10-15 03:05:23 PM

davidphogan: Can someone post moutheyes for me? I'm posting from my phone, can't link it.


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2012-10-15 03:06:40 PM
My Little Peyton, My Little Peyton
Isn't last a lovely place
My Little Peyton, My Little Peyton
Everywhere you go, a Manning face
Running and tripping; vertebrae slipping
Watching the sack unfold
My Little Peyton, My Little Peyton
Wish your line didn't have to hold
......................................
No sign of receivers in sight
My Little Peyton, My Little Peyton
Throwing dragons all through the night
Throwing dragons all through the night
 
2012-10-15 03:06:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: davidphogan: Can someone post moutheyes for me? I'm posting from my phone, can't link it.

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WTF?! I need a drink after that... XD
 
2012-10-15 03:19:02 PM
Week 6 weird stuff & stats:

I found a cool new toy last night, leading to the first few entries.

-The AFC East currently features a 4-way tie for first place with all teams holding 3-3 records. This is the first time that has happened since the divisions were realigned in 2002, and only the second time it has ever occurred.
-The only other time? 1987, also in the AFC East (Bills, Colts, Patriots, and Jets all were 3-3, Dolphins were 2-4).
-The Cleveland Browns became the last team to notch a win on Sunday, marking the first time since 1990 that every NFL team got into the win column by Week 6. To put that into a bit more perspective, in 1990 there were only 28 teams in the league, Houston still had the Oilers, and Los Angeles had two teams.
-Yesterday's game between the Rams and Dolphins was interesting in a couple of ways. First, the Dolphins winning allowed the aforementioned 4-way tie atop the AFC East, but had the Rams won it would have caused a 4-way tie (at 4-2) in the NFC West.
-Second, coming into the game the Rams had allowed only 2 passing TDs all season, while Miami had scored only 2. The Dolphins managed to double both of those numbers as Ryan Tannehill threw for two more.
-The Baltimore Ravens allowed back-to-back 200+ yard rushing performances for the first time in the franchise's history, dating back to the 1996 season.
-Meanwhile, the Atlanta Falcons are 6-0 for the first time in their franchise history, dating all the way back to 1966.
-Perhaps not surprisingly, the top 5 passing performances so far this week (in yardage) all came in losing efforts.
-Completely surprising, however, is Andy Dalton & Christian Ponder showing up on that list.
-While his career only spans 6 games thus far, Russell Wilson did notch career highs in passing yardage, yards/attempt, touchdowns, and QB rating on Sunday.
-After 5 weeks, both Oakland's and Detroit's defenses had failed to notch a single interception. The Raiders had 3 and the Lions notched 2 in Week 6.
-With the 49ers getting blown out and Seattle surrendering 23 to the Pats, the stingiest defense (points allowed/game) in the league now belongs to the Chicago Bears.
-The Tennessee Titans held Pittsburgh to just 23 points Thursday night, marking the first time this season a team has failed to score at least 30 against them. Perhaps even more alarming, the Titans have allowed opposing quarterbacks to notch a 107.9 rating against them so far.
-On the flip side, no team has scored even 23 against Arizona to this point. In fact, only one has managed to break 20: the Miami Dolphins, who are tied for 21st in scoring.
-Thirteen players have returned a punt for 40 or more yards this season, but not against the Dallas Cowboys...who have allowed only 30 punt return yards in total on the year.
-This week's C.J. Spiller update: the Bills' running back is now averaging 7.6 yards/attempt on 60 carries. The next-highest running back with at least 40 attempts is San Fran's Kendall Hunter, averaging 5.5. Of the 24 NFL players with a higher y/a, none have run the ball more than 12 times.
-But your most explosive ball-carrier is still NFL rushing leader Jamaal Charles, with 6 runs of 20+ yards (and 3 for 40+, which also leads the league).
-5 receivers are currently averaging more than 100 yards/game, including the Colts' Reggie Wayne...who is on pace for 1898 yards this season.
-The Carolina Panthers have attempted only 2 field goals on the season, with Justin Medlock nailing both of them. The longer was from 32 yards out.
-10 kickers are still perfect on the season, led by Cleveland's Phil Dawson who is 12-12 (including 4-4 on kicks of 50+).
-Update on Buffalo return man Leodis McKelvin: of the 9 punts he's returned, he's taken 5 for 20+ yards. Only two other punt returners in the league have even 3 of 20 or more, and each of them (Josh Cribbs of Cleveland and Stefan Logan of the Lions) have at least 13 returns.
-Houston's J.J. Watt reclaimed his NFL sack lead with 9.5. That's more sacks than 7 teams have recorded.
-Meanwhile, Atlanta's Thomas DeCoud and Chicago's Tim Jennings share the lead in interceptions, with 4 apiece. That would tie them for 20th in the league rankings by team.
-The San Francisco 49ers are averaging 176.8 yards/game on the ground. This not only leads the league, it is more than 100 yards/game more than New Orleans, Pittsburgh, and Tennessee have managed, and more than twice what 25th-ranked Atlanta has done.
-I hate to pile on (not really), but the Jacksonville Jaguars are still dead last in the league in scoring, averaging just 13 points/game. That's more than 4 points behind the second-worst (Philadelphia) and less than half of what 9 other teams are averaging. In terms of total points scored, the 31st-ranked team (Oakland) has tallied 22 more than Jacksonville, in the same number of games.
-A big part of that could be the fact that the Jags are also 32nd in the league in passing, averaging a paltry 142.8 yards/game. That puts them nearly 27 yards behind their closest competitor, the Seattle Seahawks, and more than 180 yards/game behind league-leader New Orleans.
-We are now down to just 3 quarterbacks maintaining a rating over 100: Aaron Rodgers, Peyton Manning, and...Robert Griffin III.
-The Philadelphia Eagles have turned the ball over 17 times. 13 of those are charged to Michael Vick.
-8 teams have maintained a turnover margin of +4 or better; all 8 have at least a .500 record. 9 teams are at -4 or worse; all 9 have a .500 record or worse.
 
2012-10-15 03:52:13 PM
I would just like to point out that, for a non big-name football school, NCSU is doing pretty well in the QB alumni department this year. Rivers AND Wilson. Go us?

/threadjack endeth here
 
2012-10-15 03:52:21 PM
Lovers of Dog Fort. BEHOLD: Avenger Pugs

Also. Love the headline. Love the Ponies. Love Bradley Cooper. And I love you.

Maybe. Unless you're someone I don't like. Then PFFFFFFFFT.


Harv72b: -Thirteen players have returned a punt for 40 or more yards this season, but not against the Dallas Cowboys...who have allowed only 30 punt return yards in total on the year.


Yaaaaay we got one *tiny flag-wavings*
 
2012-10-15 03:57:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: davidphogan: Can someone post moutheyes for me? I'm posting from my phone, can't link it.


Thank you!

And good list Harv.
 
2012-10-15 03:59:32 PM
Did someone say faces?
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2012-10-15 04:01:23 PM

davidphogan: good list Harv.


I just noticed one more:

-Three teams have already played half their home games this season. Of the three, the New York Jets are the only one without a winning record (either at home or overall). Baltimore and Arizona are the other two.
 
2012-10-15 04:09:13 PM
Hey Harv72b, as a Steeler fan I have to say sorry for losing both Ray Lewis and Lardarius Webb for the year. That sucks as I like it when both teams are at full strength. At least the Ravens have a good lead in the division.
 
2012-10-15 04:33:14 PM

FuLinHyu: Hey Harv72b, as a Steeler fan I have to say sorry for losing both Ray Lewis and Lardarius Webb for the year. That sucks as I like it when both teams are at full strength. At least the Ravens have a good lead in the division.


As a Ravens fan I think we're boned. Like I said yesterday, Lewis hurts but we have people who can cover at LB & hopefully we'll have Suggs back in the next 3-4 games. Losing Webb decimates our secondary, though, and we still have games against you guys (two), Rivers (in San Diego, before December), RG3, and both Mannings. In a perfect world Cary Williams and/or Jimmy Smith suddenly learn how to cover people, but in the real world we now have a crappy secondary to go along with our crappy run defense.

So basically, Baltimore needs Flacco & the offense to put up 30+ in order to win consistently.

/Until yesterday I'd hoped you guys could get your own defense/O-line healthy, too. Now I'd kinda like Polamalu, Clark, and every Steeler weighing more than 300 lbs to be out until week 14. ;)
 
2012-10-15 04:43:11 PM

whistleridge: I would just like to point out that, for a non big-name football school, NCSU is doing pretty well in the QB alumni department this year. Rivers AND Wilson. Go us?

/threadjack endeth here


Do you even... have you ever read a football thread before? Because that was actually almost on-topic.
 
2012-10-15 04:58:50 PM

Harv72b: FuLinHyu: Hey Harv72b, as a Steeler fan I have to say sorry for losing both Ray Lewis and Lardarius Webb for the year. That sucks as I like it when both teams are at full strength. At least the Ravens have a good lead in the division.

As a Ravens fan I think we're boned. Like I said yesterday, Lewis hurts but we have people who can cover at LB & hopefully we'll have Suggs back in the next 3-4 games. Losing Webb decimates our secondary, though, and we still have games against you guys (two), Rivers (in San Diego, before December), RG3, and both Mannings. In a perfect world Cary Williams and/or Jimmy Smith suddenly learn how to cover people, but in the real world we now have a crappy secondary to go along with our crappy run defense.

So basically, Baltimore needs Flacco & the offense to put up 30+ in order to win consistently.

/Until yesterday I'd hoped you guys could get your own defense/O-line healthy, too. Now I'd kinda like Polamalu, Clark, and every Steeler weighing more than 300 lbs to be out until week 14. ;)


Look on the bright side: Your team's secondary could probably STILL outplay the Patriots "secondary."
 
2012-10-15 05:27:30 PM

Di Atribe: whistleridge: I would just like to point out that, for a non big-name football school, NCSU is doing pretty well in the QB alumni department this year. Rivers AND Wilson. Go us?

/threadjack endeth here

Do you even... have you ever read a football thread before? Because that was actually almost on-topic.


Ok, admittedly it wasn't a OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SQUIRREL BALLS THEY MAKE ME THINK OF SALMA HAYEK'S BOOBIES-grade threadjack, but a threadjack should always be acknowledged, in my book. Otherwise, you'll just sound like PhilHerup blathering on about God knows what.
 
2012-10-15 07:02:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: davidphogan: Can someone post moutheyes for me? I'm posting from my phone, can't link it.

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2012-10-15 07:34:54 PM
Week 6 Delhomme Leaderboard

Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 66.7 (3 INT, FUM)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Peyton Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Philip Rivers, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-10-15 07:39:09 PM
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2012-10-15 07:41:09 PM
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2012-10-15 07:42:24 PM

BKITU:


He's higher than the average Chargers fan who says, "this will be the year!"
 
2012-10-15 07:42:57 PM
So much Face
 
2012-10-15 07:45:14 PM

davidphogan: BKITU:

He's higher than the average Chargers fan who says, "this will be the year!"


But plummeting rapidly to earth, as we all do.
 
2012-10-15 07:45:18 PM
I like all the NFL pundits who last week were all like, "Well, Luck had his coming out party and RG3 is just going to get injured." This week they're all like, "Who's Luck? RG3 IS A SUPERSTAR!!!"
 
2012-10-15 07:45:26 PM

eddievercetti: So much Face


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2012-10-15 07:50:30 PM
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2012-10-15 07:51:39 PM
Chargers vs Broncos?

Lets go meteor!
 
2012-10-15 07:55:25 PM

4NSpy: Chargers vs Broncos?

Lets go meteor!


I felt that way during Raiders/Chiefs earlier this year.
 
2012-10-15 07:56:43 PM
If Jacob Tamme scores 5 points tonight, my fantasy team is f*cked for the week.

I'm f*cked.
 
2012-10-15 07:58:39 PM

4NSpy: Chargers vs Broncos?

Lets go meteor!


Wooo! Team Meteor!
 
2012-10-15 07:59:53 PM
Christ, there's a metric shiat ton of ponies already and the game hasn't even started.
 
2012-10-15 08:02:03 PM
Ray Lewis, such an amazing guy.

You know, except for the murder.
 
2012-10-15 08:02:46 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Christ, there's a metric shiat ton of ponies already and the game hasn't even started.


Hazards of a Broncos game.
 
2012-10-15 08:03:10 PM

bulldg4life: Ray Lewis, such an amazing guy.

You know, except for the murder.


No one who likes sea turtles is a murderer. No one whose favorite color is purple is a murderer.
 
2012-10-15 08:03:39 PM
Gruden must be psyched he has Peyton to gush over tonight. He usually has to act like Gabbert or Freeman are future Hall of Famers who are turning into superstars right before our very eyes and it's an amazing thing to witness. Can you believe it?
 
2012-10-15 08:06:34 PM
A few more for the lolz of it...

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2012-10-15 08:06:54 PM
I got $150 on over 48 points. Don't let me down Peyton!!!
 
2012-10-15 08:08:56 PM
Dammit Gifsoup, why are so hard to deal with?
 
2012-10-15 08:12:55 PM
I CAN NOT suffer through an Emo Rivers interview especially with Chucky.
 
2012-10-15 08:13:41 PM
So I'm living in the DC metro area and the local sports guys are so in love with RG3 they have already crowned him King of DC. I get that they have crap for years, but seriously they're only. 3-3! What gives?!
 
2012-10-15 08:15:03 PM
Does anyone besides Gruden refer to Peyton as "The Sheriff"?
 
2012-10-15 08:16:41 PM

INeedAName: So I'm living in the DC metro area and the local sports guys are so in love with RG3 they have already crowned him King of DC. I get that they have crap for years, but seriously they're only. 3-3! What gives?!


You've .. seen the players Dan Snyder has had under center, right?
 
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