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(Huffington Post)   Sheriff Joe ran away. Bravely ran away away. When debate reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes brave Sheriff Joe turned about and gallantly he chickened out   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, proof of insurance, malicious prosecution, MCSO, Randy Parraz  
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8910 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Oct 2012 at 8:09 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-14 01:30:21 AM  
I can't wait until election day to cast my ballot against this prick.
 
2012-10-14 03:20:35 AM  
How long until he starts harassing the group in TFA?
 
2012-10-14 08:13:56 AM  
He is ridiculous, a joke, and a sham. Once the old biddies in Sun City (aka "The Posse") die off, Sheriff Joe (who has made a deal with the Devil to never, ever die) will lose his base and will be voted out.
 
2012-10-14 08:14:32 AM  
Does this surprise anybody? Stereotypical bully behaviour.
 
2012-10-14 08:15:21 AM  
Bawk-bak-bak-BAWK!
 
2012-10-14 08:15:28 AM  
First time I've seen a picture of Sherrif Joe. He looks like a John
Bircher, doesn't he?
 
2012-10-14 08:16:30 AM  
I bet he has a dick like a mouse lemur's.
 
2012-10-14 08:19:30 AM  
The group showed up with chickens. Arpaio probably thought they were their to pay their Dr. bills.
 
2012-10-14 08:20:00 AM  
Does he even have a snowball's chance of losing?
 
2012-10-14 08:20:02 AM  
I'm ashamed to have Joe as one of my fellow Americans... you folks from Arizona should feel twice as bad for electing that guy.
 
2012-10-14 08:24:28 AM  
All hyperbole aside, I hope that Joe gets ball cancer.
 
2012-10-14 08:25:52 AM  
Cancer kills a lot of people every year, but have you ever notice that it rarely kills anyone that deserves it?

/cancer is a jerk
 
2012-10-14 08:27:05 AM  

Whiskey Pete: All hyperbole aside, I hope that Joe gets ball cancer.


Hear, hear.

/In before "No hate like liberal hate" derp.
//The "Man" is a murderer.
 
2012-10-14 08:32:53 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Whiskey Pete: All hyperbole aside, I hope that Joe gets ball cancer.

Hear, hear.

/In before "No hate like liberal hate" derp.
//The "Man" is a murderer.


This shouldn't even be a "liberal" issue. It should be a thinking human being issue.

/but I repeat myself
 
2012-10-14 08:33:07 AM  
The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway
 
2012-10-14 08:34:06 AM  
Wannabe Judge Dredd.. needs to be unemployed.
 
2012-10-14 08:40:17 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.


And you know this for a fact because you live in Florida?
 
2012-10-14 08:41:02 AM  
Did the obvious tag pass out on its fainting couch?
 
2012-10-14 08:41:55 AM  

EZ1923: Fluorescent Testicle: Whiskey Pete: All hyperbole aside, I hope that Joe gets ball cancer.

Hear, hear.

/In before "No hate like liberal hate" derp.
//The "Man" is a murderer.

This shouldn't even be a "liberal" issue. It should be a thinking human being issue.

/but I repeat myself


Just like a libtard to roll over and accept Obama's citizenship before we've seen the real, real, real, no not that one, the other one, no the one still in Hawaii, not that one, the one from Kenya, nope, nope, nope, lalala I'm not listening, hey--look illegals, nope, not that one, not that one either, birth certificate.

Thank God the Republican candidate for president is of pure lineage.
 
2012-10-14 08:42:59 AM  
Ol' Joe stands to gain nothing from debating some no name twerp, so why bother? He's going to be re-elected in a landslide and there's nothing that can be done about it.
 
2012-10-14 08:44:11 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway


You'll have to do better than that to earn your $$$$ from whomever is paying you to spam political threads.
 
2012-10-14 08:44:12 AM  
Ea Yasu dominae, ona aeus requiem
 
2012-10-14 08:45:32 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway


...Joe?
 
2012-10-14 08:48:27 AM  

LoneWolf343: Bawk-bak-bak-BAWK!


That's pronounced "ka-kaw ka-kaw ka-kaw".
 
2012-10-14 08:54:02 AM  

cmunic8r99: LoneWolf343: Bawk-bak-bak-BAWK!

That's pronounced "ka-kaw ka-kaw ka-kaw".


No, it's "a coodle-doodle-doo, a coodle-doodle-doo"
 
2012-10-14 08:55:46 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: cmunic8r99: LoneWolf343: Bawk-bak-bak-BAWK!

That's pronounced "ka-kaw ka-kaw ka-kaw".

No, it's "a coodle-doodle-doo, a coodle-doodle-doo"


Have any of you ever seen>/i> a chicken?
 
2012-10-14 08:56:17 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: No, it's "a coodle-doodle-doo, a coodle-doodle-doo"


In this case, wouldn't it be a damp, squishy, rhythmic thumping noise?
 
2012-10-14 08:56:45 AM  
Honestly, I agree with Sheriff Joe here. There's no need for debates in the age of the internet. We know all we need to know about Sheriff Joe based on his record, which google will pop up in a minute.

Quite frankly, anyone who votes for him deserves him.
 
2012-10-14 08:58:24 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: StreetlightInTheGhetto: No, it's "a coodle-doodle-doo, a coodle-doodle-doo"

In this case, wouldn't it be a damp, squishy, rhythmic thumping noise?


You mean a musty old clap-trap?
 
2012-10-14 09:00:11 AM  

doglover: Honestly, I agree with Sheriff Joe here. There's no need for debates in the age of the internet. We know all we need to know about Sheriff Joe based on his record, which google will pop up in a minute.

Quite frankly, anyone who votes for him deserves him.


Have you seen the hordes of the unwashed, waiting to beat down the gates of the walled and gated communities? It's like The Walking Dead out there, only with zombies.
 
2012-10-14 09:02:28 AM  

doglover: Quite frankly, anyone who votes for him deserves him.


Yeah, but there are plenty of folks not voting for him or voting against him which will get him, too...
 
2012-10-14 09:08:50 AM  
Subs owes me a new keyboard.
 
2012-10-14 09:14:24 AM  

cmunic8r99: LoneWolf343: Bawk-bak-bak-BAWK!

That's pronounced "ka-kaw ka-kaw ka-kaw".


i1245.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 09:14:27 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: I bet he has a dick like a mouse lemur's.


As a lemur-dicked man of questionable mental stability, I take offense to this besmirching of my character, and I bid you GOOD DAY, sir!

/good day.
 
2012-10-14 09:16:44 AM  
Citizens for a Better Arizona

I just donated, and I'll donate another $5 for every post I see in the next 26 minutes (I have to go to the gym after that) supporting Chicken Joe.
 
2012-10-14 09:17:05 AM  
This Joe really does deserve the Bird!

F*ck you, you gelatinous Birther maggot!
 
2012-10-14 09:17:52 AM  
I want two volunteers. I want them in giant chicken suits. I want them in my office first thing in the morning.
 
2012-10-14 09:29:31 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway


Or anyone who thinks a baseless witchhunt of Barack Obama is a waste of an elected official's time and government money.
Or anyone who thinks that an accusation of a minor crime is not grounds to withhold a person's medicine until they die. Or subject them to essentially slave labor in triple digit heat.
 
2012-10-14 09:31:58 AM  
headline of the year imo
 
2012-10-14 09:41:58 AM  
He kind of has a point. He's been in office, what, a hundred years? His record is well known and speaks for itself. What is staning on a stage in an hour long dick waving contest going to accomplish?
 
2012-10-14 09:46:31 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

What's the matter Arpaio: Chicken?.
 
2012-10-14 09:48:03 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Fluorescent Testicle: StreetlightInTheGhetto: No, it's "a coodle-doodle-doo, a coodle-doodle-doo"

In this case, wouldn't it be a damp, squishy, rhythmic thumping noise?

You mean a musty old clap-trap?


wub wub wub wub wub
 
2012-10-14 09:59:18 AM  
Sheriff Joe has beaten everyone who tried to get him. Even the feds.

He is perhaps the world's greatest troll.

That alone wins him mad respect!

The fact that what he's doing is awesome is just frosting on the cake...
 
2012-10-14 10:05:02 AM  
He seems like an out-and-out cartoon villain. Yet people vote for him.
 
2012-10-14 10:05:51 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway


Oh please that complete and utter bullshiat. I against Sheriff Joe because millions are wasted defending this idiot against one lawsuit after another. He's corrupt, He took money from the town of Youngstown to investigate crime there and proceeded to ignore over 400 cases of child abuse. The only good thing i can say about the guy is that he does a decent job of going after animal abusers. The man is 85 years old.. dont you think it about time we get some new blood in the MCSO? Let him enjoy his sunset years in retirement. Its time for Joe to Go!
 
2012-10-14 10:09:42 AM  

DancingElkCondor: The only reason anyone wants Arpaio out is because they support undocumented immigrants Illegal Aliens.

I would not debate any group that values the rights of criminal illegal aliens over the rights of American citizens. Most of the groups that support Illegal Aliens are quite racist themselves (La Raza, MEChA, MALDEF, Aztlan and Reconquista groups).

And, its a HuffPo article....so its going to be pro-Illegal Alien anyway


Hey, Christmas Troll! So nice of you to join us!
 
2012-10-14 10:13:44 AM  

cabbyman:
He is perhaps the world's greatest troll.
.


By that logic, a retarded dumpster dwelling man wiping his turds everywhere is the world's greatest troll.

Trolling is supposed to be an artform coming from a benevolent mindset, not just whoever can wildly flail every random form of assholery they can possibly conceive about. 

Even your example of a half hearted troll is uninspired and simple fill in the blank paint by numbers nothingness that only gains you the acknowledgement of your own existence, an entirely empty gesture only affecting the most neurotic of shut-in miser.
 
2012-10-14 10:16:01 AM  

cabbyman: He is perhaps the world's greatest troll.

That alone wins him mad respect!


No it doesn't.
 
2012-10-14 10:17:51 AM  

xjakk: cabbyman:
He is perhaps the world's greatest troll.
.

By that logic, a retarded dumpster dwelling man wiping his turds everywhere is the world's greatest troll.

Trolling is supposed to be an artform coming from a benevolent mindset, not just whoever can wildly flail every random form of assholery they can possibly conceive about. 

Even your example of a half hearted troll is uninspired and simple fill in the blank paint by numbers nothingness that only gains you the acknowledgement of your own existence, an entirely empty gesture only affecting the most neurotic of shut-in miser.


I'm sorry your mom can't come here because of Joe...
 
2012-10-14 10:18:35 AM  

Kurmudgeon: cabbyman: He is perhaps the world's greatest troll.

That alone wins him mad respect!

No it doesn't.


It certainly does Ollie.

Joe is doing the work of the people and the people love him for it!
 
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