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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Speaker runs off stage in tears after she's heckled by students destined to live in a van down by the river   (postandcourier.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-14 11:01:09 PM
4 votes:
Eh, it's hard for me to find sympathy for people like this. She farked up and endangered innocent people, but then exploits the fark up to earn a living? biatch needs to get a real job, like drumming for a hair metal band.
2012-10-14 11:53:30 PM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: doglover: I liked many of my high school speakers, but the anti- people make me physically ill. When they're not lying, they're exagerating and skewing numbers.

DARE people were the worst. They even knew the stuff they were teaching was blatant, fear mongering lies, and that was the hardest thing ever to swallow about the whole thing. Make drugs out to be the worst things ever so kids won't touch them was the tactic, and it failed so miserably it wasn't even funny.

I think the breaking point for me was in 10th grade, going through a DARE Trailer for the Tennessee Highway Patrol and seeing Weed put up in the same class as Crystal Meth in harm.


Homestly, coffee is way worse than crystal meth.

People can't handle meth. You try it once and die slow. So most folken avoid it.

Coffee seems harmless, so EVERYONE uses it, EXPECTS you to use it. We'll even eat it out of a cat's ass. That's true horror.
2012-10-14 11:30:07 PM
2 votes:
Let's give her a big hand!
2012-10-14 11:05:02 PM
2 votes:

calbert: /obscure?


Are you asking if one of the most popular characters from one of the longest running shows on one of the major networks, a character that is referenced in the headline, no less, is obscure?

Because yes... yes it is.
2012-10-15 07:28:31 AM
1 votes:
i9.photobucket.com
2012-10-15 06:53:01 AM
1 votes:

thisisarepeat: I got an "OUIL" in the late 90's in Michigan.I was 19, it was about 4:00am and foggy as I have ever seen, my vehicle was parked, my blood alcohol level was 0.02 (thats a DUI for anybody under 21) and some stupid fat biatch barreled into it at around 50 mph and farked up her knees, as well as totaling both of our vehicles. She sued my parents for $60,000. SO fark ALL OF YOU MADD MOTHERfarkERS, DIAF!!!! I'm glad your families died because you pieces of shiat deserve it .


So you were underaged, drinking when you knew the law, and got into an accident?

And you're glad innocent people have died because you made a stupid decision?

beijingdaze.com
2012-10-15 03:09:06 AM
1 votes:
But the problem with our schools is money. Not the people working in them who let things like this go on.
2012-10-15 02:16:59 AM
1 votes:
Who remembers the movie "Red Asphalt"?
2012-10-15 02:10:49 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-10-15 01:20:45 AM
1 votes:

invictus2: What do you mean!? He must of not told you in the assembly of the mystical time traveling fog, that forced him to slay the dragon.

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Oh, holy mother of fark ... I just looked that up, and that's a real thing. Somebody really made a comic book about that jackass. Stunning!
2012-10-15 01:16:46 AM
1 votes:

Cornelius Dribble: Read the article and missed the part about running off in tears. Can somebody enlighten me?




Dick headline from dick subby...
2012-10-15 01:13:17 AM
1 votes:

Ed_Severson: I had to sit through some unimaginably stupid motivational talk from Billy Ray Cyrus when I was in high school. Afterwards, in my English class, we were required to write an essay about what we had learned during the assembly.

I wrote about how clear it was that the school board didn't understand how to motivate people.


What do you mean!? He must of not told you in the assembly of the mystical time traveling fog, that forced him to slay the dragon.
blogs.westword.com
2012-10-15 12:59:54 AM
1 votes:

Ed_Severson: I had to sit through some unimaginably stupid motivational talk from Billy Ray Cyrus when I was in high school. Afterwards, in my English class, we were required to write an essay about what we had learned during the assembly.

I wrote about how clear it was that the school board didn't understand how to motivate people.


Why you gotta tell them that? Don't break their hearts. Their achy breaky hearts.
2012-10-15 12:54:13 AM
1 votes:
I had to sit through some unimaginably stupid motivational talk from Billy Ray Cyrus when I was in high school. Afterwards, in my English class, we were required to write an essay about what we had learned during the assembly.

I wrote about how clear it was that the school board didn't understand how to motivate people.
2012-10-15 12:15:16 AM
1 votes:

calbert: /obscure?


Thank you. It took me this long to realize posting the obvious reference and then asking if it's obscure is a new Fark joke. I'm sheepish that I thought the first five people who did it were simply idiots. You've taught me.

/rollin' with the times
2012-10-14 11:53:24 PM
1 votes:
ftfa: Panzau speaks while wearing shorts and a tank-top shirt

is that acceptable dress code in any public school?

also, she's a paid spokesperson for one of the biggest alcohol distributors / manufacturers / promoters. so.... who cares?

also, it's very funny to heckle paid entertainment at high schools. you get out of class for an hour, some dick talks shiat, and you yell obscene comments at them. good times are had by all.
2012-10-14 11:46:50 PM
1 votes:
Though she doesn't know exactly what was said, it was enough to end her talk. "I said, 'This is my life, and there's nothing funny about it.'?"

I am sorry sugar tits but a woman with one arm because she drove after drinking is a treasure trove of comedy... your life is figuratively and literally a joke. My advice? Learn to live with it.
2012-10-14 11:29:33 PM
1 votes:

PiffMan420: pedrop357: Maybe the 90+% of teens who DON'T drink and driver are sick of hearing sob stories, condescending lectures, and/or simplistic moralizing from any idiot the school district can get to come and talk.

I'm an adult who doesn't drive drunk and I'm sick of hearing/seeing the messages and it's not nearly as condescending, trite, simplistic, or unrealistic as that aimed at teens.

When a significant number simply don't drink, and the vast majority of those who do drink do not drive drunk, you're bound to test the limits of how much insulting time wasting lectures they're willing to take.

Put yourself in their shoes. How many assemblies like this would all of us as adults put up with? How many times would your job have to bring you to a meeting/assembly of the kind schools do before you stopped paying attention or even engaged in a little taunting? Granted, adults would be a little more tactful, but anyone paying attention would realize that the vast majority are sick of this kind of meeting and showing it to the presenter.

The assemblies with the paid hacks were the WORST. There's a good racket for "cleaned" up drunks and drug addicts doing bullshiat speaking gigs.


"How much did you get paid to be here? I mean you said this was 10 years ago, so i assume this isnt still part of your community service. Its the middle of the day, so ill also assume you dont have a normal job, if youre supporting yourself on these speaking gigs they must pay OK, so what youre telling us is, we can party hard, nearly kill ourselves and get a lucrative career out of it? Sweet!"
2012-10-14 11:05:26 PM
1 votes:
I'd hit and run it.
2012-10-14 11:00:18 PM
1 votes:
She had a DUI. She deserves ridicule.
2012-10-14 09:17:51 PM
1 votes:
media.comicvine.com

/obscure?
2012-10-14 06:58:01 PM
1 votes:
It's okay. Those douchebag kids will go home where they're worshipped by their parents.
2012-10-14 05:46:47 PM
1 votes:
What? Some kid called her "Stumpy."
2012-10-14 05:07:55 PM
1 votes:
I read the first few words and immediately thought of bohner.
 
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