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(Deadspin)   The Cleveland Browns' secret weapon has been revealed - QB Brandon Weeden Is 129 years old   (deadspin.com) divider line 35
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2012-10-15 09:50:27 AM  
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What about Rocky Marciano?
 
2012-10-15 11:47:52 AM  

ArkAngel: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 445x649]

What about Rocky Marciano?


If a man vants to be called Mewhchammid Ali, goddamnit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Mewhchammad Ali!
 
2012-10-15 11:53:33 AM  
How is that a secret weapon? Are the Browns getting paid from Weeden's Social Security checks?
 
2012-10-15 11:55:08 AM  
Well he's obviously not human. He can't be a vampire, they don't have a dome. Maybe he's Wolverine? Someone keep track and see if he never ever gets injured.
 
2012-10-15 11:55:26 AM  
There they go, every time I start talkin' 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shiat.

Joe Louis was 76 years old when they fought.

Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time.
 
2012-10-15 11:58:38 AM  
Does this mean he's going to enroll at a high school and hook up with an emotionless teenage girl?
 
2012-10-15 11:59:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-15 12:01:50 PM  

ArkAngel: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 445x649]

What about Rocky Marciano?


A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Achaaaaaaaa!
 
2012-10-15 12:02:26 PM  

gameshowhost: ArkAngel: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 445x649]

What about Rocky Marciano?

If a man vants to be called Mewhchammid Ali, goddamnit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Mewhchammad Ali!


His momma called him Cassius I'm gonna call him Cassius.

So is this the annual "Cleveland might finally be back on track" article that comes out every year when they win a game finally? Wonder what that track looks like, what's their record over the last 16 games or so?

Or is it the Brandon Weinke is the QB of future (until he needs a replacement hip) article?

Either way, I've read and laughed at it before.
 
2012-10-15 12:02:39 PM  
Well, it certainly beats the hell out of the bratty 6-year-old behind Weeden.
 
2012-10-15 12:03:54 PM  
Hey, George Blanda played well into his 150's!
 
2012-10-15 12:05:06 PM  

js34603: So is this the annual "Cleveland might finally be back on track" article that comes out every year when they win a game finally? Wonder what that track looks like, what's their record over the last 16 games or so?


More like deadspin looking for anything not-yankees to talk about. ;-P
 
2012-10-15 12:05:32 PM  

js34603: gameshowhost: ArkAngel: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 445x649]

What about Rocky Marciano?

If a man vants to be called Mewhchammid Ali, goddamnit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Mewhchammad Ali!

His momma called him Cassius I'm gonna call him Cassius.

So is this the annual "Cleveland might finally be back on track" article that comes out every year when they win a game finally? Wonder what that track looks like, what's their record over the last 16 games or so?

Or is it the Brandon Weinke is the QB of future (until he needs a replacement hip) article?

Either way, I've read and laughed at it before.


i936.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 12:12:41 PM  
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Super Bowl; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
 
2012-10-15 12:27:04 PM  

LarryDan43: Does this mean he's going to enroll at a high school and hook up with an emotionless teenage girl?


I can't help but reflexively cringe and harbor evil thoughts because of you making that reference in a sports thread.

/well played, though
 
2012-10-15 12:28:16 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new vampiric pigskin throwing overlords.
 
2012-10-15 12:43:18 PM  
Watching him live at Oklahoma State was amazing.

I haven't watched him in the NFL because my wife is the State cowboys fan and im a sooner, Tulsa golden Hurricane fan so i pay more attention to those players, but i wish him only the best.
 
2012-10-15 12:52:00 PM  

Killer Cars: LarryDan43: Does this mean he's going to enroll at a high school and hook up with an emotionless teenage girl?

I can't help but reflexively cringe and harbor evil thoughts because of you making that reference in a sports thread.

/well played, though


I don't get it...
 
2012-10-15 01:00:00 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Watching him live at Oklahoma State was amazing.

I haven't watched him in the NFL because my wife is the State cowboys fan and im a sooner, Tulsa golden Hurricane fan so i pay more attention to those players, but i wish him only the best.


We didn't really appreciate how good he was while he was here. I'm glad he rebounded from that dreadful week 1 and is posting mildly decent numbers.
 
2012-10-15 01:47:32 PM  
As a Browns fan, i'm glad he's our QB. Learning to throw the ball away and just take a field goal is a hard lesson for most rookie QB's, but Weeden's getting it finally.
 
2012-10-15 01:59:09 PM  

js34603: gameshowhost: ArkAngel: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 445x649]

What about Rocky Marciano?

If a man vants to be called Mewhchammid Ali, goddamnit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Mewhchammad Ali!

His momma called him Cassius I'm gonna call him Cassius.

So is this the annual "Cleveland might finally be back on track" article that comes out every year when they win a game finally? Wonder what that track looks like, what's their record over the last 16 games or so?

Or is it the Brandon Weinke is the QB of future (until he needs a replacement hip) article?

Either way, I've read and laughed at it before.



Laugh away, I'm sure it's much easier to sit back and be an obnoxious douche than it is to actually enjoy (and understand) the pro game. Fact is, the Browns have a lot of very talented young players. They may or may not make it over the hump to become an elite team but either way they will be fun to watch for the next few years. Anyone who cares more about enjoying the game than sitting back and being a hater will tell you the same.

How many different jerseys do you have in your closet from jumping on so many bandwagons over the years?
 
2012-10-15 02:22:06 PM  
It would explain why he only looks at his first read. Moving your neck quickly at that age must be impossibly painful
 
2012-10-15 02:36:15 PM  
For the love of God - please stop it with the Deadspin links.
 
2012-10-15 02:40:36 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: Well, it certainly beats the hell out of the bratty 6-year-old behind Weeden.


i580.photobucket.com 

Dude, let the UT hate go, man.
 
2012-10-15 03:13:38 PM  

T.rex: As a Browns fan, i'm glad he's our QB. Learning to throw the ball away and just take a field goal is a hard lesson for most rookie QB's, but Weeden's getting it finally.


I'm not a Browns fan, but I agree. If you watch Weeden play, he's improving almost every game, and really looks as if he'll end up being a truly solid quarterback. The first game was hard to watch, IMO, but he's gotten some of things down that are fundamentally different in the NFL. I've stopped making fun of him after about the 2nd week.
 
2012-10-15 03:41:45 PM  
I am shocked that this didn't show up on the Consumerist!
 
2012-10-15 03:46:50 PM  
Don't forget the new tradition of dunking your head in a bucket full of urine.

It's on you now, Cleveland Piss Bucket Win Streak Guy!

/real men of genius
 
2012-10-15 03:49:13 PM  

FitzShivering: I, for one, welcome our new vampiric pigskin throwing overlords.


"A vampire?! Dumbasses, I told them to draft a quarterback that sucks!"
-- Browns executive
 
2012-10-15 04:08:36 PM  

EyeballKid: FitzShivering: I, for one, welcome our new vampiric pigskin throwing overlords.

"A vampire?! Dumbasses, I told them to draft a quarterback that sucks!"
-- Browns executive


+1
 
2012-10-15 04:10:08 PM  
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2012-10-15 04:24:43 PM  
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2012-10-15 06:40:28 PM  
Not a Browns' fan, but had to endure the last 3 weekends partying with their fans and watching them play. Long story, don't ask why.

Anyways, Weeden is not bad and Richardson is the real deal, however, their receivers can't catch. To beat Cincy, they needed their receivers to get hurt and call up some practice squad players who actually caught some passes.

They're still a ways off but better than past years.
 
2012-10-15 08:59:18 PM  

mista_tibbs: RickyWilliams'sBong: Well, it certainly beats the hell out of the bratty 6-year-old behind Weeden.

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151] 

Dude, let the UT hate go, man.


...well, he's sounding just like Browns fans here...anything to demonize McCoy and protect Weeden.
 
2012-10-15 09:35:40 PM  

IlGreven: mista_tibbs: RickyWilliams'sBong: Well, it certainly beats the hell out of the bratty 6-year-old behind Weeden.

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151] 

Dude, let the UT hate go, man.

...well, he's sounding just like Browns fans here...anything to demonize McCoy and protect Weeden.



You're such a boring twat, like a broken record. Browns fans on this site and irl have a whole range of opinions on the QB's. Plenty of us still like McCoy and think he deserved another shot, but will support Weeden anyway and hope for the best.

Did Colt bang you and stop calling or something? You have such a bizarre fixation on him.
 
2012-10-16 02:20:07 PM  
Is he a Wizard?
 
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