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(Daily Mail)   Bad: two-year-old boy suffers from autism. Good: He has found solace in his pet chickens. FARK: Someone came in and decapitated them   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 221
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2012-10-14 09:05:17 PM
I guess his life has just been full of rotten cluck
 
2012-10-14 09:15:59 PM
Therapy chickens?
Jesus. I was going to strangle my nephew for having lights in his shoes and keeping the volume on on his ipad.
 
2012-10-14 09:22:52 PM
America's wang.
 
2012-10-14 09:37:45 PM
1. The kid is 2. Autistic or not, there is NO reason to tell the kid the truth. The chickens went to a farm. Whatever lie you were going to use in two weeks, use that.
2. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-10-14 09:40:56 PM
Headless chickens can still make decent pets.

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2012-10-14 09:46:46 PM
But they were TASTY!
 
2012-10-14 09:48:36 PM
i162.photobucket.com

Duct tape.
 
2012-10-14 09:51:10 PM

ThatGuyGreg: 1. The kid is 2. Autistic or not, there is NO reason to tell the kid the truth. The chickens went to a farm. Whatever lie you were going to use in two weeks, use that.
2. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


came for this.

posting the pic anyway. 

dumbimages.net
 
2012-10-14 09:54:59 PM
Like they always say, don't count your chickens before they're hatcheted.
 
2012-10-14 09:56:03 PM
cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-10-14 09:57:54 PM
Sorry your chickens died. Can I come over for dinner?
 
2012-10-14 10:03:03 PM
mojoimage.com


"YA, THAT'S SO WRONG EH?"
 
2012-10-14 10:04:42 PM
What kind of a-hole would do something like that? Especially to a child's pets?
 
2012-10-14 10:05:16 PM
I call shenanigans on this. Why does it have to be chickens which are illegal for them to have? A dog or cat would serve the purpose much better. Also why are farm animals of that sort illegal in town?
 
2012-10-14 10:10:09 PM
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. ON THE WATERFRONT

/so sorry for the kid
 
2012-10-14 10:12:29 PM
He's two. Tell him they flew away.
 
2012-10-14 10:15:38 PM
And then get him new ones.
 
2012-10-14 10:29:24 PM

wtfisthat: I call shenanigans on this. Why does it have to be chickens which are illegal for them to have? A dog or cat would serve the purpose much better. Also why are farm animals of that sort illegal in town?


Just a zoning thing. Some places simply don't allow livestock on residential zoned areas for the same reason they don't allow commercial buildings there.

Unless the town was a total dick, they could probably get a variance to allow for a minimal amount of chickens for the son.

Does it have to be chickens? Probably not. Did they notice that chickens worked, and decide to keep doing what was helping their son? Probably.
 
2012-10-14 10:29:41 PM
Was it really someone not raccoons?
 
2012-10-14 10:37:00 PM
The people who did that are real cocks.
 
2012-10-14 11:28:56 PM
He and the toddler's mother, Ashley, now face the heart-wrenching task of having to tell their son what has happened.

Tell him the Chicken Faerie took them and give him a few quarters. Or tell him that they were so pretty God miracled them up to Heaven to make grandma happy.

There are times when lying is the right thing to do
 
2012-10-15 12:48:20 AM
Sufiya Zinobia strikes again!
 
2012-10-15 12:50:05 AM
Luckily, BillyWitchDoctorDotCom deal mostly in chicken.

Mostly.

images.community.wizards.com
 
2012-10-15 12:50:40 AM
blog.rogersbroadcasting.com

/SHAAAAARON... I DID IT AGAIN...
 
2012-10-15 12:51:29 AM

Lionel Mandrake: He and the toddler's mother, Ashley, now face the heart-wrenching task of having to tell their son what has happened.

Tell him the Chicken Faerie took them and give him a few quarters. Or tell him that they were so pretty God miracled them up to Heaven to make grandma happy.

There are times when lying is the right thing to do


Exactly. Kid is only 2. A small lie about a dead pet won't scar him nearly as much as "your chickens were murdered."
 
2012-10-15 12:52:08 AM

BronyMedic: Luckily, BillyWitchDoctorDotCom deal mostly in chicken.

Mostly.


Arise, chicken! Arise!
 
2012-10-15 12:53:42 AM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 400x363]

Duct tape.


Came for this... Carry on.....
 
2012-10-15 12:54:03 AM
Primary suspect:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-15 12:55:20 AM
1) The city's a bag of dicks. Give them a farking variance.

2) Since the city's a bag of dicks, they were going to have to get rid of the chickens anyway. Take your kid to visit the head of code enforcement and tell him, "This is the dick who took your chickens away."
 
2012-10-15 12:58:06 AM

doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?


That or weasels.
 
2012-10-15 12:58:09 AM

LasersHurt:
Does it have to be chickens? Probably not. Did they notice that chickens worked, and decide to keep doing what was helping their son? Probably.


"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." For anyone with autism, much less a 2-year-old, this is far more than a cliche.
 
2012-10-15 12:59:46 AM
I couldn't stop myself from laughing when I first read about this story just because of the seeming absurdity of it. Yeah I know, I'm an evil person, and it's a horrible thing to do but there it is.
 
2012-10-15 01:00:25 AM
Hey subby, these are tough times, how else am I supposed to feed my family?
 
2012-10-15 01:00:29 AM

wellreadneck: doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?

That or weasels.


Would a wild animal eat just the heads?
 
2012-10-15 01:00:56 AM

staplermofo: Therapy chickens?
Jesus. I was going to strangle my nephew for having lights in his shoes and keeping the volume on on his ipad.


1. Who the hell finds their son is autistic and thinks "chickens!!! THAT'S the answer!!"??
2. Teeth marks? It's a raccoon. Get over it. Raccoons kills chickens, generally by decapitation. They've got freakishly dexterous hands and can open simple coop latches.
3. If he's autistic like you say, I don't think you're gonna "tell" him anything specific. He doesn't understand enough English to convey the concepts of them being dead and not knowing what did it. He might have a one-syllable repeated sound to refer to it, like "cla-cla" and all you can say back is "no, no more cla-cla". I don't know if that makes it easier or harder on either of you, but that's the reality of the situation.
 
2012-10-15 01:01:03 AM
Absolutely sick someone would do this

Would not be surprised it is some dick busybody who works with the local government. DeBary is mostly a small, rural-like town with not a lot of box-house type subdivisions. There should have been no problem with chickens on the property...outside of your normal dick busybody
 
2012-10-15 01:02:23 AM
You really need to ask why it's a code violation to keep chickens in a rural neighborhood?

Dog's barking aren't enough for you? You'd like to be roused awake at 5am by a horny cock?
 
2012-10-15 01:02:48 AM
Guess we know where this coont moved to.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-10-15 01:03:22 AM
Believe it or not, but this same exact thing happened in Sarasota recently. Literally, an autistic kid had his chickens taken away, and his parents paraded him in front of the media complaining about it. farking bizarre!
 
2012-10-15 01:04:24 AM
Five minutes to the news segment on this...ooooooooohhh four minutes to the news segment on this.

/Syrup needs to be on the the table before the pancakes.
 
2012-10-15 01:04:40 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: wellreadneck: doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?

That or weasels.

Would a wild animal eat just the heads?


They go down through the neck and eat the rich vital organs.
 
2012-10-15 01:05:05 AM

zenferret: You really need to ask why it's a code violation to keep chickens in a rural neighborhood?

Dog's barking aren't enough for you? You'd like to be roused awake at 5am by a horny cock?


I'll let that one sway in the breeze.
 
2012-10-15 01:06:40 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: wellreadneck: doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?

That or weasels.

Would a wild animal eat just the heads?


Racoons aren't predators, they're assholes. Chickes are a treat, not a meal.
 
2012-10-15 01:07:58 AM

mooseyfate: Guess we know where this coont moved to.

[www.blogcdn.com image 348x232]


I thought that woman would be FARK's hero. She's a real life trollface.
 
2012-10-15 01:09:26 AM
Seriously, did anyone in Sarasota see that segment on SNN like 2 weeks ago about the autistic kid whose chickens got taken after a dispute with the city council?

How the bell does this same odd scenario happen twice in the same state, a few weeks apart?
 
2012-10-15 01:09:40 AM
He's young enough that he would probably not notice if they just replaced the chickens.
 
2012-10-15 01:10:26 AM
Having my own kid who loves his chickens, I really feel for this family.

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Fark whoever did this with a rusty chainsaw.
 
2012-10-15 01:11:07 AM

eraser8: He's young enough that he would probably not notice if they just replaced the chickens.


He's autistic. He wouldn't notice if they just superglued Peep heads on the chicken carcasses.
 
2012-10-15 01:11:08 AM
a.abcnews.com
 
2012-10-15 01:11:28 AM
At least the kid still has someone to run around with.
 
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