DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Barracuda: Heart
FirstNationalBastard: Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise
jaylectricity: FirstNationalBastard: Eddie Money - Two Tickets To ParadiseWe're leaving next month...and it's four tickets.
Because People in power are Stupid: I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor
dletter: This is a goof thing we are doing (other than the money going to charity), so, you have to go really goof on the songs:Journey - Separate WaysEurope - Final CountdownStarship - We Built This City
theewhiterhino: Because People in power are Stupid: I Will Survive Gloria GaynorI'd much prefer the Cake version.
Because People in power are Stupid: theewhiterhino: Because People in power are Stupid: I Will Survive Gloria GaynorI'd much prefer the Cake version.I'm going the distance to say that I'm thinking 70's Trans Am -something that Biden would listen to in his sweet ride.[o.onionstatic.com image 250x166]
Vodka Zombie: I think something from Styx belongs in that whip. "Rockin the paradise" or "come sail away" would be good.
Lorelle: Generals and Majors - XTC
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Lorelle: Generals and Majors - XTCThe original Onion article this is all based on, cited Night Ranger and Cinderella, so we're leaning more to pre-1990s rock.
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