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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   Trouble in River City begins with 'T' that rhymes with 'B' & that stands for bars: "I said that at 2 o'clock in the morning, they're not coming out of the library"   (pe.com) divider line 41
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2012-10-14 09:43:32 AM
I...uh. Hm.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
 
2012-10-14 09:43:37 AM
There are bars near a college campus and sometimes drunk students and others cause a ruckus. STOP THE PRESSES!
 
2012-10-14 09:44:57 AM
Tears and beers?

/is there some Incomprehensible Fark Headline contest going on that I don't know about?
 
2012-10-14 09:45:32 AM
Looks like subby wrote this at 2 o'clock in the morning
 
2012-10-14 09:45:50 AM
This is nothing that Alex and Ryan can't fix.
 
2012-10-14 09:49:04 AM

brimed03: Tears and beers?

/is there some Incomprehensible Fark Headline contest going on that I don't know about?


Too many G&Ts last night... Can't brain headline either.
 
2012-10-14 09:49:08 AM
Libraries aren't suffering enough we have to have literate drunks?
 
2012-10-14 09:50:56 AM
Checkmate!
 
2012-10-14 10:00:14 AM
pnmedia.gamespy.com

What trouble in River City may look like
 
2012-10-14 10:00:54 AM
Color me shocked, it seems as though the cops are being somewhat reasonable...they're letting drunk people go as long as they have somebody to help them home and aren't causing a disturbance.
What country was this in again?

It really sounds like there aren't many problems other than those that happen wherever there is a bar nearby. It sounds more like some of the other downtown establishments just don't like bars in general.
 
2012-10-14 10:02:25 AM

gnarr: This is nothing that Alex and Ryan can't fix.

 

Not disappointed.

upload.wikimedia.org 

/Hot like the shower scenes
 
2012-10-14 10:03:06 AM
Freaking pigs! Tasering students and.... Oh, they they didn't tase anyone?

Freaking fascists! Pepper spraying..... Oh, no one has been sprayed?

All they've done is kinda stand around and only arrest the obviously drunk assholes who are being obnoxious???

Hmm.

I guess I'll save my "Fark Police Outrage"TM for later.....
 
2012-10-14 10:04:12 AM

GoSlash27: [pnmedia.gamespy.com image 247x179]

What trouble in River City may look like


"BARF!"
 
2012-10-14 10:06:37 AM
Well, I certainly don't understand this headline at all.
 
2012-10-14 10:15:35 AM
I like the Music Man too, Subby.
 
2012-10-14 10:16:18 AM
So what you're saying is that getting a green light is a complete crap shoot?
 
2012-10-14 10:17:32 AM

gnarr: This is nothing that Alex and Ryan can't fix.


Greatest game ever

/smiles are free
 
2012-10-14 10:17:34 AM
So, the solution is to round up all the drunks and sell them musical instruments?
 
2012-10-14 10:18:00 AM

rocketpants: Well, I certainly don't understand this headline at all.


I'm relieved. I thought I was having a stroke.
 
2012-10-14 10:28:02 AM

gnarr: This is nothing that Alex and Ryan can't fix.


Reading your post makes me want to read Dragon Feet at Merv's Burger Joint all over again.
 
2012-10-14 10:28:06 AM
I'm typing this from Mason City, IA, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-10-14 10:30:04 AM

voodoohotdog: rocketpants: Well, I certainly don't understand this headline at all.

I'm relieved. I thought I was having a stroke.


Kids today. Do you whippersnappers have to study musicals in School?


images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-10-14 10:32:57 AM
For those of you that don't get the headline:
http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/thespia/mm/mmsongs.html
Scroll down to "Ya Got Trouble" then scroll the hell off my lawn you little miscreants.
 
2012-10-14 10:34:42 AM

bigtotoro: For those of you that don't get the headline:
http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/thespia/mm/mmsongs.html
Scroll down to "Ya Got Trouble" then scroll the hell off my lawn you little miscreants.


An angelfire link? Wow, you weren't kidding about your lawn.
 
2012-10-14 10:41:16 AM
Suicide
Homicide
Riverside
 
2012-10-14 10:41:38 AM

rocketpants: bigtotoro: For those of you that don't get the headline:
http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/thespia/mm/mmsongs.html
Scroll down to "Ya Got Trouble" then scroll the hell off my lawn you little miscreants.

An angelfire link? Wow, you weren't kidding about your lawn.


His geocities page is still under construction
 
2012-10-14 10:44:17 AM
Subby kinda mangled the line but I appreciate the effort.

(Capital "T" that rhymes with "B" that stands for "Bars" is closer to right)
 
2012-10-14 10:45:15 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: There are bars near a college campus and sometimes drunk students and others cause a ruckus. STOP THE PRESSES!


Having gone to school and lived in R town, you are incorrect sir. UC Riverside is a nice college in a ghetto ass town
 
2012-10-14 10:45:58 AM
First one that popped up on The Googles. Its Sunday AM, I'm tired, and I have a two year old.
 
2012-10-14 10:55:33 AM

bigtotoro: For those of you that don't get the headline:
http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/thespia/mm/mmsongs.html
Scroll down to "Ya Got Trouble" then scroll the hell off my lawn you little miscreants.


I found it using alta vista. Mosiac doesn't handle the scaling well, though.
 
2012-10-14 10:58:19 AM
...defecating on buildings,

Hey man, nice shot.
 
2012-10-14 10:58:56 AM
That reminds me: I need to renew my subscription to Cap'm Billy's Whiz Bang. I haven't gotten a new issue in years.
 
2012-10-14 11:03:37 AM

kimmygibblershomework: bigtotoro: For those of you that don't get the headline:
http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/thespia/mm/mmsongs.html
Scroll down to "Ya Got Trouble" then scroll the hell off my lawn you little miscreants.

I found it using alta vista. Mosiac doesn't handle the scaling well, though.


Jeeves wasn't responding.

/grab hold of your toolbar.
 
2012-10-14 11:59:10 AM

Shadowtag: Libraries aren't suffering enough we have to have literate drunks?


www.law.wisc.edu

/And what about that kid sitting down opening a book right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better?
 
2012-10-14 12:03:59 PM
Link

Preview:

imageshack.us

Sweet sassafras, I thought I was never going to be able to use this.
 
2012-10-14 12:47:45 PM
Well, I've been known to exit an open library at 2 am. But that's just me, I suppose.
 
2012-10-14 01:18:45 PM
These days, trouble in River City means I've run headlong into a pair of Atlases.
 
2012-10-14 02:33:37 PM
pat-woop-woop-ed
 
2012-10-14 10:43:09 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: These days, trouble in River City means I've run headlong into a pair of Atlases.


That's why I carry a lot of a/c 20 ammo on my Atlas. Still hate it when that happens.
 
2012-10-16 05:51:19 PM

Jocundry: I like the Music Man too, Subby.


Two Grecian urn!
 
2012-10-18 12:49:30 AM

SamFlagg: Link

Preview:

[imageshack.us image 537x624]

Sweet sassafras, I thought I was never going to be able to use this.



Lol.
 
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