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(Some Guy)   Entrepreneur unveils "very Brooklyn" beard oil to help you groom your scraggly hipster beard. $30 for 30 ml bottle - sounds legit   (brokelyn.com) divider line 21
    More: Ironic, BGC Partners, Fort Greene, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, beards, beard oil  
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1988 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Oct 2012 at 4:28 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-14 03:56:34 PM
Dear Hipsters:

Pantera has a message for you:

Be yourself. By yourself. Stay away from me.
 
2012-10-14 04:45:09 PM
so cum washout easier
 
2012-10-14 05:21:14 PM
Isn't it our duty to come up with increasingly implausible ways to relieve hipsters of their money?

Like these hand-made axes from NYC.
 
2012-10-14 06:12:01 PM
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I don't want Brooklyn, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
 
2012-10-14 08:54:33 PM
Yuk.
 
2012-10-14 08:56:10 PM
Applause for appropriate use of tag

/Hipsters make me angry
 
2012-10-14 11:49:27 PM
if this catches on with the Hasidics in B'lyn someone is going to get mad wealthy.
 
2012-10-15 12:18:33 AM
Smells like body odor, cigarettes and PBR.
 
2012-10-15 01:46:21 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Isn't it our duty to come up with increasingly implausible ways to relieve hipsters of their money?

Like these hand-made axes from NYC.


what is this I dont even
 
2012-10-15 01:46:32 AM
Beard oil, are they freakin kidding?
I bet they creates some nice boils on their chin.
 
2012-10-15 01:49:56 AM

Kurmudgeon: Beard oil, are they freakin kidding?
I bet they creates some nice boils on their chin.


A bit of conditioner is all you need.
 
2012-10-15 08:19:53 AM

KrispyKritter: if this catches on with the Hasidics in B'lyn someone is going to get mad wealthy.


Nahhh...they never pay retail.
 
2012-10-15 08:21:32 AM
Hasidics wore beards before you hipsters in Williamsburg, you're not unique!

/wonders if that comment would get any hipsters to stop, think, and then shave off the scraggly beard?
 
2012-10-15 09:13:48 AM
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Speaking of beards...
 
2012-10-15 09:54:30 AM

Kurmudgeon: Beard oil, are they freakin kidding?


Well if you watched her video on the matter you'll see that it is created from some classic ingredients. Sorry if this is a little too old school for you.
 
2012-10-15 09:57:35 AM
Hipster Retards.



/has had a beard since before it was cool
 
2012-10-15 10:29:22 AM
Any manboy can grow a beard. It is something that is a result of inactivity.

It takes a gentleman to wield a razor.
 
2012-10-15 11:17:16 AM

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: Any manboy can grow a beard. It is something that is a result of inactivity dedication to looking this damn good.


There's a difference between growing a "I went to art school and all I got was this job at Target, a crappy band and a student loan I can't pay back" beard and growing a "ladies want me and men want to be me" kind of beard.
 
2012-10-15 11:56:37 AM

LockeOak: JohnAnnArbor: Isn't it our duty to come up with increasingly implausible ways to relieve hipsters of their money?

Like these hand-made axes from NYC.

what is this I dont even


$300+ for a FARKING AXE?! Dear lord, what assholes...
 
2012-10-15 12:00:00 PM

lelio: Kurmudgeon: Beard oil, are they freakin kidding?

Well if you watched her video on the matter you'll see that it is created from some classic ingredients. Sorry if this is a little too old school for you.


Yes, that video definitely drives the point home that this is epically retarded.

Notice to hipsters: "old" != "good"

/waiting for some enterprising young schmuck in Wayfarers to re-introduce asbestos
 
2012-10-15 10:27:03 PM

KrispyKritter: if this catches on with the Hasidics in B'lyn someone is going to get mad wealthy.


I think they wear their beard dandruff as a mark of pride..
 
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