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(Courier Mail)   Before you launch a contest looking for a real-life Barbie doll, you might first want to clear your idea with Mattel   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 19
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2012-10-14 08:19:20 AM
Announcing the new "Real-life Darcy Doll" contest!
 
2012-10-14 08:21:49 AM
I wonder if Fox would pimp out the Malibu Stacy brand from the Simpsons for some good PR?
 
2012-10-14 08:40:58 AM
FTA: 'The advertisement, which bore the Mattel name, called for tanned Queensland women, size six to 10, and 25 years or under, to apply for the role. The successful candidate was also required to have Barbie's trademark blonde locks, be no shorter than 170cm, have a perfect face and teeth, and be able to speak with an American accent."

All she has to say is "Math class is tough."
 
2012-10-14 10:17:06 AM
Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

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/Do not want...
 
2012-10-14 10:19:39 AM

way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

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I think that they think they look good but...

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2012-10-14 10:26:03 AM

way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

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/Do not want...


yeah, I found that quiet creepy. I'm all for cosplay but that is just too much.

Not surprised about Mattel pulling the ad. They're very protective about the Barbie image.
 
2012-10-14 10:31:59 AM

way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

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/Do not want...


Creepy. Just creepy, dude.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:56 AM

way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...


Who wants to have sex with a woman dressed as an inanimate piece of plastic? If the costume is accurate, there's no place to stick your schvantz
 
2012-10-14 10:56:18 AM

DubyaHater: way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...

Who wants to have sex with a woman dressed as an inanimate piece of plastic? If the costume is accurate, there's no place to stick your schvantz


Well, if your Ken costume is correct you wont have a "schvantz" to worry about. Just lots of feverish rubbing of flat plastic. You stop when you smell something burning.
 
2012-10-14 10:59:30 AM
All characters appearing in this toy are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
 
2012-10-14 11:12:58 AM

Sterling Thunder: DubyaHater: way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...

Who wants to have sex with a woman dressed as an inanimate piece of plastic? If the costume is accurate, there's no place to stick your schvantz

Well, if your Ken costume is correct you wont have a "schvantz" to worry about. Just lots of feverish rubbing of flat plastic. You stop when you smell something burning.


Wait.....so the guys having sex with these girls are dressed like Ken dolls? I really don't understand cosplay at all. Whatever happened to old fashioned anal and defecation porn?
 
2012-10-14 11:13:45 AM
imgboot.com
 
2012-10-14 11:20:26 AM

Herb Utsmelz:


That's not mine. I've never seen it before!
 
2012-10-14 11:27:47 AM

DubyaHater: Sterling Thunder: DubyaHater: way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...

Who wants to have sex with a woman dressed as an inanimate piece of plastic? If the costume is accurate, there's no place to stick your schvantz

Well, if your Ken costume is correct you wont have a "schvantz" to worry about. Just lots of feverish rubbing of flat plastic. You stop when you smell something burning.

Wait.....so the guys having sex with these girls are dressed like Ken dolls? I really don't understand cosplay at all. Whatever happened to old fashioned anal and defecation porn?


You need to look in the section marked Bratz for that
 
2012-10-14 11:38:00 AM

TheGreenMonkey: way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...

yeah, I found that quiet creepy. I'm all for cosplay but that is just too much.

Not surprised about Mattel pulling the ad. They're very protective about the Barbie image.


Since Barbie is based on street walkers in Hamburg, they don't really need to be.


With advertising taglines such as, "Whether more or less naked, Lilli is always discreet," and a wardrobe consisting of negligees, tiny tops and tight pants, Lilli dolls were essentially sex toys. People gave them as bachelor gifts, some men rode around with Lilli on their dashboards, and others bought them just for the cheap thrill out of peeping under her alluring ensembles [source: Lord].

But when an American woman named Ruth Handler spied a Lilli doll in a store while vacationing in Switzerland, she didn't see it as a prurient novelty. Instead, she thought it would be the perfect toy for her daughter


Who invented the Barbie doll and why? 

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2012-10-14 11:45:50 AM
Because the profits of multi-national corporations, the over-inflated egos of the soul-less suits that run them and of course the stockholder's dividends are the sacred cows that must not be bothered.

And they have legions of equally soul-less intellectual-property lawyers the judges and juries that bow down to them and gladly lick their Florsheims. Because might trumps right.
 
2012-10-14 11:49:47 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Because the profits of multi-national corporations, the over-inflated egos of the soul-less suits that run them and of course the stockholder's dividends are the sacred cows that must not be bothered.

And they have legions of equally soul-less intellectual-property lawyers the judges and juries that bow down to them and gladly lick their Florsheims. Because might trumps right.


Or it's because if they don't fight to protect the name in situations like this, then they won't be able to fend off someone else's use of the name later on. It is dumb, but that's the law we have. If you ignore too many of these innocuous uses, you lose your rights.
 
2012-10-14 01:11:30 PM
Good, take away any incentive for insane sluts to be insane sluts.
 
2012-10-14 02:24:10 PM

way south: Also, make sure you want to see a real life Barbie.

[dl.dropbox.com image 650x644]

[dl.dropbox.com image 700x518]

/Do not want...


Eh, I'd hit it.
But I watch too much anime.
 
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