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(Bitten and Bound)   Russell Crowe's extended film absences pushed his lovely wife into the arms of another. #BloodyOath   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 41
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2012-10-14 05:25:33 PM
If I'm ever famous for entertainment, I'm marrying a shut in.

When you take an extrovert and an introvert, you can get a thing going on and keep it up, like yin and yang.

When you have an extrovert and an extrovert, and you're not working together all the time, you'll get distance and resentment,
 
2012-10-14 05:30:59 PM
#BloodyOath

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2012-10-14 06:14:19 PM

Relatively Obscure: #BloodyOath

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Thank you. This tells me that the subby responsible for all these #bitten&bound headlines has to be the same one.

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2012-10-14 06:17:36 PM
Maybe it's just my eyes but they look like brother and sister and it looks like the sister got a lot more of the brothers looks than he got the sisters.
 
2012-10-14 06:38:20 PM
#hashtagRAGE
 
2012-10-14 07:18:32 PM
If you're that rich then why not keep the spouse and kids with you? Arrange for private tutelage and off you go. Splits like this can't be that surprising. Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
 
2012-10-14 07:18:40 PM
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2012-10-14 07:20:58 PM
For the amount of money that Crowe earns, you'd think that he could afford to buy her a cybian.
 
2012-10-14 07:24:24 PM
Looks like Crowe's gonna need to find another beard to reproduce with after the Flood.
 
2012-10-14 07:29:13 PM
As I recall, he was banging Meg Ryan and broke up her marriage, then when that hit the press, he ran back to Australia and married her. She must be a very understanding woman.

/yeah, yeah, I know--"she only #$@%%$# married him because he's #$@@!$$@#3 filthy rich, that $#@@%%$ whore!!!!"

Can it.
 
2012-10-14 07:35:24 PM
I guess she was not entertained
 
2012-10-14 07:37:21 PM
Two kids in 9 years covers all the requirements to milk him for all of his earnings forever. Game over.
 
2012-10-14 07:38:13 PM
Dude who farked Russell Crowe's wife has to be one of the bravest people in the world.
 
2012-10-14 07:41:48 PM

mechgreg: Dude who farked Russell Crowe's wife has to be one of the bravest people in the world.


It really wasn't that big of a deal, and she biatches too much, but thank you for the tip of the hat.
 
2012-10-14 07:46:41 PM
The only name I recognized in TFA was Russell Crowe. I think he's getting rid of dead weight, although sacrificing 75% of his income in the process.

qsblues: mechgreg: Dude who farked Russell Crowe's wife has to be one of the bravest people in the world.

It really wasn't that big of a deal, and she biatches too much, but thank you for the tip of the hat.


Wait, you too? I thought I was the only one, aside from the guy in the article.
 
2012-10-14 07:50:37 PM

HotWingAgenda:
qsblues: mechgreg: Dude who farked Russell Crowe's wife has to be one of the bravest people in the world.

It really wasn't that big of a deal, and she biatches too much, but thank you for the tip of the hat.

Wait, you too? I thought I was the only one, aside from the guy in the article.


Did either of you happen to see my black and silver Seiko watch that I left on her nightstand?
 
2012-10-14 07:56:59 PM
Wandering pussy will wander, no matter who its daddy is.
 
2012-10-14 07:58:14 PM
To the circling crowd of divorce lawyers:

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN RETAINED?

/sorry
 
2012-10-14 07:59:19 PM

doglover: If I'm ever famous for entertainment, I'm marrying a shut in.

When you take an extrovert and an introvert, you can get a thing going on and keep it up, like yin and yang.

When you have an extrovert and an extrovert, and you're not working together all the time, you'll get distance and resentment,


Relationships can be a morass of resentment over the long haul.
Gotta let that stuff go or get the fark out.
 
2012-10-14 08:00:10 PM
Figured this was coming when I heard he was making six films back to back.
/not shocked
//still, sad for the kids
 
2012-10-14 08:13:45 PM

red5ish: Two kids in 9 years covers all the requirements to milk him for all of his earnings forever. Game over.


Ahem. This is Australia - we're generally a bit more sensible about these things. And Crowe is no dummy - the article says "amicable" but I wouldn't be surprised if a pre-nup surfaces if/when "amicable" becomes "bitter".
 
2012-10-14 08:19:12 PM
Is Meg Ryan laughing yet? Even if Li'L Abner Mellencamp had a crush on Palin, I hope he made her forget her stalking target.
 
2012-10-14 08:39:31 PM

ArkAngel: I guess she was not entertained


Yeah, we're done here.
 
2012-10-14 08:46:16 PM
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Russell Crowe is an old white supremacist, no wonder she didn't want to be with him.
 
2012-10-14 09:50:07 PM
I saw the picture in the article. No big loss.
 
2012-10-14 10:16:23 PM
Half, Eddie. Half.
 
2012-10-14 10:27:02 PM
He's married? To a woman? I thought he was gay.

/NTTAWWT
//lol Romper Stomper
 
2012-10-14 10:39:22 PM
So this happened while he was away filming , "Noah"

God ruins another relationship. If only there was a group of people who would install values of the sanctity of marriage into society.
Oh well.
 
2012-10-14 10:41:38 PM
Conservatives think George Clooney's gay, but maybe he has the right idea. Bang whomever you want, don't get married, leave your money to the democratic party.
 
2012-10-14 10:45:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: #BloodyOath

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This also applies to websites that automatically load/play ads.
 
2012-10-14 10:59:12 PM
Got stuck at "New Zealand-born Aussie".
 
2012-10-14 11:02:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I saw the picture in the article. No big loss.


Yeah right studman. Way beneath your standards.

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2012-10-14 11:04:16 PM

cryinoutloud: AverageAmericanGuy: I saw the picture in the article. No big loss.

Yeah right studman. Way beneath your standards.

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Her face looks like Rob Liefeld designed it.
 
2012-10-15 12:47:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: cryinoutloud: AverageAmericanGuy: I saw the picture in the article. No big loss.

Yeah right studman. Way beneath your standards.

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Her face looks like Rob Liefeld designed it.


I don't see any utility pockets. Maybe they are inside her cheeks.
 
2012-10-15 01:31:25 AM

ParadisePornoTheater: Is Meg Ryan laughing yet?


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Dunno. Think so.... maybe.
 
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2012-10-15 02:03:43 AM

Bastinado: ParadisePornoTheater: Is Meg Ryan laughing yet?

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Dunno. Think so.... maybe.


Gah. I remember when she was hot.
 
2012-10-15 05:14:08 AM
Wouldn't Dennis Quaid be laughing instead?
 
2012-10-15 06:25:56 AM

cryinoutloud: AverageAmericanGuy: I saw the picture in the article. No big loss.

Yeah right studman. Way beneath your standards.

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I agree with him. Russell Crowe looks awful. She can do better.
 
2012-10-15 11:02:31 AM

Atomic Spunk: HotWingAgenda:
qsblues: mechgreg: Dude who farked Russell Crowe's wife has to be one of the bravest people in the world.

It really wasn't that big of a deal, and she biatches too much, but thank you for the tip of the hat.

Wait, you too? I thought I was the only one, aside from the guy in the article.

Did either of you happen to see my black and silver Seiko watch that I left on her nightstand?


Yeah, I saw that watch. That was the one your wife got for you, right? Well, she got me the Tag Hauer, you got the Seiko.
 
2012-10-15 04:33:04 PM
Tag is for people who use hashtags outside of twitter?
 
2012-10-16 11:47:16 AM
When your wife is a whore it doesn't matter who you are or what you do...Just sayin..
 
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