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(WWE)   Will CM Punk again be jobbed out to a senior citizen and a bad Goldberg clone? How many fans will be beaten tonight? Does John Cena also use his special elbow tape on his hefty groupies to prevent jiggle? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1214
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2012-10-15 09:13:39 AM
Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


LOL
 
2012-10-15 09:18:55 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


LOL


Assuming he's not working, his ego is going to take a massive blow when Vince finally sours on him and pushes him down to Superstars to job to Heath Slater.
 
2012-10-15 09:23:36 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


Why, did it take longer for Chris Jericho to kick his ass backstage?
 
2012-10-15 09:30:19 AM
According to Bleacher Report, Ryback sniped at Goldberg on Twitter, and Goldberg's response was basically: "oh, you're serious? let me laugh harder".
 
2012-10-15 10:45:20 AM
what is with these guys? Snaggletoothback needs to just roll with it, and if fans really get behind him, that's fine...but right now it's about fake pyro SFX pumped through the speakers, and the same with the chants about smores.

Yeah, WCW did that with Goldberg, but go back and watch videos, the crowd came unglued when he was out there. Then again, pretty much any WWE show these days isn't lively b/c everone is sitting their holding their phone up.

Is prowrestling dying?
 
2012-10-15 10:55:27 AM

FinFangFark: what is with these guys? Snaggletoothback needs to just roll with it, and if fans really get behind him, that's fine...but right now it's about fake pyro SFX pumped through the speakers, and the same with the chants about smores.

Yeah, WCW did that with Goldberg, but go back and watch videos, the crowd came unglued when he was out there. Then again, pretty much any WWE show these days isn't lively b/c everone is sitting their holding their phone up.

Is prowrestling dying?


Dying? No, I don't think so.

Ill? Yes, and the only cure is to remove Vince McMahon and/or start another major level promotion with the funds to compete in prime time. Ironically enough, with the right people, Ted Turner world could make quite a profit by resurrecting the ghost of the WCW (under a new name of course)
 
2012-10-15 11:27:30 AM
Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.
 
2012-10-15 11:31:04 AM

FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.


links? :D
 
2012-10-15 11:35:11 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D


@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince
 
2012-10-15 12:22:19 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D

@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince


Will check this at home, thanks.

I have a feeling this will not be SFW. ;)
 
2012-10-15 01:28:05 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D

@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince

Will check this at home, thanks.

I have a feeling this will not be SFW. ;)


yeah, I'd say you're correct on your feeling.
 
2012-10-15 01:42:12 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.

Why, did it take longer for Chris Jericho to kick his ass backstage?


Mwahahahaha.
 
2012-10-15 02:49:54 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here... >.>

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 02:51:52 PM
Any farkers going to tonight's Raw to see if CM Punk will punch them in the face? Also, looks like we are getting Punk-Cena....again!
 
2012-10-15 03:04:32 PM

Captain Steroid: I'm just gonna leave this here... >.>

[i1182.photobucket.com image 198x186]


The guy in the front of the pic is great. At first he was like "oh!", and then he turns around...
 
2012-10-15 03:05:55 PM
Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.


/holla if ya hear me
 
2012-10-15 03:12:24 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.


Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?
 
2012-10-15 03:16:14 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.

Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?


Booker T.
 
2012-10-15 03:31:47 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.

Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?


No one - and that would be the beauty of it all. Punk tries to be all swarmy to Steiner, and Steiner just continues to yell at him about not being as good as he is, with a lot of bad metaphors in there for the hell of it.
 
2012-10-15 03:33:03 PM
I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?
 
2012-10-15 03:34:41 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?


OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.
 
2012-10-15 03:57:35 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?

OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.


Paging hobblekitty to this week's Raw thread....
 
2012-10-15 04:03:04 PM
ok, this is too funny not to post:

GIS for "rosetta stone box" includes this:

www.fakeshoredrive.com
 
2012-10-15 04:33:39 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?

OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.


You'd be surprised what you can do with a copy of Axure RP... 

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-15 06:20:13 PM
I am probably gonna get flamed for this, but I am starting to think that CM Punk is overrated.

The "respect" gimmick is stupid. CM Punk is an average wrestler.

I think we have convinced ourselves to like CM Punk because he is everything the WWE isn't. Going against the flow is something that many get off on.
 
2012-10-15 06:22:13 PM

cman: The "respect" gimmick is stupid.


That's on the bookers.

cman: I think we have convinced ourselves to like CM Punk because he is everything the WWE isn't. Going against the flow is something that many get off on.


Personally, I like him because he's incredibly talented in the ring and masterful on the microphone. "Going against the flow" doesn't cover his talent at delivering five star matches with a variety of opponents over the years.
 
2012-10-15 06:23:42 PM
 
2012-10-15 07:00:09 PM

robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)


Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs
 
2012-10-15 07:01:23 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs


Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.
 
2012-10-15 07:02:59 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs

Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.


Did he have the holes ripped in the back of his shirt?

He's not the Hulkster without holes in the back of his shirt.
 
2012-10-15 07:04:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs

Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.

Did he have the holes ripped in the back of his shirt?

He's not the Hulkster without holes in the back of his shirt.


Can't see it in the video, but even money he does, hahaha.
 
2012-10-15 07:05:40 PM

robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)


Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?
 
2012-10-15 07:06:37 PM

EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?


No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.
 
2012-10-15 07:08:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?

No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.


To defeat the Dungeon of Doom, he had to walk on The Dark Side of Hulkamania, BROTHER
 
2012-10-15 07:09:22 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?

No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.

To defeat the Dungeon of Doom, he had to walk on The Dark Side of Hulkamania, BROTHER


The Yeh-tay will drive a man to the dark side.
 
2012-10-15 07:13:58 PM
You see...

i11.photobucket.com

Shaving off Hogan's 'stache somehow led to this...

i1035.photobucket.com

Which resulted in his exploration of The Dark Side of Hulkamania, looking like this...

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-15 07:14:13 PM
I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.
 
2012-10-15 07:15:01 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.


If we do, the only way we'll be able to see everything is with a wide angle lens.
 
2012-10-15 07:17:32 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.


He's already got a star lined up...

i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 07:23:14 PM
wrestling.insidepulse.com

Heel Batista knows your predilections, Cena!
 
2012-10-15 07:24:31 PM
Trying to squeeze in The Walking Dead before Raw... gotta try to get a little good tv in tonight.
 
2012-10-15 07:27:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]


quick eyebleach STAT!!!
 
2012-10-15 07:27:52 PM
Looks like I will be missing the first half of RAW tonight as I have soon to be born, baby stuff to do (finish setting up the baby's room).

Hopefully be on around 10ish.

/don't miss me too much
//2 weeks to go
///need an FWC onesie
////it's a boy, so no brony stuff ;)
 
2012-10-15 07:28:52 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!


www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com
 
2012-10-15 07:30:46 PM

robsul82: [wrestling.insidepulse.com image 307x229]

Heel Batista knows your predilections, Cena!


I swear Heel Dave looked like a roided up George Michael there.

/see the Olympics performance for reference
 
2012-10-15 07:33:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!

[www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com image 363x389]


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you post Trish Stratus or Maryse pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you (slight paraphrase)...
 
2012-10-15 07:34:34 PM
alright...I'm in for Raw tonight. Though I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours.
 
2012-10-15 07:41:20 PM

FinFangFark: alright...I'm in for Raw tonight. Though I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours.


Same here. Oh, and don't forget your copy of the Steiner Stone to take home!
 
2012-10-15 07:41:35 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!

[www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com image 363x389]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you post Trish Stratus or Maryse pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you (slight paraphrase)...


Follow Maryse on Twitter, she's always posting photo shoots. Fun times.

As for Trish, her yoga school is 10 minutes from my house. I keep meaning to go and take their Yoga Golf class. Maybe this winter.

/work in the building, one floor above, where WWE Canada head office used to be.
//met Trish twice, along with other superstars over the years
///shane o'mac was the nicest of them all.
 
2012-10-15 07:42:47 PM
Wait, wait, wait. This is still a thing? That people watch? By choice?

. . . wrestling?

Holy shiat. I thought this died twenty years ago.

Wait. You guys. You . . . like this?

My. My mind is blown. I don't know what --

Hmm. Are any of you above the age of about 8?

Let's . . . let's take a quick poll, hmm? Uh, let's see, there's gotta be something I can ask --

Sure, uh . . . how many of you apparent wrestling "fans" think Hot Pockets are yum?

I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and guess about 99%.

This, this is . . . this is disturbing.
 
2012-10-15 07:43:21 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: alright...I'm in for Raw tonight. Though I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours.

Same here. Oh, and don't forget your copy of the Steiner Stone to take home!


I saw that when I got home...I farking lost it...I could hear those epic promos in my head as I envisioned the infomercial for it.
 
2012-10-15 07:48:04 PM

YRThereSchool: Tired, trite, hackneyed crap


You're adorable. I'm gonna call you George.
 
2012-10-15 07:49:37 PM
If Punk's statement is the truth, and Punk is well known for telling the truth, he had reasons for actinf the way he did. If he had been pushed down the stays there was a chance of serious injury.
 
2012-10-15 07:53:07 PM
I read today Randy Orton is going to be turned heel

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2012-10-15 07:53:52 PM
Damn that sucked, If Punk had been pushed down the stairs like he said the fans were threatening, he could have been severly injured. He had to react.
 
2012-10-15 07:57:14 PM
Please give me a good wrassling show tonight. Work is killing me. I demand relief!
 
2012-10-15 07:58:16 PM
si0.twimg.com

GEMINIBAGS!!! GEMINIBAGS!!!!!
 
2012-10-15 07:59:01 PM

clintster: [si0.twimg.com image 405x413]

GEMINIBAGS!!! GEMINIBAGS!!!!!


YOU WANNA REDNECK? GETMAHBAGS...GETMAHBAAAAAAAAAAGS!
 
2012-10-15 07:59:29 PM
CM Punk jobs to the returning Gillberg, but then Brooklyn Brawler makes the save, and Teddy Long shows up and makes the main event Ryback/Gillberg vs CM Punk/Brawler with special guest referee The Goon
 
2012-10-15 07:59:41 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-10-15 07:59:43 PM

clintster: [si0.twimg.com image 405x413]

GEMINIBAGS!!! GEMINIBAGS!!!!!


IM DOIN HIM AN EGG!
 
2012-10-15 07:59:58 PM

robsul82: clintster: [si0.twimg.com image 405x413]

GEMINIBAGS!!! GEMINIBAGS!!!!!

YOU WANNA REDNECK? GETMAHBAGS...GETMAHBAAAAAAAAAAGS!


YURIDUMP!!!!
 
2012-10-15 08:00:30 PM
Boy, don't you wish they were still playing Nickleback TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!
 
2012-10-15 08:00:31 PM
Time for the show to start
 
2012-10-15 08:00:33 PM
And here we go. Every fifth fan gets punched at the gate, the 1000th fan in house gets to win clean over Ryder
 
2012-10-15 08:00:56 PM

clintster: robsul82: clintster: [si0.twimg.com image 405x413]

GEMINIBAGS!!! GEMINIBAGS!!!!!

YOU WANNA REDNECK? GETMAHBAGS...GETMAHBAAAAAAAAAAGS!

YURIDUMP!!!!


KISS THAT BABY...KISS IT!
 
2012-10-15 08:01:01 PM
THEN NAH FUR RIVER!!!!!

/Steinerspeak fever... catch it!
 
2012-10-15 08:01:20 PM
BAH GAWD KING, RYBACK'S EYE IS MAKING THE CAMERA SHAKE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
 
2012-10-15 08:01:34 PM
Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.
 
2012-10-15 08:01:45 PM
Nice edit job with the fans
 
2012-10-15 08:01:55 PM
Punk chooses to wrestle BETH PHOENIX in a title vs. career match
 
2012-10-15 08:02:10 PM

TheManofPA: And here we go. Every fifth fan gets punched at the gate, the 1000th fan in house gets to win clean over Ryder


only the 1000th fan?

Man, Ryder's stock is improving in the company.
 
2012-10-15 08:02:19 PM
Did they redo the theme?

Still no Nickelback.
 
2012-10-15 08:02:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.


it registered a 8.9 on the richter scale
the whole building nearly collapsed and it would've if Super Cena wasn't holding it together
 
2012-10-15 08:02:55 PM
I miss metal themed RAW intros.. This club crap is awful
 
2012-10-15 08:02:55 PM
so many fans...so many to punch

WELCOME TO RAW!
 
2012-10-15 08:03:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.


What does God need with a WWE title?
 
2012-10-15 08:03:16 PM

TheManofPA: Punk chooses to wrestle BETH PHOENIX in a title vs. career match


Dickweed vs Douchebag... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
 
2012-10-15 08:03:23 PM

falcon176: FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.

it registered a 8.9 on the richter scale
the whole building nearly collapsed and it would've if Super Cena wasn't holding it together


Did Ryberg take a plane down, too, and crash it into Hoke Cena?
 
2012-10-15 08:03:25 PM
And we open with Big Show? Kaaaaaaaay...?
 
2012-10-15 08:03:26 PM
HA Show gets to open
 
2012-10-15 08:03:34 PM
Finished dinner early enough to join in the nick of time. Yeaaaaaa me!!!!
 
2012-10-15 08:03:35 PM
we start with wrestling?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
 
2012-10-15 08:03:38 PM
And 400,000 viewers just turned the channel
 
2012-10-15 08:03:44 PM

falcon176: FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.

it registered a 8.9 on the richter scale
the whole building nearly collapsed and it would've if Super Cena wasn't holding it together


Everything started shaking once ryback got cena and big show up on his shoulders...at the same time.
 
2012-10-15 08:03:59 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.

What does God need with a WWE title?


Well, most of Shawn Michaels's tag team partners wound up as champions.
 
2012-10-15 08:04:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: falcon176: FirstNationalBastard: Man, the camera guy shaking the camera to make it look like the people are stomping for Ryberg looks lamer than the lamest Star Trek: The Original Series effect.

it registered a 8.9 on the richter scale
the whole building nearly collapsed and it would've if Super Cena wasn't holding it together

Did Ryberg take a plane down, too, and crash it into Hoke Cena?


THAT PROMO ACTUALLY MADE SENSE IT WAS FULL OF METAPHORS WARRIOR WASN'T TALKING ABOUT CRASHING HOGAN'S PLANE HOGAN WAS GONNA CRASH HIS OWN PLANE NOT THAT IT WAS A LITERAL PLANE BUT
 
2012-10-15 08:04:14 PM

FinFangFark: we start with wrestling?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


Not quite
 
2012-10-15 08:04:15 PM

robsul82: And we open with Big Show? Kaaaaaaaay...?


It's the new piss break.
 
2012-10-15 08:04:18 PM
oh no...he's cutting a promo...nevermind.
 
2012-10-15 08:04:24 PM

styckx: I miss metal themed RAW intros.. This club crap is awful


Did you... did you just refer to Nickelback as metal?
 
2012-10-15 08:04:45 PM

FinFangFark: we start with wrestling?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


HA HA HA YOU THOUGHT SHOW MEANT THERE WOULDN'T BE AN OPENING 20-MINUTE PROMO
 
2012-10-15 08:04:50 PM
200,000 more viewers turned the channel when they realized he's also cutting a promo
 
2012-10-15 08:05:08 PM

ThatGuyGreg: styckx: I miss metal themed RAW intros.. This club crap is awful

Did you... did you just refer to Nickelback as metal?


Compared to what we have now...
 
2012-10-15 08:05:09 PM
yeah, i just got Showrolled.
 
2012-10-15 08:05:22 PM

styckx: 200,000 more viewers turned the channel when they realized he's also cutting a promo


I see you didn't
 
2012-10-15 08:05:24 PM
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 08:05:49 PM
Just once I would like to see ZackDown throw a brogue kick and call it a "bro kick" for teh lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:06:14 PM
We need to get the raw checklist back
 
2012-10-15 08:06:15 PM

hundreddollarman: "... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i70.photobucket.com image 275x420]


MONGO IS DEAD!

DEAD!
 
2012-10-15 08:06:18 PM
LOL at random redneck flipping off Show from about 30 rows back.
 
2012-10-15 08:06:19 PM
they shoulda teamed up Albert and Funkasaurus after Show's run in on their match
 
2012-10-15 08:06:36 PM
Scientific challenges aside, at least the Brogue Kick is actually legal, Show.
 
2012-10-15 08:06:50 PM
Fella?

Fella Fella?

Fella Fella arse Fella?
 
2012-10-15 08:06:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ThatGuyGreg: styckx: I miss metal themed RAW intros.. This club crap is awful

Did you... did you just refer to Nickelback as metal?

Compared to what we have now...


Better get used to it... it's just a matter of time before the wrestler themes get the same treatment. *shudder*
 
2012-10-15 08:07:04 PM

ThatGuyGreg: styckx: I miss metal themed RAW intros.. This club crap is awful

Did you... did you just refer to Nickelback as metal?


No, I'm still stuck in 1999
 
2012-10-15 08:07:14 PM
Careful Show you don't want to have a cornary
 
2012-10-15 08:07:23 PM

robsul82: FinFangFark: we start with wrestling?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

HA HA HA YOU THOUGHT SHOW MEANT THERE WOULDN'T BE AN OPENING 20-MINUTE PROMO


This is what they think we'll keep us from turning to MNF?

Also, he was WHC.....he lost to DANIEL BRYAN BABY!
 
2012-10-15 08:07:32 PM
its going to be awesome when big show loses world title to MITB holder again
 
2012-10-15 08:07:44 PM
btw this promo sucks
 
2012-10-15 08:07:45 PM
NONE OF YOU ARE IRISH
 
2012-10-15 08:07:53 PM
Why are you still talking? WHY?!!
 
2012-10-15 08:07:54 PM

silgryphon: styckx: 200,000 more viewers turned the channel when they realized he's also cutting a promo

I see you didn't


I never turned it on.. I stream RAW
 
2012-10-15 08:08:02 PM
Meh... THIS is a puncher.

aznbadger.files.wordpress.com

2150 psi, fella.
 
2012-10-15 08:08:05 PM

hundreddollarman: "... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i70.photobucket.com image 275x420]


RIP MEME

IF YOU TWEET ME THAT, I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE....and unlike Punk it won't just break your glasses
 
2012-10-15 08:08:11 PM
Is Show telling a specific fella to not tweet him?

If D-Bry were out here, would there be dueling 45 seconds/18 seconds chants?
 
2012-10-15 08:08:17 PM
That's one angry giant
 
2012-10-15 08:08:34 PM

TheManofPA: Also, he was WHC.....he lost to DANIEL BRYAN BABY!


And they're actually going with CONTINUITY on that fact? Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
 
2012-10-15 08:08:42 PM
I don't get how it went from yelling at Sheamus to yelling at Daniel Bryan
 
2012-10-15 08:08:51 PM

hundreddollarman: "... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i70.photobucket.com image 275x420]


Im trying to find the damn promo where he said that... props to whoever finds it.

oh, and this is a baaaaaaaaad opening for raw.
 
2012-10-15 08:08:55 PM
So, how long will it take Ziggler to beat Show with his MITB? 30 seconds?
 
2012-10-15 08:09:00 PM
Wait.......face Daniel Bryan vs. Heel Big Show

This place could come unglued 

Come on DBD
 
2012-10-15 08:09:14 PM
Santino is dressed like Ryder

that's scary
 
2012-10-15 08:09:16 PM
ZOMG ZACK RY-- Oh, wait, it's not 2011, so it no longer matters.
 
2012-10-15 08:09:17 PM
Poor Kane... he has to choose between his former lover and his new lover.
 
2012-10-15 08:09:25 PM
HOT DAMN...
 
2012-10-15 08:09:25 PM
DANIEL BRYAN chant in the arena as Danielson talks it over with SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW's former tag partner.
 
2012-10-15 08:09:35 PM
Kick his arse BDB!!!!
 
2012-10-15 08:09:40 PM
but Daniel Bryan is the tag team champions!
 
2012-10-15 08:09:43 PM
The redivanation of AJ continues.

/ok with that
 
2012-10-15 08:09:51 PM
Kane just laughs at him.
 
2012-10-15 08:09:56 PM
You didn't follow her, cameraman?

YOU BASTARD
 
2012-10-15 08:10:00 PM
I can see AJ nip...YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-10-15 08:10:04 PM
Kane, laughing like he was asked if he's voting Democrat or Republican.
 
2012-10-15 08:10:08 PM
I love that they'll job DBD to make show look good. Kane won't turn on his last partner

Ok, DBD yelling No at Little Jimmy just made that entire segment
 
2012-10-15 08:10:20 PM
Random producer yeses DBD. Hee.
 
2012-10-15 08:10:23 PM
Even Little Jimmy shouts YES at Daniel Bryan.
 
2012-10-15 08:10:26 PM
He even yelled "No" at Little Jimmy!
 
2012-10-15 08:10:55 PM
Bryan Danielson is vanilla and will never get over in WWE circusland.
 
2012-10-15 08:10:57 PM
Have you noticed WWE hasn't done the Smackdown your vote yet?
 
2012-10-15 08:10:57 PM
IIIIII am yelling at kids ringside!
 
2012-10-15 08:11:03 PM
I like that 30 seconds of Daniel Bryan just saved a Big Show opening promo
 
2012-10-15 08:11:04 PM
Stop and yell at little kids... maybe yell at breast cancer survivors next...
 
2012-10-15 08:11:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Kane, laughing like he was asked if he's voting Democrat or Republican.


"NO! YES! NO! YES! I DON'T KNOW!"

www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com
 
2012-10-15 08:11:48 PM
Lol tearing up the kids goat face mask
 
2012-10-15 08:11:52 PM
Stopping to yell "NO" to Lil Jimmy was classic
 
2012-10-15 08:12:03 PM

silgryphon: Have you noticed WWE hasn't done the Smackdown your vote yet?


SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 
2012-10-15 08:12:07 PM
Are we forgetting too that DBD beat Big Show in a cage? I swear that match ended on a botch, but damn if it didn't result in DBD making it to EC and then stunningly WM
 
2012-10-15 08:12:13 PM
Crowd definitely treating Danielson like the face, lol.
 
2012-10-15 08:12:15 PM

robsul82: Bryan Danielson is vanilla and will never get over in WWE circusland.


S'up, Nash?
 
2012-10-15 08:12:15 PM
so what is the story behind this match
 
2012-10-15 08:12:18 PM
BIG SHOW VS THE TAGS TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-10-15 08:12:56 PM

TheManofPA: Are we forgetting too that DBD beat Big Show in a cage? I swear that match ended on a botch, but damn if it didn't result in DBD making it to EC and then stunningly WM


...for 18 seconds.
 
2012-10-15 08:13:17 PM
This match sounds like a Women's self defense class.
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-15 08:13:32 PM

Mind of the North Star: BIG SHOW VS THE TAGS TEAM CHAMPIONS


FTFY
 
2012-10-15 08:13:51 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Bryan Danielson is vanilla and will never get over in WWE circusland.

S'up, Nash?


Not bad. Got noticed by, like, 12 different people walking through the airport today, something this bearded midget will never get.
 
2012-10-15 08:14:18 PM
Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's "Alex Cross" with Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry's Alex Cross

/Tyler Perry
 
2012-10-15 08:14:39 PM
Wanna know a dirty little business about the pizza business?

Pizza Hut is PEOPLE!
 
2012-10-15 08:14:47 PM

falcon176: so what is the story behind this match


Big Show is pissed at Sheamus constantly mentioning that Show's last world title reign was 45 seconds long, so Show challenged the person who defeated him for the title to a match to prove his 45-second loss was in fact a fluke and driven by the MITB briefcase more than anything else.
 
2012-10-15 08:15:08 PM

robsul82: KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Bryan Danielson is vanilla and will never get over in WWE circusland.

S'up, Nash?

Not bad. Got noticed by, like, 12 different people walking through the airport today, something this bearded midget will never get.


Well, screaming "OW MY FARKING QUAD!" with every step does tend to draw attention.
 
2012-10-15 08:15:09 PM
is it jsut me, or does Tyler Perry have a gigantic f-ing head?
 
2012-10-15 08:15:53 PM
That spear look liked it hurt
 
2012-10-15 08:16:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: Are we forgetting too that DBD beat Big Show in a cage? I swear that match ended on a botch, but damn if it didn't result in DBD making it to EC and then stunningly WM

...for 18 seconds.


Yeah, but that lead to the DBD and YES YES YES thing really taking off to spite Vince for the 18 seconds decision. If that never happens, Vince just immediately shows DBD to the midcard and then Superstars. I believe if not for the botch, we get a more heelish Show-Irish at WM with no DBD on the card (or maybe the dark match again)
 
2012-10-15 08:16:22 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Bryan Danielson is vanilla and will never get over in WWE circusland.

S'up, Nash?

Not bad. Got noticed by, like, 12 different people walking through the airport today, something this bearded midget will never get.

Well, screaming "OW MY FARKING QUAD!" with every step does tend to draw attention.


Will you shut up with that, you Internet geek? Let me go grab a beer and I'll be back to tell OWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-10-15 08:16:40 PM

clintster: Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's "Alex Cross" with Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry's Alex Cross

/Tyler Perry


I will be stunned into oblivion if there is no Media refrence in that entire move. Even for a sec in the background
 
2012-10-15 08:16:57 PM
JR, Show was 110 lbs and taller than his teacher because he has acromalgy, a serious medical condition....
 
2012-10-15 08:16:58 PM
Danielson is Hulking up! No sex tape, though.
 
2012-10-15 08:17:12 PM
No Kick?
 
2012-10-15 08:17:25 PM
oh for farks sake, just turn him face again Vince...quit trying to admit you're right.
 
2012-10-15 08:17:25 PM
This match will end in a DQ
 
2012-10-15 08:17:34 PM
"Massive upset." Because he's smaller and we haven't seen him beat Show before.

/NERD
 
2012-10-15 08:17:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wanna know a dirty little business about the pizza business?

Pizza Hut is PEOPLE!


I've worked there before; there is nothing close to living in Pizza Hut
 
2012-10-15 08:18:03 PM
Wow I was wrong

And big show should have won anyways
 
2012-10-15 08:18:22 PM
As much as I hate DBD jobbing to Show at least they let him look good for a bit, not a squash
 
2012-10-15 08:18:28 PM

silgryphon: This match will end in a DQ


And by "DQ", you mean Show's going to Dairy Queen after cleanly pinning D-Bry.
 
2012-10-15 08:18:33 PM

robsul82: "Massive upset." Because he's smaller and we haven't seen him beat Show before.

/NERD


massive upset cuz there's no way they booked DBD to beat Big Show when he's going to Hell in a Cell to fight Sheamus
 
2012-10-15 08:18:38 PM
*pyro*

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
 
2012-10-15 08:18:41 PM
Kane should swerve and just yell SHOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW into the mic
 
2012-10-15 08:19:03 PM
JR trying to be topical...
 
2012-10-15 08:19:16 PM
Kane has to protect his little buddy
 
2012-10-15 08:19:23 PM
SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-10-15 08:19:23 PM
HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
 
2012-10-15 08:19:40 PM
Awwwww that was sweet Kane
 
2012-10-15 08:19:52 PM
Awww...kane saved the tag team champions.
 
2012-10-15 08:19:58 PM
Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?
 
2012-10-15 08:19:59 PM
(sings) I will remember you....
 
2012-10-15 08:20:03 PM

silgryphon: Kane has to protect his little buddy


I heard it was 3 feet long
 
2012-10-15 08:20:05 PM
Because if you're smaller you need a giant to protect you.
 
2012-10-15 08:20:07 PM

silgryphon: Kane has to protect his little buddy


I haven't seen Kane trying to protect his little buddy like that since Hornswoggle was on a cock biting jag.
 
2012-10-15 08:20:09 PM
God Big show is beyond boring.
 
2012-10-15 08:20:11 PM
Yikes, thought that sign said "MARRY ME VINCE!" for a second there.

/*shudder*
 
2012-10-15 08:20:12 PM
LOL kane wants a hug
 
2012-10-15 08:20:17 PM
i like this kane character with an actual human element to him
 
2012-10-15 08:20:43 PM

clintster: Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?


Probably had to change it from WMD to something else because of Linda's campaign.
 
2012-10-15 08:20:44 PM
That mask really does look like a fruit roll-up.
 
2012-10-15 08:21:03 PM
These 2 are best thing in WWE since ref AJ, lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:21:05 PM

clintster: Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?


Someone screwed up on the script?
 
2012-10-15 08:21:15 PM
We find out if Cena was medically cleared AFTER THE BREAK
 
2012-10-15 08:21:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: clintster: Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?

Probably had to change it from WMD to something else because of Linda's campaign.


Yeah, I realized after I posted mine that I f'ed up my answer
 
2012-10-15 08:21:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: clintster: Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?

Probably had to change it from WMD to something else because of Linda's campaign.


GOTTDAMMITAHELLSOMUCH! Vince really needs to convince Linda to stop running for office after November.
 
2012-10-15 08:22:56 PM

clintster: FirstNationalBastard: clintster: Does anyone know why they kept referring to the WMD as the "KO Punch" on Smackdown last Friday?

Probably had to change it from WMD to something else because of Linda's campaign.

GOTTDAMMITAHELLSOMUCH! Vince really needs to convince Linda to stop running for office after November.


so much this^
 
2012-10-15 08:23:02 PM
WWE's creative department wrote two different scripts for tonight's Raw. According to F4WOnline.com, one script is contingent upon John Cena being medically cleared to compete at Hell in a Cell on Oct. 28 after undergoing surgery on his arm. The other script will be used if he is not able to compete at the pay-per-view event.

So in other words, one script is good and the other one features whatever we'll see tonight.

Just kidding....neither of them are good
 
2012-10-15 08:23:36 PM

Morrius: That mask really does look like a fruit roll-up.


I haven't seen a fruit roll-up like that since Pat Patterson won with a small package.
 
2012-10-15 08:23:40 PM
New bond movie looks great
 
2012-10-15 08:25:03 PM

MagSeven: This match sounds like a Women's self defense class.
[media.tumblr.com image 460x308]


Let go of mah purse! I dont know you!
 
2012-10-15 08:25:06 PM
I'm impressed with that did you know segment
 
2012-10-15 08:25:11 PM
The Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless with the microphone.
 
2012-10-15 08:25:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Morrius: That mask really does look like a fruit roll-up.

I haven't seen a fruit roll-up like that since Pat Patterson won with a small package.


You are a very very bad man... have I told you that yet?'
 
2012-10-15 08:25:31 PM
tanned eyesockets has tanned eyesockets.
 
2012-10-15 08:26:07 PM
So is Heyman the new 10 o'clock champion?
 
2012-10-15 08:26:22 PM

TheManofPA: WWE's creative department wrote two different scripts for tonight's Raw. According to F4WOnline.com, one script is contingent upon John Cena being medically cleared to compete at Hell in a Cell on Oct. 28 after undergoing surgery on his arm. The other script will be used if he is not able to compete at the pay-per-view event.

So in other words, one script is good and the other one features whatever we'll see tonight.

Just kidding....neither of them are good


If cena can compete will ryberg slowly fade away? Isn't cenas injury the reason ryberg is being pushed so hard as a substitute.
 
2012-10-15 08:26:25 PM
"Reigning and defending" = such a mark for that phrase whenever it's used, lol.

*START STATIC*
 
2012-10-15 08:26:32 PM
I'm suddenly thirsty for Gatorade.
 
2012-10-15 08:26:38 PM
Wait, where are the Tout and Twitter badges on that belt?

pressthebuttons.typepad.com
 
2012-10-15 08:26:48 PM
Fans Punched tonight: 0
 
2012-10-15 08:26:50 PM
Ugh, that shirt...
 
2012-10-15 08:26:56 PM
ring ring ring...banana Punk...
 
2012-10-15 08:27:16 PM
"Then you've got to beat Cena for a 4th time during your title reign."
 
2012-10-15 08:27:28 PM
I admit I snorted at the "CM JUNK" sign for no apparent reason, lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:27:44 PM
Crowd doesn't know what to do when punk enters
 
2012-10-15 08:27:55 PM
Wow, Punk isn't even the 9pm hour; he's the 8:30pm time. Also, is his punishment for last week to wear that yellow shirt.

I guess we find out if Cena is ready and going to beat Punk with one hand. Seriously though WWE, rather than popping Cena full of pills, why not pop Foley full of pills and have him match Punk
 
2012-10-15 08:28:06 PM

FinFangFark: ring ring ring...banana Punk...


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-15 08:28:14 PM
JR just called Foley a future HOF? Triple Gagne must be bursting a blood vessel in the back right now.
 
2012-10-15 08:28:15 PM
Ooh, Vince ain't gonna like that "HIT ME PUNK" sign on the screen.
 
2012-10-15 08:28:15 PM

FinFangFark: ring ring ring...banana Punk...


Coincidentally, Cena likes Baby Beluga.
 
2012-10-15 08:28:16 PM

ShiningWizard: I admit I snorted at the "CM JUNK" sign for no apparent reason, lulz


I wouldn't mind seein' that junk... fark, what is wrong with me?
 
2012-10-15 08:28:21 PM

ShiningWizard: I admit I snorted at the "CM JUNK" sign for no apparent reason, lulz


i agree. great sign
 
2012-10-15 08:28:47 PM
So....is there any chance we can just swerve everyone and have that be a tombstone under the thing and have Punk fight Taker?
 
2012-10-15 08:29:03 PM
JR';s not Buckethead.

JR hasn't yet lowered himself to play with Axl Rose.
 
2012-10-15 08:29:06 PM
Working the pieface heard 'round the world into his promo, lol.
 
2012-10-15 08:29:12 PM
Haha hit me punk sign got some air time
 
2012-10-15 08:29:22 PM

Morrius: Ooh, Vince ain't gonna like that "HIT ME PUNK" sign on the screen.


That guy needs to get in this thread.
 
2012-10-15 08:29:27 PM
Nice refrence to hitting glasses guy last week
 
2012-10-15 08:29:38 PM
When does Bork Laser come back?
 
2012-10-15 08:29:38 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Ugh, that shirt...


I like the shirt. Most wrestling shirts are stupid looking and covered with wwe logos.. If that shirt didnt have stuff on the back of it I would buy one.
 
2012-10-15 08:30:02 PM
"I just thought it was sad and pathetic how he acted like the whole show revolves around Vince."

Shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments, etc.
 
2012-10-15 08:30:15 PM

silgryphon: When does Bork Laser come back?


Either after HITC, or around Royal Rumble.
 
2012-10-15 08:30:22 PM

phedex: KellyKellyKelly: Ugh, that shirt...

I like the shirt. Most wrestling shirts are stupid looking and covered with wwe logos.. If that shirt didnt have stuff on the back of it I would buy one.


If it wasn't that hideous shade of yellow... nah, still wouldn't get it.
 
2012-10-15 08:30:37 PM
Thank you, Punk! lol
 
2012-10-15 08:30:38 PM
THANK YOU PUNK
 
2012-10-15 08:30:48 PM
Ok, so I mentioned this last week, but they wonder why they struggle. Vince dominated Punk for parts of that match. Did he ever get in that much offense during the AE? Back then I remember he would get destroyed and only end up on top by cheating, using multiple bad guys to do the work, and crazy power as the boss
 
2012-10-15 08:30:56 PM

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: I admit I snorted at the "CM JUNK" sign for no apparent reason, lulz

I wouldn't mind seein' that junk... fark, what is wrong with me?


Well sweetie apparently all you have to do is make the Divas roster and then get in line, lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:31:03 PM
"and then i punched a fan"
 
2012-10-15 08:31:04 PM
Vince punk'd you out punk and the best in the world ran away.
 
2012-10-15 08:31:38 PM
I think he should show the WM poster that features two guys who don't even work there.
 
2012-10-15 08:31:54 PM

irishman4: "and then i punched a fan"


If this were the good old days, they'd have stunt granny and kid with an autograph right at ringside to be terrorized by Punk.
 
2012-10-15 08:31:56 PM
well, why the fark did you pose for the picture if you didn't want to be the devil? that's some silly promo logic.
 
2012-10-15 08:32:17 PM
Damn, Punk going open atheist on TV.
 
2012-10-15 08:32:18 PM
CM Punk is Pro Atheism? Damn I love Punk.
 
2012-10-15 08:32:28 PM
"We all know devils don't really exist..."

Uh oh, Linda's gotta talk to the Christian conservatives now.
 
2012-10-15 08:32:33 PM
He's a monster of a man....that I would have to carry to a 2.5 star match
 
2012-10-15 08:32:45 PM

FinFangFark: well, why the fark did you pose for the picture if you didn't want to be the devil? that's some silly promo logic.


It's Photoshopped, I can tell by yadayadayada
 
2012-10-15 08:32:57 PM
Punk is the devil 
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-15 08:33:03 PM
@WWECreative_ish

Did you know: @CMPunk is the first WWE Champion to wear a yellow shirt and NOT release a sex tape #RAWTonight
 
2012-10-15 08:33:07 PM
Devils aren't real and imaginary world. Punks an atheist?
 
2012-10-15 08:33:08 PM
Right Robsul82?
 
2012-10-15 08:33:09 PM

robsul82: "We all know devils don't really exist..."

Uh oh, Linda's gotta talk to the Christian conservatives now.


If you are going to drop the belt at HITC anyhow for the punch, why not go out in style.
 
2012-10-15 08:33:24 PM

KellyKellyKelly: phedex: KellyKellyKelly: Ugh, that shirt...

I like the shirt. Most wrestling shirts are stupid looking and covered with wwe logos.. If that shirt didnt have stuff on the back of it I would buy one.

If it wasn't that hideous shade of yellow... nah, still wouldn't get it.


I like it the color...of course that is coming from the same guy who owns this:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-15 08:33:28 PM
McMahon
 
2012-10-15 08:33:39 PM
HANDTEEN!
 
2012-10-15 08:33:41 PM
It's a pic of Hornswoggle right?!?
 
2012-10-15 08:33:54 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: "We all know devils don't really exist..."

Uh oh, Linda's gotta talk to the Christian conservatives now.

If you are going to drop the belt at HITC anyhow for the punch, why not go out in style.


"Before I unveil this picture, let me tell you why Supply Side economics doesn't work!"
 
2012-10-15 08:33:56 PM
So......not the Undertaker time.

Is it no one? I'm betting it is no one; make Vince choose (or himself)
 
2012-10-15 08:33:59 PM
"A little bit of decorum and respect while I unveil my opponent, please."
 
2012-10-15 08:34:04 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Devils aren't real and imaginary world. Punks an atheist?


Yep. As he once said to Teddy Hart "There is no God, and the cage wasn't 30 feet."
 
2012-10-15 08:34:04 PM
Vince should come out, say "No, you won't be facing the one armed man, you'll be facing the one-legged man!" and bring out Zack Gowen.
 
2012-10-15 08:34:21 PM
Guess Cena's doctor hasn't called back yet.
 
2012-10-15 08:34:34 PM
Vince to the stage.
 
2012-10-15 08:34:41 PM
Uh oh times up Punk
 
2012-10-15 08:34:45 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: robsul82: "We all know devils don't really exist..."

Uh oh, Linda's gotta talk to the Christian conservatives now.

If you are going to drop the belt at HITC anyhow for the punch, why not go out in style.

"Before I unveil this picture, let me tell you why Supply Side economics doesn't work!"


I'm going to bring out Kane. Since Vince loves debates so much, let's talk about the gold standard
 
2012-10-15 08:34:45 PM

phedex: KellyKellyKelly: phedex: KellyKellyKelly: Ugh, that shirt...

I like the shirt. Most wrestling shirts are stupid looking and covered with wwe logos.. If that shirt didnt have stuff on the back of it I would buy one.

If it wasn't that hideous shade of yellow... nah, still wouldn't get it.

I like it the color...of course that is coming from the same guy who owns this:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x355]


That's glorious! Where'd you get it?
 
2012-10-15 08:34:49 PM
SAVE_USFARK_OFF.VINCE
 
2012-10-15 08:34:50 PM
I heard you say there is no such thing as devils!
 
2012-10-15 08:35:29 PM
Triple Threat Match
 
2012-10-15 08:35:34 PM
So triple threat now right?
 
2012-10-15 08:35:37 PM
In that very ring... DRINK!
 
2012-10-15 08:35:49 PM
Just announce the triple threat and fark off, lol.
 
2012-10-15 08:35:49 PM
Hey, remember the days when it was the faces who had to overcome the odds and the heels had the deck stacked in their favor?
 
2012-10-15 08:35:54 PM
God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work
 
2012-10-15 08:35:55 PM
Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.

...and didn't the Mythical WWE Board strip Vince of all his power?
 
2012-10-15 08:36:07 PM
Cena or Ryback? I chose option C: Rocks fall, everybody dies.
 
2012-10-15 08:36:14 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match


Ooooooo, so close lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:36:15 PM

robsul82: Just announce the triple threat and fark off, lol.


This...they are going to play it safe and go the trifecta route.
 
2012-10-15 08:36:18 PM
respect THAT!
 
2012-10-15 08:36:24 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Hey, remember the days when it was the faces who had to overcome the odds and the heels had the deck stacked in their favor?


SHUT UP NERD
 
2012-10-15 08:36:33 PM
Oh, and they lifted part of the veil, under that thing is the CM Punk HITC poster, you can see the same color red
 
2012-10-15 08:36:35 PM

TheManofPA: God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work


So... Punk does all the work, and Dolph Ziggler is at ringside to sell all the moves Cena and Ryberg don't?
 
2012-10-15 08:36:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.

...and didn't the Mythical WWE Board strip Vince of all his power?


Shhhh you're not supposed to remember that
 
2012-10-15 08:36:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.


Well, what else was gonna main event tonight, a wrestling match?
 
2012-10-15 08:36:52 PM

MagSeven: phedex: KellyKellyKelly: phedex: KellyKellyKelly: Ugh, that shirt...

I like the shirt. Most wrestling shirts are stupid looking and covered with wwe logos.. If that shirt didnt have stuff on the back of it I would buy one.

If it wasn't that hideous shade of yellow... nah, still wouldn't get it.

I like it the color...of course that is coming from the same guy who owns this:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x355]

That's glorious! Where'd you get it?


From the good ol' amazon. Can't remember how I found it. May have been posted on SomethingAwful's old wrestlehut forum. The sleeves fit funny, but its worth it once in a while to get odd looks.
 
2012-10-15 08:37:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.

...and didn't the Mythical WWE Board strip Vince of all his power?


WHY DO YOU SUPPORT CANCER FNB. STOP PICKING OUT THE HOLES AND SUPPORT CENA
 
2012-10-15 08:37:18 PM
WWE hates breast cancer, Cena hates it most of all, vote Linda video package #1
 
2012-10-15 08:37:35 PM

TheManofPA: Oh, and they lifted part of the veil, under that thing is the CM Punk HITC poster, you can see the same color red


It's gotta be--it's gotta be Kane!
 
2012-10-15 08:37:58 PM
Damn. A breast cancer commercial that actually touched me.

/slow clap and respect for Layla
 
2012-10-15 08:38:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.

...and didn't the Mythical WWE Board strip Vince of all his power?


They stripped him from being COO. He's still Chairman.
 
2012-10-15 08:38:09 PM
Well... this is depressing.

At least they didn't put Sarah MacLachlan music underneath.
 
2012-10-15 08:38:26 PM

ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz


In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-15 08:39:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well... this is depressing.

At least they didn't put Sarah MacLachlan music underneath.


Sarah only sings for beaten puppies and starving kittens.
 
2012-10-15 08:39:04 PM
My mom is a breast cancer survivor, but she lost all of her family to some form of cancer.

I feel ya Layla...you can have my shoulder to lean on. And my penis for comfort.
 
2012-10-15 08:39:24 PM

silgryphon: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, a contract signing.

Yay.

...and didn't the Mythical WWE Board strip Vince of all his power?

Shhhh you're not supposed to remember that


Well if no one is put through a Table, Foley will put himself through one.
 
2012-10-15 08:39:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work

So... Punk does all the work, and Dolph Ziggler is at ringside to sell all the moves Cena and Ryberg don't?


Ziggler throws himself off the cage and onto thumbtacks
 
2012-10-15 08:39:29 PM

clintster: Damn. A breast cancer commercial that actually touched me.

/slow clap and respect for Layla


My 1st thought was how pretty her mom is. Makes sense I guess

/cancer sucks
 
2012-10-15 08:40:10 PM
You guys have different commercials than me
 
2012-10-15 08:40:11 PM
Layla's mom will never get to see her marry me.
 
2012-10-15 08:40:17 PM

KellyKellyKelly: FirstNationalBastard: Well... this is depressing.

At least they didn't put Sarah MacLachlan music underneath.

Sarah only sings for beaten puppies and starving kittens.


They could have shown her a picture of divas getting chopped in the chest and Miss Kitty at her thinnest.
 
2012-10-15 08:40:41 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.


lulz, what am I Sable now?
 
2012-10-15 08:40:52 PM
YAY! Democrat adds on WWE programming. Fark off vinnie mac
 
2012-10-15 08:41:11 PM
My Subway commercial asploded. Stupid cable provider, sucks worse than Brakkus...
 
2012-10-15 08:41:33 PM

ShiningWizard: clintster: Damn. A breast cancer commercial that actually touched me.

/slow clap and respect for Layla

My 1st thought was how pretty her mom is. Makes sense I guess

/cancer sucks


Gotta admit it got pretty dusty in here for a second. Least for me.
 
2012-10-15 08:41:35 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: FirstNationalBastard: Well... this is depressing.

At least they didn't put Sarah MacLachlan music underneath.

Sarah only sings for beaten puppies and starving kittens.

They could have shown her a picture of divas getting chopped in the chest and Miss Kitty at her thinnest.


Someone needs to make that happen.
 
2012-10-15 08:41:38 PM
My grandmother is a breast cancer survivor, passed away well into her 90s a long time ago,
 
2012-10-15 08:41:49 PM
STOP HURTING RICARDO, FARKFACE!
 
2012-10-15 08:41:56 PM
The Uppix Predutor trows a hissy fit!
 
2012-10-15 08:42:07 PM
Just the Apex pooper looks pretty pale. Someone needs some more fiber.
 
2012-10-15 08:42:16 PM
Brodus Clay vs. Alberto Del Rio?! FINALLY they're paying off Del Rio firing his former body guard!
 
2012-10-15 08:42:22 PM
Jobber intro for ADR? Damn.

Orton-Del Rio for Hell in a Cell.
 
2012-10-15 08:42:22 PM
And pumpkins roll offscreen. Dammit.
 
2012-10-15 08:42:31 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work

So... Punk does all the work, and Dolph Ziggler is at ringside to sell all the moves Cena and Ryberg don't?

Ziggler throws himself off the cage and onto thumbtacks


Did you happen to watch TNA BFG last night? The tacks came out for Bobby Roooo!
 
2012-10-15 08:42:32 PM
No Ricardo?

And everyone gets a jobber entrance
 
2012-10-15 08:42:50 PM
Back to jobber-dom with you, Brodus.
 
2012-10-15 08:42:58 PM

silgryphon: You guys have different commercials than me


I prefer sky to usa honestly and yeah that breast cancer ad was a tear jerker.
 
2012-10-15 08:43:48 PM
Twitter is broken...overloaded.

Wonder if Cole will mention this.
 
2012-10-15 08:43:53 PM
Did Cole just go all Parliament on us there?
 
2012-10-15 08:44:12 PM

my lip balm addiction: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work

So... Punk does all the work, and Dolph Ziggler is at ringside to sell all the moves Cena and Ryberg don't?

Ziggler throws himself off the cage and onto thumbtacks

Did you happen to watch TNA BFG last night? The tacks came out for Bobby Roooo!


Yep, James Storm was all red
 
2012-10-15 08:44:42 PM
That match sucked donkey dick
 
2012-10-15 08:44:44 PM

FinFangFark: Twitter is broken...overloaded.

Wonder if Cole will mention this.


Clearly the main event contract signing has crashed social media.
 
2012-10-15 08:44:49 PM
This match needed more hot pockets
 
2012-10-15 08:44:51 PM
ADR by submission. Derrrrr.
 
2012-10-15 08:44:58 PM
I wonder if Brodus Clay has bandages shaped in an "X" over his belly button.
 
2012-10-15 08:45:18 PM

Igor Jakovsky: silgryphon: You guys have different commercials than me

I prefer sky to usa honestly and yeah that breast cancer ad was a tear jerker.


F U man, was not. You are going to be arrested and forced to watch 24 hours of Sarah McGloflin ASPCA commericials for your punishment! (Not serious, that would make me kill myself out of depression watching those.)
 
2012-10-15 08:45:31 PM
Ricardo's a better wrestler than Brodus.
 
2012-10-15 08:45:34 PM
Brodus has now reached Tensai-jobber status.

Someone call his momma to come pick him up please...
 
2012-10-15 08:45:36 PM

TheManofPA: my lip balm addiction: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: God....it's going to be both isn't it? That way Cena headlines but Ryback and Punk do all the work

So... Punk does all the work, and Dolph Ziggler is at ringside to sell all the moves Cena and Ryberg don't?

Ziggler throws himself off the cage and onto thumbtacks

Did you happen to watch TNA BFG last night? The tacks came out for Bobby Roooo!

Yep, James Storm was all red


One of the better PPV's I've seen in a while. Lots of good matches.
 
2012-10-15 08:45:46 PM
I'd bang those hoes Brodus brings to the ring with him.
 
2012-10-15 08:46:28 PM
Now Punk actually has to lie down for Vince? Good grief.
 
2012-10-15 08:46:38 PM
Yup, you're jobbing now brodus. It won't be long before vince strips you of your funkadactyls
 
2012-10-15 08:46:39 PM
Oh good Punk vs Vince 2
 
2012-10-15 08:46:57 PM

Mind of the North Star: I'd bang those hoes Brodus brings to the ring with him.


And you already know one of them gets drunk enough to let you!

Who do Santino and Ryder job to tonight?

AND WHAR OH RADIO, WHAR?!?
 
2012-10-15 08:46:58 PM
Poor Zack...
 
2012-10-15 08:47:10 PM
Oh great, Broski Cobra. That's sick

/no really
 
2012-10-15 08:47:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: AND WHAR OH RADIO, WHAR?!?


This is the greatest injustice of those two teaming up.
 
2012-10-15 08:47:41 PM
What did Zack do to get Santino as a tag partner. But hey at least he's on RAW
 
2012-10-15 08:47:59 PM
I think even Saturday Night Live has fewer commercial breaks than Raw.
 
2012-10-15 08:48:16 PM

Mind of the North Star: I'd bang those hoes Brodus brings to the ring with him.


static01.mediaite.com
 
2012-10-15 08:48:34 PM

silgryphon: What did Zack do to get Santino as a tag partner. But hey at least he's on RAW


Too bad they don't let him do his internet show anymore without either major editing or just flat out rejecting it.
 
2012-10-15 08:48:35 PM
I come back from being away a few weeks, and what do I see?

Zack and Santino in a tag match. Alright.
 
2012-10-15 08:49:09 PM

silgryphon: What did Zack do to get Santino as a tag partner. But hey at least he's on RAW


I keep trying to console myself with that fact but it seems to come up short
 
2012-10-15 08:49:34 PM

Rhames: Igor Jakovsky: silgryphon: You guys have different commercials than me

I prefer sky to usa honestly and yeah that breast cancer ad was a tear jerker.

F U man, was not. You are going to be arrested and forced to watch 24 hours of Sarah McGloflin ASPCA commericials for your punishment! (Not serious, that would make me kill myself out of depression watching those.)


This...those ASPCA ads get me because I have a rescue kitten that I got from a recently deceased cat hoarder.
 
2012-10-15 08:49:41 PM

silgryphon: What did Zack do to get Santino as a tag partner. But hey at least he's on RAW


Oh, and Zack and Santino were teamed up as a warning to everyone else... don't you dare get over without permission, or we'll give you the US Belt, which is like your career being kissed by Michael Corleone.
 
2012-10-15 08:50:17 PM
I would happily accept a heel turn from Zack if it means him pummeling the crap out of Santino.

Oh hey, Trenton's now advertising Punk vs Ryback for their crappy house show.
 
2012-10-15 08:50:53 PM

ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?


It would be a win if it worked lol.
 
2012-10-15 08:50:59 PM

Rhames: Igor Jakovsky: silgryphon: You guys have different commercials than me

I prefer sky to usa honestly and yeah that breast cancer ad was a tear jerker.

F U man, was not. You are going to be arrested and forced to watch 24 hours of Sarah McGloflin ASPCA commericials for your punishment! (Not serious, that would make me kill myself out of depression watching those.)


Stupid USA...

You're sitting there, watching Law and Order SVU, Enjoying the tales of murder and rape and raping murdered people, then they play an ASPCA commercial and shiat gets all depressing.
 
2012-10-15 08:51:43 PM
Love how they commercialed out Santino's ring time there
 
2012-10-15 08:51:58 PM

ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?


I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?
 
2012-10-15 08:52:16 PM
Even PTP gets a jobber entrances. At least they won
 
2012-10-15 08:52:23 PM
Put over the guy who apparently can't figure out how to pin somebody. He IS really jacked.
 
2012-10-15 08:52:31 PM
Wait a minute...minority tag team vs. A white tag team. I know vince didn't book this.
 
2012-10-15 08:52:34 PM
What the hell was that gyrating...
 
2012-10-15 08:52:34 PM
I feel real creepy for asking, but what the hell is on the crotch of Ryder's trunks?
 
2012-10-15 08:52:35 PM
Somewhere, Abraham Washington fires off an angry tweet...
 
2012-10-15 08:52:53 PM
Titus sucks at covering people. It's like he breakdances on you before he rolls you up.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:00 PM
Job Squad 2.0
 
2012-10-15 08:53:02 PM
is that Aces and Eights? Oh.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:03 PM
It's time for the one man baaaaaaaaaaaaaand group
 
2012-10-15 08:53:15 PM
Oh, great, now Zack jobs to Heath Slater.

WHY, ARE YOU DOING THIS, VINCE?!?!?
 
2012-10-15 08:53:18 PM
Job Squad v 2.0.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:20 PM
wow. bringing back 80's.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:30 PM
who let the village people in the ring?
 
2012-10-15 08:53:34 PM
You know, I like the Heath Slater group. I like the outfits this week.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?

I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?


Well at least you left out The Clenis, lulz
 
2012-10-15 08:53:54 PM
So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?
 
2012-10-15 08:53:56 PM
Just call them three count and get it over with
 
2012-10-15 08:53:59 PM
Holy damn! Job Squad 2012 with the beatdown!!!

3MB? Really?
 
2012-10-15 08:54:03 PM
The 3 M B? Weirdest group and name ever.
 
2012-10-15 08:54:03 PM
And the Prime Time Players don't even an entrance.

What the fark, man? I just... I know it's silly to get pissed about it, but it just makes people seem unimportant. For years they've made it clear that the guy who doesn't get an entrance is a loser. To have guys just show up in the ring and have a match gives the impression that it's really not important.

But then there's Encore. I love you Encore. Or 3MB. whatever you're called. I love you.
 
2012-10-15 08:54:04 PM
ha ha 3MB.
 
2012-10-15 08:54:04 PM
What...am I witnessing here?
 
2012-10-15 08:54:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, great, now Zack jobs to Heath Slater.

WHY, ARE YOU DOING THIS, VINCE?!?!?


BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR MY PERMISSION TO GET OVER! I'M VINCE MCMAHON, GAWDDAMMIT!
 
2012-10-15 08:54:33 PM
Oh poor zack jobs to ptp and then gets a beat down from crappy aces and eights.
 
2012-10-15 08:54:45 PM

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?

I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?

Well at least you left out The Clenis, lulz


Please lets go a week without clenis talk. Just once.
 
2012-10-15 08:54:47 PM
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

THEY'RE GONNA SUE YOU IN ENGLAND VINCE
 
2012-10-15 08:54:49 PM
3mb= three man band.

I'm so smart
 
2012-10-15 08:54:49 PM

hachimaki2234: What...am I witnessing here?


Three Count returning.

Just wait until Tensai is dancing for them next week.
 
2012-10-15 08:55:08 PM
wait...where is the construction worker?

Man's Man William Regal?
 
2012-10-15 08:55:16 PM
lol.."Irresistably charmismatic and positively entertaining...he's WWE Superstar John Cena". Good advertisement for WWE.
 
2012-10-15 08:55:25 PM
Political ad saying One Man One Woman, defense of marriage.

I reply

Okay, I will vote to defend MARRIAGE. Not for One Man One Woman definition, not until you get your sh** in order and make BENEFITS, FAMILY RIGHTS, VISITATION RIGHTS, EQUAL! Just cuz you find Homosexuality ICKY doesnt give you the right to deny those in love the same rights. Plus, DIVORCE has already destroyed the Sanctity of Marriage. If two people want the same rights, GIVE IT TO THEM! Basic human decency. How does two men or two women devoting themselves harm marriage more than a 50 % divorce rate?
 
2012-10-15 08:55:29 PM
FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally
 
2012-10-15 08:55:51 PM
Wow they settled on this gimmick for that group? Seriously?


Wooooooooow
 
2012-10-15 08:55:51 PM

phedex: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?

I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?

Well at least you left out The Clenis, lulz

Please lets go a week without clenis talk. Just once.


A Week without clenis is like a week without sun... you can't look up to anyone without clenis.
 
2012-10-15 08:56:16 PM

KellyKellyKelly: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, great, now Zack jobs to Heath Slater.

WHY, ARE YOU DOING THIS, VINCE?!?!?

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR MY PERMISSION TO GET OVER! I'M VINCE MCMAHON, GAWDDAMMIT!


I've been digging the increasingly bitter True Long Island Story episodes. Talking about how he was only supposed to reach for the brass ring, not grab it until they handed it too him, all that good stuff.
 
2012-10-15 08:56:31 PM

Rhames: Political ad saying One Man One Woman, defense of marriage.

I reply

Okay, I will vote to defend MARRIAGE. Not for One Man One Woman definition, not until you get your sh** in order and make BENEFITS, FAMILY RIGHTS, VISITATION RIGHTS, EQUAL! Just cuz you find Homosexuality ICKY doesnt give you the right to deny those in love the same rights. Plus, DIVORCE has already destroyed the Sanctity of Marriage. If two people want the same rights, GIVE IT TO THEM! Basic human decency. How does two men or two women devoting themselves harm marriage more than a 50 % divorce rate?


Sooooo, I was in a Raw thread, and a Political Tab broke out...
 
2012-10-15 08:56:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hachimaki2234: What...am I witnessing here?

Three Count returning.

Just wait until Tensai is dancing for them next week.


I had forgot about those guys. Maybe Vince can get Tank Abbott next.
 
2012-10-15 08:56:41 PM

RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally


Sure, until Linda wins her senatorial race...
 
2012-10-15 08:57:13 PM

phedex: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?

I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?

Well at least you left out The Clenis, lulz

Please lets go a week without clenis talk. Just once.


Hey now... I have to hear about the 3 footer then you have to deal with the spectre of the clenis darnnit!
 
2012-10-15 08:57:14 PM
Well played Slater. Well played.
 
2012-10-15 08:57:26 PM

RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally


Yep. I lol'ed


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2012-10-15 08:57:32 PM

RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally


They don't eat cows. Therefore, they are America's natural enemy.

FOR CHICKS, BIG MACS, AND AMERICA!
 
2012-10-15 08:57:58 PM
I JUST SAW BREASTICAL NIPPLES ON A TV AD! BOOBINGS!
 
2012-10-15 08:58:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally

Sure, until Linda wins her senatorial race...


Turbanz is turrirists.

Just ask the skinhead that shot up the Sikh temple.
 
2012-10-15 08:58:18 PM

KellyKellyKelly: RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally

They don't eat cows. Therefore, they are America's natural enemy.



Hey, it worked to make Daniel Bryan a heel.
 
2012-10-15 08:58:33 PM
Wow, awful lot of homely people roaming the streets of Nashville.
 
2012-10-15 08:58:43 PM

KellyKellyKelly: RevMercutio: FirstNationalBastard: So... Terrorists like Country Music, too?

India's an ally

They don't eat cows. Therefore, they are America's natural enemy.

FOR CHICKS, BIG MACS, AND AMERICA!


Point taken.
 
2012-10-15 08:58:48 PM

ShiningWizard: phedex: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: Triple Threat Match

Ooooooo, so close lulz

In this victory, I prefer my winning in my EIP....if you know what I mean.

lulz, what am I Sable now?

I dunno, you spreading for Bork Lazer's Jimmy John's 6 incher?

Well at least you left out The Clenis, lulz

Please lets go a week without clenis talk. Just once.

Hey now... I have to hear about the 3 footer then you have to deal with the spectre of the clenis darnnit!


Wouldn't that be the shadow of the clenis?
 
2012-10-15 08:58:52 PM
I just love recaps of crap I just saw
 
2012-10-15 08:59:22 PM
When did Vince start stealing his blazers from the touring company of Guys and Dolls?
 
2012-10-15 08:59:30 PM
ZIGGLES!
 
2012-10-15 08:59:36 PM
What just a recap? Where is a promo of the recap of a recap?

/tripping balls
 
2012-10-15 08:59:40 PM
Time for Dolph to sell
 
2012-10-15 08:59:59 PM

KellyKellyKelly: When did Vince start stealing his blazers from the touring company of Guys and Dolls?


Vince has been stealing from Steve Harvey's closet for years.
 
2012-10-15 09:00:16 PM
In the past 30 years, since entrance music came into vogue, only 2 WWE superstars/divas have had no entrance music. Andre the Giant and Vickie Guerrero.
 
2012-10-15 09:00:41 PM
Dear lord Vicki burn that mu mu dress, UGH!
 
2012-10-15 09:00:49 PM
Preach on brother ziggles! He is damn right too.
 
2012-10-15 09:00:55 PM
Preach it, Ziggles!
 
2012-10-15 09:01:11 PM
Awwww, Dolph's gonna have to lay down for Ryberg tonight?
 
2012-10-15 09:01:19 PM
Ziggler stole CM Punks gimmick.
 
2012-10-15 09:01:21 PM
Wait, are they setting up for a Ziggles cash in at HITC?

img689.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-15 09:01:35 PM
Ziggles, unifying the WWE! I'm OK with this.
 
2012-10-15 09:01:47 PM
Would kill for Ziggles to unify the titles!
 
2012-10-15 09:01:50 PM
Hey its Mr. Thermos
 
2012-10-15 09:02:09 PM
Otunga isn't as oily as he normally is. He must be running a few quarts low.
 
2012-10-15 09:02:17 PM
Lex Luger?
 
2012-10-15 09:02:19 PM
Somebody get Otunga a coffee!
 
2012-10-15 09:02:23 PM

RevMercutio: In the past 30 years, since entrance music came into vogue, only 2 WWE superstars/divas have had no entrance music. Andre the Giant and Vickie Guerrero.


They share great looks too.
 
2012-10-15 09:02:40 PM
Who the fark wrote this show
 
2012-10-15 09:02:51 PM
Did AJ get a boob job?
 
2012-10-15 09:03:06 PM

silgryphon: Who the fark wrote this show


They're writing it as it goes, WCW style.
 
2012-10-15 09:03:09 PM
Ziggles/Otunga vs. Ryback.
 
2012-10-15 09:03:19 PM
FEED ME SMORES

really?
 
2012-10-15 09:03:26 PM

RevMercutio: In the past 30 years, since entrance music came into vogue, only 2 WWE superstars/divas have had no entrance music. Andre the Giant and Vickie Guerrero.


Kozlov went for a few months before getting entrance music, but then they decided to give him some.

And really? The Big Hungry? They're really gonna go with that?
 
2012-10-15 09:03:33 PM
AJ Looking might fine...

FEED ME AJ!
 
2012-10-15 09:03:45 PM
Tennessee, you so marky.
 
2012-10-15 09:03:54 PM
Can't wait for TNA on thursday
 
2012-10-15 09:03:58 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: RevMercutio: In the past 30 years, since entrance music came into vogue, only 2 WWE superstars/divas have had no entrance music. Andre the Giant and Vickie Guerrero.

Kozlov went for a few months before getting entrance music, but then they decided to give him some.

And really? The Big Hungry? They're really gonna go with that?


That cannot go away fast enough!!
 
2012-10-15 09:04:04 PM

MagSeven: Did AJ get a boob job?


I hope not. I'm hoping it was just a pushup bra.
 
2012-10-15 09:04:07 PM
Oh ffs ziggles is going to have to job to this ahole...and with a tag team partner

UGH
 
2012-10-15 09:04:08 PM
Relax guys...Ziggles isn't gonna job to Ryberg...He's gonna run and leave The Totalblackage to get pinned
 
2012-10-15 09:04:15 PM
Big Hungry?

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-15 09:04:40 PM

silgryphon: Can't wait for TNA on thursday


What, so we can get D-Von Dudley, evil heel?
 
2012-10-15 09:04:40 PM
Wow, fat fans chanting FEED ME MORE!
 
2012-10-15 09:04:47 PM
Ziggles had better get a title somewhere down the road for this travesty
 
2012-10-15 09:05:02 PM
Please don't have Ziggles job to Ryback
 
2012-10-15 09:05:07 PM
Even redneck marks are chanting GOLDBERG, lol.
 
2012-10-15 09:05:22 PM

clintster: Wait, are they setting up for a Ziggles cash in at HITC?

[img689.imageshack.us image 379x214]


Another 45 second reign for Big Show would be awesome.
 
2012-10-15 09:05:22 PM
FEED ME SENSIBLE PORTIONS! FEED ME SENSIBLE PORTIONS!
 
2012-10-15 09:05:43 PM
No one better to make Ryback look good than Ziggler.
 
2012-10-15 09:05:45 PM

FinFangFark: Relax guys...Ziggles isn't gonna job to Ryberg...He's gonna run and leave The Totalblackage to get pinned


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WIZARD!!!!
 
2012-10-15 09:05:48 PM

FinFangFark: Relax guys...Ziggles isn't gonna job to Ryberg...He's gonna run and leave The Totalblackage to get pinned


You're a wizARD
 
2012-10-15 09:05:51 PM
At least Ziggles isn't gonna have to lie down for Ryberg.
 
2012-10-15 09:05:59 PM
lol Ryback... man... I can't believe this shiat.
 
2012-10-15 09:05:59 PM

my lip balm addiction: Please don't have Ziggles job to Ryback


He left.
 
2012-10-15 09:06:07 PM

FinFangFark: Relax guys...Ziggles isn't gonna job to Ryberg...He's gonna run and leave The Totalblackage to get pinned


WIZARD!
 
2012-10-15 09:06:09 PM

FinFangFark: Relax guys...Ziggles isn't gonna job to Ryberg...He's gonna run and leave The Totalblackage to get pinned


Just take the damn wizard hat, whydontcha?
 
2012-10-15 09:06:15 PM
(puts on wizard hat)

Yep...
 
2012-10-15 09:06:24 PM
Ryback - The Bastard child of Goldberg and Heidenreich.
 
2012-10-15 09:06:25 PM
Ryback has pink eye again
 
2012-10-15 09:06:58 PM
Hey, they're up to 37.37 (repeating) percent of the crowd chanting for him.
 
2012-10-15 09:07:02 PM
Vince watching Ryback with a hand in his pocket. No shiat.
 
2012-10-15 09:07:03 PM
Ryback is getting over. I like him
 
2012-10-15 09:07:12 PM
Anyone feel Ryback is like that old man who did all the dirty work in Breaking Bad? The one who had his ear shot while covered in chicken batter?
 
2012-10-15 09:07:13 PM
Vince with the BAstar logo in the background? lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:07:23 PM

Gunny Highway: Ziggles had better get a title somewhere down the road for this travesty


FARK HIM, HE'S ALREADY HELD A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPSIONHIP AND YOU FANS DIDN'T GIVE A FARK!  

/stupid Vince
 
2012-10-15 09:07:31 PM
Man, Vince still sporting the shiner.
 
2012-10-15 09:07:47 PM

silgryphon: Ryback has pink eye again


The Rybergfan club approves
www.minivanorclowncar.com
 
2012-10-15 09:07:52 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Hey, they're up to 37.37 (repeating) percent of the crowd chanting for him.


In a row?
 
2012-10-15 09:08:36 PM
I missed Paul Heyman. I really did. It's amazing just how good he is at his job.
 
2012-10-15 09:08:40 PM
Gonna be Vince vs. Paul
 
2012-10-15 09:08:43 PM
This was last week
 
2012-10-15 09:09:07 PM
Vince vs. Heyman.

NOW I know why he had the hand in his pocket.
 
2012-10-15 09:09:29 PM
Quit whining, Striker!
 
2012-10-15 09:09:34 PM

ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul


www.mathwizardsatwork.com
 
2012-10-15 09:09:43 PM
He loves him.
 
2012-10-15 09:09:56 PM
Never say crazy or nuts around AJ
 
2012-10-15 09:09:57 PM

irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him


Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.
 
2012-10-15 09:10:14 PM
man that outfit aj is wearing looks stupid.
 
2012-10-15 09:10:26 PM
Matt Stryker coming out of retirement?
 
2012-10-15 09:10:35 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.


YUP YUP
 
2012-10-15 09:10:44 PM

silgryphon: Never say crazy or nuts around AJ


Mmmmmmm, crazy nuts.
 
2012-10-15 09:10:45 PM

ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul


Paul has to hit Mr. McMahon with a cell phone then realize that new cell phones don't work that well.
 
2012-10-15 09:10:54 PM

Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.


Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.
 
2012-10-15 09:10:58 PM
Does Striker remember how to back bump... a lot? Find out later tonight!
 
2012-10-15 09:11:10 PM

phedex: man that outfit aj is wearing looks stupid.


Agreed. It needs to go.
 
2012-10-15 09:11:34 PM
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2012-10-15 09:12:05 PM

ThatGuyGreg: phedex: man that outfit aj is wearing looks stupid.

Agreed. It needs to go.


End the PG Era right. Nekkid AJ FTW
 
2012-10-15 09:12:06 PM

clintster: ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul

[www.mathwizardsatwork.com image 225x225]


roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-15 09:12:13 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul

Paul has to hit Mr. McMahon with a cell phone then realize that new cell phones don't work that well.


Vince wouldn't do that spot unless apple paid for product placement/
 
2012-10-15 09:12:15 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul

Paul has to hit Mr. McMahon with a cell phone then realize that new cell phones don't work that well.


He'll definitely have to upgrade to an iPad. At least.
 
2012-10-15 09:12:21 PM

clintster: ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul

[www.mathwizardsatwork.com image 225x225]


Already got one thanks...

i1263.photobucket.com

lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:12:28 PM

ThatGuyGreg: phedex: man that outfit aj is wearing looks stupid.

Agreed. It needs to go.


...on the floor next to your bed YES WE KNOW.
 
2012-10-15 09:12:39 PM

irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.


I worked for Brock Lesnar.
 
2012-10-15 09:13:15 PM

Morrius: irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.

I worked for Brock Lesnar.


as a Jimmy John's gofer?
 
2012-10-15 09:13:16 PM
It worked for Brock Lesnar.

/fark you, autocorrect.
 
2012-10-15 09:13:39 PM

Morrius: irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.

I worked for Brock Lesnar.


Did you now? What was your role? His dietician?
 
2012-10-15 09:13:56 PM
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-10-15 09:14:35 PM

KellyKellyKelly: ThatGuyGreg: phedex: man that outfit aj is wearing looks stupid.

Agreed. It needs to go.

...on the floor next to your bed YES WE KNOW.


lulz, I promise her entire GM wardrobe is from Wet Seal. Only place that carries that stuff in petite sizes. Half my closet is from there
 
2012-10-15 09:14:39 PM
Tebow is a wrestling fan? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2012-10-15 09:14:43 PM

irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.


Yeah, I don't know. I just like the guys (face or heel) who have a personality and can work the the mic as well as they work in the ring. Just my opinion.
 
2012-10-15 09:14:46 PM
Oh, Claudio. This is not working.
 
2012-10-15 09:14:55 PM
assets.diylol.com

U mad face?
 
2012-10-15 09:14:55 PM
fark you so hard for hanging with the Jets, Cena. Go pose for some pictures with Jeter.
 
2012-10-15 09:15:03 PM

Morrius: irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.

I worked for Brock Lesnar.


He got over because Heyman did the talking for him. Plus he was wrestling when we could still have spots like throwing a one legged man in a wheel chair down the stairs or beating that man bloody in front of his mother.
 
2012-10-15 09:15:18 PM
Are they giving jobber entrances to everyone tonight?
 
2012-10-15 09:15:21 PM
Your US Champ, not!ChrisHero.
 
2012-10-15 09:15:23 PM

silgryphon: Tebow is a wrestling fan? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


He's a male adult virgin. OF COURSE he's a John Cena fan.
 
2012-10-15 09:15:30 PM
I am the tag team champions!
 
2012-10-15 09:15:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: Gonna be Vince vs. Paul

Paul has to hit Mr. McMahon with a cell phone then realize that new cell phones don't work that well.

Vince wouldn't do that spot unless apple paid for product placement/



It would be awesome though.
 
2012-10-15 09:16:06 PM
Thanks for coming Justin. Go join slaters group
 
2012-10-15 09:16:07 PM
ARMBAR~!~

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-15 09:16:24 PM

MagSeven: Morrius: irishman4: Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: Ryback is getting over. I like him

Why? He's a goldberg clone that presumably they won't let anywhere near a mic.

Thats the point. He doesn't need to talk. He just beats the hell out of everyone.

I worked for Brock Lesnar.

He got over because Heyman did the talking for him. Plus he was wrestling when we could still have spots like throwing a one legged man in a wheel chair down the stairs or beating that man bloody in front of his mother.


Honestly, I think it was more debuting and destroying the beloved Hardy Boyzzzzzz that got him off on the right food. And Heyman.
 
2012-10-15 09:16:51 PM
In English... take an Orton
In French... pause salle de bain
In Italian... bagno pausa
In German... Pinkelpause
In Esperanto...banejo rompo
 
2012-10-15 09:17:12 PM
"Amazing tendon strength"

Now THAT'S old school.
 
2012-10-15 09:17:17 PM
Redneck Crowd Chants USA.

Doesn't Realize Justin Gabriel's from South Africa.
 
2012-10-15 09:17:19 PM
I think cesaro is the shiat, but I'm not sold on his gimick. Love his matches though.
 
2012-10-15 09:18:26 PM
Quoting my brother "Tebow no-sells passing like Cena no-sells everything"

/lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:18:33 PM

Rhames: ARMBAR~!~

[25.media.tumblr.com image 342x342]


+1
 
2012-10-15 09:18:56 PM
So close Justin, so close
 
2012-10-15 09:18:58 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Redneck Crowd Chants USA.

Doesn't Realize Justin Gabriel's from South Africa.


mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-10-15 09:19:03 PM
Wow, way to botch Cole
 
2012-10-15 09:19:20 PM
I honestly don't think that was a botch. I think that was a planned spot.

AND HOLY farkING SWISS DEATH!
 
2012-10-15 09:19:25 PM
Not exactly as coordinated as HBK/Benjamin
 
2012-10-15 09:19:46 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-15 09:20:27 PM
Damn, gabriel sold that clothesline
 
2012-10-15 09:20:54 PM
He knows how to hit the uppercut at the right time to make it look vicious.
 
2012-10-15 09:21:15 PM
Shu the fark up JR - this douche is no where near as good a USA champ as MVP was, just for one.
 
2012-10-15 09:22:16 PM

my lip balm addiction: Shu the fark up JR - this douche is no where near as good a USA champ as MVP was, just for one.


Well, it's not like they can talk about Mr. Pillow's runs with the US belt.
 
2012-10-15 09:22:19 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Hipster Jericho invented Alcohol. And the Armbar
 
2012-10-15 09:23:32 PM

Rhames: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Hipster Jericho invented Alcohol. And the Armbar


Howbout the gimmicked bottle botch?
 
2012-10-15 09:23:58 PM
James bond cologne, makes you smell like gunpowder and sex
 
2012-10-15 09:24:11 PM
I miss Raven. I wonder how he was discovered.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-15 09:24:56 PM

Rhames: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Hipster Jericho invented Alcohol. And the Armbar


The Ayatollah of Alcohola?
 
2012-10-15 09:24:58 PM
I would love to see Striker win one here
 
2012-10-15 09:25:06 PM
Using a Fozzy song as the official theme, because they won't be using Jericho again for a long while.
 
2012-10-15 09:25:06 PM
Hahaaha - rocking the Fozzy!
 
2012-10-15 09:25:40 PM
Fozzy did the official hitc song...heh
 
2012-10-15 09:26:00 PM

silgryphon: I would love to see Striker win one here


Well give it a minute and Big Show will set that up for ya I'm sure
 
2012-10-15 09:26:09 PM
Wy does Kane still use the welder's mask?

Hey, Matt Stryker. Why not have Josh Matthews ask him inappropriate questions?
 
2012-10-15 09:26:20 PM
Oooh, I spy Pretty Ref!
 
2012-10-15 09:26:33 PM
Kane needs to get beat up and then have a wild DBD come to help out
 
2012-10-15 09:27:09 PM

TheManofPA: Kane needs to get beat up and then have a wild DBD come to help out


And then a long hug, followed by blowing in Kane's ear.
 
2012-10-15 09:27:10 PM
Damn, Stryker's head bounced off the mat there.
 
2012-10-15 09:27:29 PM
Where did Matt Striker wrestle?
 
2012-10-15 09:27:29 PM
THINK ABOUT HAROLD!
 
2012-10-15 09:28:10 PM
The WWE Universe doesn't want legitimate competition!

Vince made sure of that!
 
2012-10-15 09:28:13 PM

silgryphon: Where did Matt Striker wrestle?


nXt where was actually worse than some of the jobbers there
 
2012-10-15 09:28:16 PM
Aw, Kane, did you get into the raspberry jam before this match?
 
2012-10-15 09:28:27 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2012-10-15 09:28:29 PM
His mask looks like someone melted a red candle on his head.
 
2012-10-15 09:28:31 PM
And we have a valiant attempt at a Mindless Carnage chant. Good try guys, but the mouthbreathers are strong in this crowd.
 
2012-10-15 09:28:32 PM
Are... are the fans shouting "mindless garbage"?
 
2012-10-15 09:29:01 PM
See, Bryan should run out and be jealous of Stryker being hugged.
 
2012-10-15 09:29:14 PM

Rhames: [ct.fra.bz image 600x353]

Twice

 
2012-10-15 09:29:25 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Aw, Kane, did you get into the raspberry jam before this match?


Only one man DARE give Kane the Raspberry...

LONE STAR!
 
2012-10-15 09:29:36 PM
Ha ha "Call AJ the C word." Brialliant cole.
 
2012-10-15 09:29:36 PM
Hey, the C-Word most of us want to call AJ wasn't even used in the Attitude Era.
 
2012-10-15 09:29:51 PM

ShiningWizard: silgryphon: Where did Matt Striker wrestle?

nXt where was actually worse than some of the jobbers there


He was also an indy guy who lost his teaching gig when the school district found out he was using sick days to go to gigs.
 
2012-10-15 09:30:15 PM
I love Kane so much these days, lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:30:18 PM
Stryker looking like he's about to take one from the three-foot libertarian plank.
 
2012-10-15 09:30:18 PM
God Jr is cheesy tonight
 
2012-10-15 09:30:19 PM
haha kane is inappropriate josh
 
2012-10-15 09:30:42 PM
It's amazing how many times Kane can reinvent the same character and still be entertaining as hell
 
2012-10-15 09:31:14 PM
Tebowing reference.

What I wouldn't give to see an NFL player do the Undertaker kneel-down after a touchdown.
 
2012-10-15 09:31:18 PM
Larry Married a Man named Shawn?
 
2012-10-15 09:31:19 PM
Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.
 
2012-10-15 09:32:16 PM
MizTV will be better than ANYTHING MTV produced in 10 years. ANYTHING! EMPTY V Sucks
 
2012-10-15 09:32:20 PM

clintster: Tebowing reference.

What I wouldn't give to see an NFL player do the Undertaker kneel-down after a touchdown.


I'd much rather see Peyton Manning get sacked and the defensive player drape a python over him.
 
2012-10-15 09:32:31 PM

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: silgryphon: Where did Matt Striker wrestle?

nXt where was actually worse than some of the jobbers there

He was also an indy guy who lost his teaching gig when the school district found out he was using sick days to go to gigs.


Hey it worked for Jack Black, lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:33:08 PM
Didn't feel like brining out the laptop to post from the living room, but I'm watching along with the Mrs.

So far, not too bad tonight. Def. liking the Kane/DBD push right now.
 
2012-10-15 09:33:26 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: Tebowing reference.

What I wouldn't give to see an NFL player do the Undertaker kneel-down after a touchdown.

I'd much rather see Peyton Manning get sacked and the defensive player drape a python over him.


The last time we saw someone with a python draped over them, Bubba The Love Sponge leaked the video.
 
2012-10-15 09:33:29 PM
MizTV get off the air.
 
2012-10-15 09:33:38 PM
I just realized that Kane could be a lot of fun as a heel commentator in the vein of Jesse the Body after he retires. Kane is good on the mic.
 
2012-10-15 09:34:00 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: Tebowing reference.

What I wouldn't give to see an NFL player do the Undertaker kneel-down after a touchdown.

I'd much rather see Peyton Manning get sacked and the defensive player drape a python over him.


I could live with that.
 
2012-10-15 09:34:07 PM
those camo skins? yeah...preordering at Gamestop.
 
2012-10-15 09:34:22 PM

clintster: FinFangFark: ring ring ring...banana Punk...

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 249x246]


LOL!!!!
 
2012-10-15 09:35:33 PM

my lip balm addiction: I just realized that Kane could be a lot of fun as a heel commentator in the vein of Jesse the Body after he retires. Kane is good on the mic.


As long as he keeps the mask on whilst commentating.
 
2012-10-15 09:35:54 PM
Hey, Miz has a vanity belt!
 
2012-10-15 09:35:57 PM
Just for Men, is Kevin Nash coming back?
 
2012-10-15 09:35:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.


I'll give it a shot...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 09:36:40 PM

Igor Jakovsky: my lip balm addiction: I just realized that Kane could be a lot of fun as a heel commentator in the vein of Jesse the Body after he retires. Kane is good on the mic.

As long as he keeps the mask on whilst commentating.


...will he also make the weaker co-announcer use his three-foot dong as a microphone?
 
2012-10-15 09:36:42 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Just for Men, is Kevin Nash coming back?


[Insert torn quad joke here]
 
2012-10-15 09:36:49 PM
Will he crack kofi over the head with a coconut?
 
2012-10-15 09:36:59 PM

Rhames: 25.media.tumblr.com


Since 1985 or so. Whattaya wanna know?

/Knew Cena when he was a rookie.
 
2012-10-15 09:37:17 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Just for Men, is Kevin Nash coming back?


He's been walking to the ring for his comeback since April.
 
2012-10-15 09:37:29 PM
Oh burn.
 
2012-10-15 09:37:37 PM
OH SICK BURN
 
2012-10-15 09:37:55 PM
I like boom boom boom
 
2012-10-15 09:38:05 PM
C'mon, bring up the fake accent!
 
2012-10-15 09:38:25 PM

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]


Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.
 
2012-10-15 09:38:30 PM
"Have you ever headlined WrestleMania? Have you ever headlined ANYTHING?"
 
2012-10-15 09:38:48 PM
I'll say it: As long as he catches R-Truth, I enjoy Miz.
 
2012-10-15 09:38:59 PM
Oh... God.



That awkward feeling when you somewhat agree with the Miz
 
2012-10-15 09:39:18 PM
what are they chanting?
 
2012-10-15 09:39:31 PM
But Kofi, no one watches The Main Event, so it won't be memorable!
 
2012-10-15 09:39:34 PM
fortheloss.org
 
2012-10-15 09:39:39 PM
Yeah, just ask Shelton Benjamin how memorable Intercontinental Titles are for one's career.
 
2012-10-15 09:39:41 PM

Mind of the North Star: Oh... God.



That awkward feeling when you somewhat agree with the Miz



Sorry.... that awkward feel
 
2012-10-15 09:39:48 PM
I think they're chanting Kofi Kingston, but that can't be right.
 
2012-10-15 09:39:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: globalwarmingpraiser: Just for Men, is Kevin Nash coming back?

He's been walking to the ring for his comeback since April.


And now we know why.


styckx: globalwarmingpraiser: Just for Men, is Kevin Nash coming back?

[Insert torn quad joke here]

 
2012-10-15 09:40:05 PM
Damn, they really had a shot to let Kofi cut a true promo and they had him do a boring face one. Just let Kofi sink or swim. He has the physical skills, just let him see what happens on the mic
 
2012-10-15 09:40:08 PM
I think Miz will make a great commentator one day
 
2012-10-15 09:40:35 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]

Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.


A gal can dream
 
2012-10-15 09:40:40 PM
Don't you have to get an opportunity before you can choke?
 
2012-10-15 09:40:41 PM
Miz is setting up a face turn. Fighting champion.
 
2012-10-15 09:40:44 PM
Miz is so smarmy. He's great on the mic.
 
2012-10-15 09:40:56 PM
Miz doesn't care about black people
 
2012-10-15 09:40:58 PM
I bet Kofi's mama cares about him.
 
2012-10-15 09:41:31 PM
Props to MIZ getting the undercard pushed without needing a higher card. Let's hope the match is worthy
 
2012-10-15 09:41:37 PM
Miz is gonna choke on something alright...

IT'S KANE! AND HIS THREE-FOOT WANG IS FLOPPING ABOUT!
 
2012-10-15 09:41:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I bet Kofi's mama cares about him.


Somebody should call his momma and find out.
 
2012-10-15 09:42:06 PM
haha eric decker fail. sorry. random football
 
2012-10-15 09:42:21 PM
Jacket of dddoooooommmmmm
 
2012-10-15 09:43:32 PM

ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]

Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.

A gal can dream


It would be a faptastic feud.
 
2012-10-15 09:44:49 PM
Miz told the truth about Kofi there.
 
2012-10-15 09:44:55 PM
I think this guy on the Sonic commercial is trying to say there's a party in his mouth and everyone's coming.
 
2012-10-15 09:45:11 PM

Rhames: Props to MIZ getting the undercard pushed without needing a higher card. Let's hope the match is worthy


It is Miz and Kofi, of course it will be.....holy crap did Miz become a damn good wrestler......Wow I never thought I would say that.
 
2012-10-15 09:46:59 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Rhames: Props to MIZ getting the undercard pushed without needing a higher card. Let's hope the match is worthy

It is Miz and Kofi, of course it will be.....holy crap did Miz become a damn good wrestler......Wow I never thought I would say that.


Every time R-Truth drops to the ground, a Miz gets his wings.
 
2012-10-15 09:47:33 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]

Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.

A gal can dream

It would be a faptastic feud.


Not really where I was going with that but sure, lulz
 
2012-10-15 09:47:33 PM
WWE hates breast cancer, Cena hates breast cancer most of all, vote Linda #2
 
2012-10-15 09:47:50 PM
When will they start wrestling for prostate cancer? thats important too!
 
2012-10-15 09:48:14 PM
Geez, no warning at all for us to check our lime inventory.
 
2012-10-15 09:48:16 PM
2.9 million breast cancer survivors in America alone--

IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING...
 
2012-10-15 09:48:22 PM
Count your limes, everybody!
 
2012-10-15 09:48:25 PM
He wont wear dah hribbon?

reason.com
 
2012-10-15 09:48:29 PM
i561.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 09:48:59 PM
McCena to extend his 2012 record to 192-1 or whatever it is.
 
2012-10-15 09:49:21 PM
This should be an interesting match
 
2012-10-15 09:49:40 PM
And Wade Barrett with yet another new theme.
 
2012-10-15 09:50:29 PM

FinFangFark: And Wade Barrett with yet another new theme.


He should have 10 different themes on his way to the ring.

Or, for a Vince-like idea, fans could vote on Twitter for what theme Barrett should come out to.
 
2012-10-15 09:50:32 PM

phedex: When will they start wrestling for prostate cancer? thats important too!


Pat Patterson will happily screen you for prostate cancer.
 
2012-10-15 09:50:37 PM

FinFangFark: And Wade Barrett with yet another new theme.


...which still sucks
 
2012-10-15 09:51:22 PM
I think Sheamus is getting less whiter
 
2012-10-15 09:51:31 PM
I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M ... really late.

What did I miss in the first hour?
 
2012-10-15 09:51:46 PM
So, what you're saying, JR, is that this match is going to end with an IED explosion?
 
2012-10-15 09:51:54 PM

silgryphon: I think Sheamus is getting less whiter


nah, it's just there's less of a reflection on his skin due to the pink ring ropes.
 
2012-10-15 09:52:04 PM
Anyone watching football? What the fark is Denver doing out there?
 
2012-10-15 09:52:40 PM

MagSeven: phedex: When will they start wrestling for prostate cancer? thats important too!

Pat Patterson will happily screen you for prostate cancer.


please. not another jason sensation.
 
2012-10-15 09:52:43 PM
Remember when the original ECW was around and used real songs for entrances and everyone was like OMGZ I WISH WCW AND WWE WOULD USE REAL MUSIC IT WOULD BE EPIC. I mean 1/2 the roster got over just off their entrance music.

And like. WWE uses real music and has for ages and they manage to make it just as insignificant and boring as if it was performed by Keyboard Cat..
 
2012-10-15 09:52:54 PM

Tenor Reaper: I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M ... really late.

What did I miss in the first hour?


Your chance at a fulfilling and pleasant Monday evening? Welcome to sucksville. Population us!
 
2012-10-15 09:53:44 PM
lol Iron Clad Contract.. I admire Cole for trying to sell that without laughing.
 
2012-10-15 09:53:52 PM
It seems to me Raw sucks when Football is on, do they don't try
 
2012-10-15 09:54:10 PM
Wait, they acknowledged continuity with Big Show's contract?
 
2012-10-15 09:54:22 PM

Tenor Reaper: I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M ... really late.

What did I miss in the first hour?


I knew I was missing something... and you missed more comedy gold from Hell No, mostly Kane
 
2012-10-15 09:54:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: And Wade Barrett with yet another new theme.

He should have 10 different themes on his way to the ring.

Or, for a Vince-like idea, fans could vote on Twitter for what theme Barrett should come out to.


I just want him to get his coat back from Otunga.

Wait, Show has a padded chair....
 
2012-10-15 09:54:40 PM
.... what the hell am I watching? Drew looks like he belongs in that motorcycle stable from the 90's.

dafuq
 
2012-10-15 09:54:41 PM
okay please tell me someone screencapped the fat guy wearing the GTS shirt. I'm in a hotel without a dvr...
 
2012-10-15 09:54:58 PM
Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.
 
2012-10-15 09:54:59 PM
lol, ratings killer interference w/ a ratings killer commercial break.. ARE THEY EVEN TRYING?
 
2012-10-15 09:55:09 PM
"OH MY GOD WITH A CHAIR!"

LOL
 
2012-10-15 09:55:15 PM
OMG it's the big show with a chair--*commercial*

Who needs excitement and wrestling on RAW when you can have a Cena promo?
 
2012-10-15 09:55:56 PM
Where is Gorilla and The Brain?
 
2012-10-15 09:56:04 PM

Morrius: OMG it's the big show with a chair--*commercial*

Who needs excitement and wrestling on RAW when you can have a Cena promo?


Hey, kids and fat chicks love him.
 
2012-10-15 09:56:29 PM
Only thing show is gonna do is sit on that chair and watch
 
2012-10-15 09:56:50 PM

phedex: okay please tell me someone screencapped the fat guy wearing the GTS shirt. I'm in a hotel without a dvr...


Standing in the fifth or so row to the left of Sheamus just as they went to commercial? Yeah, why?
 
2012-10-15 09:56:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Tenor Reaper: I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M ... really late.

What did I miss in the first hour?

Your chance at a fulfilling and pleasant Monday evening? Welcome to sucksville. Population us!


Whomp whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M ... really late.

What did I miss in the first hour?

I knew I was missing something... and you missed more comedy gold from Hell No, mostly Kane


I'll probably youtube that. XD
 
2012-10-15 09:57:45 PM

ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]

Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.

A gal can dream

It would be a faptastic feud.

Not really where I was going with that but sure, lulz


Hey it is ok. We love girls who love girls here. As long as they are hot. Are you hot. I need to know, EIP.
 
2012-10-15 09:57:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wait, they acknowledged continuity with Big Show's contract?


I like to think they hired a farker for continuity. They don't put it in the scripts, they just make a random reference a night.

Also, WHAR BOBBY AND THE G WHAR?
 
2012-10-15 09:57:53 PM
anything cool so far? did i miss the inevitable Cena v Punk staredown?
 
2012-10-15 09:57:55 PM

Tenor Reaper: .... what the hell am I watching? Drew looks like he belongs in that motorcycle stable from the 90's.

dafuq


That's what your focusing on? With Aladdin In Jeans in the ring?
 
2012-10-15 09:57:57 PM

LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.


I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s
 
2012-10-15 09:58:37 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Anyone watching football? What the fark is Denver doing out there?


Jack shiat apparently....

Man, I get home at 9:50, and by the time I turn on the tv, I am greeted to 3 bowel movements, Denver shiatting the bed, and SF beating STL...

I think I am going to start drinking.
 
2012-10-15 09:58:56 PM

Rhames: Where is Gorilla and The Brain?


Weird that 10pm makes us think Where is he?
 
2012-10-15 09:59:09 PM

Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s


How can you compare aces and eights to them?
 
2012-10-15 09:59:28 PM

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone watching football? What the fark is Denver doing out there?

Jack shiat apparently....

Man, I get home at 9:50, and by the time I turn on the tv, I am greeted to 3 bowel movements, Denver shiatting the bed, and SF beating STL...

I think I am going to start drinking.


Could be worse, you could get Orton on your screen.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:41 PM

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: .... what the hell am I watching? Drew looks like he belongs in that motorcycle stable from the 90's.

dafuq

That's what your focusing on? With Aladdin In Jeans in the ring?


HIS HAIR IS PRETTY AND DISTRACTING OKAY D:

And Aladdin had a fez, not a turban. >_>
 
2012-10-15 10:00:08 PM

TheManofPA: Rhames: Where is Gorilla and The Brain?

Weird that 10pm makes us think Where is he?


They lost their smile...well Brain really did lose it.

/was that too mean?
 
2012-10-15 10:00:11 PM
He's got Sheamus in a bad way! And thanks to WWE's association with Komen, Sheamus can't even go to Planned Parenthood@
 
2012-10-15 10:00:25 PM

eagles95: anything cool so far? did i miss the inevitable Cena v Punk staredown?


Nope. That should be coming up.
 
2012-10-15 10:00:53 PM
Hey look! Dolph and Vickie are wearing Cena armbands. I'm sure this has been covered already...

lol, the back of Dolph's shirt amuses me greatly
 
2012-10-15 10:01:05 PM

Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: .... what the hell am I watching? Drew looks like he belongs in that motorcycle stable from the 90's.

dafuq

That's what your focusing on? With Aladdin In Jeans in the ring?

HIS HAIR IS PRETTY AND DISTRACTING OKAY D:

And Aladdin had a fez, not a turban. >_>


You are technically correct*

*the best kind of correct
 
2012-10-15 10:01:10 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, sure, now Layla comes out after we might actually give a damn about her because of her story about her mom.

I'll give it a shot...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 570x402]

Dream, Michelle McCool comes back and reforms LayCool. Right after that we find out that the WWE signed Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Then have a real Diva's feud.

A gal can dream

It would be a faptastic feud.

Not really where I was going with that but sure, lulz

Hey it is ok. We love girls who love girls here. As long as they are hot. Are you hot. I need to know, EIP.


Insert wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-10-15 10:01:28 PM
"Talk about Wade Barrett!"
"I am Chris!"
"TALK ABOUT HIM MOAAARRRR!!!!!"
 
2012-10-15 10:01:28 PM
Barrett in his younger years survived making money on the streets, just a lonesome schoolboy who just came into town, a lonesome schoolboy who heard so much about London, he decided to check it out.
 
2012-10-15 10:01:47 PM

TheManofPA: Rhames: Where is Gorilla and The Brain?

Weird that 10pm makes us think Where is he?


He's the 10pm champ!
 
2012-10-15 10:02:18 PM
you know....i can barely tolerate this...almost ready to fire up the ps3
 
2012-10-15 10:02:22 PM

Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s


I don't watch any of TNA so I wouldn't know...

As for them, instead of 3mb, I'll refer them to 3BM going forward.
 
2012-10-15 10:02:52 PM
I think the audience's brains would fry if Sheamus went to 11.
 
2012-10-15 10:03:17 PM

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s

I don't watch any of TNA so I wouldn't know...

As for them, instead of 3mb, I'll refer them to 3BM going forward.


TNA is tons better than WWE. I suggest you watch
 
2012-10-15 10:03:19 PM
Is it just me or is Limes actually getting better in the ring? Bis last 3 or 4 matches have been really entertaining
 
2012-10-15 10:03:23 PM

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s

I don't watch any of TNA so I wouldn't know...

As for them, instead of 3mb, I'll refer them to 3BM going forward.


So Orton is their leader and they all carry duffelbags to the ring?
 
2012-10-15 10:03:35 PM
Oh wow, AJ!!!

Love that shirt/tie combo.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I think the audience's brains would fry if Sheamus went to 11.


Why not build a Sheamus that only goes to 10, but make 10 as powerful as 11?
 
2012-10-15 10:04:17 PM
that's not farkin tilt-o-whirl cole it's spinning get it right
 
2012-10-15 10:04:20 PM
GET OFF MY TV OTUNGA

Are people really buying into Ryback?
 
2012-10-15 10:04:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: I think the audience's brains would fry if Sheamus went to 11.

Why not build a Sheamus that only goes to 10, but make 10 as powerful as 11?


...Sheamus goes to 11.
 
2012-10-15 10:04:50 PM
You know what old WWE would do to boost ratings. Have Irish win, Big Show knock him out then "SHOWWWWOOOFFFFF"

This will not happen tonight
 
2012-10-15 10:05:13 PM

Tenor Reaper: GET OFF MY TV OTUNGA

Are people really buying into Ryback?


Otunga oozes charisma! Literally. It's literally all over his chest.
 
2012-10-15 10:05:29 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: I think the audience's brains would fry if Sheamus went to 11.

Why not build a Sheamus that only goes to 10, but make 10 as powerful as 11?


blogs.laweekly.com
 
2012-10-15 10:05:30 PM
A lovely waddlerun by Show.
 
2012-10-15 10:05:40 PM
How the hell was that a DQ?
 
2012-10-15 10:05:40 PM

TheManofPA: You know what old WWE would do to boost ratings. Have Irish win, Big Show knock him out then "SHOWWWWOOOFFFFF"

This will not happen tonight


Could you imagine if Cena wasn't ready and they went for Ziggler as Punk's opponent. This place would erupt in madness.
 
2012-10-15 10:05:44 PM

MagSeven: Tenor Reaper: GET OFF MY TV OTUNGA

Are people really buying into Ryback?

Otunga oozes charisma! Literally. It's literally all over his chest.


He oozes suck. XO
 
2012-10-15 10:06:03 PM

silgryphon: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s

How can you compare aces and eights to them?


The outfits tonight. The fact that they do gang up style stompings of other wrestlers, but they certainly are more comical with their little dance at the end.
 
2012-10-15 10:06:05 PM
Ziggler better be careful. Against Ryberg he may actually lose his head if he sells at his usual pace.
 
2012-10-15 10:06:16 PM
Sheamus going for white noise. Or is it the Irish Curse?

Does Sheamus have a finisher that isn't named in an offensive way?
 
2012-10-15 10:06:26 PM
Big Show's getting over as a heel by annoying everyone with long promos and running in on good matches
 
2012-10-15 10:06:35 PM
"He's clumsy" ... lulz
 
2012-10-15 10:06:35 PM
Lowbridging is a DQ? That's new.
 
2012-10-15 10:06:53 PM
Did that sign say "Show me your white noise fella". I don't want to even know what part of Irish is his "white noise"
 
2012-10-15 10:07:02 PM
Really? 1st time Limes vs Show? How the hell hadn't that happened yet
 
2012-10-15 10:07:19 PM
Alright, which farkers website is this?

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/
 
2012-10-15 10:07:35 PM

clintster: LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone watching football? What the fark is Denver doing out there?

Jack shiat apparently....

Man, I get home at 9:50, and by the time I turn on the tv, I am greeted to 3 bowel movements, Denver shiatting the bed, and SF beating STL...

I think I am going to start drinking.

Could be worse, you could get Orton on your screen.


That's just too much shiat for one person to handle.

/today was a bad day to quit sniffing glue
 
2012-10-15 10:07:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sheamus going for white noise. Or is it the Irish Curse?

Does Sheamus have a finisher that isn't named in an offensive way?


My guess is they dropped Irish Curse after using urbandictionary
 
2012-10-15 10:07:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sheamus going for white noise. Or is it the Irish Curse?

Does Sheamus have a finisher that isn't named in an offensive way?


Wait til he debuts his new finisher, the Drunken Potato Carbomb
 
2012-10-15 10:07:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sheamus going for white noise. Or is it the Irish Curse?

Does Sheamus have a finisher that isn't named in an offensive way?

r"

His "Paki-Buster Suplex" isn't used so much now.
 
2012-10-15 10:08:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sheamus going for white noise. Or is it the Irish Curse?

Does Sheamus have a finisher that isn't named in an offensive way?


I heard he was naming his submission finisher the KKKloverleaf.
 
2012-10-15 10:08:13 PM

Tenor Reaper: MagSeven: Tenor Reaper: GET OFF MY TV OTUNGA

Are people really buying into Ryback?

Otunga oozes charisma! Literally. It's literally all over his chest.

He oozes suck. XO


I hear they make a topical cream for that
 
2012-10-15 10:08:36 PM
BAH GAWD IT"S CENA
 
2012-10-15 10:08:43 PM
Vince getting to pin Heyman, he must be so thrilled. Those are the kinds of "results" that avoid "resignations," creative staff.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:23 PM

phedex: Alright, which farkers website is this?

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/


www.memegeneokerlund.com
/hot
 
2012-10-15 10:09:28 PM
Kissing ass, what a heeeeeeeeeeeero.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:37 PM

silgryphon: LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Ok the 3mb need to DIAF....

Just got home, turned on the tv and almost threw up...

Lose the douchebag jeans, douchbags.

I find their schtick amusing personally. They are like crappy aces and 8s

I don't watch any of TNA so I wouldn't know...

As for them, instead of 3mb, I'll refer them to 3BM going forward.

TNA is tons better than WWE. I suggest you watch


Yeah, I was bored on the way home, and read the PPV thread from last night. Looked like good times...got to see if its on here Thursdays in Canadianaland.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:46 PM

robsul82: Vince getting to pin Heyman, he must be so thrilled. Those are the kinds of "results" that avoid "resignations," creative staff.


Heyman's already resigned himself to having Vince's throbbing hate boner drive into his side during the pinfall.
 
2012-10-15 10:09:49 PM
Piss break time
 
2012-10-15 10:09:58 PM
Layla should start every match with a heartwrenching story.
 
2012-10-15 10:10:01 PM
EVE.....and i'm spent
 
2012-10-15 10:10:13 PM
Champion out first in the Divas title defense. Even when the title's totally worthless, that shouldn't happen, c'mon.
 
2012-10-15 10:10:14 PM
Tramp still has my belt I see, sigh
 
2012-10-15 10:10:20 PM
Eve is sexy as hell.
 
2012-10-15 10:10:32 PM
Mmmmmmmmm Eve.
 
2012-10-15 10:10:46 PM
Wrestling meme pics just aren't funny.. I haven't laughed once at that site
 
2012-10-15 10:10:50 PM
Tyler Perry as you've never seen him before: In men's clothing!
 
2012-10-15 10:11:05 PM
does Tyler Perry play multiple characters in Alex Cross and is Madea is his wife?
 
2012-10-15 10:11:12 PM
Eve is soooo much hotter than Tessmacher
 
2012-10-15 10:11:42 PM
okay i'm dying over here.