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(BBSpot)   Daschle proposes restrictions on box cutters, tweezers   ( divider line
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1479 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2001 at 8:27 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-20 08:35:40 AM  
Now I feel safer
2001-11-20 08:35:44 AM  
If gay ethnic abortionists can't own boxcutters, then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-20 09:07:58 AM  
Wimpass Daschle is rumored to be eyeing a run for Prez in '04. Who will look more pathetic...him or Hil-liar-ry?
2001-11-20 09:16:29 AM  
Written by Wil Wheaton?!

2001-11-20 10:06:22 AM  
Thank God, they are keeping tweezers off flights. Tom's right, terrorits could give you a nasty pluck with those.
2001-11-20 10:11:55 AM  
(Tooney throws stick)

Fetch, Freddy, fetch!

Freddy: Arf arf.
2001-11-20 10:13:41 AM  
Nice one Wil.
2001-11-20 10:33:49 AM  
""While we are grateful for the unconstitutional power granted to the federal government by the USA PATRIOT Act, Senator Daschle feels that secret military courts, roving wire taps, and warrantless searches will simply not protect Americans from any future terrorist acts."
ROFLMFAO, wait that probably isn't satire though.......
2001-11-20 10:55:16 AM  
I didn't even crack a smile on this one...boring
2001-11-20 11:09:19 AM  
2001-11-20 12:29:36 PM  
Even though the article is satire, I frankly wouldn't put it past Daschle to propose such legislation. The man is scary.
2001-11-20 12:34:18 PM  
As "stupid" as this article is, even though it is indeed satire, sadly, it's not far from the truth ... errr ... rather, reality.
2001-11-20 01:39:31 PM  
Nice article, Wil!
2001-11-20 02:03:16 PM  
They can have my nail clippers when they pry them from my cold, dead, yet still nicely manicured hands.
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