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(News Hounds)   It has now been 1270 days since Sean Hannity said, on April 22, 2009, he'd undergo waterboarding to prove it's not torture   (newshounds.us) divider line 181
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2012-10-14 03:08:31 AM  
Conservatives are chickenshiat. Not news.
 
2012-10-14 03:21:30 AM  
Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?
 
2012-10-14 03:44:09 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


That's a subjective assessment based on where one chooses to draw the shiat line.

Waterboarding is objective. You either are or are not waterboarded.

Sean Hannity is a worthless panty stain
 
2012-10-14 08:15:52 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?

That's a subjective assessment based on where one chooses to draw the shiat line.

Waterboarding is objective. You either are or are not waterboarded.

Sean Hannity is a worthless panty stain


I think you're being unfair to panties.
 
2012-10-14 08:19:41 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Lionel Mandrake: cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?

That's a subjective assessment based on where one chooses to draw the shiat line.

Waterboarding is objective. You either are or are not waterboarded.

Sean Hannity is a worthless panty stain

I think you're being unfair to panties.


No. He's being fair to the panties. Not sure he's being fair to the humble stain since Hannity is more of a smudge than a proper stain.

I always thought Hannity is what springs from the delicate bloom of a used condom that's been left in the sun.
 
2012-10-14 08:41:26 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


Compared to when he took office? It's doing rather well.
That it doesn't 'feel' like it has less to do with the economy and more to do with those with those feelings.
 
2012-10-14 08:43:53 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Krymson Tyde: Lionel Mandrake: cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?

That's a subjective assessment based on where one chooses to draw the shiat line.

Waterboarding is objective. You either are or are not waterboarded.

Sean Hannity is a worthless panty stain

I think you're being unfair to panties.

No. He's being fair to the panties. Not sure he's being fair to the humble stain since Hannity is more of a smudge than a proper stain.

I always thought Hannity is what springs from the delicate bloom of a used condom that's been left in the sun.


Ugh. You have ruined my coffee, good sir. That's just nasty.

Nice
 
2012-10-14 08:45:29 AM  
I think the problem is that they can't find a single person anywhere in the world who could be trusted not to drown Sean Hannity when given the power to do so.
 
2012-10-14 08:46:05 AM  
Who cares, everyone says stupid shiat every once in awhile.
 
2012-10-14 08:47:27 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


But look at all the people who have done well by being friends with him....union bosses, government employees who break the law, bankers, Wall Street executives, Hollywood liberals who have been given access to national security documents, illegal aliens, the 47%....
 
2012-10-14 08:47:54 AM  
Hitchens did it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efh_6_-tHgY

He seemed to think it was torture.
 
2012-10-14 08:48:57 AM  
Nearly 30 years and counting, still 0 shiats given about anything that man's ever said. Why are you trying to break my streak, subby?
 
2012-10-14 08:50:05 AM  
You know, I used to just mark all the trolls in gray. Now I think I will block them. They are about as useful as a condom with a hole in it.
 
2012-10-14 08:50:58 AM  
Ah, the Newshounds. I used to read that blog daily for years.. but after a while, I couldn't stand the secondhand Fox. I don't know how those ladies keep going.
 
2012-10-14 08:52:43 AM  

thurstonxhowell: I think the problem is that they can't find a single person anywhere in the world who could be trusted not to drown Sean Hannity when given the power to do so.


Or put something in the water.
 
2012-10-14 08:57:25 AM  

silo123j: You know, I used to just mark all the trolls in gray. Now I think I will block them. They are about as useful as a condom with a hole in it.


A condom with a hole in it could be fed to Sean Hannity and cause him to choke. That's one more use than trolls have.
 
2012-10-14 08:58:31 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


He said he believed he'd be a one term president. He didn't say he wouldn't run again.
 
2012-10-14 08:59:18 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


The economy has been nice to me. Everyone I know who was unemployed before late 08 has a job now and has had one the last 2+ years. Even my 401k has doubled in the last 4 years. Sorry you suck. Go ahead and rock the boat though based on unicorn promises.
 
2012-10-14 08:59:57 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


Ooh, that's a nice attempt at derailing the thread, son. 2nd comment and Bam! Deflection.

What the fark your comment has to do with the topic at hand I don't really understand, but I'm sure you'll get a few bites.

Here's the late Christopher Hitchens getting waterboarded:

Link

He had the guts to stand up for what he believed in. He was waterboarded, and he accepted afterwards that it was indeed torture. Your boy Hannity said he'd do it for charity. He didn't back his words up with actions.
 
2012-10-14 09:01:48 AM  
Sean Hannity is a worthless piece of shiate.
 
2012-10-14 09:02:43 AM  
this seems like an odd thing to still be obsessing about, Just put another check in the "Hannity is a disingenuous douchebag" column and move on the next one.
 
2012-10-14 09:03:52 AM  
Illegal aliens have had it good under Obama? News to me
 
2012-10-14 09:05:40 AM  

dinch: Illegal aliens have had it good under Obama? News to me


Sure, he's deporting more of them, but derp derp derp derp derp. You can't argue with that.
 
2012-10-14 09:07:40 AM  
Hannity is a poofter.
 
2012-10-14 09:11:28 AM  

thurstonxhowell: dinch: Illegal aliens have had it good under Obama? News to me

Sure, he's deporting more of them, but derp derp derp derp derp. You can't argue with that.


I'm waiting for those types to start going off on how Obama is secretly working with the moon people to steal all of our water. You know, just to finally prove how crazy they are
 
2012-10-14 09:11:40 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


Unless Hannity's statement that he would undergo waterboarding was conditional on Obama not running for re-election, I can't see how that comment is the least bit relevant to the current discussion.
 
2012-10-14 09:12:52 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


One is a politician, the other is a pundit. You do the math.
 
2012-10-14 09:18:53 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


So....do you flip a coin prior to entering a thread to see if you will be either a reasonable debater or a deflecting ass?
 
2012-10-14 09:19:17 AM  
Dear trolls and white knights:

No matter how hard you try, Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin will not love you. They will not even know how hard you are working to defend their honor.

They don't care about you. They never will.

Please go do something decent with your lives.

Thank you,

The World
 
2012-10-14 09:22:00 AM  
it's not torture if you answer the torturers questions.
 
2012-10-14 09:24:45 AM  
Well, the article has a link to Hannity's communique web thingy. Why don't we pass this along to him?

/not like he'll actually see it...his Focks handlers will mark it as spam
//or he'll just ignore it.
 
2012-10-14 09:28:37 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


Both sides are bad, so vote waterboarding.
 
2012-10-14 09:32:05 AM  
Of all the things Hannity has said, you want to pick out THAT one as something true?

C'mon.
 
2012-10-14 09:32:10 AM  
Waterboarding is very unpleasant, but on the torture scale it's a hard 3. Ivan the Terrible tossed people onto giant frying pans and slowly roasted them until the confessed to treason. I don't care how bad your waterboarding is, no one took the insane effort required to make novelty kitchenware to do it.

So I guess what I'm saying is a human sized EZ Bake oven with 10,000 60 watt bulbs would make a good edition to any prison. Never put anyone in there, but make the Thanksgiving turkey and such with it. Let 'em know it works. Tell stories of "sunny sam" who took 6 hours to bake through to the new guards and have them tell the prisoners.
 
2012-10-14 09:32:24 AM  

vernonFL: Sean Hannity is a worthless piece of shiate.


ya think?
 
2012-10-14 09:36:18 AM  
I don't blame him, I wouldn't want to be tortured either.
 
2012-10-14 09:36:28 AM  

vernonFL: Sean Hannity is a worthless piece of shiate.


You're being unfair to pieces of shiat.
 
2012-10-14 09:38:11 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


The stock market has increased remarkably since the bush recession. Unemployment is very slowly improving. What do you want?

I guess your definition of an improving economy is the exact same things happening with a republican at the helm.
 
2012-10-14 09:41:21 AM  

Bhruic: cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?

Unless Hannity's statement that he would undergo waterboarding was conditional on Obama not running for re-election, I can't see how that comment is the least bit relevant to the current discussion.


It isn't. But is does keep in line with Fark's Politics tab becoming not much different than a left wing Free Republic.
 
2012-10-14 09:43:43 AM  
Where are the guys who want to know what the frequency is, when you need them?
 
2012-10-14 09:43:57 AM  
I really like the juxtaposition of this story and the one about Sheriff Joe Arpaio being afraid to debate his opponents. The theme of Right Wing Douchebags Who Talk Tough But Never Back it Up isn't new, but it's always good for a chuckle.
 
2012-10-14 09:45:46 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


four years after the world lost 45 percent of its wealth in the worst economic cataclysm since the crash of 1929.... and we have what? dow doubled. 32 months of private-sector job growth. recession ended. unemployment below 8 percent. and all this with the republican party united in its efforts to destroy the economy?

yeah, i'd say he's earned the right to run. personally, i think he's more than earned the right to be reelected, too.
 
2012-10-14 09:45:50 AM  
Hey Farkers... aren't we on the road to giving Biden the Bird? Why don't we pull together, setup hannity-tortureornot.com ( or other) and raise money to get Hannity to live up to his mighty words.
All money either goes to charities of Hannity's choice (if he goes through with it, on camera for all) or, a list of valid, yet "perceived" liberal charities if he does not (but in his name!). With publicity etc, it's win win. He goes through it, he picks the charities, he doesn't we all get a lulz and charities still get the money.

*Would love to see Hannity Waterboarded*
 
2012-10-14 09:47:01 AM  

mandoskippy: Hey Farkers... aren't we on the road to giving Biden the Bird? Why don't we pull together, setup hannity-tortureornot.com ( or other) and raise money to get Hannity to live up to his mighty words.
All money either goes to charities of Hannity's choice (if he goes through with it, on camera for all) or, a list of valid, yet "perceived" liberal charities if he does not (but in his name!). With publicity etc, it's win win. He goes through it, he picks the charities, he doesn't we all get a lulz and charities still get the money.

*Would love to see Hannity Waterboarded*


your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
 
2012-10-14 09:47:31 AM  

shotglasss: Bhruic: cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?

Unless Hannity's statement that he would undergo waterboarding was conditional on Obama not running for re-election, I can't see how that comment is the least bit relevant to the current discussion.

It isn't. But is does keep in line with Fark's Politics tab becoming not much different than a left wing Free Republic.


The main difference being we actually know what words like socialism and communism mean.

/And we have not once earnestly asked for Romney's birth certificate!
 
2012-10-14 09:48:29 AM  

cman: Didn't Obama say that he wouldn't run for reelection if he economy was still shiat by the end of his first term?


Didn't you rape and murder that horse in 2008? Why are you still beating it now?
 
2012-10-14 09:51:29 AM  
This makes me wonder... What is Olbermann up to these days?
 
2012-10-14 09:51:49 AM  
Hannity is yet another miserable, chickenshiat, reichwing queef that I wish ass cancer on.
 
2012-10-14 09:52:49 AM  

Summoner101: And we have not once earnestly asked for Romney's birth certificate!


I did. But I'd settle for his inception date.
 
2012-10-14 09:54:19 AM  

born_yesterday: Summoner101: And we have not once earnestly asked for Romney's birth certificate!

I did. But I'd settle for his inception date.


There's so many days to choose from, though. There's the day the Romney project was given the green light, the day the blueprints were finalized, the day the software was done, the day the hardware was done, the day of first activation, the day he gained self-awareness...
 
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