ThatGuyGreg: 1. The kid is 2. Autistic or not, there is NO reason to tell the kid the truth. The chickens went to a farm. Whatever lie you were going to use in two weeks, use that.2. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
R.I.P. ON THE WATERFRONT
wtfisthat: I call shenanigans on this. Why does it have to be chickens which are illegal for them to have? A dog or cat would serve the purpose much better. Also why are farm animals of that sort illegal in town?
Lionel Mandrake: He and the toddler's mother, Ashley, now face the heart-wrenching task of having to tell their son what has happened.Tell him the Chicken Faerie took them and give him a few quarters. Or tell him that they were so pretty God miracled them up to Heaven to make grandma happy.There are times when lying is the right thing to do
BronyMedic: Luckily, BillyWitchDoctorDotCom deal mostly in chicken.Mostly.
CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 400x363]Duct tape.
doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?
LasersHurt: Does it have to be chickens? Probably not. Did they notice that chickens worked, and decide to keep doing what was helping their son? Probably.
wellreadneck: doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?That or weasels.
staplermofo: Therapy chickens?Jesus. I was going to strangle my nephew for having lights in his shoes and keeping the volume on on his ipad.
Mitch Taylor's Bro: wellreadneck: doglover: Was it really someone not raccoons?That or weasels.Would a wild animal eat just the heads?
zenferret: You really need to ask why it's a code violation to keep chickens in a rural neighborhood?Dog's barking aren't enough for you? You'd like to be roused awake at 5am by a horny cock?
mooseyfate: Guess we know where this coont moved to.[www.blogcdn.com image 348x232]
eraser8: He's young enough that he would probably not notice if they just replaced the chickens.
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