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(WWE)   Will CM Punk again be jobbed out to a senior citizen and a bad Goldberg clone? How many fans will be beaten tonight? Does John Cena also use his special elbow tape on his hefty groupies to prevent jiggle? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1214
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2012-10-15 09:13:39 AM
Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


LOL
 
2012-10-15 09:18:55 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


LOL


Assuming he's not working, his ego is going to take a massive blow when Vince finally sours on him and pushes him down to Superstars to job to Heath Slater.
 
2012-10-15 09:23:36 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


Why, did it take longer for Chris Jericho to kick his ass backstage?
 
2012-10-15 09:30:19 AM
According to Bleacher Report, Ryback sniped at Goldberg on Twitter, and Goldberg's response was basically: "oh, you're serious? let me laugh harder".
 
2012-10-15 10:45:20 AM
what is with these guys? Snaggletoothback needs to just roll with it, and if fans really get behind him, that's fine...but right now it's about fake pyro SFX pumped through the speakers, and the same with the chants about smores.

Yeah, WCW did that with Goldberg, but go back and watch videos, the crowd came unglued when he was out there. Then again, pretty much any WWE show these days isn't lively b/c everone is sitting their holding their phone up.

Is prowrestling dying?
 
2012-10-15 10:55:27 AM

FinFangFark: what is with these guys? Snaggletoothback needs to just roll with it, and if fans really get behind him, that's fine...but right now it's about fake pyro SFX pumped through the speakers, and the same with the chants about smores.

Yeah, WCW did that with Goldberg, but go back and watch videos, the crowd came unglued when he was out there. Then again, pretty much any WWE show these days isn't lively b/c everone is sitting their holding their phone up.

Is prowrestling dying?


Dying? No, I don't think so.

Ill? Yes, and the only cure is to remove Vince McMahon and/or start another major level promotion with the funds to compete in prime time. Ironically enough, with the right people, Ted Turner world could make quite a profit by resurrecting the ghost of the WCW (under a new name of course)
 
2012-10-15 11:27:30 AM
Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.
 
2012-10-15 11:31:04 AM

FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.


links? :D
 
2012-10-15 11:35:11 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D


@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince
 
2012-10-15 12:22:19 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D

@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince


Will check this at home, thanks.

I have a feeling this will not be SFW. ;)
 
2012-10-15 01:28:05 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Ok the wolfd$ck Twitter feed for faux Triple H and Cranky Vince are on fire today.

links? :D

@HUGEWOLFDICK (faux HHH)

@CrankyVince

Will check this at home, thanks.

I have a feeling this will not be SFW. ;)


yeah, I'd say you're correct on your feeling.
 
2012-10-15 01:42:12 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.

Why, did it take longer for Chris Jericho to kick his ass backstage?


Mwahahahaha.
 
2012-10-15 02:49:54 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here... >.>

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 02:51:52 PM
Any farkers going to tonight's Raw to see if CM Punk will punch them in the face? Also, looks like we are getting Punk-Cena....again!
 
2012-10-15 03:04:32 PM

Captain Steroid: I'm just gonna leave this here... >.>

[i1182.photobucket.com image 198x186]


The guy in the front of the pic is great. At first he was like "oh!", and then he turns around...
 
2012-10-15 03:05:55 PM
Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.


/holla if ya hear me
 
2012-10-15 03:12:24 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.


Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?
 
2012-10-15 03:16:14 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.

Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?


Booker T.
 
2012-10-15 03:31:47 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.

Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?


No one - and that would be the beauty of it all. Punk tries to be all swarmy to Steiner, and Steiner just continues to yell at him about not being as good as he is, with a lot of bad metaphors in there for the hell of it.
 
2012-10-15 03:33:03 PM
I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?
 
2012-10-15 03:34:41 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?


OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.
 
2012-10-15 03:57:35 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?

OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.


Paging hobblekitty to this week's Raw thread....
 
2012-10-15 04:03:04 PM
ok, this is too funny not to post:

GIS for "rosetta stone box" includes this:

www.fakeshoredrive.com
 
2012-10-15 04:33:39 PM

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I suck at Photoshop, so can someone whip up a "Steiner" version of a Rosetta Stone package?

OMG, if someone shoops him flexing on a RS box...I just might lose it.


You'd be surprised what you can do with a copy of Axure RP... 

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-15 06:20:13 PM
I am probably gonna get flamed for this, but I am starting to think that CM Punk is overrated.

The "respect" gimmick is stupid. CM Punk is an average wrestler.

I think we have convinced ourselves to like CM Punk because he is everything the WWE isn't. Going against the flow is something that many get off on.
 
2012-10-15 06:22:13 PM

cman: The "respect" gimmick is stupid.


That's on the bookers.

cman: I think we have convinced ourselves to like CM Punk because he is everything the WWE isn't. Going against the flow is something that many get off on.


Personally, I like him because he's incredibly talented in the ring and masterful on the microphone. "Going against the flow" doesn't cover his talent at delivering five star matches with a variety of opponents over the years.
 
2012-10-15 06:23:42 PM
 
2012-10-15 07:00:09 PM

robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)


Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs
 
2012-10-15 07:01:23 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs


Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.
 
2012-10-15 07:02:59 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs

Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.


Did he have the holes ripped in the back of his shirt?

He's not the Hulkster without holes in the back of his shirt.
 
2012-10-15 07:04:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Is it on par with the "Buttchugging" news conference? I'm heading home from work now so I'll check it in the thread later tonight. Also
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
TNA had their Cena/Orton moment so be ready for Irish/Cena as champs

Nah, it's not on that level, it's just enjoying that the Hulkster has to dress like the Hulkster everywhere he goes, no matter what, and if it's super serious legal business, DUDE, it's business black.

Did he have the holes ripped in the back of his shirt?

He's not the Hulkster without holes in the back of his shirt.


Can't see it in the video, but even money he does, hahaha.
 
2012-10-15 07:05:40 PM

robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)


Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?
 
2012-10-15 07:06:37 PM

EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?


No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.
 
2012-10-15 07:08:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?

No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.


To defeat the Dungeon of Doom, he had to walk on The Dark Side of Hulkamania, BROTHER
 
2012-10-15 07:09:22 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: EyeballKid: robsul82: In other news, Hulk Hogan's lawyer having to refer to him publicly as "Hulk Hogan" and Hulk wearing his all black outfit complete with black doorag for mourning purposes makes me laugh and laugh. (video)

Does that mean Hulk Hogan went to court in heel persona?

No, he was in his 1995 WCW persona, where he was still a face but wearing all black for some reason.

To defeat the Dungeon of Doom, he had to walk on The Dark Side of Hulkamania, BROTHER


The Yeh-tay will drive a man to the dark side.
 
2012-10-15 07:13:58 PM
You see...

i11.photobucket.com

Shaving off Hogan's 'stache somehow led to this...

i1035.photobucket.com

Which resulted in his exploration of The Dark Side of Hulkamania, looking like this...

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-15 07:14:13 PM
I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.
 
2012-10-15 07:15:01 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.


If we do, the only way we'll be able to see everything is with a wide angle lens.
 
2012-10-15 07:17:32 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.


He's already got a star lined up...

i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 07:23:14 PM
wrestling.insidepulse.com

Heel Batista knows your predilections, Cena!
 
2012-10-15 07:24:31 PM
Trying to squeeze in The Walking Dead before Raw... gotta try to get a little good tv in tonight.
 
2012-10-15 07:27:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]


quick eyebleach STAT!!!
 
2012-10-15 07:27:52 PM
Looks like I will be missing the first half of RAW tonight as I have soon to be born, baby stuff to do (finish setting up the baby's room).

Hopefully be on around 10ish.

/don't miss me too much
//2 weeks to go
///need an FWC onesie
////it's a boy, so no brony stuff ;)
 
2012-10-15 07:28:52 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!


www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com
 
2012-10-15 07:30:46 PM

robsul82: [wrestling.insidepulse.com image 307x229]

Heel Batista knows your predilections, Cena!


I swear Heel Dave looked like a roided up George Michael there.

/see the Olympics performance for reference
 
2012-10-15 07:33:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!

[www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com image 363x389]


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you post Trish Stratus or Maryse pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you (slight paraphrase)...
 
2012-10-15 07:34:34 PM
alright...I'm in for Raw tonight. Though I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours.
 
2012-10-15 07:41:20 PM

FinFangFark: alright...I'm in for Raw tonight. Though I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours.


Same here. Oh, and don't forget your copy of the Steiner Stone to take home!
 
2012-10-15 07:41:35 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: I just thought I'd point out that we should hope and pray that we never see a John Cena sex tape.

He's already got a star lined up...

[i265.photobucket.com image 250x316]

quick eyebleach STAT!!!

[www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com image 363x389]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you post Trish Stratus or Maryse pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you (slight paraphrase)...


Follow Maryse on Twitter, she's always posting photo shoots. Fun times.

As for Trish, her yoga school is 10 minutes from my house. I keep meaning to go and take their Yoga Golf class. Maybe this winter.

/work in the building, one floor above, where WWE Canada head office used to be.
//met Trish twice, along with other superstars over the years
///shane o'mac was the nicest of them all.
 
2012-10-15 07:42:47 PM
Wait, wait, wait. This is still a thing? That people watch? By choice?

. . . wrestling?

Holy shiat. I thought this died twenty years ago.

Wait. You guys. You . . . like this?

My. My mind is blown. I don't know what --

Hmm. Are any of you above the age of about 8?

Let's . . . let's take a quick poll, hmm? Uh, let's see, there's gotta be something I can ask --

Sure, uh . . . how many of you apparent wrestling "fans" think Hot Pockets are yum?

I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and guess about 99%.

This, this is . . . this is disturbing.
 
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