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(KVIA El Paso)   Naked man lives in cave, scares hikers and nearby apartment complex residents. He also gives his presidential voting advice   (kvia.com) divider line 57
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2012-10-15 08:22:03 AM  
TFA:

"Along the path to his cave dead snakes in a liquid could be found."

Word order evidently in English class during primary school for this writer was a topic not strong.
 
2012-10-15 08:49:22 AM  
Glad this citizen is enjoying his freedom. He may run afoul of trespass law if he's using the facilities at the apartment complex, but otherwise, this man is doing nothing wrong.
 
2012-10-15 08:53:02 AM  
Get a Jerb HIPPY!
 
2012-10-15 08:55:03 AM  
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I wonder if he needs any insurance?
 
2012-10-15 08:56:17 AM  
i'm votin for Bama

yeeeee haw!!! *gunshot*

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2012-10-15 08:57:23 AM  
I thought the URL said KIVA dot com. And thought, Cool. There's a domain for cave dwellers.
 
2012-10-15 08:57:55 AM  
" El Pasoans hiking ",

uh, what?
 
2012-10-15 09:02:24 AM  
FTA:
"I don't feel safe," one neighbor said.

Difference is scary!
 
2012-10-15 09:05:11 AM  
When I was young and unemployed in Parker Arizona, I took to living in an "abandoned copper mine" for a few months. It allowed me to scrape by until better things came along. Never did find a good job, so I just had my mom set me up with a bus ticket home. Still, it was cool in an odd way, and some local off-road folks would stop by with food and water.

/Conspiracy folks... ask me about that mine. Very suspiciously, it was a straight tunnel into the earth.
 
2012-10-15 09:07:54 AM  
Nice to see a Libertarian living true to his word for a damn change!
 
2012-10-15 09:11:46 AM  
"maybe even a glimpse at a rabbit or other wildlife."

Whoa! A rabbit? Damn, I've always wanted to catch a glimpse of one of those! Dude, I'm booking tickets to El Paso right now. Sounds like a veritable safari.
 
2012-10-15 09:15:59 AM  
Man: "What's wrong with you dude, you live in a cave or something?"
Dude: "As a matter of fact, I do!"
 
2012-10-15 09:19:09 AM  
'That hatchet Jack, he was a wild one.'
 
2012-10-15 09:24:30 AM  
Said man claimed that 2 out of every 3 hikers and nearby residents succumb to his tactics and sleep with him.
 
2012-10-15 09:24:51 AM  
They don't expect to see a naked man who's been living in a cave for three years.

Apartment complex residents said they suspect the mysterious man has even been swiping their clothes


Um ... that makes no sense.
 
2012-10-15 09:25:43 AM  
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2012-10-15 09:28:49 AM  

Babwa Wawa: TFA:

"Along the path to his cave dead snakes in a liquid could be found."

Word order evidently in English class during primary school for this writer was a topic not strong.


For the chuckle I say thanks. Your word play very clever it is.
 
2012-10-15 09:30:47 AM  
I wonder what his Farker handle is?
 
2012-10-15 09:35:32 AM  
I had one of those several years ago. Turned out to be a 'Nam vet who didn't come home right. He also ended up being a serial killer.

\NCSB
 
2012-10-15 09:36:02 AM  
Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Truckin' and farkin'
Is all I crave.
 
2012-10-15 09:39:08 AM  

Babwa Wawa: TFA:

Word order evidently in English class during primary school for this writer was a topic not strong.


That's perfectly cromulent sentence structure.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-15 09:39:49 AM  

Babwa Wawa: TFA:

"Along the path to his cave dead snakes in a liquid could be found."

Word order evidently in English class during primary school for this writer was a topic not strong.


So have we identified Meow Said The Dog?
 
2012-10-15 09:40:45 AM  

sodomizer: Glad this citizen is enjoying his freedom. He may run afoul of trespass law if he's using the facilities at the apartment complex, but otherwise, this man is doing nothing wrong.


He is homeless. Automatic death sentence. He must be guilty of something.
 
2012-10-15 09:49:51 AM  
Being from El Paso, you don't really wanna mess with people -any people- in the north east side of town, let alone some political nut-bag who shows his nut bag and wants to chat about the tea bags while living in one of those caves on the mountain.

/balls
 
2012-10-15 09:53:17 AM  

Beerguy: I wonder what his Farker handle is?


Damn it, you beat me to it!
 
2012-10-15 09:56:08 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: sodomizer: Glad this citizen is enjoying his freedom. He may run afoul of trespass law if he's using the facilities at the apartment complex, but otherwise, this man is doing nothing wrong.

He is homeless. Automatic death sentence. He must be guilty of something.


Technically, we all have that same sentence. We just don't know when it will be our turn.
 
2012-10-15 09:57:06 AM  
I wonder if wattles make him break out in hives.
 
2012-10-15 09:59:08 AM  
"A group of friends said their Sunday morning hike was spoiled after they came upon a mysterious cave that had furniture, personal effects, and other signs that someone was living there. Chris Redfearn, one of the hikers, shot cell phone video of the cave and surrounding area."


"Nearing the cave, Redfearn yelled "hey, I see you man!" when he spotted the man in his cave."


Yeah, that hike sounds like it was just like totally spoiled man...
 
2012-10-15 10:01:08 AM  

Big_Fat_Liar: Yeah, that hike sounds like it was just like totally spoiled man...


Does the jury think $700,000 will compensate this man for the total and complete ruination of his hiking experience, leading to the collapse of his marriage, loss of health, permanent psychological disturbance and compulsive masturbation? Or will only $1.2 million be fair?
 
2012-10-15 10:01:59 AM  
I was ready to dismiss him as some nutter, but...

He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for.
 
2012-10-15 10:07:05 AM  
Just a hermit. Leave him alone.
 
2012-10-15 10:12:02 AM  

GranoblasticMan: I was ready to dismiss him as some nutter, but...

He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for.


Suddenly, I think he's a wizard
 
2012-10-15 10:18:07 AM  

GranoblasticMan: I was ready to dismiss him as some nutter, but...

He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for.


All the sudden he is one of the most sane people in Texas.
 
2012-10-15 10:22:45 AM  
Oh, he's a hipster.
 
2012-10-15 10:34:08 AM  
Couldn't understand a word of that. These people need to learn to speak English.
 
2012-10-15 10:40:22 AM  
"He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for."

He isn't entirely insane, I see.
 
2012-10-15 10:53:00 AM  
Its...
 
2012-10-15 10:54:05 AM  
It's not a cave. It's my 'Man Bunker'.
 
2012-10-15 11:08:25 AM  
"Apartment complex residents said they suspect the mysterious man has even been swiping their clothes."

The big clue is that he walks around naked? Why not search the cave, not like they need a warrant.
 
2012-10-15 11:25:37 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: " El Pasoans hiking ",

uh, what?


Yes. Hiking.
www.window.state.tx.us 

Largest urban park in the country.

/El Paso hiker
 
2012-10-15 11:27:06 AM  
That's not a cave. It's a hut, or as Oblio13 suggests, a "man bunker", a den.

But besides nit-picking, this:

He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for.

Clearly he is more rational and better informed than most voters. I still think it matters which Bush you vote for, though Even Bushes have evil twins, except for for some who ARE the evil twin. Romney is Obama's evil twin. Don't vote for him. Use standard voting procedure and vote for the lesser of two Weebles(TM).
 
2012-10-15 11:35:41 AM  

5monkeys: Beerguy: I wonder what his Farker handle is?

Damn it, you beat me to it!

While he lives in a cave, he isn't completely off the grid. He has a cell phone and does keep up on current eventsFark

 
2012-10-15 11:54:12 AM  
Don't understand the whole "ruined their hike" thing. Naked hermit in a cave should have totally made their hike.
 
2012-10-15 11:56:59 AM  

yesitsme: "He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for."

He isn't entirely insane, I see.


I once had a black Bush, but it's slowly becoming a white Bush.

:(
 
2012-10-15 11:57:59 AM  
He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush," implying both would continue legacy of George W. Bush so it didn't matter which one you voted for.
 
2012-10-15 12:00:30 PM  
whoops...precioussss didn't come through. 

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2012-10-15 12:00:39 PM  
That dose not look like a cave. It looks like the remains of a collapsed building.
 
2012-10-15 12:20:30 PM  
I'm shocked, shocked to hear he's a Ron Paul kind of guy
 
2012-10-15 12:20:57 PM  

stuffy: That dose not look like a cave. It looks like the remains of a collapsed building.


Yep. Even has a road going up to it.

Link
 
2012-10-15 12:21:54 PM  

jaytkay: I'm shocked, shocked to hear he's a Ron Paul kind of guy


Now now, it's hard to tell of course but he could be a Larouchetard.
 
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