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2012-10-14 03:22:38 PM
i271.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 03:25:07 PM
That's because LotR is ghey.


//nttawwt
 
2012-10-14 03:31:53 PM
Midget porn thread?
 
2012-10-14 03:44:16 PM
Where ALL the dwarf women at, white boy.
 
2012-10-14 04:12:36 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 04:25:39 PM
Nothing will give a man more confidence than a handy from a dwarf woman.
 
2012-10-14 04:29:34 PM
Am I the only one who is bothered by one of the races listed being "trees." As Treebeard said: "Tree? TREE? I am no tree. I'm an ent." Also, the entwives were mentioned, but not individuals by name, as they had gone missing. It was suggested that perhaps the moving trees in the Shire were the entwives.

And how are you supposed to tell the difference between dwarf men and women anyway? Sure, most of them are said to be male, but otherwise, it's kinda hard to tell...
 
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2012-10-14 04:48:40 PM
Dwarves are *fabulous*. They can reproduce by fission.
 
2012-10-14 04:48:54 PM
There so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for men

/it's the beards
 
2012-10-14 04:49:30 PM
*They're

dammit
 
2012-10-14 05:03:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

She was not signed on for Series X.
 
2012-10-14 05:04:06 PM
The percentage of female characters in LotR is probably similar to the number of women Tolkien interacted with on a given day. It's a sausage fest because early-twentieth century Oxbridge was a sausage fest.
 
2012-10-14 05:05:09 PM
Because LotR is centered mostly around medieval-style combat, of which women were seldom a part.
 
2012-10-14 05:06:37 PM
Um, the Maiar and Valar, iirc, do not reproduce in any fashion that could be mapped onto human sexuality, and only wear human forms because of the old "a form you are comfortable with". Note Sauron's remarkable lack of giving a shiat.
 
2012-10-14 05:07:45 PM
www.aerojockey.com

War stories usually have a significantly higher number of men than women.
 
2012-10-14 05:10:45 PM
It's easy....

With dwarves, you can't tell which are women...

and with elves, you can't tell which are men.

/Boom, Tish.
//Seriously, try the fish.
 
2012-10-14 05:11:28 PM
The chart is missing orcs, trolls, eagles, spider things, dragons, and possibly whatever Beorn and Tom Bombadil were. (Wasn't Bombadil one of the Maiar? I've forgotten.)
 
2012-10-14 05:16:53 PM

Jim_Callahan: Um, the Maiar and Valar, iirc, do not reproduce in any fashion that could be mapped onto human sexuality, and only wear human forms because of the old "a form you are comfortable with". Note Sauron's remarkable lack of giving a shiat.


I don't think the Valar or Maiar actually reproduce with each other. It's been about a year since I read The Silmarillion last, but I think Melian was the only Ainur to have children, and that was with an elf, not another Ainur.
 
2012-10-14 05:28:46 PM
Subby isn't looking for weird enough porn.
 
2012-10-14 05:29:40 PM
If it's dwarf women you want seek out your local ren faire.
 
2012-10-14 05:30:43 PM
Most of the main characters of Sex and the City are female.

I demand this affront to gender equality be rectified.
 
2012-10-14 05:43:51 PM
You know what's really a sausage-fest? A submarine movie.
www.cbc.ca
And there's nothing wrong with that.
 
2012-10-14 05:46:45 PM
Why is that sad?
 
2012-10-14 05:48:01 PM
Looks like women avoid Middle Earth as much as they avoid the fans of it.
 
2012-10-14 06:06:19 PM
How do you know that half the dwarves in the story aren't female? They may just use male pronouns generically. Hell, maybe they are all female and only worthless drones are male and die after fertilizing the dwarf "king." It could be that the stupid humans are so bigoted that the Dwarves keep them in the dark about the whole thing and pretend to be all men.

Or we could pretend that a hundred year old book should not automatically reflect modern sensibilities.
 
2012-10-14 06:11:47 PM

BolloxReader:

Or we could pretend that a hundred year old book should not automatically reflect modern sensibilities.



But...but...but....then I won't have anything to get artificially outraged about today...we can't have that.
 
2012-10-14 06:13:51 PM
Maybe they stay in the kitchen.
 
2012-10-14 06:17:06 PM
Meh. The greatest horror movie ever had a cast of only men.
 
2012-10-14 06:18:23 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Meh. The greatest horror movie ever had a cast of only men.


Brokeback Moutain?
 
2012-10-14 06:28:50 PM
What a stupid article. Yes, let's examine a story written in the 40s, set in a fictional medieval society that (like real historical societies) had strong traditional gender roles, covering events that those roles would have forbidden women to participate in, and then criticize it for featuring mostly male characters. What a brilliant idea.

Oh, and let's conveniently ignore the strong female characters of Eowyn and Galadriel. And, since the subject of the Valar came up, let's also ignore the fact that the only Valar whose name and protection are repeatedly invoked in LotR is female (and yes, the Valar/Maiar do have male and female natures, though in their cases it's represented as a spiritual trait rather than a physical one).
 
2012-10-14 06:28:52 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-14 06:37:18 PM
I for one, am outraged at the lack of strong male characters in "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood."
 
2012-10-14 06:49:25 PM
How about in the Star Wars movies? 5%?
 
2012-10-14 06:49:29 PM
He could barely write a personality on his male characters, so it's probably not a bad thing.
 
2012-10-14 06:50:18 PM
I hope they let J.R.R. Tolkien know this, I'm sure he'll go fix it.

/Stop greenlighting this io9 shiat.
 
2012-10-14 07:17:03 PM
They're in the dwarf kitchens making shortcake.
 
2012-10-14 08:03:31 PM

Pharmdawg: They're in the dwarf kitchens making shortcake brewing ale.


FTFY. The hobbit ladies are the cooks.
 
2012-10-14 08:24:11 PM
The insurance actuarial did a run down on the effect of too many sexy LOTR female characters on screen. The conclusion was that the nerd audience would either suffer cardiac arrest......or soil the movie theater seats with biological contaminants.

I think its fair to say they left female dwarves out because it might be seen as insensitive to feminists.
 
2012-10-14 08:44:35 PM
www.chicagostagereview.com
 
2012-10-14 08:47:19 PM
The funny thing is people think that Philippa Boyen and Peter Jackson made up Gimil's monologue about dwarf women as a bit of comic relief. Nope. That was direct from Tolkien.
 
2012-10-14 09:16:52 PM

Bukharin: [www.chicagostagereview.com image 500x625]


You've just shown me what has been missing in my entire life. Thank you.
 
2012-10-14 09:58:44 PM
y'all just noticed? literary commentators have discussed this point for years
 
2012-10-14 10:08:31 PM
Speaking of the LOTR movie... the biggest mystery is where Aragorn's eyebrows went.

/seriously, once you notice they're gone it distracts you in every one of his scenes.
 
2012-10-14 10:12:00 PM
how many women were in "Saving Private Ryan"?
 
2012-10-14 10:12:15 PM
Just for Subby:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-14 10:14:58 PM

Nem Wan: You know what's really a sausage-fest? A submarine movie.
[www.cbc.ca image 300x202]
And there's nothing wrong with that.


The first class of submariners to allow female officers was graduated something like 6 months ago, so this may change in future movies.

//Well, in the US anyhow.
 
2012-10-14 10:20:26 PM

Nem Wan: You know what's really a sausage-fest? A submarine movie.
[www.cbc.ca image 300x202]
And there's nothing wrong with that.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-14 10:24:58 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-14 10:34:08 PM

Sgt Otter: I for one, am outraged at the lack of strong male characters in "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood."


same could be said for "The Help"
 
2012-10-14 10:42:20 PM

NetOwl: The chart is missing orcs, trolls, eagles, spider things, dragons, and possibly whatever Beorn and Tom Bombadil were. (Wasn't Bombadil one of the Maiar? I've forgotten.)


Both Beorn and Bombadil were Maiar.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:18 PM
It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.
 
2012-10-14 10:51:43 PM
Yes, it's difficult to pull women characters out from a book that's over fifty years old and about war and fighting. Creating characters will pull from the original book and piss off the fans.

Meanwhile, current fantasy/sci-fi includes The Hunger Games with a strong female lead and female characters. There is Alien with Ridley and Braveand no doubt several other more modern books with better integrated characters when it comes to gender, sex and race. Don't get your unisex undergarments in a twist because old literature reflects the worldview of the time.
 
2012-10-14 11:11:04 PM
OMG it's almost as if LotR was a children's tale written in the 1940's by an Englishman.

Oh, wait.
 
2012-10-14 11:41:20 PM

starsrift: OMG it's almost as if LotR was a children's tale written in the 1940's by an Englishman.

Oh, wait.


Came here for this.
 
2012-10-14 11:53:34 PM
So? You let them start showing up in large groups in blockbuster films they'll end up wanting the right to vote. Fark that noise.
 
2012-10-14 11:54:14 PM

taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.


It wasn't, but what else could he be? For the record, I'm a big enough Tolkien fan that I reread the books roughly once a year or so, and most of the time i skip Bombadil's chapter.

I also don't really mind Arwen's expanded role in the films.
 
2012-10-15 12:09:56 AM
About the only thing I really miss about WoW is playing my female dwarf. Since almost no one else played them at all, much less as their main, it made it a little special. And they have the best flirt lines in the game.

/I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs!
 
2012-10-15 12:19:53 AM
Because it's a story about Stuff Happening, not People Whining About Their Feelings.
 
2012-10-15 12:38:09 AM

Vigorous_Apathy: Because it's a story about Stuff Happening, not People Whining About Their Feelings.


I hate People Whining About Their Feelings stories. Especially those farking cop dramas. Boohoo, your old partner betrayed you to the Mob and you feel conflicted about the informer you befriended. Man up and shoot some people.
 
2012-10-15 12:47:35 AM
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Oh yeah, that's hot.
 
2012-10-15 01:10:53 AM

nanim: Speaking of the LOTR movie... the biggest mystery is where Aragorn's eyebrows went.

/seriously, once you notice they're gone it distracts you in every one of his scenes.


s.pro-gmedia.com

Looks to me like he has eyebrows. Did you, by chance, mean Grima Wormtongue?
 
2012-10-15 01:14:05 AM
My, I like the terry Pratchett explanation of female dwarfs. You see them all the time, you just can't see any normal tell-tale signs of sexuality.
 
2012-10-15 01:20:39 AM
The ladies we do get are badass enough to compensate somewhat for their rarity.

/Luthien Tinúviel, anyone?
 
2012-10-15 01:53:09 AM
Jesus Christ. Feminists are really going to keep pushing this 50/50 bullshiat?

GET farkING OVER IT!! Pride and Prejudice has only girls and effete men, nobody cares.

What's next? Going to complain about the lack of females in farking Predator?
 
2012-10-15 02:01:54 AM

miniflea: taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.

It wasn't, but what else could he be? For the record, I'm a big enough Tolkien fan that I reread the books roughly once a year or so, and most of the time i skip Bombadil's chapter.

I also don't really mind Arwen's expanded role in the films.


I apply the looks like the duck, talks like a duck philosophy to Bombadil as well. The only other argument I've seen is that he's some sort of natural phenomena of a species or type different from all other Godlike creatures. There really isn't much precedent for that, so I highly doubt it.
 
2012-10-15 02:03:21 AM
I'd imagine the women aren't outdoors when there's an apocalyptic world war going on.
 
2012-10-15 02:04:21 AM

msupf: . You see them all the time, you just can't see any normal tell-tale signs of sexuality.


At least until the strange dwarf 'feminist' movement.
 
2012-10-15 02:05:48 AM

miniflea: taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.

It wasn't, but what else could he be?


Tolkien believed the world contained mysteries that could never be understood. He intended Tom Bombadil to be the personification of that view. Any conclusions about Bombadil's nature beyond "unknown" are necessarily incorrect.
 
2012-10-15 03:30:51 AM
I'd be surprised if Emil Johansson doesn't get cease and desist orders for this project, from what I know of the Tolkien estate.

BTW, Tolkien himself disliked Hollywood. I've never read anything about why he was willing to sell movie rights for his books. Also, he intended his work to be something of an English mythology. Of course one of the main characteristics of myth is that it evolves as it permeates folk culture, and people regularly revise and reimagine it.

F U to the Tolkien Estate, Warner Bros., etc.

Wait, is this an IP thread? Or did I get off-topic?
 
2012-10-15 03:33:16 AM
Didn't Tolkien write something about how the few female dwarves that existed, many of them grew beards, or at least were able to if they wanted to? I felt that was his way of saying they are difficult to tell from the males.
 
2012-10-15 04:01:51 AM

Vigorous_Apathy: Because it's a story about Stuff Happening, not People Whining About Their Feelings.


assets.nydailynews.com
...but why does nobody in Middle Earth sparkle?
 
2012-10-15 04:04:48 AM

rocky_howard: Jesus Christ. Feminists are really going to keep pushing this 50/50 bullshiat?

GET farkING OVER IT!! Pride and Prejudice has only girls and effete men, nobody cares.

What's next? Going to complain about the lack of females in farking Predator?


You rang?
home.comcast.net
 
2012-10-15 04:12:36 AM
I was going to write a parody Tumblr social justice post but I can't work my mind into that same frothy, recursive logictrap stream-of-consciousness style that they manage to- wait wait, maybe I

To say that we "social justice warriors" as the anti-SW crowd calls us shouldn't extend our aims to defending fictional races is a narrow position that only serves to marginalize real races and peoples. To not point out the privilege of the men of Middle Earth and their wanton demonization of the orcs who were not made "dull" and "twisted" (who are we to judge orcs on such culturally-relative value judgements?) out of choice but rather they were mutilated and tortured into it their forms would be as insensitive as not pointing out that current educational accomplishment rates of blacks is reflective of centuries of oppression.

Ah fark it, I don't have it in me tonight.
 
2012-10-15 04:34:09 AM

nytmare: How about in the Star Wars movies? 5%?


Don't assume the same visual cues of sexual dimorphism would hold true for well developed aliens.

/I kicked him in the knee!
//Not everyone keeps their genitalia in the same place.
 
2012-10-15 05:31:46 AM

cretinbob: That's because LotR is ghey.


//nttawwt


i.ytimg.com

/Not to mention boring...
 
2012-10-15 07:04:18 AM
www.wearysloth.com

I always thought Rosie Cotton was cute. But, I like redheads and midgets so I'm bias.
 
2012-10-15 07:18:51 AM

rocky_howard: Jesus Christ. Feminists are really going to keep pushing this 50/50 bullshiat?

GET farkING OVER IT!! Pride and Prejudice has only girls and effete men, nobody cares.

What's next? Going to complain about the lack of females in farking Predator?


There's now a massive gap in what men and women watch. Men watch movies, women watch TV. Turn on TV shows like Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives and men are basically one-dimensional props. And I don't care if that's what women want to watch, but don't go making a point about what men watch too.
 
2012-10-15 07:38:51 AM

CmndrFish: NetOwl: The chart is missing orcs, trolls, eagles, spider things, dragons, and possibly whatever Beorn and Tom Bombadil were. (Wasn't Bombadil one of the Maiar? I've forgotten.)

Both Beorn and Bombadil were Maiar.


Wat?

Seriously, citation needed there.
 
2012-10-15 07:54:34 AM

Ed Willy: Don't get your unisex undergarments in a twist because old literature reflects the worldview of the time.


Meh, I just saw that as the curtain JRRT hid behind. It's screamingly obvious he's downright allergic to female characters, so he covered up this weakness by making the books a sausage fest. His best female characters are basically serviceable variations of his male characters trapped in women's bodies (Eowyn until Faramir neutered her into boring shlock, Galadriel); Arwen is an effin' wallflower. He wasn't gonna push the bubble on this one and I'm glad he didn't try. The books have enough issues without picking up every progressive banner and despite being rather two-dimensional (how much dimension can you put in a bit role anyway), Galadriel is a two-dimensional badass.
 
2012-10-15 07:56:14 AM

CmndrFish: NetOwl: The chart is missing orcs, trolls, eagles, spider things, dragons, and possibly whatever Beorn and Tom Bombadil were. (Wasn't Bombadil one of the Maiar? I've forgotten.)

Both Beorn and Bombadil were Maiar.


Eh, no. Beorn was just a bad-assed shapeshifter in the animal sense, not in the "I take whatever form I wish" sense. He also had a child before he died (presumably from old age, but it is never addressed by Tolkien).
 
2012-10-15 09:10:19 AM

Marine1: Most of the main characters of Sex and the City are female.

I demand this affront to gender equality be rectified.


I don't.

/It's dead, just leave it alone to wither and disappear in obscurity as it deserves.
//You could just watch Band of Brothers to redress the balance if you want, apparently there weren't that many women in Easy Company.
 
2012-10-15 09:33:50 AM

ParallelUniverseParking: rocky_howard: Jesus Christ. Feminists are really going to keep pushing this 50/50 bullshiat?

GET farkING OVER IT!! Pride and Prejudice has only girls and effete men, nobody cares.

What's next? Going to complain about the lack of females in farking Predator?

You rang?
[home.comcast.net image 576x768]


Predatress pussy must reek of the unsmellable smell.... yuck!!
 
2012-10-15 09:37:24 AM

Ostman: apparently there weren't that many women in Easy Company.


What a great name for an escort service!
 
2012-10-15 09:38:42 AM

miniflea: taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.

It wasn't, but what else could he be? For the record, I'm a big enough Tolkien fan that I reread the books roughly once a year or so, and most of the time i skip Bombadil's chapter.

I also don't really mind Arwen's expanded role in the films.


I don't see how he could have been a Maia. The wizards were Maia and they couldn't withstand the power of the Ring, while the Ring had no power over Bombadil.

/I usually skip the Bomabdil parts too.
 
2012-10-15 09:49:19 AM

Jim_Callahan: Um, the Maiar and Valar, iirc, do not reproduce in any fashion that could be mapped onto human sexuality, and only wear human forms because of the old "a form you are comfortable with". Note Sauron's remarkable lack of giving a shiat.


They don't seem to "reproduce among themselves" as it were, but they could reproduce with other races. Luthien was the daughter of Melian and Thingol (a Maia and an elf), for example.


Also, the article neglects to mention that all the giant, evil spiders are female. So there's that.
 
2012-10-15 10:15:11 AM

nmemkha: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

I always thought Rosie Cotton was cute. But, I like redheads and midgets so I'm bias.


And doesn't talk too much ;)
 
2012-10-15 11:31:54 AM

stevetherobot: miniflea: taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.

It wasn't, but what else could he be? For the record, I'm a big enough Tolkien fan that I reread the books roughly once a year or so, and most of the time i skip Bombadil's chapter.

I also don't really mind Arwen's expanded role in the films.

I don't see how he could have been a Maia. The wizards were Maia and they couldn't withstand the power of the Ring, while the Ring had no power over Bombadil.

/I usually skip the Bomabdil parts too.


Physically, the Istari were men*, and therefore subject in no small part to the power of the Ring, had any of them attempted to use it. Bombadil was as he always was. It's the difference between appearing as a man and actually physically being one.

Bombadil is described as being the first. Since he is obviously not a man, and elf or any other of the peoples of Middle Earth, what else could this refer to other than the first of the Ainur to have netered Arda at the very beginning of time?

If anyone has any other convincing arguments. fire away.

*based on a badly remembered passage from Unfinished Tales, which I lost my copy of years ago.
 
2012-10-15 11:38:14 AM
I still think Jackson should have hired actresses to play some of the dwarves, say Fili and Kili - and had no mention of it anywhere in the movie. Just treat them like interchangeable dwarves, like the rest of the cast. Put beards on them if you have to.

If nothing else, it would have caused discussion.
 
2012-10-15 12:08:19 PM

rocky_howard: ParallelUniverseParking: rocky_howard: Jesus Christ. Feminists are really going to keep pushing this 50/50 bullshiat?

GET farkING OVER IT!! Pride and Prejudice has only girls and effete men, nobody cares.

What's next? Going to complain about the lack of females in farking Predator?

You rang?
[home.comcast.net image 576x768]

Predatress pussy must reek of the unsmellable smell.... yuck!!


The other day I was going down on her and I said, "jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy", and she said, "why'd you say it twice?" I said, "I didn't"... you see? Coz of the echo...

/billy laugh
 
2012-10-15 12:11:48 PM

Luthien's Tempest: Am I the only one who is bothered by one of the races listed being "trees." As Treebeard said: "Tree? TREE? I am no tree. I'm an ent." Also, the entwives were mentioned, but not individuals by name, as they had gone missing. It was suggested that perhaps the moving trees in the Shire were the entwives.

And how are you supposed to tell the difference between dwarf men and women anyway? Sure, most of them are said to be male, but otherwise, it's kinda hard to tell...


One Entwife was mentioned by name. Fimbrethil: Treebeard's long-lost wife, also known as Wandlimb the lightfooted.
 
2012-10-15 12:27:45 PM
So... just a couple of Tolkein females, then?
 
2012-10-15 12:59:08 PM

Strix occidentalis: The ladies we do get are badass enough to compensate somewhat for their rarity.

/Luthien Tinúviel, anyone?


Luthien and Galadriel are the baddest of the bad-asses.
On the side of good.

Luthien's story may be my fave out of all of the stories.
I also enjoyed the bible's Ruth.
 
2012-10-15 01:00:38 PM

Purity Of Essence: miniflea: taurusowner: It was never confirmed that Bombadil was a Maia.

It wasn't, but what else could he be?

Tolkien believed the world contained mysteries that could never be understood. He intended Tom Bombadil to be the personification of that view. Any conclusions about Bombadil's nature beyond "unknown" are necessarily incorrect.


This is what my brain has said, also.
Guess I read what you read.

/yes this important
 
2012-10-15 01:00:48 PM

Luthien's Tempest: It was suggested that perhaps the moving trees in the Shire were the entwives.

And how are you supposed to tell the difference between dwarf men and women anyway? Sure, most of them are said to be male, but otherwise, it's kinda hard to tell...


I do not recall a reference to moving trees in the Shire. 'splain?

/it's the beards
 
2012-10-15 01:06:46 PM

MonkeyAngst: So... just a couple of Tolkein females, then?


I was waiting for this joke.

/i didn't know it, but I do now
 
2012-10-15 01:22:18 PM

VonEvilstein: what else could this refer to other than the first of the Ainur to have netered Arda at the very beginning of time?


The SIlmarillion states that Melkor was the first of the Ainur to enter Varda long before anyone else. That's one of the reasons why Bombadil's story is confusing. It doesn't fit with any of the other established history.
 
2012-10-15 01:25:09 PM

Odd Bird: Luthien's Tempest: It was suggested that perhaps the moving trees in the Shire were the entwives.

And how are you supposed to tell the difference between dwarf men and women anyway? Sure, most of them are said to be male, but otherwise, it's kinda hard to tell...

I do not recall a reference to moving trees in the Shire. 'splain?

/it's the beards


At the beginning of The Fellowship of the Rings there is a section with hobbits gossiping about the recent increase in outsiders and strange creatures in the Shire. One Hobbit swears that he saw a walking tree.
 
2012-10-15 01:41:11 PM
Perhaps we could use the ring to strengthen our star cruisers!
 
2012-10-15 02:00:12 PM

SavageWombat: I still think Jackson should have hired actresses to play some of the dwarves, say Fili and Kili - and had no mention of it anywhere in the movie. Just treat them like interchangeable dwarves, like the rest of the cast. Put beards on them if you have to.

If nothing else, it would have caused discussion.


I have a few of the Terry Pratchett specials done by the BBC. There's a scene where dwarves race into the Broken/Mended drum during a bar fight. One of the extras playing a dwarf is a woman. Pratchett was right, there's what he calls a "tell" around the person's eyes that lets you know the character is female.

I suspect that JRR Tolkein's lack of attention to female characters is not just (as someone apty said above) that his university society was a sausagefest, but also due to him being uber Christian. My elderly Catholic aunties preferred to go see Broadway shows that were dramas without women because they did not like all that sinful "romance stuff". Tolkein's hands probably were shaking when he wrote the small snippets about Eowyn's eventual marriage.
 
2012-10-15 02:24:08 PM
Its the reason for the Dwarven extinction. Not enough ladies, not enough babies.
 
2012-10-15 02:32:04 PM

taurusowner: VonEvilstein: what else could this refer to other than the first of the Ainur to have netered Arda at the very beginning of time?

The SIlmarillion states that Melkor was the first of the Ainur to enter Varda long before anyone else. That's one of the reasons why Bombadil's story is confusing. It doesn't fit with any of the other established history.


Guess I need to reread, don't I. First of the Maiar, perhaps?
Otherwise first of what?
I need answers, dammit.
 
2012-10-15 02:47:50 PM
How many females are in the Hobbit book? Less than 19%, I'd wager.
 
2012-10-15 04:37:59 PM

Benucio: How many females are in the Hobbit book? Less than 19%, I'd wager.


You know, I'm having trouble thinking of a single female character in the whole book. Seriously, I'm pretty familiar with it and I can't think of one female character who actually has a speaking role AT ALL. That had never occurred to me before, and it's a pretty strange realization.

Bilbo, a dozen male dwarves (assuming we're not subscribing to any Pratchett-based assumptions that some of them are secretly female), and Gandalf (an angel disguised as a elderly male human, essentially) goes... let's see here. From the Shire, which gets a lot of description but many characters on-screen, across the country to Rivendell, meeting a couple of male trolls along the way. The only person who gets a speaking role in Rivendell is Elrond, and he's a dude. There are a handful of elves who sing at them, though their gender isn't specified. From Rivendell they go to the mountains, and then into the orc-infested caves under the mountains. They meet various male orcs and Gollum. From there they meet a group of evil wolves - I'm pretty sure the alpha wolf that actually talks is male. They get rescued by eagles, one or two of which might be female, though nobody would know. The leader is specifically male (he's a king). From there they get dropped off to Beorn's house. Then they head into Mirkwood, there meeting more all-male elves and a group of talking spiders. There's a brief stop at a small riverside town, as I recall, then from there to Laketown, and there's characterization of the wealth-loving mayor and Bard, the dour captain of the guard. From there they go to the Lonely Mountain, where they meet Smaug and a pair of talking ravens, all male creatures. Then there's the Battle of Five Armies, which adds more all-male dwarves, in addition to revisiting a number of characters who have already showed up.

Am I missing something? Is there seriously not a single line of dialogue from a female in the whole book?
 
2012-10-15 04:53:01 PM

VonEvilstein: taurusowner: VonEvilstein: what else could this refer to other than the first of the Ainur to have netered Arda at the very beginning of time?

The SIlmarillion states that Melkor was the first of the Ainur to enter Varda long before anyone else. That's one of the reasons why Bombadil's story is confusing. It doesn't fit with any of the other established history.

Guess I need to reread, don't I. First of the Maiar, perhaps?
Otherwise first of what?
I need answers, dammit.


Seems the next logical step is to posit that he is Iluvitar himself.
 
2012-10-15 05:34:10 PM

TheMysticS: Strix occidentalis: The ladies we do get are badass enough to compensate somewhat for their rarity.

/Luthien Tinúviel, anyone?

Luthien and Galadriel are the baddest of the bad-asses.
On the side of good.

Luthien's story may be my fave out of all of the stories.
I also enjoyed the bible's Ruth.


Bible Ruth is pretty awesome, but there's also Jael who nailed a guy through the head and into the floor with a tent peg. Also in the Apocrypha is Judith. Judith get's all dolled up & goes to meet the enemy general. She gets him drunk & cuts off his head.
 
2012-10-15 06:04:36 PM
Submarine movies are the ultimate form of masculine cinema.
You have a bunch of chain smoking guys called seamen, sitting in long phallic death tube, deep in a wet abyss that could kill them at any moment, silently searching for an enemy so that they can shove tethered death penises into them from long range while remaining undetected.

And the ultimate sign that its for men and not women? the submarine culture is known as the 'silent service'.
 
2012-10-15 06:08:50 PM

SteelDraco: Benucio: How many females are in the Hobbit book? Less than 19%, I'd wager.

You know, I'm having trouble thinking of a single female character in the whole book. Seriously, I'm pretty familiar with it and I can't think of one female character who actually has a speaking role AT ALL. That had never occurred to me before, and it's a pretty strange realization.


Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Bilbo's evil cousin who tries to take Bag-End while he's thought dead.
 
2012-10-15 07:05:06 PM

SteelDraco: Am I missing something?


If you realize the guy was a mysogonist (a real one) then you've missed nothing.
 
2012-10-15 07:16:51 PM

RatMaster999: SteelDraco: Benucio: How many females are in the Hobbit book? Less than 19%, I'd wager.

You know, I'm having trouble thinking of a single female character in the whole book. Seriously, I'm pretty familiar with it and I can't think of one female character who actually has a speaking role AT ALL. That had never occurred to me before, and it's a pretty strange realization.

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Bilbo's evil cousin who tries to take Bag-End while he's thought dead.


Huh, I didn't remember them in the Hobbit. i thought they showed up in Fellowship (at the beginning and the end).
 
2012-10-15 07:34:18 PM

miniflea: VonEvilstein: taurusowner: VonEvilstein: what else could this refer to other than the first of the Ainur to have netered Arda at the very beginning of time?

The SIlmarillion states that Melkor was the first of the Ainur to enter Varda long before anyone else. That's one of the reasons why Bombadil's story is confusing. It doesn't fit with any of the other established history.

Guess I need to reread, don't I. First of the Maiar, perhaps?
Otherwise first of what?
I need answers, dammit.

Seems the next logical step is to posit that he is Iluvitar himself.


Perhaps. But the stuff about his power being limited outside his land, him eventually falling to Sauron, last as he was first, etc would cast doubt on that. Illuvatar seldom interfered with Arda itself, and left it up to the Ainur to sort things out.
 
2012-10-15 08:15:57 PM

SteelDraco: Am I missing something? Is there seriously not a single line of dialogue from a female in the whole book?


I don't think you're missing anything. Good news though, looks like Peter Jackson and crew found a good way to fill in the blanks...
i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-15 09:34:24 PM
Look... Some people need to shut up.

THIS MOVIE AND BOOK:
cps-static.rovicorp.com

...Had about three men in it. The rest of the cast were females. Nobody said shiat about it, except that it was an amazingly good story.

I could also point to Steel Magnolias, Witches of Eastwick, Sex and the City, and The Descent, some of which came from books, others which were written specifically for the screen--- They had majority female casts, and in many cases the men were made out to be stupid, evil, or expendable, and no Masculinists came out of the woodwork and called the writers on their misandrist leanings.

SOME STORIES ARE ABOUT MEN. SOME STORIES ARE ABOUT WOMEN. GROW THE F♥CK UP AND DEAL WITH IT.
 
2012-10-16 02:48:17 AM
This is even more stupid than those twunts claiming that the movies were racist because the orcs weren't chromatically diverse.
 
2012-10-16 03:28:30 AM
The women characters were limited on purpose so that later on Misty Mundae could balance it out by bringing us "Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String"

She played Dildo Saggins. Check it out.
 
2012-10-16 04:12:50 AM

GameSprocket: Ostman: apparently there weren't that many women in Easy Company.

What a great name for an escort service!


Or a piano music compilation album.
 
2012-10-16 11:10:08 AM
a book about warrior-adventurers in a middle ages setting is bound to be mostly about dudes. this is moron nonsense.
 
2012-10-17 07:43:58 AM

acefox1: The women characters were limited on purpose so that later on Misty Mundae could balance it out by bringing us "Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String"

She played Dildo Saggins. Check it out.


That must be the lamest movie I've ever seen. And this is coming from a guy who watched Jackson's Bad Taste.
 
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