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(The Sun)   Rod Stewart says he tried doing yoga but ended up hurting himself when he tumbled into his fireplace (with a picture of what Rod Stewart doing yoga might look like)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-10-15 09:05:30 AM
Speaking of Rod Stewart, I saw a commercial for him the other day, talking about how he's doing a Christmas concert...this month, October. Before Halloween.

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2012-10-15 09:05:52 AM
Downward facing dog?? Sperm Burper
 
2012-10-15 09:10:39 AM
Something something stomach pump, something something something 12 pints of semen.
 
2012-10-15 09:12:20 AM
Stick with your toy trains, old man.
 
2012-10-15 09:20:34 AM
What else is gonna give you
A broken pelvis
What is is gonna give you
A whole lotta pain

/got nuthin'
 
2012-10-15 09:20:39 AM
FTFA: "Some gurus have all the luck" and "Maggie Pray"


Forced humor is not humor.
 
2012-10-15 09:23:29 AM
"Flash Motors"?
 
2012-10-15 09:24:18 AM
Rod was quoted afterwards saying "I'm in my hearth, I'm in a hole".

//yes, I'm done now.
 
2012-10-15 09:27:57 AM
videokeman.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Some guys can bend and tuck
*snap* BOLLOCKS!
Some guys have all the pain
OW-OW-OW-OW
Some guys get all the breaks
MY BACK! MY BACK!
Some guys do nothing but complain
CALL A FRICKIN' AMBULANCE!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2012-10-15 09:29:25 AM
was going to ask if he needed to have his stomach pumped but i can see that this was mentioned prior to my appointed time to goof off at work.
 
2012-10-15 09:30:26 AM

taglius: "I'm in my hearth, I'm in a hole".


I took a breath
I tasted coal.
I'm not that limber;
Man, I don't bend.

I'm in a hole...
 
2012-10-15 09:31:57 AM
In somewhat related (and actually interesting) news, the Stones are doing some shows in November and December.

/Yeah, I know. . .
//They're old and derp, derp, derp. . . .
 
2012-10-15 09:35:47 AM
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I pooped 'em.
 
2012-10-15 09:38:34 AM
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2012-10-15 09:41:51 AM
I'll watch Brooke Burke do yoga...
www.nypost.com

I'll watch Sara Underwood do yoga...
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I'll watch Sara Underwood do NSFW! yoga...

Do I have to watch Rod Stewart do yoga? Even with the bonus points for him screwing it up?
 
2012-10-15 09:48:42 AM
Hate on poor Rod all you want. He still is responsible for this, this and this.

Yeah, it was 100 years ago, but those are three truly great songs.
 
2012-10-15 10:28:03 AM
Ever see an old man growing older,
Trying to make himself look spry?
 
2012-10-15 01:17:26 PM

LonMead: I'll watch Brooke Burke do yoga...
[www.nypost.com image 500x380]

I'll watch Sara Underwood do yoga...
[cdn.wickedchopspoker.com image 510x270]

I'll watch Sara Underwood do NSFW! yoga...

Do I have to watch Rod Stewart do yoga? Even with the bonus points for him screwing it up?


I don't know who Sara Underwood is but it was a nice sight to see in a thread about some old dude who gargles jizz.
 
2012-10-15 01:17:31 PM

Nightsweat: Hate on poor Rod all you want. He still is responsible for this, this and this.

Yeah, it was 100 years ago, but those are three truly great songs.


Came to post some Faces vids. Good on you!

Just for shiats and giggles here's their awesome cover of the Temptations I'm losing you.
 
2012-10-15 05:31:02 PM
enuff with the Rod Stewart stories, already
 
2012-10-15 06:55:56 PM
anybody else love "Blind Prayer" ?

He had white man ragged-voice SOUL in those days.

1969-1971 were GOLD, Jerry, GOLD.

"Atlantic Crossing" and "Blondes Have More Fun" had more a few highpoints as well, but it wasn't the same.
 
2012-10-15 08:12:46 PM
that old soccer ball probably gets laid more than all of us combined. some guys really do have all the luck. like most people i wasn't born with talent. like most people my life sucks.
 
2012-10-15 09:04:52 PM
For some reason I read that as "Rod Stewart says he tried doing yoda"
 
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