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(SFGate)   San Francisco not impressed by Portland and NYC fixation with fixies, prefers to ride cargo bikes as "minivan replacements" that can easily carry groceries, kids, or miniature dachshunds   (sfgate.com) divider line 4
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2012-10-14 01:52:06 AM
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2012-10-15 08:42:21 AM
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SageC: max_pooper: SageC: max_pooper: SageC: My bike is cooler than any "fixie" or cargo...

Grow a pair, hipsters.

I would say you sound fat but since you posted a picture I will say you look fat.

Ps. Your goatee isn't fooling anyone into believing you only have one chin.

You tend to gain weight when you grow a pair... whereas the average hipster who usually weighs less than his bike is often pushed over by the air stream as I ride by.

Your "pair" is in your pudgy face? You may need to get that checked out.

I suppose if I didn't have any testicles I'd insult someone's appearance without providing a picture as well. I'll just have to assume you have ironic facial hair, a rail thin physique, and ridiculous clothes you paid too much for at the vintage shop all the cool kids shop at because it's not a mainstream kind of store.
But even if I'm wrong, the thing I find most hideous about you and your ilk is the desperate assumption you'll pedal home to a girlfriend someday. You should've learned as teenagers that guys on bicycles DON'T GET LAID.


Here's a picture me using my cargo bike to haul another bike.

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6', 190 lbs, clean shaven, buzz cut hidden under my helmet, normal clothes. Not everyone that rides bicycles is the hipster stereotype you seem to have stuck in your fat head.

Oh by the way, attractive girls prefer guys who are not big, fat, lazy, slovenly bags of lard. I'm sure you do well with the chubby, pimply faced, pasty white, social inept girls you pick up at underground doom metal shows.
2012-10-14 09:59:40 PM
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max_pooper: SageC: My bike is cooler than any "fixie" or cargo...

Grow a pair, hipsters.

I would say you sound fat but since you posted a picture I will say you look fat.

Ps. Your goatee isn't fooling anyone into believing you only have one chin.


You tend to gain weight when you grow a pair... whereas the average hipster who usually weighs less than his bike is often pushed over by the air stream as I ride by.
2012-10-14 06:24:23 PM
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SageC: My bike is cooler than any "fixie" or cargo...

Grow a pair, hipsters.


I would say you sound fat but since you posted a picture I will say you look fat.

Ps. Your goatee isn't fooling anyone into believing you only have one chin.
 
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