Jim_Callahan: Um, the Maiar and Valar, iirc, do not reproduce in any fashion that could be mapped onto human sexuality, and only wear human forms because of the old "a form you are comfortable with". Note Sauron's remarkable lack of giving a shiat.
BolloxReader: Or we could pretend that a hundred year old book should not automatically reflect modern sensibilities.
Counter_Intelligent: Meh. The greatest horror movie ever had a cast of only men.
Pharmdawg: They're in the dwarf kitchens making shortcake brewing ale.
Bukharin: [www.chicagostagereview.com image 500x625]
Nem Wan: You know what's really a sausage-fest? A submarine movie.[www.cbc.ca image 300x202]And there's nothing wrong with that.
NetOwl: The chart is missing orcs, trolls, eagles, spider things, dragons, and possibly whatever Beorn and Tom Bombadil were. (Wasn't Bombadil one of the Maiar? I've forgotten.)
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